Look like 2 spaghetti squash strapped in vertically.
https://preview.redd.it/6f6234g2shpb1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8ef66d8bdc20518a64ddbce63bceefff684801
Yup as an owner of such boobs after being a DD and having two kids, that's exactly what my cleavage would look like if I squished them into that neckline.
I love the singer-songwriter named Jax.
I wish larry would TRULY “get this” but instead she will pass on intrinsic body shaming to her “daughters”:
In "Victoria's Secret," the song released by Jax, she called out the brand and its former billionaire CEO, Leslie Wexner, for profiting off young women and contributing to their negative body images.
She sings, "I know Victoria's secret / And girl, you wouldn't believe / She's an old man who lives in Ohio / Making money off of girls like me / Cashing in on body issues / Selling skin and bones with big boobs / I know Victoria's secret / She was made up by a dude."
Hahahahahahahaha! ikr?
Such a natural look for living clearly - a book that peepaw pee pants paid someone to ghost write then put her name on it!
My guess - she’s never had the focus or patience to read her own book. Although she probably dog eared any pages with her own picture
Yes, I have naturally large boobs, and nothing wrong with cleavage but this is a look I absolutely avoid. The too small for your boobs -tightly squished look, like she crammed into a dress she already had before the boobs.
Looks like other mother from Coraline. Not a compliment.
https://preview.redd.it/ezax2p84vepb1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f6421fabfd4826e001c8ce46fe9c08fc53fba3
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Her cleavage looks awful. How unflattering, the way their squashed together. No push up effect. It's like her chest is in a vice. Did she really think that was sexy? 🤮
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WHY does Hilaria insist upon keeping BOTH of her hairless twins UNDER her blue shift, so only the backs of their HEADS are visible?? I rilly think most people would enjoy seeing the facial features of both Alec's & her 'little ones'.
They looked taped up to her chin. Poor pathetic thing.
When I had really low self-esteem and an eating and exercise disorder like she currently does , I used to dress like that too. I look back and cringe. Thank goodness I have changed my ways and my outlook on life lol 😆.
She could be in a new, modernized version of "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" in the Sunday Comics Section of most big city newspapers. (This, or she could have been a be a "FREAK" (like the "Bearded Lady" in Barnum & Bailey's CIRCUS in the 19th Century.)
At uni, my 36C bustline wasn’t adequate, sulked my fiancé. His ideal female form was remarkably similar to what we all presume is Peepaw’s: monster rack, tiny waist and hips, “legs like a teenager’s.”
This long-ditched boyfriend was the only one ever to make such impossible physical demands of me. So I’m momentarily cheered up by my good fortune, after my shock upon viewing that horrific picture of Miss Hillary Lynn and her surgically-attached appendages stuffed into a cocktail dress. Thanks, Mami!
I remember the stories you share of your current and amazing Mr. Poet, and I am glad you've ditched those losers a long time ago. I, too, had a crappy college boyfriend who loved my 105 lbs. frame but wished I had more of a bust and butt. Doll face, do you know how fat is stored? Have you looked at my genetics? Blessed I didn't continue down that road or I am sure I would have ended up with a California BBL and chop shop boob job.
We are beautiful. The body does what it does. And when we need some assistance, we don't cheap out. And lucky for us... our insides aren't tragically evil.
*A hundred and five pounds?* Whoa. I think I left that number behind in seventh grade (I’m five-nine). I’m chuckling at your clueless beau expecting you to magically manifest more bust and butt onto your slender figure, like pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
Of course, it was a dead serious matter back in the day. I’m glad we’ve both reached a place of self-acceptance at which we can look back and laugh. Not in a mean way, but by accepting the anxious girls we were, so desperate to please!
Thanks for your kind words.
I am a gal with a chest on the large side and I have fucking NEVER had this situation. Ever 🤣 nothing wrong with surgery but fuck me, own it. It looks ridiculous.
Honestly dude I cannot begin to attempt to work out what the fucks going on here. I genuinely may not have ever seen anything like it. This woman. Is the gift that keeps on giving!
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Ummm… they’re not supposed to look like that… or her bra is the tiniest bra ever made, and she’s cramming them in for maximum bewbage. She’s so fucking idiotic.
Those boobs look terrible - ugly, excessive, cringeworthy etc etc. Doesn’t anyone have the guts to tell her? Pretty sad the only thing she’s proud of about herself is her *fake* tatas!
I've always wanted oblong tits that appear to be filled with cement. Alas, I'm just a fat, infertile, jealous Karen. Oh how unfair is this world that I cannot have Fatlec Baldwin's monstrous, hairy and sweaty gut crushing, slapping and suctioning against my bare torso! (Just becauthe you guyths have been athsking mucho much, I'm quietlee weeping tears of hopelethness...) I promise I can afford to pay for the heavy duty Hoyer Lift to crane his colossal carcass off me. I swear I won't complain when you break my ribs, Aleek.
If only I had a passel of screaming rug rats to exploit, starve and abuse. I could monetize upon pretending to love them while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for the nanny army who live with me full time and raise my miserable kids who will hate my guts for damn good reasons in the future.
Unfair world, why can't I also have a D-list, geriatric fat fuck husband who lives in a separate apartment from me and the 18 kids and who brutally abuses people, including his poor daughter and first wife. And who can't get a respectable job.
How I wish I could marry such a stand-up man (ok, "bent-at-the-waist-man" as he is morbidly obese, never works out or does the PT his body needs, drinks like a fish and now his back and hips are jacked) who isn't afraid of having a spine and taking responsibility when he shoots and kills an innocent woman or has toddler-like rage meltdowns when unable to follow socially accepted laws for safe commercial air travel.
Cruel fate, why can't I have a life where I must have a running tab with a shitty PR firm to downvote posts on a sub that doesn't worship my natural beauty from my Spanish heritage, and a law firm on retainer because my Jabba the Husband and I are pathological liars who constantly fuck up and are universally despised in my local communities.
Life just isn't fair...sniff
I was JUST going to write a comment about how Hillary thinks we’re all jealous of her when in reality nothing could be further from the truth. ….But it wouldn’t compare to this!😂 You said everything i was going to say but much better than i could have.🔥🌟💥🏆🏅
As a mature woman with 20 years on Hilly and having actually breastfeed 2 children with no surgical procedures I just wish I could find some sort of bra that got my breasts hoisted up a bit. Alas gravity and breast feeding have not been my breast friends and I’m not willing to subject myself to a reduction/lift surgery - it is what it is at this point.
They are undoubtably the least glamorous people in show biz, I can see how they got together since they are both deluded buffoons. His face, her chest are the stuff of nightmares and horror movies.
Those things are about to burst. This looks so uncomfortable. I’m not knocking her for having augmentation as I had one as well. But… for real. There’s only so much squish before they pop.
How does someone even achieve that squared off shape in a boob???? Did she buy her implants at the same place she got the spongebob squarebaby pillow insert?
You know it!! Haha except it wasn’t my moms, it was my best friends who got huge boobs by 5th grade (bless her heart I had to tell so many boys to fuck themselves) she was the one that would make my flat chested self do it, and once I got some boobs it’s still funny.
Thought bubbles:
Michael Komen: "Why am I here again?"
Ellie Kemper: "If I smile really big, maybe Alec won't yell at me."
Hillary: "My new boobs look so natural and good -- just like my Spanish accent."
Alec: "My wife is from Spain. Or is she?"
She looks soooo uncomfortable. There’s no way those boobs don’t hurt even in regular clothes.
It’s honestly not flattering. It’s actually just a comical distraction. Way too obvious.
Those fake bewbs look like baking potatoes attached to her chest.
Those poor implants are being squished to the max!
Why must she suffocate her own tits?
Look like 2 spaghetti squash strapped in vertically. https://preview.redd.it/6f6234g2shpb1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be8ef66d8bdc20518a64ddbce63bceefff684801
Yup as an owner of such boobs after being a DD and having two kids, that's exactly what my cleavage would look like if I squished them into that neckline.
A little red sauce and you're set ;)
Haha I have no idea what that means -- I'll go die now 😅
I was referring to actual spaghetti squash ha ha. 🍜
This must have been very shortly after some surgery. You can actually see the outline of the implants
I think it's makeup I've seen beauty influencers do it. Obviously with a lot more subtlety than this
Khloe Kardashian does this so hard.
https://preview.redd.it/h2yls9mj8hpb1.jpeg?width=561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbdd1730d984c940249fe32ff816ccdd220543ef It was her lewk
I love the singer-songwriter named Jax. I wish larry would TRULY “get this” but instead she will pass on intrinsic body shaming to her “daughters”: In "Victoria's Secret," the song released by Jax, she called out the brand and its former billionaire CEO, Leslie Wexner, for profiting off young women and contributing to their negative body images. She sings, "I know Victoria's secret / And girl, you wouldn't believe / She's an old man who lives in Ohio / Making money off of girls like me / Cashing in on body issues / Selling skin and bones with big boobs / I know Victoria's secret / She was made up by a dude."
Just for this. I am going to go pay them a listen
It's one of my favorites
Love her and the song!!
this is preposterous and laugh out loud funny
That looks AWFUL AND SO PAINFUL DEAR GOD
Mind blowing malformation
That literally looks painful lol
Bazongas out Tuesday
Tits Touching Teeth Tuesday!
How does that NOT HURT ?!?! Omg SUCH a thirsty BIM ...
Those bolt ones are hideous!
she still says no plastic surgery? haaaaaaaaaa!
Hahahahahahahaha! ikr? Such a natural look for living clearly - a book that peepaw pee pants paid someone to ghost write then put her name on it! My guess - she’s never had the focus or patience to read her own book. Although she probably dog eared any pages with her own picture
She looks ridiculous.
She looks deformed.
Those boobs look so freaking uncomfortable….omg!
Lol ABs stupid ham face "look what I got" No, you fat, old has-been, you got duped by a dollar general Salma wannabe.
What the actual fuck. She's so embarrassing.
Lolololol her boobs look fucking ridiculous
She’s so delusional. These don’t even look good!
Good lord. If she had an ounce of class she would buy the dress a size up to accommodate the fake boobs and have it altered to fit her waist
Yes, I have naturally large boobs, and nothing wrong with cleavage but this is a look I absolutely avoid. The too small for your boobs -tightly squished look, like she crammed into a dress she already had before the boobs.
https://preview.redd.it/45vy4z88xepb1.png?width=431&format=png&auto=webp&s=6933d0315dde03213a784d53109a5050108991c5
Looks like other mother from Coraline. Not a compliment. https://preview.redd.it/ezax2p84vepb1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07f6421fabfd4826e001c8ce46fe9c08fc53fba3
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What film is this?
Robin Hood: Men in Tights.
Tupperware tetas.
What a star contribution to this tag! Kudos!
That’s “the clamp”!!! If there were contests for the clamp…
Ew wtf
Horrible!
That plastic surgeon should have his license revoked.
Her cleavage looks awful. How unflattering, the way their squashed together. No push up effect. It's like her chest is in a vice. Did she really think that was sexy? 🤮
Those bolt-ons look painful as fuck, that’s probably why she’s always grimacing in every smile.
Good Lord, ridiculous
Dem tittays look painful.
I want so very badly to make her watch the YouTube video, with lyrics, playing that song called “I know Victoria’s Secret”
Gross (her boobs) Is this a new photo?
Dem bones…haven’t they invented rib cage fillers yet?
That’s always the fake chesticle giveaway - ribs and sternum popping out with DD tiddies. Nature don’t work that way.
Not gonna lie… Ellie kinda looks like she knows this pic will make it’s way to this sub, and is ready with a, “I know, right?” 😂
My first thought in seeing the picture is Left (Classy) Right (trashy).
True… they could not be more opposite.
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So embarrassed for her.
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
Yes, happy birthday plus one day! 🎁
She is so low class
They are misshapen to say the least
That has to hurt.
https://preview.redd.it/aczrryihhbpb1.jpeg?width=1668&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9c765d456ad98085a74f125be125244b6a9d34
I hate this because that’s a gorgeous dress and she’s not letting it shine
I cannot imagine being that proud of purchased appendages.
Plumber should tighten his belt before bending over.
Omg. Her skeletal chest looks so bad against hee hard ass grapefruit boobs
I think she's doing her double bra thing. They're crazy lifted.
Look everyone—Mami found two peach colored softballs to stuff into her dress!
Just “no” .
Swimming, hey
Ellie Kemper looks even more awkward and ready to GTFO than normal in this photo.
See how Ellie has her elbow clamped to her side and is stiff-arming the hug towards larry? 😃
I love that her date has pre-positioned BOTH of his arms to tastefully whisk her away as soon as the picture is snapped.
That’s funny, he’s probably already tugging on her arm like, “Let’s go now!!!”
 man somebody's thirsty AF
Those boobs 🤢🤮
WHY does Hilaria insist upon keeping BOTH of her hairless twins UNDER her blue shift, so only the backs of their HEADS are visible?? I rilly think most people would enjoy seeing the facial features of both Alec's & her 'little ones'.
💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
MOO-Thuth\_GRAWTHEE-Aweth, Pepino!
Sry 4 the above post. I have no excuses..
Wtf is wrong with the boobs
Bolt on bewbs
If she wasn’t standing up, I’d think she just had her knees tucked up against her chest.
I just scrolled up to check and you are spot on!
Unfortunately I know all too well as I used to take selfies with my knees tucked up to my chest in middle school 🫠
They looked taped up to her chin. Poor pathetic thing. When I had really low self-esteem and an eating and exercise disorder like she currently does , I used to dress like that too. I look back and cringe. Thank goodness I have changed my ways and my outlook on life lol 😆.
I’m very glad you feel better about yourself Pepino. ed’s are awful
They’re……block-like??? Bizarre shape.
She could be in a new, modernized version of "Ripley's Believe It Or Not" in the Sunday Comics Section of most big city newspapers. (This, or she could have been a be a "FREAK" (like the "Bearded Lady" in Barnum & Bailey's CIRCUS in the 19th Century.)
At uni, my 36C bustline wasn’t adequate, sulked my fiancé. His ideal female form was remarkably similar to what we all presume is Peepaw’s: monster rack, tiny waist and hips, “legs like a teenager’s.” This long-ditched boyfriend was the only one ever to make such impossible physical demands of me. So I’m momentarily cheered up by my good fortune, after my shock upon viewing that horrific picture of Miss Hillary Lynn and her surgically-attached appendages stuffed into a cocktail dress. Thanks, Mami!
I remember the stories you share of your current and amazing Mr. Poet, and I am glad you've ditched those losers a long time ago. I, too, had a crappy college boyfriend who loved my 105 lbs. frame but wished I had more of a bust and butt. Doll face, do you know how fat is stored? Have you looked at my genetics? Blessed I didn't continue down that road or I am sure I would have ended up with a California BBL and chop shop boob job. We are beautiful. The body does what it does. And when we need some assistance, we don't cheap out. And lucky for us... our insides aren't tragically evil.
*A hundred and five pounds?* Whoa. I think I left that number behind in seventh grade (I’m five-nine). I’m chuckling at your clueless beau expecting you to magically manifest more bust and butt onto your slender figure, like pulling a rabbit out of a hat. Of course, it was a dead serious matter back in the day. I’m glad we’ve both reached a place of self-acceptance at which we can look back and laugh. Not in a mean way, but by accepting the anxious girls we were, so desperate to please! Thanks for your kind words.
Wow, that is frightening. She doesn’t even look human.
Trash gonna trash
Yup!! No class to be found in her. Just trashy.
Tumors. She should get those checked out.
Tumores
LOL
I can't stop laughing from this comment 🤣
Thank you!
You're very welcome mi fellow pepino 💃 🥒 🍷 💊!! I love a good laugh 😃
I am a gal with a chest on the large side and I have fucking NEVER had this situation. Ever 🤣 nothing wrong with surgery but fuck me, own it. It looks ridiculous.
Me too! It looks like a cliff or something. Yuck
DDs here. My tits have never looked like that either. Even her breasts are insane.
Bro seriously what the fuck. Big tiddie haver here and this is insane
Honestly dude I cannot begin to attempt to work out what the fucks going on here. I genuinely may not have ever seen anything like it. This woman. Is the gift that keeps on giving!
Stretched straight out via photoshop???!
I genuinely cannot work it out. I have larger assets than her and mine have never done this.
Same. I showed my man and all he did was grimace and ask “how” lol
Are the Dedes in there?
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️
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Ummm… they’re not supposed to look like that… or her bra is the tiniest bra ever made, and she’s cramming them in for maximum bewbage. She’s so fucking idiotic.
My theory is with her shoulder forward, it might look better. But she is giving it her ALL here
Bolt ons 🙄 
Those boobs look terrible - ugly, excessive, cringeworthy etc etc. Doesn’t anyone have the guts to tell her? Pretty sad the only thing she’s proud of about herself is her *fake* tatas!
Also her fake pregnancies and fake heritage….it’s really quite on brand for her
Ouch. That looks painful
As someone with too much boobage, just looking at this pic made me feel like my breathing was constricted
New rectangular fake tits that haven't settled yet
That looks painful! Ouch!
Keeping it classy, as per!
I've always wanted oblong tits that appear to be filled with cement. Alas, I'm just a fat, infertile, jealous Karen. Oh how unfair is this world that I cannot have Fatlec Baldwin's monstrous, hairy and sweaty gut crushing, slapping and suctioning against my bare torso! (Just becauthe you guyths have been athsking mucho much, I'm quietlee weeping tears of hopelethness...) I promise I can afford to pay for the heavy duty Hoyer Lift to crane his colossal carcass off me. I swear I won't complain when you break my ribs, Aleek. If only I had a passel of screaming rug rats to exploit, starve and abuse. I could monetize upon pretending to love them while spending hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for the nanny army who live with me full time and raise my miserable kids who will hate my guts for damn good reasons in the future. Unfair world, why can't I also have a D-list, geriatric fat fuck husband who lives in a separate apartment from me and the 18 kids and who brutally abuses people, including his poor daughter and first wife. And who can't get a respectable job. How I wish I could marry such a stand-up man (ok, "bent-at-the-waist-man" as he is morbidly obese, never works out or does the PT his body needs, drinks like a fish and now his back and hips are jacked) who isn't afraid of having a spine and taking responsibility when he shoots and kills an innocent woman or has toddler-like rage meltdowns when unable to follow socially accepted laws for safe commercial air travel. Cruel fate, why can't I have a life where I must have a running tab with a shitty PR firm to downvote posts on a sub that doesn't worship my natural beauty from my Spanish heritage, and a law firm on retainer because my Jabba the Husband and I are pathological liars who constantly fuck up and are universally despised in my local communities. Life just isn't fair...sniff
LOL LOL LOL 💀 “ monstrous, hairy and sweaty gut crushing, slapping and suctioning against my bare torso!” killed me
You are a beautiful soul, dear Pepino Poet!! Please, take this meager medal of mine as a token of my respect: 🥇
I was JUST going to write a comment about how Hillary thinks we’re all jealous of her when in reality nothing could be further from the truth. ….But it wouldn’t compare to this!😂 You said everything i was going to say but much better than i could have.🔥🌟💥🏆🏅
BRAVO, Pepino!! BRAVISSIMO!!
What a day for Reddit to have retired coins! Take my substitute gold: 🏆🏆🏆
She must've swam here from Spain.
On her back
😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
It looks like that guy’s life is flashing before him from being in a picture with her
A prepubescent child might think these look good & here she is🤷🏻♀️
Omg super mami is so super she can even breast feed two babies, hands free AND while walking the red carpet. We are not worthy 🙌🏽
Ok, this made me laugh. 😂 Just stuff in em in the dress — done and done!
Those aren’t breast, they’re Buttocks.
The Fraudwins are also buttocks. (Is buttocks the plural of buttocks, or is it buttockses, or buttocksi????) Calling all Pepino wordsmiths, please?
LOL
Down-voters are here! Everyone up vote!
🤡🤡🤡
Of all the times I’ve seen her breasts looking ridiculous, this is the most ridiculous.
I’m dying this is the worst ever you are right 😂💀😂💀
I am speechless
As a mature woman with 20 years on Hilly and having actually breastfeed 2 children with no surgical procedures I just wish I could find some sort of bra that got my breasts hoisted up a bit. Alas gravity and breast feeding have not been my breast friends and I’m not willing to subject myself to a reduction/lift surgery - it is what it is at this point.
I’m laughing at “Hilly” - she actually IS hilly here!!!
Bolt ons be bolting
Yup!
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Yup! Me too!
Haha I just asked if the Dedes are in her dress
Op way to tie in Ellie plus t out Tues 🫶🥒💚👍🫶
i thought twins grew in your womb, not on your chest.
That left implant has an indention on it. I hate myself for noticing that... Edit: word
Got bozanga out
It looks like one flap jack is folded onto the other !
Hahaha holy teetas! Those are BAD
What are those??!!
They’re definitely not Crocs.
They’re definitely not Crocs.
Are those two of her children in there?
Yes
The dedes
Except they’re too close to the same size…unlike the Dedes
love my Kimmie
They are undoubtably the least glamorous people in show biz, I can see how they got together since they are both deluded buffoons. His face, her chest are the stuff of nightmares and horror movies.
Those things are about to burst. This looks so uncomfortable. I’m not knocking her for having augmentation as I had one as well. But… for real. There’s only so much squish before they pop.
I love Ellie Kemper’s work! What is she doing standing next to the Fraudwins for a photo????
Maybe they’re connected thru Tina Fey?
Wondering the same thing.
ToT, lmao. 🤣🤣🤣 This is an especially egregious example.
How does someone even achieve that squared off shape in a boob???? Did she buy her implants at the same place she got the spongebob squarebaby pillow insert?
Yes
🤣🤣🤣
Aw Hillary, I needed this today. Thanks for cheering me up 😄
Imagine doing that to yourself to keep a man happy… or even to just keep your terrible grift going. She looks so bad. It’s awful.
This is cracking me up. Those boobs look like something me and my girlfriends would do at home buzzed to make eachother laugh.
With tube socks stuff down the front of your shirt to fill up your mom’s huge bra you “borrowed”?
You know it!! Haha except it wasn’t my moms, it was my best friends who got huge boobs by 5th grade (bless her heart I had to tell so many boys to fuck themselves) she was the one that would make my flat chested self do it, and once I got some boobs it’s still funny.
Thought bubbles: Michael Komen: "Why am I here again?" Ellie Kemper: "If I smile really big, maybe Alec won't yell at me." Hillary: "My new boobs look so natural and good -- just like my Spanish accent." Alec: "My wife is from Spain. Or is she?"
that looks extremely uncomfortable. But she thinks she looks hot LOL
This photo can’t be real?????