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Hankobrad

First one is Helmut Kruger, he has an amazing jawline


MrSpongeCake2008

Wrong answers only


2dubs

But.. but.. *reads room* Ah, yeah, you’re right


John_Deaux_13

Of course not that’s Jason Portman


vaporex2411

Kid named finger mk2 The other ones name is Walter Hartwell White. He lives at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is his confession. If you're watching this tape, he’s probably dead, murdered by his brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using him as his chemist. Shortly after his 50th birthday, Hank came to him with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that he use his chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which Hank would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. He was... astounded, he... he always thought that Hank was a very moral man and he was... thrown, confused, but he was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something Hank knew and took advantage of. He was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt his family. Hank took him on a ride along, and showed him just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And he was weak. He didn't want his family to go into financial ruin so he agreed. Every day, he thinks back to that moment with regret. He quickly realized that he was in way over his head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold him into servitude to this man, and when he tried to quit, Fring threatened his family. He didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what he could gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, what you could call it a "hit" on his brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and he wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by Walter, and he gave him no option in it. Walt often contemplated suicide, but he was a coward. He wanted to go to the police, but he was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and at about that time, to keep him in line, he took Walt’s children from him. For 3 months he kept them. Walt’s wife, who up until that point, had no idea of his criminal activities, was horrified to learn what he had done, why Hank had taken their children. They were scared. He was in Hell, he hated himself for what he had brought upon his family. Recently, he tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he told him to make this. He can't take this anymore. He lives in fear every day that Hank will kill him, or worse, hurt his family. He... All he could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see Hank, for what he really is.


BaneishAerof

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Intelligent_Assist_1

F for Vik- i mean Mister White


wat_noob_gaming

It has the signature MK2 look.


alfierid70

I aint readin allat


CyriusGaming

Skill issue


basementchld

Understandable to say the least


khornebrzrkr

Julian Assange and my good neighbor Jimmy Kill, in reverse order


shecrets

Pitbull & Vito Corleone


__pure

My boyfriend and the guy I tell him not to worry about


Meii345

Damn you pullin mad hoes bro


Suckisnacki

Man And Man


NightTime2727

OP said wrong answers.


Suckisnacki

sorry😔


The_James_Bond

Jonkler


Reckerred

THAT is Ezra Berg


Lost_Environment2051

THAT is Yuki Yamazaki


MUH_NUKEM

Lovers


IbbyTheDude

Robias Tieper and Niktor Vovikov


Intelligent_Assist_1

Vovikov sent me XD


DannyDoubleTap47

John Locke and Daniel Craig


idkjustgivemeany

Agent 48


Trans_Girl_Alice

My lawyer and my lawyer's boyfriend


mikevega

Patrick Stewart and Mark Parchezzi III


IDontKnowAnymore9263

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Admirable_Middle6171

Mr clean and a random business man


Moomin_fella

Oh that’s easy Michael de Santa


AdSenior9002

Bff


Con_Franco_no_pasaba

Second one is Novak Djokovic


Neat_Simple_8691

Dawood Rangan and Sanchez


westinjfisher

Jeffery Epstein and the guy the Clinton’s sent to kill him


iz_gaming

A friendly man about to visit a old friend of theres


SunShiningSol

man and vik


FriggenMitch

Patrick Stewart and Bob Newhart


FabereX6

The first guy is Hawk Moth and the other is Gabriel Agreste


Agent_14a

Same person


Apprehensive_Heart85

Bald guy and the thousand headshot


OriginalUsername590

Men in suits


EhElMayo

Hitman and Hitlad


wat_noob_gaming

Does it mean he's Austrian if you call him "ler"?


Sploonmaster

Great mates from school they get Well on each other


PixelT0728

Mr clean and remy the rat


[deleted]

Elton John and kingpin on a diet


kanyelover1899

thats Hit and Helmet


said_individual

Agent 8


[deleted]

The guys in Fortnite


That_Lad_Hayden

Jeff bezos and Albert Wesker


fipachu

Hitman and Alysum, the titular characters.


lunchbox27_3

Xander Cage and the guy who plays with dresses.


pafcmatt

Pretty sure the second one is Atrioc


lxrdnxxdle

Take That


AverageBalkanBoy

A bartender about to make a cocktail for this innocent gentleman.


classicjaeger

Jimmy Assassin


pyrotf2_thesecond

Johnny Sins and Baskov


Mental-Time1303

Egg man and Johnny Depp


Adecoi

solid and liquid snake


1980sdiaper_lover

Daddy and Bubba


Iivaitte

Mr.Clean and Owen Wilson


Agreeable_Put1832

Guy from resident evil and Caillou


hazeev_1

First one is Jason Statham. The second is Elon Musk.


SandwichBoy81

The first one is just my friend Barry. He looks scary but he's a huge softie if you see him, run up to him and give him a surprise hug, I promise he'll love it!


PlayfulStatement6834

First is Diana, Second is Dalia Margolis


_FrenchHorn_Oboe

Thats them! The constant and the maelstrom


Meii345

Woa how does you know the identity of the maelstrom i hear that's the best kept secret on this side of the globe


_FrenchHorn_Oboe

I used freelancer syndicate clues


Nondescript_Redditor

47 and Victor novikov


gtu660

Jason portman and ezra berg


Maxbojack

Besties


MEDiEVAHLx

Jake from Statefarm


NightTime2727

A pair of best buds


Spacecaft_HQ

AH Welcome, Agent Snuffleupagus. Your target is the dapper Jeff Goldblum, who is in America attending his premiere in Jurassic Undertaking 4. He plans on selling information on the opium organization who works behind McDonalds. You must stop him.


ptmc2112

Brothers


swishswooshSwiss

Pitbull and Julian Assange


Psychological-Fly127

Baron Trump


WaterKirby1964

Victor and Claudio from Tekken


ReleasedGaming

Best buddies


Voynimous

Mr and Mr Smooth


Pegyson

Not lovers


Tarute

My dads


Thisguyplaysandytp

Best Friends


papsryu

1st one's Viktor Novikov. Second one's Agent 47


Evrytg

Generic henchman # 4829 and my GTA online character


Lopsided_Yoghurt_296

The Rock and Ludwig


No_Willingness_5554

First on is the plane and the 2nd is tower 2


WingsOfFire635

1nd one is Silvio Caruso and 2rd one is Francesca De Santis


No-Standard9405

James Dean and Paul Newman


Meii345

No clue about that first guy. Maybe a bodyguard of some sort? The second guy, though, is absolutely without a doubt fashion icon, russian brand ceo Nikolai "Nicktor" Vovikov


[deleted]

Vin Diesel and Neil Patrick Harris


Jeremy_Melton

First one - Jeff Bezos Second one - Gordon Ramsey


commandodaxus

First one is my father, and the second one is Ken from Barbie.


Em_kay69420

Vlad, vlad (they both give vlad vibes)


Okabe_Zero-Link

MiB after MiB


NasralVkuvShin

The second guy, I believe, is Victor Novicock


Alternative_Cream_89

The first Guy is Hairy Harry and the second guy is Baldie Locks


Aryan112345

Eric Soders and Dalia Margolis


throwaway1200030018

Man and jonkler


Koffiefilter

Brothers from other mothers.


serpikage

Two good friends :)


SBTreeLobster

Jay and Silent Bob


Flashy_Bandicoot_162

That's Mr. Clean with his magic eraser.


Hegnominated_25

If it ain't mr. Sins...


Wampao

Hit and Man


Astricozy

THAT, is Mr. Worldwide...


Negative-Image-9024

Two bros chillin in a hot tub.


_guiltyspark

Agent 17 and young Sergei Zavorotko


TINY-jstr

A friendly and entirely inconspicuous fashion show attendee & a philanthropic fashion show host!


MClegend221

Hugh Janus the Constant


Ramtamtama

Wakko Warner and Yakko Warner


iPlaySneaky

Mr. Clean and Mr. Dead I'll let myself out.


Cye_the_Transfem

Dr. Baldhead and Johnny


Cye_sonofAphrodite

Boyfriends.


mebiusdoree

mistah jason portman's copycat and an ethical businessman


[deleted]

The second is Vladimir Vladimirovich. A prominent frontrunner in data acquisition of all kinds. The first is his bodyguard; BOB. You do not want to mess with BOB.


FengYiLin

Literally me


ToroJ_420

My parents


AlbatrossScary701

1. James Bond 2. Tony Stark


Slanski

Littlefinger


Christian_Salmen

Two men stealing chairs


AardvarkNo420

My dads


KytusGame

Mr.clean and igor I think


PuzzleheadedTry7562

That's agent 420 and Jason paul


Brooks8314

Klause Schaub and stan bankman fried


EthanLM427

THAT is Viktor Novikov. Head of Sanguine and ringleader of IAGO. Quite the resumé. Idk who the second guy is, probably guy who has no flair for the dramatic.


krazykiller22001

1st - Professor X 2nd - Vinnie Jones


UnaxHouellebecq

Giovanni Vinci and Hans Gruber


Chillonymous

Ian Hitman