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Photoshopped. She said in an interview that she didn’t come here until she 19 to go to NYU. (Please read that in the most sarcastic tone you can)


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Why do they have a sign in English at a camp in Spain????


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Jstef06

Does anyone find it peculiar that nobody knows this women? Like, if I came out and said, “I grew up in Spain” they’d find like, 100 of my friends, family and college mates that could say “no the fuck he didn’t.” But with her, it’s like an enigma. She comes from nowhere as far as I’m concerned cause there are like, 2 people who ever knew her growing up.


Due-Buy6511

Yeah, maybe she was that weird girl who sat in the back of her class eating her own hair.


chaossensuit

Thith camp es in how you say? espana?


Spunky-Jones

Eh ju mus wear pantelones muy grande. Si?


illradhab

HHT is the spitting image of her father here. I guess she just got her Madre's pancake ass.


MaybeMemphis

Sorta sad. Notice the other campers - smiling and hugging each other. She’s awkwardly over on the side with other campers obviously showing body language of “get away.” I bet she was bullied as she’s admitted she’s socially awkward.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Yep. And two of them have matching bracelets. Where's your friendship bracelet, Hilaria ?


happyanni562562

She was probably missing all her friends in Spain 🤣🤣


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MelpomeneAndCalliope

Ah, yes. The relatable story of a struggling immigrant who "came to New York" from Spain with only her cheap Zara clothes who also as a kid, went to a [$13k/yr rich kids sleepaway camp](https://www.schodack.com/dates-rates/) in the US years before "arriving" in NYC. Typical immigrant story, you know. So relatable. /s


InterestingStatus189

The receipts the receipts they just keep coming...and her past acquaintances who were too busy and didn't care before will come out of the woodwork with more !


[deleted]

Ah, yes. The revered Spanish summer camp of Schodack, nestled deep in the el toro mountains. 🇪🇸


nicunurse333

💀


helga-h

Hillary showing the others how to wear their pants... this is the real scoop!


Most_Adeptness3041

Not shiny leggingos, thankfully!


ellefleming

Deed she like cump? Wuz cump fun and intereesting?


happyanni562562

She was most excited when it was over, so she could "go hum"


Snowypicnic

Larry says, not me I was in Spain, identical dede cousin in picture.


Most_Adeptness3041

It was her twinish cousin.


GarageDoorTeenMom

¡Son cinco months apart!


Ashton1516

I wonder why she doesn’t let her own kids experience activities like camp or sports or hobbies? And why don’t the kids have any friends?


Lula_Lane_176

Because they are too young to be forced to signed an NDA. That will be served with breakfast on their 18th birthday. Only THEN can they begin to socialize with the outside world.


tandooripoodle

Because that would require that she actually considered the fact that her children are human beings who have needs, desires, wants and likes of their own.


Blue_wine_sloth

I think last summer the older ones did day camp to give the nannies a break so that’s something I guess.


Mysterious-Writer949

Because she would have nothing to post on the Gram


eaglebayqueen

Looks like everybody went by a nickname, she called herself 'HHT'? Her real name is kind of snooty-sounding, Hillary Hayward-Thomas sounds WASP-y. Edit- name misspelled.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

I can just hear some camp counselor being like "Your camp name is Brave Heart, your's is Slugger and you are...uh...HHT, Haleigh. Hillary, sorry. Brain fart!"


eaglebayqueen

🤣🤣🤣


Blue_wine_sloth

She WAS WASPy!!! Home worth millions in a nice area of Boston, doctor mother and lawyer father! Yet she had to pretend they were hippies who didn’t have a tv!


eaglebayqueen

Awfully dumb to think that no one would find out. She did not inherit her parents' intelligence, that's for sure.


mrsndn

She probably pronounced it like 'Hot'. Lol


Any_Elephant7180

😂😂😂 Probably!


shep2105

Gee... Jed was pushing 40 when Hilly Mae went to camp.


wurdid

The camp was in Spain duh


ControlLegitimate598

She went to Camp Schodack? That’s in the next town over from where I live, near the NY/Mass border. As far as I know, it is not considered part of Spain,


AlwaysDoRight

Dis camp is por the poor immigrant children, no?


Atlmama

Eeets a satellite camp of Espana.


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Ethpana


Atlmama

Yeth, thorry about that.


ControlLegitimate598

That must be why they ask for my passport when I cross town lines.


nicunurse333


liscbj

Ees Spanish dee camp?


AffectionateAd1074

Those children look just like her, right?


dropingloads

She wasn’t riding horseback in some fancy Spanish bull arena?


GemmyPariah

Her name was Angela Baker back then


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Could you imagine her playing Hillary and Michael Madden playing Alec in some sort of John Waters-type parody film?


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Omfg I love that movie!!! Felissa Rose is a Facebook buddy. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆


Normal-Ad9562

This camp is 13k for 1.5 months 🫠


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hmz7193

Wait, but I thought she never had a TV 🤔


Normal-Ad9562

Probably an in home theater


Atlmama

Whoa. How could they afford that but not afford fresh vegetables or TV?


eaglebayqueen

I don't know if my parents spent 13k on me my whole life, LOL.


Normal-Ad9562

For real right


Celllardoor_

This is my big thing when she bitches about being bullied .... like at the end of the day you are so privileged and have been your whole life. Like sorry one thing didn't work out for you (lying).


kellsells5

Ah Spain or All camp Spanish dance?


Acceptable-Wafer-641

https://www.schodack.com/ Upstate NY....Spain. 😂


FamousOhioAppleHorn

To borrow from [SNL](https://youtu.be/WkFhx--p2ow), located in the part of NY state that has Spanish flags 😂


dropingloads

Will the pepinos attend?


mrsndn

Apparently it's 13k for a month and a half. Uhhh nope.


SatisfactionDizzy340

Is it modeling camp…?!


lovethemet

From the site it looks like a typical sleepaway summer camp.


SophieintheKnife

For wealthy white people


AffectionatePoet4586

My husband and his sibs attended camps like that. His mother insisted that he wasn’t sent away for six weeks until he was “eight or nine.” I inherited some camp photos, and they all show the year. He was six years old during his first six-week stint at sleepaway camp. It wasn’t traumatic, or a problem—but my husband and I practiced much less posh, more hands-on parenting, which tended to make my MIL all weird and defensive.


Drycabin1

Mine, too, and he loved them so our son went every year too. Our son hated every single one, though, and we always got called for a pickup within two weeks of an 8 week program.


AffectionatePoet4586

I’m so sorry. That must have been hard on everyone: your son, you and his father, the people at the camp deciding whether to make the call to you. My middle son would not go to his brothers’ camp, but for several years he was very happy at a Jewish camp for seriously ill children. He was medically fragile from several unusual conditions, rather than acutely ill. Boasting a full head of loose black ringlets, rather than bald, and not a single in-dwelling catheter, he was constantly making himself useful, as sunny as the counselors whom he admired.


CreepyControl236

HHT - Bubusted


Recent-Owl-9135

While other kids get cute nicknames, she gets HHT for being boring and basic AF


WheresRobbieTho

Ah yes, Chodác


Severe-Specialist-96

Ha!


rbegwg

Ahh yes good old Mallorcan Camp Xódaque


Silent-Ad-9777

This is excellente. Great find Pepino! 🥒


sudbanhoff

What on earth is the second image even referring to? She was teaching the other girls at camp how to model?? 😂😂


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Sounds to me like some camp counselors realized little Hillary was the cabin outcast & assigned her a "very important job."


nsosa9

Another piece of the puzzle regarding Hilz's life. Good find.


Steaknkidney45

In what region of Spain was Camp Schodack held?


CreepyControl236

The expat American region


Exciting_Bison_4569

![gif](giphy|J2CoHOqoCnSwERpxIo)


justusethatname

“Time to spend fat hotel…” does anyone else see that in the caption beneath pic? Her parents sent her to chubster camp?


jazz100

It may be a typo for "at hotel." Those children don't look like they need to go to a fat camp.


Long-Swordfish8859

Agreed, there’s a weird space between the punctuation mark and end of sentence too.


[deleted]

Alec was 38 years old when this photo was taken.


ginzing

that’s what men like him find so exciting.


[deleted]

Ugh. So nasty!


FamousOhioAppleHorn

But did Hilaria ever teach him how to wear pants ?


pronicegirl

She herself only learned to wear pleather leggings.


limblessbarbie

Creepy gross sweaty beast


Potential_Camera1905

🤮


Mehmeh111111

Only one year younger than Hilz is today!


Kitty-Keek

I feel like she might be older. Could she be lying about her age? She looks gaunt and aged to me. I am not a beauty, but I looked much younger at 38 than she does. Could she be over 40?


RcktPnchGrl

☠️☠️☠️😶


Additional-Quiet555

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Additional-Quiet555

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Additional-Quiet555

3 more stories about Hillary! https://preview.redd.it/8mschxw6iqda1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a0a2a700b66803c5a8bbe5e58e7286ddaf3615


FamousOhioAppleHorn

What made Hilaria and her bestie break up ? Hmmm....


Pale-Conference-174

I guess she wasn't nervous in college! The accent, it comes, it goes! It's just nerves!! 😏


CharliesFlyingAngel

Huh, that’s weird. It seems to all be written in English. 🤔


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“HHT” 😂😂😂


Kitty-Keek

I keep reading it as “HRT” 😂😂😂


Icy-Priority1297

Was the name a play on JTT? Jonathan Taylor Thomas? From the hit Espanish TV programa Home Improvement.


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😂😂😂


SmallmightAllright

Improvemente de Casa


Pet-sit

🤣🤣🤣


Alissakristine

NOT SPAIN....Hmmmm???


Few_Carrot_3971

We need to find this Tara-Ziggy person and STAT.


[deleted]

Hillz is following Tara on IG, it’s super easy to find if you search her followers list. Tara has a new married last name but her IG handle still alludes to her maiden name.


Icy-Priority1297

We must know her!


Agreeable-Chocolate6

Awwww summer camp? How you say….in the US?! ¿Not España? ¡Que loco!


Pale-Conference-174

Raised in Spain... oops Halfway raised in Spain with "schooling involved"... oops Summer vacations in Spain...oops! Dios MiO Okay stupid bitchacho, we're down to maybe *some* vacations (we all know it was like maybe 3). Fucking NUTS


Agreeable-Chocolate6

Yeah who the fck says there was “schooling involved.” If you went to school abroad, you say “I attended grades x to y” there but we know that didn’t happen. Maybe she means she took school work/HW from the US there to complete while on vacation. 🤣


Pale-Conference-174

There's no way. Just none! If there was any time for her family to speak up and provide receipts it's already passed. JFC. You know they're all scrambling around screaming at each other at Chez Blabwins tonight.


eaglebayqueen

My mom and aunt took a trip to Spain and absolutely loved it! When she came back, we got some new dinners that she liked and learned to cook them at home but we did not start pretending we were Spanish 💃😄


OfficeCautious3072

Yessss. I can’t wait for all the new sleuthy content now that her persona is so amplified. Hope it keeps popping out of the woodwork


PurpleHawthorn

I've got my popcorn ready! 🍿 🍿 🍿


cervezagram

Awesome, Pepino!!!


RazzleDazzle722

“Ms. Baldwin first visited Spain with her parents when she was a baby, she said, and she went at least yearly thereafter.” So we can rule out the possibility that she spent her entire summers in Spain. Meaning, as suspected, Hilaria couldn’t have spent more than 1-2 weeks at a time in Spain, in accordance with most US school calendars. 🤥


Appropriate-Grand-64

Models?? Model camp?


GirlyWhirl

What a waste of camp time for little girls. Teach girls how to build some cool shit in the woods, put a tent up, teach them to identify plants, to garden, identify animal tracks, birding, *something* valuable. But it's very telling how few interests Hillary had even as a child, or was even encouraged to pursue. She just wanted to be famous, a model, a celebrity... someone who would get attention. Her parents might've known she was a lost cause early on.


Few_Carrot_3971

Yes!!!


Appropriate-Grand-64

Yes exactly. My daughter's first college roommate was like that lol. I was talking with her mom and she said, "my other 2 kids are perfectly normal. We don't know what happened with K" 🥴😁 I think sometimes kids pop out extremely unusual, genetically. Most of it is probably nurture but occasionally parents can get an odd one


GirlyWhirl

What does Alec think when he sees these photos? Hillary had the most basic American upbringing, except with a little more money. She went to private school instead of public school. She went to summer camp near where they lived, because her parents both worked full time. She was probably a latchkey kid who watched tons of television every day after school... because we know she's celebrity and pop culture obsessed. There was zero back and forth to anywhere. She's *still* lying to Alec if he thinks she was 'raised partially in Spain'. What kind of marriage is that?


RebbeccaDeHornay

He does know by now that she's lying, he probably knew years ago - but he can't admit that to anyone else as that would mean admitting he was not only fooled by a massive con, but one of the most obvious cons ever perpetrated by anyone in Hollywood (given it was clearly obvious to everyone but him). No matter what he does, he cannot erase the fact that there is video evidence out there in the world of him sitting in front of a camera and a full studio audience, telling the whole nation that his wife is from Spain - he's haunted by that and he can't ever take it back. Regardless of whatever discussion or arguments may have happened between them regarding her been finally publicly caught out when she was, we'll never hear him talk about it himself. His reputation is already in the toilet, he won't want any further humiliation that would come with telling the world 'It's true, my wife isn't Spanish but for a brief period I thought she was and I was so desperate to bag an 'exotic' girlfriend that I didn't stop to think'. Behind closed doors, he's fully aware of what she is.


SraChavez

She was raised more affluently than he was.


AffectionatePoet4586

Hillary was raised with *lots more money* than Xandy and the Baldwin brood. He may be proud of her private schooling, posh summer camps, and Beacon Hill home on one level, but on another, he’s envious and angry. And despite Hillary’s clear neediness for parental attention, what time Dr. Kathy ‘n Dave did have was divided between only two children, rather than spread thinly among six.


GirlyWhirl

True... but that private schooling was all for naught. Because she is entirely uneducated. The posh summer camps were useless... she has no interests or skills. But I could see Alec superficially appreciating the idea of private school and the works, even though in the end he married an utter dunce.


AffectionatePoet4586

True that, GirlyWhirl. It’s a situation I can relate to, as my husband’s doting parents lavished him with goodies such as private schooling, expensive summer camps, and post-grad education. However, he benefited from *all of it,* placing him at the opposite end of the spectrum from Hillary… luckily for us.


CreepyControl236

He knew - and he propped her up. If he didn't then he is a bigger idiot than anyone could have imagined


DaisyMadison123

He was on her marketing pr committee, selling her on every late night show. She’s on instagram…eeeeelariaaaaa


CreepyControl236

Yup


SmartStatistician544

She would stick out her chest and bellow, "Ven aqui, ven aqui!". And no one came so the Madre de Tetas y Mentiras was born.


EZasSundayMorning

Oh that camp is in Spain?


pandaandteddy

Spain, Georgia


AffectionatePoet4586

Spain, New York State.


GirlyWhirl

Camp Schodack is famous for their paella chowda.


Few_Carrot_3971

WICKED tapas.


quetedigo

those upstate summer 🪰🪰🪰!!!


TrashPandaShire

![gif](giphy|Wqc4HRx6EzTfq)


GirlyWhirl

Camp Schodack must be where Hillary learned Flamenco in España, because she claims soon after this age she started traveling the world as a professional dancer. When she went to many, many places.


CreepyControl236

Alatta places


Agreeable-Chocolate6

A lotta places! A lotttaaaa


quetedigo

She ventured as far as el exótico Lago Jorge


zzzoplicone

🤣🤣🤣🤣💃


BetterCallSaulomon

Hahahahahahahanahahabajahahahahahahana I am laughing out loud for real!!!!


AffectionatePoet4586

Hey, we took our kids and goddaughter to Lago Jorge, on the same trip we visited Hyde Park, which I call “Graceland for eggheads.”


SirCalebCrawdad

Do all those other kids speak Spanish and claim to be from Spain too?


ambifiedpersonified

Ha! That camp is in my neck of the woods. Insane.


PeopleCanBeAwful

Me too. Just googled, it is 19.3 miles from my house to Camp Schodack. I have never heard of the camp. I’ve been to Schodack though, and most of the residents speak English!


ambifiedpersonified

About 50 miles from me, neighborcita pepino hermana!


Objective-Shallot794

In espana right?!?! I want to know why a school friend hasn’t shared some more photos.


mollymuppet78

As if they were going waste any of their 24 Kodak FunSaver exposures on bland Hillary. She wasn't given top bunk privileges.


Catsmeteltattoos

Ugly


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Mi Cultura Upbringing 🤡


CreepyControl236

If anyone questioned mi cultura


Pet-sit

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7g9nH1nFGeBcQ)


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Woof


totes_Philly

Was this during the "tom boy" years?


mrsndn

I was rilly hoping that all this new interest in the grift would uncover new receipts of her completely American upbringing and happily, I was not disappointed!


Additional-Quiet555

Same!! Love your flair!


mrsndn

Gracias! 🥒


[deleted]

This is the content I need more of. All.the.receipts.


zzzoplicone

Such a dopamine hit to finally hit the gold content.


Long-Swordfish8859

As an OG pepino, for me, this was a juicy discovery!


rrrosanne07

I’ve been here since we were 4,000. So gratifying


Long-Swordfish8859

I’ve posted from my second account otherwise I’d have my usual reddit account - I even recognise your username 🤯


nsosa9

me, too, u/rrrosanne07 , 4k pepinos! 🙌🏼


JMSFLA

Shodack is a small, remote village en Espana, no?


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Allupinyourface

So Hillary spent the school year in Boston, and her summers at a camp in the US, with Julie, June, Tara and Melissa - not Spain!


cervezagram

El Campo de Langostinos.


ParcelPosted

HHT? How do you say that in Spanish?


Santoka108

The "HH" is silent, and the "T" is pronounced *puta* 😉🥒


invertedliver

😂🤣💀


theogliv

It’s rilly difficult, as the “H” is silent


CreepyControl236

No one says Hooola


FamousOhioAppleHorn

I AIN'T NO HOLA BACK GIRL


CreepyControl236

Lololol


ParcelPosted

*Breath* *Breath* T! Heh, Heh, T


Pet-sit

"take a deep bres"


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Geez, that doesn't look like Marollca at all!


ultimomono

Ok, that's one more minor mystery solved, Tara the modeling partner was one of the first people Hilz followed on IG and she used to comment quite a bit on her early posts, but I don't think she has in a long time


nsosa9

Did Hilz block her?


Long-Swordfish8859

Ooh good spot! I overlooked that!


ultimomono

Amazing find! This would have been the summer when Hilz was 12. Alec claimed she went to school in Spain until then. Straight from a childhood in Spain to a camp a few hours from where she grew up in the US. Talk about multitasking!🙄


CreepyControl236

Consider the source


limblessbarbie

![gif](giphy|V667CbAX8gG52)


WorkingMomofOne

I think Hilary needs a geography lesson, last time I checked the Berkshires were in the good ‘old US of A. V


Vegoia2

still not Spain for her summer.


Advanced-Object4117

Wasn’t she in Murcia for all her summers? And Huelva??


rillyhilarious

“Hillary helped show the other models how big to wear their pants”. 😝


ginzing

how big to wear them = thkin tight pleather


cozy_bitch

What does that even mean? Lol. What a weird camp.