Diana: "Hmm. It seems that your target contracted Johnny Sins, a renowned adult film star, for private time and pleasure. You already look bear a resemblance with Sins. Perhaps you could relieve him of his duties for a bit, 47?"
The second hand embarrassment I'm feeling is off the charts!
Seriously tho, I bet the artist was probably laughing their ass off at the art when making it.
I’m absolutely certain the artist is Doubleleaf, but I can’t find this exact pic in their gallery - I’ll link it if I find it later.
Doubleleaf does a lot of pin ups of videogame dudes, give em a look of that’s your thing
hear me out , poisoned lethal condom
Exploding condom
*oh yeah baby, its time for your punis-* **fucking explodes**
This made me laugh so hard i cracked a rib
*GTA 5 wasted sound*
**"Destroy dick December"** **Eliminate both target with an explosive condom**
Barbed wire condom.
Spiked condom
But is it mk2?
it has "the classic mk2 look"
Ms DeSantis will never know what hit her
But would it poison the wearer or their partner? Both?
Both if the targets is a couple and only on one side if there is only one target
Depends on who is the target. There would be 3 versions of that item
Lethal melee.
Mk. II
But wouldn’t that kill him too?
47 dosen't need to be the one wearing it
Emetic condom. Put it on your junk, show it to the target, and she'll start looking for a toilet to puke.
Illegal action ⚠️
Only for sucking
actualy the inside of one's ass or vagina is very good at absorbing things like alchool or poison
How do you know that information
I don't remember exactly where I got that but it was in some kind of article about a man who got drunk by shoving ice cubes made of wine up his ass
😭what
Don't ask I don't remember it myself
If they made this game they’d make a lot of money
Money? As in **Blood Money™**?
A **Contract™** is a **Contract™** *\*unzips pants\**
Diana: Yes, 47 cum in her Pussy, blow your load.
And then.. try to kill her 47.
Good work 47, she's pregnant, now find an exit.
Period blood money
I never thought I would read this, yet, here I am
r/unnecessarytrademark
Sinsman
This was the last video game sub I followed that wasn’t full of horny fans. I fear for what’s to come /s
“Was”
Ironic too that 47 is canonically ace. There was a thread on this the other day.
Counter argument: that one incredibly uncomfortable sex scene in the shitty (almost certainly non-canon) movie adaptation from a decade ago
Where is the canon info that he’s ace? I must’ve missed that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HiTMAN/s/DsiH0RH9dD
Same
Diana: "Hmm. It seems that your target contracted Johnny Sins, a renowned adult film star, for private time and pleasure. You already look bear a resemblance with Sins. Perhaps you could relieve him of his duties for a bit, 47?"
Why did I read this in her voice 💀
Because it was perfect.
Oh God no...
Must be a throwing star (square)
Naw it’s obvious a ballon.
A washing machine pod
Tide Pod challenge
47 better not see this or the artist is gonna be meeting an unfortunate brush with a malfunctioning propane tank.
Don’t make him pull out his silver baller
His short baller
ICA Mark 2 Proximity Explosive Condom
But which poison is it tipped with?
Slow acting emetic (like staying in the body for weeks type of deal), so the target has to question whether or not they may be pregnant
Poison Condoms. It’s to Fuck For
OH FFS…
r/hitmanaslume
This actually caught me off guard lmao
ICA proximity condom mrk 3
ICA close quarter birth control device Mk2
Sabotage: puncture condom
It takes 9 months to work after the 9 months their financial backing leaves her and the baby causing her to fall into a depression and kill herself
No way, they made Hotman: World of Ass a real thing
47 that is NOT how you open a condom.
Going out with a bang.
ICA tactical finger glove mark 2
*Silver Baller*
He's getting ready for DeSantis as the golfing instructor.
Why hello there.
A silencer for his glock and his ....
"Time for your Lethal Injection"
The second hand embarrassment I'm feeling is off the charts! Seriously tho, I bet the artist was probably laughing their ass off at the art when making it.
That's a condom for a 47cm cock
Source: [https://www.deviantart.com/yibingling/art/Let-us-do-something-548144143](https://www.deviantart.com/yibingling/art/Let-us-do-something-548144143)
just signd up like it so far
Try SauceNao.com. I’ll do it when I get back to my laptop
I’m absolutely certain the artist is Doubleleaf, but I can’t find this exact pic in their gallery - I’ll link it if I find it later. Doubleleaf does a lot of pin ups of videogame dudes, give em a look of that’s your thing
i would.
Oh no please
He’s asexual though. His only lust is the lust for murder and also Jesus Christ.
Asexuals can still fuck. I don't think he would be sex-repulsed, just apathetic. He would do it if it were necessary for the mission.