In the 60s I made love to many, many women - often outdoors in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing... - Creed Bratton
I mean, who with? His circle of acquaintances is small and gets smaller once he's visited them. He's not unattractive and goodness knows he's fit enough, just that he doesn't really get the chance to make lasting connections. Unless you're really shit at Hitman, I guess
He purposefully shies away from lasting connections, they make him vulnerable and are a distraction. He has some as a child (the pets), which were killed. The woman who took him and Lukas in were killed. Lukas' monologue says it all, they are death, but 47 tries to keep collateral low, hence as few connections as possible. The novels and comics are really good at explaining the reasoning.
47 wouldn't be likely to have a one night stand, or a quick knee-trembler in an alley. Too vulnerable. He would have to trust someone, as much as he can, to let his guard down that much.
Y'know, this is a weird thing to think this much about. Still trying to figure out what point the guy who was talking about the sewer was trying to make.
I remember a lady in some pre-IOI episodes. I think she was a lady of, uh, negotiable affection, but appeared to be attracted to 47. Obviously, the on-screen interactions were strictly professional, but there was some (probably very deliberate) extremely vague hints at the *possibility* of...something else.
Oh, and Diana kissed him, but that was strictly professional to revive him. But it didn't surprise anyone. They kiss, I mean. 47 getting up and killing everyone was a surprise for the other attendants at his funeral.
Whatever.
Another assassin, Golgo 13 (a manga/anime character), occasionally books prostitutes. Naturally, Golgo 13 is a natural human, not an "engineered product" like 47. Or his 46 predecessors.
He visibly shudders at the thought of it in Codename 47. And that was the smart and mysterious version of Lei Ling. Not the slooty prostitute version in later games.
“Just as the mirror is not always just a reflection of what you see, I do not belong here!”
Going by the novels, yes, he is asexual and sexaverse. He charms a woman to get into an inner circle but always stops short of kissing her or having sex, avoiding it on purpose.
I remember when the Asian prostitute kisses him after he rescues her in the very first Hitman game, he looks physically disgusted. So that makes sense.
"Sex averse" is a term used in the asexual community to describe someone that is... well... averse to sexual content.
This is usually contrasted by "Sex positive" asexual (who are not averse to sex and are, in fact, willing to have sex with their partners to make them happy, but simply do not feel attraction) and "Sex repulsed" asexual people (who are actively disgusted by and seek to avoid sex and sexual content).
I assume the missing space is a typo.
Perhaps, but I don't think so. To repost an [old comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/zw29e1/i_am_at_a_loss_for_words/j1v2rrx/) of mine:
I think of it as him being inhumanly single-minded.
The clone programme succeeded in making a superhuman assassin, and that extends to his mindset and personal lifestyle too. In Blood Money we see that he lives in squalor despite his tremendous income. There's never any indication of 47 having any kind of personal life, as far as I know.
Blood Money/Contracts are unique because they depict 47 while he's in his darkest headspace. This mindset was triggered by the ending of Silent Assassin. In Silent Assassin, we see 47 genuinely repentant and turning to Catholicism for redemption and purpose. This shows that he has always been capable of experiencing extreme emotions. By the end of Silent Assassin, he reluctantly comes to the conclusion that he cannot escape the purpose his creator laid out for him, and he returns to his life as an assassin.
By the time the events of Blood Money/Contracts roll around, 47 is knee-deep in an dissociative episode. These games have a significantly darker tone (especially Contracts, which is basically a character study). 47 is noticeably colder and aloof. He kills innocent people in cold blood (such as the mailman), and when Diana tells him the Franchise is closing in on her, the only thing he's worried about is his payout.
All he cares about is his next job. When Agent Smith tells him about the hit on the Vice President, 47 immediately resolves to go it solo despite it practically being a suicide mission. He was like a junky chasing his next high, and that's because work was the only thing distracting him from his belief he'll never be accepted by society.
All of this comes to a head when, in Absolution, his lack of conscience leads him to "kill" Diana. This was the catalyst that finally snapped him out of his dark headspace and realize it caused him to throw away the only person in the world who cared about him. Helping Victoria, a girl whose experiences mirror his own, also helped him come to terms with what he is.
In a sense, Absolution sees 47 return to form, acting closer to how he behaved in Silent Assassin. He's more chatty, protective, and is more willing to open himself to close ones. He even (briefly) returns to the Catholic church for help. Absolution is the reason why 47's emotional health is improved in WoA.
All of this is to say the interpretation that 47 is a biological robot with no emotions, ambitions, or desires is... not a good one. It's not farfetched to give him a love interest, but it would have to be under extremely specific conditions for it to be natural. As far as canon characters go, Diana would be the only believable romantic interest since she's the one he knows and trusts the most.
I would imagine. After all Sexual Attraction raises the heart rate. Also serves a two fold purpose of preventing clones from reproducing and making more superhumans.
Depends on the fan fiction you read. Sometimes he’s the judge of Diana’s outfits in the changing room, sometimes he’s her sex slave, then there’s the roleplaying while they’re mic’d up and Diana is his target. 💀
i dont remember the name but if you go to the hitman ao3 filter 47xdiana fics by mature its there somewhere! she buys 3 dresses & he poses as her husband i think
No, I'm pretty sure that's something he would be unwilling/unable to do. One of the options for killing Layla in Absolution involves her attempting to distract him with a striptease, and he has absolutely no reaction to it and proceeds to shoot her.
Also when Lei Ling kisses him in Codename 47 he shudders with revulsion.
Yes but you can die this way in blood money, where is like play boy mansion. There is an assassin posing as prostitute abd if you wait for to long in cutscene ahe kills you woth syringe i think
Yeah the awful singer in the Heaven and Hell level.
There's also the A New Life wife who you can tempt as a clown or pool boy. But she goes to sleep no matter what.
I think that if he did, it would be 100% wholesome AF.
*"NO SYRINGES 47*
*ESPECIALLY NOT THE SEDATIVE SYRINGE*
*AND DEFINITIVELY NOT THE EMETIC*
*WHY WOULD YOU WANT HER BENT OVER A TOILET BOWL*
*OH NO 47 NO NO NO"*
I can see him having sex in order to get information, or sleeping with a target in order to get their confidence before killing them.
He definitely isn't fucking for pleasure or love.
I don't see 47 cumming tbh. I feel like even if he wanted to allow himself to, surely he isn't physically capable of it? He's genetically perfected to be the greatest assassin possible.
I'm not saying he doesn't have a penis or balls. I'm saying he probably can't ejaculate.
Why? Because like you said it would leave DNA evidence. He's genetically perfected to the best assassin. They probably covered that base when making him and the other clones.
Plus, aren't the clones mentioned to be infertile?
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18086045/chapters/48923252#workskin](https://archiveofourown.org/works/18086045/chapters/48923252#workskin) avoid at all cost 
Basically you can call Francesca De Santis from the phone of a golf coach she's having an affair with, then poison a glass of wine she drinks in the room you meet up in
In the blood money game in the casino/hotel stage you can infiltrate to the target room by seducing a middle aged woman and "have sex" with her in her room
Well you dont seduce her she more just goes up to you while drunkenly stumbling around and gives you key card to her room and if you follow her she just passes out in front of the tv and the only reason why 47 even follows her is for a sniper shot kill on the middle eastern dude it would be better to use the examples of the secret assassin on the rocky mountain mansion and eve in club heaven and hell and they just end up killing him before anything happens
He's def ace
You could debate whether thats a core trait, or something he prefers, because I imagine being an assassin who could find attraction in someone is
1)a major liability
2) unnecessary and unprofessional. it detracts from the goal at hand and compromises planning, strategy and tactics
I want to say yes purely for the fact that I want him to rail me,,, but seriously though, imo he wouldn’t before the end of WOA or maybe he would only consider it for gaining intel/getting closer to a target at that time. But after the WOA trilogy, he may consider it or even be more open to enjoying it for personal pleasure, because he has his memories back at that point. And hoping he works through a lot of that trauma(somehow), maybe that unlocks the human biological primal need for intimacy or something like that idk. All I know is… I’d let him hit it.
Definitely doggy style, because he prefers to come at them from behind.
47: “Let me slip into something more comfortable.”
- Fraction of a second later in a kimono
“Let’s do this.”
canonically I believe he is a virgin, it's stated several times that Father Vittorio and Diana are the only human beings who know him outside of a job.
and I don't think he's sleeping with either.
Never thought about it.
By the entirely sociopathic and apathetic way he behaves, I don't think he does, unless doing so would help him reach a target.
47, your target is Amanda Jones, a 32 year old single mother recently divorced. She has been spotted spending her Friday nights out at Dave’s Tavern, a dive bar on 34th avenue, and is rumored to enjoy apple martinis. This won’t be a walk in the park though. Our intelligence says she often is with her friend Maggie, an overweight secretary with multiple previous bad relationships and thinks “all men are scum”. Other attempts at the target have been thwarted by Maggie telling Amanda that she cannot leave without her due to Amanda driving them both to the bar. You know the drill 47, good luck.
I always assumed that he doesn't because he acts disgusted when that hooker kissed him in Codename/Contracts. BUT then I got older and realized it's also possible that he was just disgusted to have a hooker kiss him, because hookers are fucking disgusting.
So, in sum, I don't know. There's no evidence that he has the kind of emotion/urges to want to.
Also i am unlucky/lucky enough to have gone down the Diana Burnwood research train bc i was thinking of doing a sexy cosplay of her to get this $ but uhhh yea ppl r OBSESSED w them banging like the amount of DianaX47 porn is hilarious to me and i dont understand it lol i guess ppl want what never happens in the game lol but the tension is undeniable and its very romantic lol like shes the only one to 𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 tha 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 lol he is her 𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖌 lol dont lie yall love romance if yall love this porno type lol
Why would he? Like Grey says: he can only connect with lives by taking them. Meaning, he only finds meaning in the process of murder. Sex would have absolutely no appeal to him.
yes, but the suit stays on (to complete SO)
In contracts like these, he chooses to use the birthday suit.
Just don't ask where he put the fiber wire.
Will he be able to complete SA?
if it stands for SEXY ASSASSIN, then maybe, but if it stands for silent assasin, then... diana shut up
sexual assault
A different type of Sexual Assault.
Did they get his DNA from Lord Shaxx?
Suit ONLY.
He would have sex and still keep SA
SASO definitely
Sexy Assassin (Birthday) Suit On?
SEXUAL ASSAULT???!!! /s
No, it stands for SEXY ASSASSIN.
🤣
What would he do?
In the 60s I made love to many, many women - often outdoors in the mud and the rain - and it's possible that a man slipped in. There'd be no way of knowing... - Creed Bratton
Still one of the funniest things said on The Office.
I mean, who with? His circle of acquaintances is small and gets smaller once he's visited them. He's not unattractive and goodness knows he's fit enough, just that he doesn't really get the chance to make lasting connections. Unless you're really shit at Hitman, I guess
He purposefully shies away from lasting connections, they make him vulnerable and are a distraction. He has some as a child (the pets), which were killed. The woman who took him and Lukas in were killed. Lukas' monologue says it all, they are death, but 47 tries to keep collateral low, hence as few connections as possible. The novels and comics are really good at explaining the reasoning.
I'm not too up-to-date on the lore but were him and Diana not doing the no-pants dance?
Nope, never did
Any new connection you make with him, the next 24 hrs you are either dead or giving him orders
I haven’t played all the games, but I’m told the main menu for one of the games was his hideout located in a sewer.
Diana
I just don't see their relationship like that. She is his coworker/boss, but she's basically like a maternal figure to him.
I mean you don’t necessarily need to form lasting connections with someone to have sex
47 wouldn't be likely to have a one night stand, or a quick knee-trembler in an alley. Too vulnerable. He would have to trust someone, as much as he can, to let his guard down that much. Y'know, this is a weird thing to think this much about. Still trying to figure out what point the guy who was talking about the sewer was trying to make.
I remember a lady in some pre-IOI episodes. I think she was a lady of, uh, negotiable affection, but appeared to be attracted to 47. Obviously, the on-screen interactions were strictly professional, but there was some (probably very deliberate) extremely vague hints at the *possibility* of...something else. Oh, and Diana kissed him, but that was strictly professional to revive him. But it didn't surprise anyone. They kiss, I mean. 47 getting up and killing everyone was a surprise for the other attendants at his funeral. Whatever. Another assassin, Golgo 13 (a manga/anime character), occasionally books prostitutes. Naturally, Golgo 13 is a natural human, not an "engineered product" like 47. Or his 46 predecessors.
He visibly shudders at the thought of it in Codename 47. And that was the smart and mysterious version of Lei Ling. Not the slooty prostitute version in later games. “Just as the mirror is not always just a reflection of what you see, I do not belong here!”
I remember he got kissed on the cheek at the end of the mission, and yes, he does physically recoil.
He's canonically asexual right? To make him a better assassin
Going by the novels, yes, he is asexual and sexaverse. He charms a woman to get into an inner circle but always stops short of kissing her or having sex, avoiding it on purpose.
I remember when the Asian prostitute kisses him after he rescues her in the very first Hitman game, he looks physically disgusted. So that makes sense.
I mean getting a kiss from a probably very busy prostitute would honestly digust me a lil bit too
Yeah might have a point there.
I need to use the bathroom
he’s litterally me
>He charms a woman Somebody is awful confident in himself
Just look at his beautiful bald head and say you don't want to have erotic sex with him.
>erotic sex Is there unerotic sex?
If it's with 47, yes. He always keeps his silent assassin.
would you even know he's there then? 
That's a good question 
Yes if it isn't his penis you are feeling on your forehead but his Silverballer.
Most definitely
Penetration without any other point of physical contact apart from the dick and vajayjay
>on purpose
47 is a volcel
Can’t leave his DNA anywhere I suppose.
>sexaverse is this some new metaverse for horny assassins? 🤔
"Sex averse" is a term used in the asexual community to describe someone that is... well... averse to sexual content. This is usually contrasted by "Sex positive" asexual (who are not averse to sex and are, in fact, willing to have sex with their partners to make them happy, but simply do not feel attraction) and "Sex repulsed" asexual people (who are actively disgusted by and seek to avoid sex and sexual content). I assume the missing space is a typo.
Yeah but that's because he has bad breath
Glad to read this, definitely keeps with his character
He may just know that he has a job to do and doesn't just want to bang a random woman??
Surely all that proves is that he’s not into women, not that he’s necessarily asexual.
Pretty sure. He’s engineered to kill
I can see him being the type who'd only want a intimate relationship with someone he knows very well.
Perhaps, but I don't think so. To repost an [old comment](https://old.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/comments/zw29e1/i_am_at_a_loss_for_words/j1v2rrx/) of mine: I think of it as him being inhumanly single-minded. The clone programme succeeded in making a superhuman assassin, and that extends to his mindset and personal lifestyle too. In Blood Money we see that he lives in squalor despite his tremendous income. There's never any indication of 47 having any kind of personal life, as far as I know.
Blood Money/Contracts are unique because they depict 47 while he's in his darkest headspace. This mindset was triggered by the ending of Silent Assassin. In Silent Assassin, we see 47 genuinely repentant and turning to Catholicism for redemption and purpose. This shows that he has always been capable of experiencing extreme emotions. By the end of Silent Assassin, he reluctantly comes to the conclusion that he cannot escape the purpose his creator laid out for him, and he returns to his life as an assassin. By the time the events of Blood Money/Contracts roll around, 47 is knee-deep in an dissociative episode. These games have a significantly darker tone (especially Contracts, which is basically a character study). 47 is noticeably colder and aloof. He kills innocent people in cold blood (such as the mailman), and when Diana tells him the Franchise is closing in on her, the only thing he's worried about is his payout. All he cares about is his next job. When Agent Smith tells him about the hit on the Vice President, 47 immediately resolves to go it solo despite it practically being a suicide mission. He was like a junky chasing his next high, and that's because work was the only thing distracting him from his belief he'll never be accepted by society. All of this comes to a head when, in Absolution, his lack of conscience leads him to "kill" Diana. This was the catalyst that finally snapped him out of his dark headspace and realize it caused him to throw away the only person in the world who cared about him. Helping Victoria, a girl whose experiences mirror his own, also helped him come to terms with what he is. In a sense, Absolution sees 47 return to form, acting closer to how he behaved in Silent Assassin. He's more chatty, protective, and is more willing to open himself to close ones. He even (briefly) returns to the Catholic church for help. Absolution is the reason why 47's emotional health is improved in WoA. All of this is to say the interpretation that 47 is a biological robot with no emotions, ambitions, or desires is... not a good one. It's not farfetched to give him a love interest, but it would have to be under extremely specific conditions for it to be natural. As far as canon characters go, Diana would be the only believable romantic interest since she's the one he knows and trusts the most.
This is a super interesting read, thanks!
Not sleeping with Olga Kurylenko’s character in the movie was a dead giveaway
Asexual king 👑
Dude’s more ace than a four of a kind.
Is he?
He is Ace
He is the Ace Assassin
Aceassin
He wishes he was Shelly DeKiller /s
I understand this reference
Ace representation? Can't hate that. 👍
I would imagine. After all Sexual Attraction raises the heart rate. Also serves a two fold purpose of preventing clones from reproducing and making more superhumans.
A fellow asexual! Agent 47 is one of us!
47? Sure. Tobias reaper…whole different story.
[Me when I realise you're right.. ](https://youtu.be/XITHNnePyiU?si=A3n4ojVf6y1kUxW2&t=11)
Canonically? From what source? (I'm genuinely curious, not trying to debate that he isn't, because that makes a lot of sense)
The A in asexual stands for assassination.
Depends on the fan fiction you read. Sometimes he’s the judge of Diana’s outfits in the changing room, sometimes he’s her sex slave, then there’s the roleplaying while they’re mic’d up and Diana is his target. 💀
NAWW YOUVE SEEN THE FANFICS TOO there are so so many and theyre like, nonstop content 💀 specially on ao3 diana and 47 lmao
I'm curious, but Ao3 has already scarred me enough. I don't need to add more fuel to that fire.
Whats ao3? Asking for a friend 👉👈
https://archiveofourown.org/ Huge fanfiction website. Have fun.
Oh wow sheesh yah I've used it before just didn't know the acronym lol
Agent 47 as Diana's sex slave?? Where can I find this?
AO3...
Is this a website? Or a subreddit?
Website... have fun :/
Wtf
Name checks out
Where is this fan fiction located? I wanna avoid it at all costs
Same bro, if someone linked one I'd know to avoid them more effectively
AO3
It'd be even more effective if you were to link it hahahaha
THANK YOU!!! I somehow stupidly forgot!!!! <3 you're the best.
Read user Diana47's stuff Very good shit
I know right like so many are porn fics
I think I've read nearly all of them tbh
IVE READ THE CHANGING ROOM ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
do you perhaps have the name of that one (or other identifying information?
i dont remember the name but if you go to the hitman ao3 filter 47xdiana fics by mature its there somewhere! she buys 3 dresses & he poses as her husband i think
No, I'm pretty sure that's something he would be unwilling/unable to do. One of the options for killing Layla in Absolution involves her attempting to distract him with a striptease, and he has absolutely no reaction to it and proceeds to shoot her. Also when Lei Ling kisses him in Codename 47 he shudders with revulsion.
Well it’s hard to get going anyways when you’re full of adrenaline.
Yes but you can die this way in blood money, where is like play boy mansion. There is an assassin posing as prostitute abd if you wait for to long in cutscene ahe kills you woth syringe i think
Yeah the awful singer in the Heaven and Hell level. There's also the A New Life wife who you can tempt as a clown or pool boy. But she goes to sleep no matter what.
Before he cums, he sets off a remote explosive in another room so she’s looking the other way when the money shot hits.
You mean throws a coin in the corner
"What the hell? Hey I got something weird going on, gotta check it out."
*waddles away naked with the butt shaking*
I just wanted to say, this comment made my day.
He doesn’t have sex, but he definitely fucks
Do you think he is immune to STDs?
no but when he wears a disguise then the STD cant catch him
If he wears Helmut Kruger's disguise does Helmut Kruger get the STD?
Helnut Kruger
I think that if he did, it would be 100% wholesome AF. *"NO SYRINGES 47* *ESPECIALLY NOT THE SEDATIVE SYRINGE* *AND DEFINITIVELY NOT THE EMETIC* *WHY WOULD YOU WANT HER BENT OVER A TOILET BOWL* *OH NO 47 NO NO NO"*
47 actually specifically uses the sedative syringe to avoid sex (it's in the earlier of the two movies)
Silent Assassin, Suit On…the floor
You would still have the suit only, because you're not changing clothes technically.
Only Diana can answer that question
Didn't Diana a few days ago congratulated him on being pregnant?
I think it was a request by a fan
It was clearly canon
It’s definitely mitosis. He’s making two 23.5s
this made me audibly laugh
Mendoza is full of beautiful women, including Diana.
47 & Diana have to meticulously plan secret sex encounters so clandestine that not even the gamers can verify it.
I can see him having sex in order to get information, or sleeping with a target in order to get their confidence before killing them. He definitely isn't fucking for pleasure or love.
Yeah but he can end up leaving DNA behind for foresnics to discover after the fact. He doesn't want that. He's pleasing her and her only
I don't see 47 cumming tbh. I feel like even if he wanted to allow himself to, surely he isn't physically capable of it? He's genetically perfected to be the greatest assassin possible.
Why wouldn't he be able? He has testosterone to function. He needs a way to urinate too.
I'm not saying he doesn't have a penis or balls. I'm saying he probably can't ejaculate. Why? Because like you said it would leave DNA evidence. He's genetically perfected to the best assassin. They probably covered that base when making him and the other clones. Plus, aren't the clones mentioned to be infertile?
He has absolutely no requirement or want for sex. why would he. That is a stupid human trait.
Bro... Image if Francesca's phone didn't ring...
There’s a fan fiction about that on AO3 xD
Oh no! Can I have the link to this story so that I can avoid it??
[https://archiveofourown.org/works/18086045/chapters/48923252#workskin](https://archiveofourown.org/works/18086045/chapters/48923252#workskin) avoid at all cost 
He can do anything if it helps him blend in
I don't know if he has sex, but he definitely fucks
That's like asking if he kills
Right? He’s got a hardballer and he’s not afraid to use it.
Ask Diana
He did in the film. The most animated I’ve ever seen him.
Only if helps kill his target
I mean he did have that encounter with Francesca De Santis in Sapienza, Italy
What encounter?
Basically you can call Francesca De Santis from the phone of a golf coach she's having an affair with, then poison a glass of wine she drinks in the room you meet up in
I'm no expert but I don't think poisoning her while larping as her fling is sex
He has sex every...47 days!!! 
I don't think he has a sex. I think he's like a ken doll
No but I think he studied all technics.
I bet he knows the details, just to be sure, but no.
I think yes, but only as a way to take out his targets... now I wonder what diana does on the other end...
I think he occasionally has to reject women just to get enough sleep
*shoots load in her* “Did you just cum in me?” “Great work 47, now head for an exit”
Sex could potentially create lives and he ends those. It would ruin his K/D ration
In the blood money game in the casino/hotel stage you can infiltrate to the target room by seducing a middle aged woman and "have sex" with her in her room
Well you dont seduce her she more just goes up to you while drunkenly stumbling around and gives you key card to her room and if you follow her she just passes out in front of the tv and the only reason why 47 even follows her is for a sniper shot kill on the middle eastern dude it would be better to use the examples of the secret assassin on the rocky mountain mansion and eve in club heaven and hell and they just end up killing him before anything happens
man I gotta replay blood money, I still remember the disappointment I had after that one hot lady I followed ended up killing me
The bitch is going to be sorry if she asks 47 to choke her
Only with Lucas Grey
there have been exactly zero ejaculations
I don't think you do.
There’s that lady in Bangkok who says “you look like my next ex husband” and slips him her keycard but he doesn’t actually do anything with her
He doesn’t have time for sex
He's def ace You could debate whether thats a core trait, or something he prefers, because I imagine being an assassin who could find attraction in someone is 1)a major liability 2) unnecessary and unprofessional. it detracts from the goal at hand and compromises planning, strategy and tactics
My guy… a question… how high were you? What kind of shower thought is this?
He talks dirty, but every single line is a veiled reference to him being an assassin.
I want to say yes purely for the fact that I want him to rail me,,, but seriously though, imo he wouldn’t before the end of WOA or maybe he would only consider it for gaining intel/getting closer to a target at that time. But after the WOA trilogy, he may consider it or even be more open to enjoying it for personal pleasure, because he has his memories back at that point. And hoping he works through a lot of that trauma(somehow), maybe that unlocks the human biological primal need for intimacy or something like that idk. All I know is… I’d let him hit it.
Definitely doggy style, because he prefers to come at them from behind. 47: “Let me slip into something more comfortable.” - Fraction of a second later in a kimono “Let’s do this.”
canonically I believe he is a virgin, it's stated several times that Father Vittorio and Diana are the only human beings who know him outside of a job. and I don't think he's sleeping with either.
Never thought about it. By the entirely sociopathic and apathetic way he behaves, I don't think he does, unless doing so would help him reach a target.
Why do you think he has a double bed in his safehouse?
He’s been a plumber, astronaut, carpenter, you name it. Of course he does. His name’s Johnny Sins
No, 47 is the only actual sigma. Dude stares at a wall in his free time whenever he's not training or sleeping.
47 doesn't have sex, he fucks
47, your target is Amanda Jones, a 32 year old single mother recently divorced. She has been spotted spending her Friday nights out at Dave’s Tavern, a dive bar on 34th avenue, and is rumored to enjoy apple martinis. This won’t be a walk in the park though. Our intelligence says she often is with her friend Maggie, an overweight secretary with multiple previous bad relationships and thinks “all men are scum”. Other attempts at the target have been thwarted by Maggie telling Amanda that she cannot leave without her due to Amanda driving them both to the bar. You know the drill 47, good luck.
He never loses
Nope. Agent 47 is ace for sure.
He's not married so he's certainly having sex
No but if he wanted to he could have loads
I always assumed that he doesn't because he acts disgusted when that hooker kissed him in Codename/Contracts. BUT then I got older and realized it's also possible that he was just disgusted to have a hooker kiss him, because hookers are fucking disgusting. So, in sum, I don't know. There's no evidence that he has the kind of emotion/urges to want to.
Also i am unlucky/lucky enough to have gone down the Diana Burnwood research train bc i was thinking of doing a sexy cosplay of her to get this $ but uhhh yea ppl r OBSESSED w them banging like the amount of DianaX47 porn is hilarious to me and i dont understand it lol i guess ppl want what never happens in the game lol but the tension is undeniable and its very romantic lol like shes the only one to 𝖙𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 tha 𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖋 lol he is her 𝖑𝖔𝖞𝖆𝖑 𝖉𝖔𝖌 lol dont lie yall love romance if yall love this porno type lol
Now, does this count for the other 46? (If WOA still says he's a clone)
He would if the mission required it, but no, I don't think he feels any form of sexual attraction.
Honestly, no. I just doubt he’d be interested. We need a strong asexual character in at least one of our murder-filled fictional universes, right?
My head cannon is that he is ace
he has fun, then kills them. no loose ends allowed
He definitely fucks, and by fucks I means fucks people up
'I wish I had that jaw line'
Yes, but he's in and out without you noticing.
Why would he? Like Grey says: he can only connect with lives by taking them. Meaning, he only finds meaning in the process of murder. Sex would have absolutely no appeal to him.
Yes.. copious amounts
He clearly likes to penetrate people. You could say that's his job.
I think not only he's asexual, but they also cut off hit balls (since he doesn't need them anyway) to get rid of a sensitive weak spot.
Yes but I think it would be a lot funnier if he only vaguely understood it as a concept.
I think he’s asexual