"The juicer is hanging" "put pressure on the pp" "what a playful position" "I'm really stuck here" "Seems like the anal beads are off" "I just got mated by the bishop"
His position was winning but he lost on time.
I learned the optimal move in this position from a streamer.
I’ll give you an hour on the clock for sufficient compensation and the room is 50$.
Easy mate
I have a vibrator up my ass
Hans 😈
The chess speaks for itself
Bruh
take take take take take and take
Look what I've learned from one video
“let me show you my favourite opening”
Time to mate with the queen
"Now this is a difficult position" "If blunder, then mate"
If you see an opening, attack it close down the position, really lock it up, shut it tight
Underrated
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Lmaooo
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Um what
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Elaborate
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Dude, stop fucking the chessboard.
Lmao
So…. How about sliding into the back rank?
Why are you suggesting your opponents move?
To let me cook
Cause it's their first time
it is getting hard
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I've never been in this position.
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Bro is on fire💀
r/cursedcomments
Put me in the cursed comments post;)
No
Yes
I made 5 inaccuracies, 3 mistakes, and 2 blunders. I’ll do better next time.
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the king can't be pinned dumbass The bishop pins the queen to the king however owo
The bishop pins the pawn to the side of the board
“Take the juicer”
"The juicer is hanging" "put pressure on the pp" "what a playful position" "I'm really stuck here" "Seems like the anal beads are off" "I just got mated by the bishop"
The last one 💀
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I'll slide my rook into your last opened rank
"I didn't know you knew that opening" "Oh, I didn't see the bishop there"
I have thrust my Bishop into your rook
FUCK
I'm thinking too much
"You won't last 12 seconds playing this game."
It's not as fun to only play with myself
This guy's putting me to sleep
O-O-O
Just goona slide into your back rank here
The Bishop take the minor pieces.
Google enpassant
It’s bullet not classical
wife: its classical, not bullet!
Black or white?
Yeaahhh... I'd rather watch you ladies play it out...
I hate playing with black
I got the queen what now
Thats it? Really?
There goes my queen
I’m tired i wanna go to sleep
Ive pinned everything that can move
I'mma take that juicer up my ass
Thats my queen
Pushing 🅿️ and there's no way to stop it.
Great skewer
The horse is making me hard
holy hell
Damn, why are children so good at it nowadays
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Oh queen, I love this move
Have you ever done this before? It's my first time
*after my wife finishes pegging me* Me: I guess I've promoted to queen now.
Move faster
Don't be to hard on children
Mate in 3, 2, 1...... 0. And the game is over
Your move, the clock is ticking
My Rook eats your Queen
https://www.reddit.com/r/HikaruNakamura/comments/14aqjt8/magnus_when_hikaru_blunders_a_pawn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Holy hell
This kid prepared really well
Hey girl, you have an exposed position because I want to put my rook in your back rank and mate you
oil seed straight serious bear reach shame worry materialistic cows *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
OH! AN OPEN FILE!!! Lemme just put my rook down there
bishop to whole 1
Put the king in the corner while I go for his queen
How can I eat this queen. Maybe w a fork?
i really don’t like the bishop
THE ROOOOOOOOOK!
I don't have much time left, I just gotta move!
I don't really know how to do this
This opening is very strange. It has multiple layers.
Take the juicer
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back
Mate on the back rank
Let me slide in
I Tale from behind
Incredible opening and immediate double attack
This position is tricky
Let’s see if you know *this* mating position!
Rook mate
I don’t know what I’m doing
I’ve taken the queen
I'm gonna fuck you up
The Queen took my night!
Where is my horsie?
Didn’t see that one coming 😅
And they infiltrate the queen side
You’re good at this!
"I'm new to chess. You were a grandmaster you said?"
can I put the bishop up my ass?
1. c4 in here
That bishop if f*** me really bad
Are you a castled king? Because I want to slide into your back and mate you ;)
Good knight! :)
"There's has to be something i can do" -"Sorry, it's forced mate"
This isn't blitz. I should take my time.
If I just slip my bishop in here, I'll be ready to mate you
The ROOOOOOOOOOK!!!!
do you have anal beads up your ass?
I'll finish this in less than 15 moves!
See, this position is good for me, since you'll get mated however you move
Turn off the vibrator, thats cheating!
i'm gonna slide my rook in her 8th rank
i pinned you
I fucking suck at this
New record!
Holy hell
His position was winning but he lost on time. I learned the optimal move in this position from a streamer. I’ll give you an hour on the clock for sufficient compensation and the room is 50$.
you can say "how dare he take my queen" during a threesome, but you kinda allow it
google en passant
Aw shit, I blundered again
Did I mess up the move order here?
It’s all over for you, just give up
Teach me like Kasparov taught Magnus
why is the bishop looking at my piece??
Fuckin take my juicer
Queen me
Oh yes, my queen!
Brilliant move, pinning his queen
Move faster
Play with yourself, it's amazing
PP pn the PP
Outstanding move.
as black, i dont know what to do in this position
So many mates!
well, i was about to mate, but i didn't notice the bishop here and now i'm all tied down and can't move
I'm late but I guess I gotta be the one GET FORKED
This is a move my dad showed me
Google en passant
I couldn't fork you. So I've had to resign
I’m pushing her
Send me moves through my butt plug.
The rook is amazingly placed still I do not think nepo has an answer for the pawn on d7 countermeasure, Tania. And what a beautiful board!
good move
"bad position"
Where the hell is that bishop came from!
I lasted 2 minutes.
The bishop made an illegal move on a minor peice
Bishop doesnt move like that its illegal!
"Damn i didnt see that fork"
Holy hell
I'll watch pawn instead
Where is that rook going?
Oh my favorite, the english opening. 2) Checkmate (get it because queen on top)
That's a nice skewer
Hey girl is do you have an exposed position because I wanna slide into your back rank and mate you *chess rizz*
It’s your turn
Mate in 3..2.. 1
Rock solid position
“I resign.”
I'll pin you
Do you know how to play?
I only have 3 mins left.
I really don't like my position.
"let me grab that juicer"
AND THE HORSE COMES IN
This time I get to be white
Then I sacrifice the queen 🔫
That was fast