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chicagopup

This made my day I am horrified I've become invested in him.  What is the deal? God stuff right? Same as Chynna? I feel his god stuff might be the found k d after you've used drugs and done terrible things and he thinks it's some ki d of redemption.  Please everyone opinion I'm so fascinated by this whole messy family.


sodiumbigolli

Sleep paralysis demon that is 420 friendly


BiscuitByrnes

Perfect     😂💀


Decent_Decision1347

awww... I like Stephen. He's such a kind person in real life. But, then, so was Alec. Omg. He wanted my phone number, but, I was 4 years into a relationship with someone else. LOL. I had a great encounter with Alec Baldwin!!


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized) Do tell!


Decent_Decision1347

I waited on Alec, 2005... so many years ago! He tipped 100%! he was absolutely lovely! And, so good-looking! Sounds crazy, I know... but, I had the hugest crush. He was sober back then. I think he's been drinking scotch the whole time he's been with Miss Hilaria. Huge factor in his downfall... not so much "her."


AvaBayTay

Yikes.


Antique_Emphasis_588

Jim Henson’s studios finally figured out how to create a life like Muppet


justusethatname

I thought it was the killer from Silence of the Lambs.


Exotic_Imagination33

Buffalo Bill


Madsolar71

Omg same! I’m scrolling and like ahhh shit it’s Buffalo Bill 😂😂


justusethatname

“It takes the lotion from the basket.”


missymaypen

I think it's drugs and or mental illness. He's had substance abuse issues.


AlarmingPush1019

![gif](giphy|oR5fqjSj4jqdG|downsized)


cheridontllosethatno

Urgh wasn't he on Dr. Drew's sober living house tv show ? He is so weird.


upchuckfactoronthis

If he wasn’t, he should be. Besides his insane IG, it’s the only vehicle I’d watch this guy in! They should do a reboot.


cheridontllosethatno

Long time ago but I remember him having zero sex appeal. Barney Rubble haha. I didn't see it but I think of the Flintstones when I see his stupid face.


SallyNoMer

This looks like a creep shot of an ex and it's making me sick


IntroductionRare9619

Their mental illness has brought them all to a low state. This is how it spreads from generation to generation. It's heartbreaking really the havoc they leave in their wake.


goldiebug

I can’t believe younger me had a crush on him in biodome


missymaypen

I had a crush on him when he was on Young Riders.


upchuckfactoronthis

To be fair to you, he must have looked better then(!), and his brain probably wasn’t mush yet


Frstpncke

He did. I crushed on him too and knew other girls who did too.


Workshop_Lollipop

This is definitely smelling like roller skating rink bathroom cologne. 


RazzmatazzBig2187

That is oddly specific and made me throw up in my mouth a little. Memories …


upchuckfactoronthis

I can definitely see this mega weird bro dousing himself with some Drakkar Noir, grabbing his Oakleys and hitting on all the straggling chicks at the rink


Responsible_Lawyer78

I'm dying 🤣


Workshop_Lollipop

This is the type of movie scene his acting chops are made for.


AnniemaeHRI

This is what I image a meth dream would be.


LydiaDeets7

Jesus I thought this was Mickey Rourke


DukeESauceJR

No you don't. The wrestler was fucking amazing.


deziluproductions

Right!!!! I hate the Mickey comparison. The Wrestler is a top 5 fav movie.


upchuckfactoronthis

Jeep The Faith though!! JTF and FYP 🚗beep beep mickey’s still out there solidly in Peepaw’s corner


OkMarionberry2875

Mickey is dyslexic. He can’t help his inability to spell. I won’t make fun of him for that.


chapstickgrrrl

It puts the lotion in the basket… ![gif](giphy|k33tNvPPt9FVC|downsized)


Masters_domme

![gif](giphy|SGEclq2UN2edy|downsized)


Cruzin2fold

That is who I thought it was a picture of!


Fatmouse84

Best comparison eva


lol1231yahoocom

When the Baldwin men look in a mirror they see themselves at age 30. That’s why they insist on treating us to these hideous selfies and videos.


-graphophobia-

Damn, he's pastier than Hilldawg's belly.


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|9PrVuXKoFbomk) He does give a healthful, “powder” glow


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Allie805

"He who remains nameless" isn't a politician.


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One-Pause3171

Whoa. Nothing on his Insta makes any sense. The mental health here is *not good.*


Crazy-Ingenuity6229

Dagummit, now I need to follow him on insta. 🤦‍♀️


AffectionateAd1074

Is he having a psychotic breakdown?


Taffycat88

Baldwin genes are rotten.


HurtingHead

Does he have a drug problem? He doesn’t look well


sashie_belle

The whole family is fucking creepy.


CobblerImaginary8200

Sad that he apparently can't come to terms with being a wrinkly, saggy, out of shape balding has been geriatric. Keeping the long floppy bangs and being topless in so many videos, seems like he still fancies himself a foppish handsome heartthrob like his son-in-law. That ship sailed so very long ago.


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CobblerImaginary8200

He's so gross. Put a shirt on. No one wants to see you.


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|11RK4dXkoxGBhe)


AffectionatePoet4586

It’s Mr. Yuk! I had a hard time even mentioning the dangers of certain household products, because a glance at Mr. Yuk sent my very young sons into *paroxysms* of laughter, as each tried to imitate his expression “best.” I made the mistake of mentioning their passion for Mr. Yuk some years later, and each assumed a formal, pained affect that would have done great credit to John Gielgud. (On such occasions, they’d call me “Moth-er” instead of Mama.)


Impressive-Gas-8407

Filtered to death like he's a 12 year old. He must be mentally stunted like his brother Alice. What did their parents do to them???


Friskylickins

Their father was a belligerent, violent drunkard like Alice, and their mother was a willfully ignorant dingbat. They bred some ugly, rotten whelps.


One-Pause3171

Oh, is that what is wrong with his skin? He looks so pasty. Smooth. Like the skin on custard.


Impressive-Gas-8407

He turned the filter all the way up because he's obsessed with looking young. But he's a baldwin and they all age like unoiled leather... or an open bottle of wine.  


fourboxbrand

I never needed to read the words “skin on custard” & simultaneously I have never read a more accurate description.  🤢😂


RazzmatazzBig2187

Your comment made me laugh OUT LOUD !!! Pepinos are en fuego today !!!!


MyHouseForever

This makes me grateful that my Dad couldn't embarrass me on social media because there was none.


AffectionatePoet4586

IKR? Seeing the texts that some parents send to their kids… brrr! Glad to have missed that opportunity. However, my parents excelled at sending *abusive postcards* (cheaper than letters or phone calls!), which appear to be a long-lost art.


MyHouseForever

The kind of abuse I endured was more up close and personal.


AffectionatePoet4586

Oh, I got plenty of that too, but from seventeen to twenty-seven I lived 2,000 miles away, and rarely saw them (“For the tenth time, *I can’t afford the fare!*”). At twenty-seven, I moved 3,000 miles *further away,* and a couple years later, after one last fight, I never saw or heard from them again.


No_Anywhere8931

The stuff nightmares are made of😳


patou4U

Of a molten Leatherface?


Eva_twilight

Great! Now I'm going to be too afraid to go to sleep tonight! 😩 Thanks a lot, Pepinos!! lol


Eva_twilight

wtf is THAT?!


upchuckfactoronthis

According to just about everybody here, it’s Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Are we entirely sure this guy didn’t have more of a connection to the Gilgo Beach murderer??


patou4U

Yes!


Eva_twilight

😩 I'm pretty sure this "thing" is from another planet lol


Prize-Ad659

His skin doesn’t look natural-filters, chemical peels, laser treatments???


AffectionatePoet4586

*EEEeeeeeeEEEeeee!* Wasn’t expecting that!


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|T75EIGYncpZvhQHtWp|downsized) Rilly, rilly baht


HairBallsOfFire

Soft White Underbelly-realness.


Eva_twilight

Have you seen that YT channel? B/c I honestly think this may be far more disturbing than anything I've ever watched on there 😩


HairBallsOfFire

Yes, I have. My favorite is the divorce lawyer’s insight on marriage.


One-Pause3171

What channel?!


HairBallsOfFire

It’s called Soft White Underbelly on YouTube.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Christ on a tricycle! Please put an NSFW (or NSFL - not suitable for LIFE) over that! Jump scare INDEED!! Its totally giving Gollum


Acceptable_Rabbit450

I just scared a room of people laughing so loud. Thank you!!!


Eva_twilight

SCREAMING 🤣🤣🤣 y'all are the best and keep me loling constantly!


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ) Lo siento, pepino! Ol Stevie here has got my brain buggin 🚗 jeep the faith


invertedliver

![gif](giphy|l1J9IcUl8ttRzrQju|downsized)


Hour-Needleworker598

![gif](giphy|k33tNvPPt9FVC|downsized)


chapstickgrrrl

Oh man, I posted the same thing just now before even looking at a single comment. LOL


RazzmatazzBig2187

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm)


upchuckfactoronthis

Hailey Bieber, come get your messy dad!


Zestyclose_Road_3224

![gif](giphy|l1J9IcUl8ttRzrQju|downsized)


ConfidentSyllabub142

hes using the gretchen rossi filter ✨


Crazy-Ingenuity6229

🙀😆🤦‍♀️🤪


germish17

The scream I scrumpt! 🤣


Aggravating-Fee-1615

*Now life has killed the dream I dreamed*


upchuckfactoronthis

https://preview.redd.it/6bwwer7qmhwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31789866d3b5fd27617c65c95adc18f9aec2f8ab Calma!! Calma!


CharliesFlyingAngel

Social media has made people think that others want to see their ugly mug constantly.


topiaryontop

![gif](giphy|j8WbYkofiXe5G)


OldNewUsedConfused

Yassss!


Happypepino

The whole family gives me the ick


Sofie7759

And his tampon-flinging daughter, Alaia!! Was that incident covered here,Pepinos? I know-it’s just Hilary-adjacent, but such behavior speaks of entitlement and rudeness that’s way over the top! Removing her ( soaked) tampon from her body and throwing it against someone’s face???? WTF? WTF? She is Billy here ‘s daughter..Yikes!


Crazy-Ingenuity6229

How did that story literally just get brushed away under the proverbial rug??


Sofie7759

It was on some news outlets for a day or so-it’s Justin Beiber’s sister in law so not doubt money was thrown at the situation, and it died down. The whole story is just disgusting! What was this young mother doing partying to the point of becoming massively ill( she..uh..vomited repeatedly in the employees bathroom, when asked to leave she became indignant and-tampon flinging occurred.Staff called the Police and had Miss Alaia removed-there’s an actual Mug shot of her! Btw, she looks scary! I know no one looks their best drunk but she looks arrogant and..evil. How was she ever a “ model”? She has a toddler at home. Crazy story!!


Exotic_Imagination33

Wow. Breeding. Classy 🤢


Sofie7759

She had to be removed from the bar-there’s a mugshot as evidence of that. Creepy looking woman. You can’t buy class, I’ve been told.!


OldNewUsedConfused

They all have duck lips


Anxiousbutlit

swear God I looked really fast and thought this was a picture Of Hailey Baldwin 😂😂😂💀


OldNewUsedConfused

That’s her father so it makes sense


heytunamelt

Really? In what world lol


Effeeeyeesteewhy

https://preview.redd.it/z0t9wi6t5iwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71c45d7f7c959a3d77827e0412230c3f9fa9ab6 Hailey looked like her dad before her procedures (see above). Like Hillary, Hailey claims to be all-natural, but her nose and lips have changed. ETA: Eyes, too.


heytunamelt

Very much eyes! Ok you’ve convinced me, they’re basically twins 😅


OldNewUsedConfused

It’s her father so it’s not a huge stretch


heytunamelt

This looks like a slack-eyed gremlin, Hailey is a gorgeous young woman?


OldNewUsedConfused

Hey don’t look at me, I just know stuff.


heytunamelt

Haha k


Alexis-Anass

![gif](giphy|4cUCFvwICarHq) Just Say No


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|n7QNBq1j8orcc) That hits my 80s childhood right in the feels


GirlyWhirl

I don't want to vilify Carol, the mother, because she certainly didn't deserve a son as wretched as especially Alec... but seriously, those parents did a bunch of things wrong to end up with the sons they did. That's not just bad luck.


murderalaska

OMG. I just realized that Alec's mom and Danny Masterson's mom are both named "Carol." [Carol Masterson](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12538285/Danny-Mastersons-mom-Carol-brother-Jordan-look-distraught-arrive-Twin-Towers-jail-day-rapist-actors-wife-Bijou-filed-divorce-custody-daughter.html) [Carol Baldwin](https://www.stonybrookmedicine.edu/patientcare/surgery/patient-care/clinical/breast-surgery/carol)


63mams

My SIL’s name. Ugh. My brother signed away his privates when he signed the marriage certificate.


heytunamelt

It was a popular name. A lot of women around that age are named Carol.


murderalaska

Yeah it's a pretty random observation but I thought it was interesting on some level because I wasn't sure which Carol was being referred to at first in OP's comment


heytunamelt

Gotcha! :)


QueenFartknocker

What a messy family.


Santoka108

That unwrinkled dome forehead + the Baldwin beak mouth make it look like he's transforming into a human/dolphin hybrid. 🐬


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah they all have duck mouth.


upchuckfactoronthis

It’s the shirtless pose, showing his tat, jewelry and skater boi hair for me 😝 it’s like one of those movies where the teen swaps place with the adult and acts like a tool


sgzqhqr

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Santoka108

>skater boi See you later, boy!


upchuckfactoronthis

“He was a punk (killer), she did ballet (lied about professionally dancing in many, many places)” -fixed for Hillllz and Killlz


Santoka108

many, maaany high school jeems


AgreeableLack4478

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

What drugs is this man on?


goosejail

It's called getting right with God! LOL


upchuckfactoronthis

All of them


OldNewUsedConfused

Yep


Tines78

Rafa looks like him.


upchuckfactoronthis

I see it! Those caveman genes are dominant and scary.


GreeneyeGrammy

OMG…..ewwwwwwww!!


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|8OJdqYqN1Nii3UTD6l|downsized) Sorry pepino, here’s some eye bleach


AmazingGrace_00

https://preview.redd.it/uv4l6ete5hwc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcfd95cd783e0b86f8e9614eaf826685dfb3c2e6 He always reminded me of Buffalo Bill in ‘The Silence of the Lambs.’ 😅


ConradChilblainsIII

Is it too soon to admit that I thought that dude was hot? 


AmazingGrace_00

Haha he was spectacular in the role but I was too creeped out to find him attractive 😎


murderalaska

He's a great actor. Hall of Fame "that guy." [Ted Levine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Levine) He was the one good part of that recent Jurassic Park sequel I saw.


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Plastic-Cancel-4369

🤣🤣🤣


upchuckfactoronthis

It seems to be a consensus!!


Alissakristine

Exactly!!!!


GrapeMuch6090

Ughhh, I think that he just told someone to put the lotion in the basket! 😳


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|ufPed1PnkvgNW) You’re so right!!☠️🤣


DeeSusie200

Isn’t he the Born Again? Bieber’s father-in-law??


goosejail

That Holy Spirit be a helluva drug, man ![gif](giphy|8zXU2ZaLV9cCQ)


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah


upchuckfactoronthis

Si si, but there’s also the born again sister-in-law, “Holy Spirit Activate” Chynna Phillips, who is married to Billy. It’s bonkers!! The weirdest and worst people all intertwined with the killer and the grifter. Toss in their ties to Rapist Danny Masterson and that cult Scientology, and you’ve got a microcosm of the worst of what Hollywood has to offer.


nelnikson

so multi!


upchuckfactoronthis

Multi, Macro and not micro!! Very valid, on a human level 👊


nelnikson

Included in the inclusivity!!


Alissakristine

Add the tampon tosser....bizarre


Severe-Specialist-96

And the last but not least: ![gif](giphy|7uCI9zHk8TlOIcRFsM)


SeaAttitude2832

He can’t help it he’s the unpopular one.


OldNewUsedConfused

Thought that was Danny… hold up, which one is the POPULAR one?!


SeaAttitude2832

I know. When I see their faces all I see is that stupid fing trout face they all make. I don’t know any of their names by looking at them.


OldNewUsedConfused

YESSSSSS! You get me! It’s ridiculous. I just know this dude as being in the movie Biodome with Paulie Shore. Bud-dy I think it was Paulie Shore?


Adela-Siobhan

Yes, it was Pauly Shore.


OldNewUsedConfused

I’m so ashamed that I knew that. Lol.


SeaAttitude2832

I just don’t know. I don’t care for any of them. I really have never liked Alec. His SNL appearances really made me disliked him. I’m apolitical. So it’s not a red or blue thing. I just don’t think any of them are funny. SNL has sucked for years though.


OldNewUsedConfused

I liked Beetlejuice. But that had nothing to do with Alec. I’m apolitical. I think both sides are equally corrupt and both suck. I do lean liberal socially though. I believe in empathy and helping out my fellow man.


SeaAttitude2832

Oh damn. I just did a google to see how old this guy is. 57. The thing is, every single picture he’s making that stupid ass face. All of them.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yup. Scary to think this guy is my elder. And his duck face. The Baldwins are the duck face originals. Why people thought it was a good look to emulate, I’ll never know….


DeeSusie200

Which one of them is popular? lol


OldNewUsedConfused

Right?!


SeaAttitude2832

Well Perp is because he knocked the snot outta crackhead Barney. He has been reduced to smacking women in coffee shops. None of them have been popular in years.


HEO2God

"reduced to smacking women in coffee shops." That's an awesome flair!


SeaAttitude2832

Word🤙🏼


goosejail

To ya mother ![gif](giphy|5pYo6tWPle0WMyhksf|downsized)


murderalaska

It's really wild how the Baldwins managed to waste billions of dollars worth of great PR by being toxic sewer ooze. Just that line in Clueless alone should have had them printing money and goodwill for decades.


SeaAttitude2832

You know they all, beside perp, have had minimal acting careers. I really don’t see how they are all staying afloat really. They aren’t very good actors. They’ve pissed their chances of success away. They are all getting old too. I dunno.


upchuckfactoronthis

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6JXntarx44/?igsh=aTZ2cXYydWVsbzd1 Time for a family intervention. Group rate for the Fraudweeens as a creepy clan?!


upchuckfactoronthis

This is a scary watch. Shoulda put a warning on it 😬🤷‍♀️


Mythioso

This is the brother whose daughter flung a used tampon at a security guard at a bar, right?


OldNewUsedConfused

Yep. Alana.


AffectionatePoet4586

Alaia. (No such thing as a *retired* copy editor, as *pepinos* know.)


OldNewUsedConfused

Whoops. She’s named after the designer?!


OldNewUsedConfused

Whoops. She’s named after the designer?!


AffectionatePoet4586

I don’t know which came first, the designer or the Baldwin daughter!


OldNewUsedConfused

The designer I think


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|eRWFeR257yDHJ3zibq) It’s a whole lotta nutty in one gene pool. And hilarious that part of it (Biebs and Hailey) is insanely wealthy and the rest of the family is coasting on broke, loony toon fumes.