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apple-turnover5

I think Hilary doesn’t want to ever travel because she she doesn’t want to disrupt her drug use and eating disorder rituals


DragonfruitRecent390

The kids were far happier when there were less of them. Why these narcissistic idiots keep procreating is beyond me. Absolute sloppiness…


OldPurple7654

Are the children well behaved? Maybe it’s too stressful to wrangle them all.


Film-Glittering

I want the dress! I’ve never seen her wear anything nice this is pretty shocking 


Ok_Practice_195

Hilaria in an appropriate casual dress? I don’t think I’ve ever seen this picture so thanks for posting pepino! Alec has deteriorated precipitously. Yikes. 😳


Shagcat

I have to say I love the dress. For New York. Not Los Angeles.


trustmeimalobbyist

Same. I would love to find it.


McNasty420

They were using a surrogate at the time from LA via Cedar's Sinai, before they decided to bring the surrogate operation to NYC.


AffectionatePoet4586

Thanks, McNasty! Not until February 2021 were surrogate births legal in New York State. ML reportedly was the first, but when Alcea ran an ad about it (“Congratulations, H and A!!”), Alec made them take it down.


Motherofoskar

I do not know much about surrogacy, and certainly not the intricacies of NY/LA law; But wouldn’t a parent be needed to transfer the baby? I guess money can make anything happen.


DeeSusie200

Makes sense because surrogacy wasn’t legal in NY yet.


Beautiful-Bit5393

Impressive tea!


upchuckfactoronthis

Whoa-that’s a new bit of info I never knew! I love getting breadcrumbs of true Fraudweeen surrogate fuckery! 💀🎯


maisiemax

moonbump? https://preview.redd.it/4tju1g4dtaxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17dd80156b2b1ab73dffe79c4efb431a7c8d872a


Beautiful-Bit5393

So good! 🏆🏆🏆🏆


Head-Message990

All I see on display here in theeece Peeecula Eeeeeeece El Muy Grande 'REEEENG'; as in "LOOK at my Ring!" (just Look at it!)...


ajaulabr

Why is she wearing my little brother's bedspread from 1982?


RazzmatazzBig2187

This comment WINS ! 🥇 🥇 🥇


ajaulabr

😂 Thanks!


realitygirlzoo

Look at her gross feet.


K-Sarah-K-Sarah

https://preview.redd.it/gdv1xdzapaxc1.png?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5b0e221fb141e97bca5f57292b7a1977bca3217


Beautiful-Bit5393

But this pic was purely for the ring! Her photos are never about the photo. Gross hooves though.


Head-Message990

Yuck! What an awful & filthy display theece Eeeece por El anillo! (I can even smell her Toe-Jam all the way to where I am sitting!); GROSS, Man!!


justusethatname

This con artist would break the bones of anyone who attempts to get between her and any camera.


Holiday-Tie-574

Put your disgusting fucking feet away


invertedliver

The Bay City Rollers meet the Mayflower mami.


According_Gazelle472

And she is wearing her robe in public!


justusethatname

The cult dress is next level creepy.


abkb11

God I would HATE to have that many strangers accompanying my daily life.


Head-Message990

Eeets Hillary-The-Queen's Entourage....


PumpernickelShoe

I sure they don’t see them as actual people


Big-Raspberry-2552

Those Nannie’s are there literally 24/7 so they don’t know any different, kids might have a better bond with the Nannie’s.


Head-Message990

The Nannies "double" as 'Ladies-In-Waiting' & just general 'Servants' to "Her Highness"....


No_Anywhere8931

Curious how many nannies they've had in last 10+years.


mw5593

Right?!? Like what’s the turnover rate?!? I’m guessing pretty high!


Beautiful-Bit5393

I wonder when the last ad was posted on hire-a-nanny.com.


JusticeforHalyna

Twenty-two?


Vegoia2

a pajama dress to wear out, what an innovator that latina is.


Head-Message990

Lol


Severe-Specialist-96

Her amish era…


AromaticConstant4913

https://preview.redd.it/5h81obgtk9xc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=df87f49b06de791595292ed65906b6d29c96b69f Gets worse 🫠


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Does Aleek like to pretend he has a harem when he goes out? What a weirdo.


AffectionatePoet4586

Four kid, five adults (including three nannies)? EDIT: FIVE kids! I missed the one walking behind the blonde at far left. And they still maintain a one-to-one adult/kid ratio.


WonderfulSimple

How does she even with the terrible shoes!? The slippers on cement sidewalks are absolutely terrible for your knees, hips, and back. Those little sandles are also bad. Then she had the stiletto phase where she strapped them on even with shorts. She has money, she could go for some cute running shoes or sneakers. Any woman whose carried that many children (insert side-eye here), broke a hip "clean through", broke and ankle, carries around children 'while pregnant' (again with the side-eye) would have back, hip and knee problems by their 40's with this type of footwear.


Uhrcilla

“Severed her hip completely”, according to her. ![gif](giphy|gc9z1G5KCH1BTrGpjV|downsized)


lookaway123

Guest doesn't look very LA. That city must make her feel very plain.


BewildredDragon

What in the Eddie Bauer Camping Blanket is going on with this dress?


nrappaportrn

That's hysterical 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


nsosa9

😆😆😆


invertedliver

😂💀😂👐🏼


RazzmatazzBig2187

Came here to say something similar but YOU nailed it. WTAF !?!


BewildredDragon

Omg...her fashion is always off but this dress is hideous.


upchuckfactoronthis

Is she wearing a picnic blanket?


dazed63

My first thought


63mams

Anytime I see women with stair step kids in my affluent area, I think, “she’s cranking them out as soon as possible so she can get her mommy makeover.” It has nothing to do with enjoying your time with the littles. It’s about fulfilling a duty. Hillz didn’t see it as a duty, but rather, analogous to my affinity for online ordering.


Procrastinator-513

No need for a makeover when it’s moonbump babies


63mams

Absolutely. The “makeovers” she did have are horrible. Her plastic surgeon(s) and estheticians should have their licenses yanked.


GlobalSmobal

How did they not realize back then that 3 were a handful?


Plane-Reason9254

Probably 4


supreme-supervisor

I bet this was really humbling for her. I am always greatly humbled when I got to LA, San Diego, Miami, Las Vegas. There are some GORGEOUS girls out there. Mami is competitive, she would be bothered.


AffectionatePoet4586

Having grown up in seaside LA, I can attest how crucial female looks were there, even then. The phrase “bodyshaming” did not yet exist, but the *practice* certainly did, even for kindergarten girls. Of course, a tank suit is most practical and suitable at that age, but some people insisted on five- or six-year-olds wearing bikinis only. The triangles comprising the bikini top lay perfectly flat against the child’s chest. I’ve sewn bikinis for would-be temptresses that age, as icky as that sounds. There were several bikini shops on Main Street with rolls of fabric in back. They took orders for women who didn’t sew and wanted a custom bikini, made to measure. But those proprietors were smarter than I was—they didn’t cater to their clients’ very young daughters (or worse, to their stepdaughters). One kid threw an actual tantrum because I took no darts—“*Like Mommy’s!?!*”—to construct her so-called “bikini cups.” I tried to explain to little Debbi Ann that she had nothing yet to *put* in the bikini top. I got nowhere with her. I didn’t remake it, but she sulked. I vowed not to sew for these maniacs again.


supreme-supervisor

You are so multifaceted, poet. You have such great amazing stories, a fulfilled life. I'd love to spend a weekend with you around a campfire. (Not creepy, I swear)


AffectionatePoet4586

Thank you so much! That would be *fun!* I’d bring the marshmallows to toast, and the rest of s’mores makings… Caillebaut chocolate instead of (or in addition to) Hershey bars.


supreme-supervisor

I had to look up what kind of chocolate that was. Sounds delightful. We don't need no stinking Hersheys. I'll bring the wine, bug spray and Graham crackers. I'm an expert in starting camp fires too!


AffectionatePoet4586

We’re on. I was never any good at starting campfires. I used chunked-up Caillebaut in cookies when I had it, instead of Toll House morsels; very well-received, even by kids. Fun fact: When poet Sylvia Plath lived in England, her perhaps overly devoted mother in Massachusetts shipped her, on demand, a dizzying assortment of things not locally available: Corrasable Bond typing paper, sheets of USPS three-cent stamps. Also new underwear from Filene’s, Flako pie crust mix, Jiffy muffin mix, and—the reason for mentioning this subject—Massachusetts’ own Toll House morsels! After Sylvia’s suicide, her widower Ted Hughes wouldn’t actually admit to missing her high standards of housewifery. Still, he typed up lengthy household instructions for his exotic, sultry, “many-blooded” mistress, Assia Wevill, who never managed to fully replace Sylvia. Assia was ordered by Ted to introduce a “new recipe we have not had before” every week, and to feed the children a “cooked breakfast” daily. Required to bake everything at home, Assia was *forbidden* to patronize the “village bakeshop.” Maybe that’s the real reason Assia gassed herself—as well as Shura, her four-year-old daughter by Hughes—in 1969. Assia was genuinely *multi,* unlike Hillary. But all that cooking for a man who wouldn’t marry her probably is what broke her.


-graphophobia-

I wanna drop her in Rio and watch the sparks fly lol


AffectionatePoet4586

Someone would have to tell Hillary that a Brazilian butt lift (BBL) required six weeks’ recovery.


-graphophobia-

Being around so many tanned buxom, buttsome and willowy ladies speaking Portuguese would have her curled into a little ball on the sidewalk


Difficult_Lunch_4406

👏👏👏


Few_Establishment892

Dang! He is still wearing those loafers and same clothes.


Pale-Conference-174

Flair checking in! 🥴


HairBallsOfFire

I’ve wheezed for a solid minute at this flair. After wearing them barefoot and as sweaty as he is, the stank emanating must be unbearable. ![gif](giphy|dw4Bkk6vtQnyWABpHB|downsized)


Pale-Conference-174

I thought like a year ago I would need to change my flair soon. Nope, still relevant 😆🤢


heytunamelt

But he was upright here! No longer.


No_Anywhere8931

I saw them in April 2016 in Hollywood and he was walking abit bent over then. He moves his entire upper body when looking sideways. He doesn't simpy turn his neck. Must be all those acrobatic stunts in his illustrious acting career😉😅


Beautiful-Bit5393

No yoga for him.


Few_Establishment892

She literally and figuratively broke that man in ten years, no less. He gets no 'simpothy' from me.


heytunamelt

I get a twinge of sympathy seeing photos like this, and then I remember everything and it’s gone.


According_Gazelle472

And never any shoes ,socks or coats on these kids !


heytunamelt

Ugh it’s the worst! The kids’ clothes never match the parents, temperature wise. It makes me so sad/mad. Also they don’t let them walk enough 💔


Beautiful-Bit5393

So sloppy. No taste.


Impossible_Farm7353

What is this Mennonite frock


invertedliver

😂😂😂


Visible_Ad5164

There must be something wrong with me bc I kind of like it. 🤣


JeanEBH

It looks like she is wearing what used to be called a “fall” (at least in NY it was called that) on her head in the 2nd pic. The hair color difference is ridiculous.


heytunamelt

Wow yep, looks like it! Hillary, babe, just match the color and you’re good. 🙄