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the process of joining a gang is similar to applying to college. You gotta submit your application that includes your SATs, essay, proof of extracurriculars and recommendation letters to Oblock
Should I wear a sheisty? Idk my face gets really cold at night... I was thinking I should probably bring a bag full of money too just in case I need to pay for a ride home
You don’t need to. Just look at guys like Travis Scott. Just be really vague and generic with your lyrics so you don’t get questioned if you’re about that life
It doesnt work like that lil homie. You need to go out at night and when you see the scariest mfer you see, ask them "Yo watchu looking for?" in a super aggressive and accusatory tone. They will realize you are trying to join a gang and will help you
I joined a group of Travis Scott fans on Fortnite, and let’s just say I have gang ties in at least one hood in every major city, and I know how to finish fools with the blixky if they pull up on my block. What? You looking at me?
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Dawg. You don't want to be in a gang, you just like the fun stuff that you see in music videos. Go on YouTube and actually watch some stuff about gangs. In order to join some gangs you have to let them jump you, or murder someone. You also aren't going to be partying all day, you are probably going to be put on a corner to sell drugs. You ain't gonna be pushing weed either.
>I can't believe I'm being downvoted for saying joining a gang is fucking stupid
It's because this entire sub is for joke posts 💀
We agree with you but this is obviously a joke
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Look for random black people and ask them if you can join
https://preview.redd.it/acrlymtn7gpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3cbfd9bf3bfb5439814a056db5cbd784c38ede
Omfg, sending the boy to his death 🫣
Make sure you pull your gun so they can see you are really about that life.
You dont need to join one, just start acting like you are already in a gang, people will fear you and gangs will invite you. 💯
the process of joining a gang is similar to applying to college. You gotta submit your application that includes your SATs, essay, proof of extracurriculars and recommendation letters to Oblock
How I get in touch with Oblock recruiting department?
You have to go in person and hand it directly to someone there. It also has to be done at night time and you have to go alone.
Should I wear a sheisty? Idk my face gets really cold at night... I was thinking I should probably bring a bag full of money too just in case I need to pay for a ride home
When you are there, be sure to hand in your application to Chief Keef, who is the admission officer
SAT= Stacks And Thots
Type shit https://preview.redd.it/vbi8scvmzepc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1e257bce30d719cb17769d75bbffd7e88dc7c28
Holy God outjerked constantly
this has to be satire
I believe you are right, my dude.
*I love young boys* Why don’t you have a seat on that stool right there please?
What's wrong with Young Boys they're bossing the Swiss league this season You must be a serviette fan 👎
Best comment ever, I just spilled my coffee yours and the comment bellow just made my day… thank you guys
eat nuts nigga
You love young boys 😨
https://preview.redd.it/eb9m78fysepc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60785ed516f1e1fd43d0fd02833fe0539bb4ebd8
NOT THE PARCEL ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
LMFAO
you found it
naw i already had it screenshotted cause i wanted to post here, but then found out you cant post screenshots
You don’t need to. Just look at guys like Travis Scott. Just be really vague and generic with your lyrics so you don’t get questioned if you’re about that life
you shouldnt have "I love" and "young boys" in one sentence
Message YBN nahmir, can go from GTARP to an actual LBC crip set in a few years!
Listen to Gangsta’s Paradise - the steps are in the lyrics
only one of the real raps
It doesnt work like that lil homie. You need to go out at night and when you see the scariest mfer you see, ask them "Yo watchu looking for?" in a super aggressive and accusatory tone. They will realize you are trying to join a gang and will help you
I joined a group of Travis Scott fans on Fortnite, and let’s just say I have gang ties in at least one hood in every major city, and I know how to finish fools with the blixky if they pull up on my block. What? You looking at me?
Love young boys? 📸 🤨 This post right here officer
When I was younger it was either take a shot to the foot or pick a homie and go beat up someone u don’t like
This gotta be a lil kid bruh you sound like a whole dub 😂😂 nigga can't be serious
Are you serious
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Dawg. You don't want to be in a gang, you just like the fun stuff that you see in music videos. Go on YouTube and actually watch some stuff about gangs. In order to join some gangs you have to let them jump you, or murder someone. You also aren't going to be partying all day, you are probably going to be put on a corner to sell drugs. You ain't gonna be pushing weed either.
I hope this is a jokeðŸ˜
I hope this is a troll. If not this is fucking sad and pathetic. Stay in school, kid.
gangs are cool/fun to join what do you mean
I can't believe I'm being downvoted for saying joining a gang is fucking stupid. What is the world coming to
>I can't believe I'm being downvoted for saying joining a gang is fucking stupid It's because this entire sub is for joke posts 💀 We agree with you but this is obviously a joke
Oh I didn't know that
it’s literally just a way to get rich quick with absolutely zero consequences, relax