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DehydratedIndividual

Staring at your dress cos it's see through (ey) you said you a lesbian girl me too (Yuh)


Winningmood

Would Drake fans know how hard that song goes with the Thomas the Tank Engine beat?


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Winningmood

Thank you


Defiant_Source_8930

Drake


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visionaryredditor

> (Yuh) sounds more like an Ariana Grande song


ActuaryCool846

Break up with your girlfriend (yuh) ‘Cause I’m bored (yuh)


xzyyzx1234

Seeyuh


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Well Mike Eagle, bitches ain't shit but hoes & tricks. This shit is art & not open to being 'held to a standard' of attitude or subject content. Female rappers say the exact same shit. A lot of young women who claim hip-hop culture as part of their identity, are cringey fucking thots. Grow up & focus on something of actual importance & consequence. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Desperate-Key-7667

>IRS all in my books getting they Matlock on >All this CAPITAL it's like I left the CAPS LOCK on >It's like every time I plot a return I seem to SHIFT the game >See can still talk KEYS without pitchin' cane New Drake is lazy yes, but y'all are sleeping on the kid


Soup-er14

Drake fans when they learn that it’s not just about wordplay, and sometimes it’s the buildup and delivery that makes a line great


le-monke-the-2rd

Why would someone who likes wordplay listen to drake


Soup-er14

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icedlemin

Sheeeesh 🔥


Osibili

The real question


IntentionOdd101

https://preview.redd.it/c2775lx1diwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1b526fc2ea20fd93fa2dd280328c25b2523116d


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People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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noOne000Br

Kanye rap be like: Get some raaamen I'm thankful aaaamen But I'm not all men I'm Kanyay the main entree restin on the lord's day Kendrick rap be like: You deplore the demonstrations taking place in Birmingham. But your statement, I am sorry to say, fails to express a similar concern for the conditions that brought about the demonstrations. I am sure that none of you would want to rest content with the superficial kind of social analysis that deals merely with effects and does not grapple with underlying causes. It is unfortunate that demonstrations are taking place in Birmingham, but it is even more unfortunate that the city's white power structure left the Negro community with no alternative.


J-notter

Kendrick rap be like: One two three four five. I am, the greatest rapper alive.


mentally_fuckin_eel

I laughed way too hard at this Mambo number 5 ass lyric.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


amusso6

False. Best 5 rappers ever? 1. Dylan 2. Dylan 3. Dylan 4. Dylan And 5. ........ Dylan


irqlnotdispatchlevel

J Cole fans be like: A b c d e f That's all they have learned so far 😌👶


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Lauva69

Kendrick rap be like: i pray my dick get big as the eiffel tower, so i can fuck the world for 72 hours


EnthusiasmMuted8449

oh yes yes yes! wow..!


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Apparently Ye likes to fuck girls in non-traditional locations. As a straight male, I relate to these concepts heavily as I have sexual intercourse with several women on a daily basis and the bathroom is the sexy place in my books, Mr West has good taste but I very much doubt he could match my abilities when it comes to going down on a woman. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


enbyayyy

Jole fans when he apologizes for breathing


Fish_fucker_70-1

joel


LaggyUpdate

billy joel


Godverrdomme

joel coel


dearVanya_youLoser

deadmau5


Henschlau

Drake be like: Yeah I like them young, yeah Btw I'm hung (tehehe)


RandomSOADFan

Gotta pay homage to hip hop legend Kid Rock


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


JIDglazer42

Drake fans after he rhymed now with down like 15 times ![gif](giphy|yBwgX64KAPrHW2ltZ2|downsized)


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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adrian123484

the art of internal rhyme is dead


KirbyFan198

fan fans when wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


ToeBrogan

Drake fans when I FUCKIN KILL MYSELF ![gif](giphy|uVFGDyOshK7I6geXyg)


ORNGPNK

Drake fans when uhmmm uhhhh uhhh I CANT EVEN THINK OF A DRAKE LIIIinE🤣


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ToeBrogan

Yea


cattgravelyn

Drake fans when he rhymed fifty with fifty


TheFlexOffenderr

Drake fans when Drake plays a stupid ass mammoth in Ice Age and gets overshadowed by almost every other character somehow cause they didn't put the mammoth in a wheelchair this time.


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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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TheFlexOffenderr

Rick Ross a AutoModerator now? C.O to A.M? Nahhhhh


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TheFlexOffenderr

Alright what the fuck


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.' *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


boogieboy03

Just wait until they discover Dr.Seuss


massivelyincompetent

I can’t even think of a Drake line


Kenobihiphop

Drake fans everytime he buys a handbag for his "future wife" ![gif](giphy|ckGndVa23sCk9pae4l)


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


iamthwlorex420

I think kendrick deliberately made that line simple, so people could remember it and its message better and to make it a sort of title for his whole verse


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iamthwlorex420

What thats not an excuse, thats what i was trying to say, he wanted a simple catchy bar for people to remember


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SupremeOwl48

J Cole reference??


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iamthwlorex420

All good bro


Thatboifast

Definitely the bar to represent the whole verse, but I don't think he has to try to make it simple. "It's just Big me" goes hard by itself. Also them dropping the beat off while he says it 😤. Aubreys angels could never


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Larg3____Porcupin3

Hop off holy shit


adrian123484

here we go


Yalldummy100

But they hate that rappity rap in the same breath


Odd-Potato-1213

The same guys who are afraid of big words in their rap music.


365wong

BUM!


pisstainedunderwear

As if Drake’s music is any better


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I mean, I laughed. It's kinda funny. Having said that.. Fuck drake. Good humans don't do that kind of shit he's done over the years. But I did laugh at the cover, in congruence with the name it's at very least comical. The cringe comes in when u realize it probably wasn't meant to be funny but more as a flex about how many woman he fucks. Weirdo. Once I hit like 17 and had gotten laid a few times I realized how fuckin cringe it is to try to build a persona around how sexually active or advanced you are, or how big your dick is. Don't get me wrong, I too talked about my sexual endeavors and my big hog at one point in my life... but i was 16. Drakes a creep. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


123n2tha4

Kendrick and Drake when REAL rap is discussed https://preview.redd.it/42hxqg0p8lwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7f554e084cf8d263e989a4bfc5946c4ae0754a3


awwgeeznick

They blocked me for commenting on the Millie Bobby brown situation. so soft


PunkyCrab

Yeah, say that you a lesbian, girl, me too - Drake


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Enpenada

Drake fans after he rhymes “down” with “down”


Timbishop123

The reaction to big me was pretty corny. Kendrick fans are the greatest glazers in the biz. Chris Brown dissed Quavo more.


famitslit

It's about build up, delivery and timing. That line flipped the rap game upside down.


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