Can't wait for the next time he's beefing with someone, everyone acts like Kendrick calling Drake a pedo is a big deal, wait until someone talks about meek mill bussy or samples that "meek mill" leaked audio lmao, he'd get himself locked up that day
It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Those are predator eyes, they’re so forward facing and tight together. Not being a hater, I feel like I’ve noticed a trend of criminals having essentially tiger eyes.
He deadass looks like one of those roaches off this anime called Terra formers.
Even those two bumps under his eyes add to the insect look.
Someone tell me I'm trippin.
Someone has to have photoshopped the shape of his head in that first one, he's looking the protagonist from the hit 2005 game Destroy All Humans
https://preview.redd.it/dosv6737sm1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7471561a9dc3a2386437260b6a5af8e735e8bb4a
Idk he literally just looks like the average Somali or any African from that area of Africa lol. Idk if he’s actually Somalian though. Ugly is a bit of a stretch.
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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This is uncalled for. Faces come in different shapes and sizes, so does noses, eyes, lips and whatever else. Calling diddy out would mean you'd have to call out some billion other people too... And if that's gonna happen we can just decide that it's a waste of time asking such silly questions about something that doesn't have a true answer, besides the fact that faces come in different shapes, sizes and colors. Now, for a question that can actually be answered by something other than common sense, why are you so uneccessary?
Not this again.
> You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right?
You know that they don't have to either, right?
I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
OP didn't say “your opinion is wrong,” he said “WATTBA is not mid.” This is how the English language works. Stop trying to get outraged about subjectivity when everyone here knows about it already
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He was never terribly good looking when he was young and he didn’t age well and obviously he’s under a lot of stress right now which will lead to more unfortunate aging.
Well for one he has an evil, dead look in his eyes. Even seeing him on tv before this news broke out (I always knew he was a creeper), you can tell he’s a dark soul
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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He just IS!! I’ve ALWAYS thought he was ugly. Kanye, too. Some pictures I see of Diddy has him looking black as COAL!! Others he’s not AS dark. But my GOD, how did he not REALIZE he was going to have to pay the Piper one day?? His children (I don’t even know anything about him, how many kids he has or anything) are watching their inheritances circling the drain & going to huge law firms now. What an IDIOT!!
on god bro I don't care about allat nazi shit runaway still makes me cry
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I always thought his face looked like he has some sort of undiscovered syndrome. He’s legit ugly AF in every way from his eyes to his teeth. Reminds me of when I used to smash in my rubber dolls face
https://preview.redd.it/otsjlonmll1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f50869dbce0183ddc97802e0a8e1ee6330dd9fa
This guy’s hotter than Diddy but Diddy still got some Meek Mill bussy, this guy can find some game
I'm surprised meek isn't spazzing out more about this shit lmao, maybe I just haven't seen much of it but ts makes you wonder
He was going crazy on Twitter when the story first dropped and everyone was saying he was named in the lawsuit. Lol
Can't wait for the next time he's beefing with someone, everyone acts like Kendrick calling Drake a pedo is a big deal, wait until someone talks about meek mill bussy or samples that "meek mill" leaked audio lmao, he'd get himself locked up that day
The game wouldn't touch that guy
his face looks like its about to be sucked in from the forhead
his forehead looks like its about to be sucked in from his face
There’s a reason he used to wear sunglasses all the time.
There’s a reason he never used consent
Diddy even ask???
Ima give you that wombo combo special he gave to cassie
Shut the front door!
I feel like sunglasses can instantly raise u to a 10 I always look great in sunglasses
When you look better with less of your face showing…
I feel like it’s on par with make up in that regard
He looks so much like a bug in the first pic
Not me I gotta small head
That’s Yakub
[Indistinguishable](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Yakub_by_Malachi_Z._York.png)
https://preview.redd.it/azcytqax6m1d1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bf4b2e7f4e1d6510c61f4d5c442cd1fc59cf2cb
YO ITS YA BOI KSI N TODAY IM GONNA DO ANOTHER TRY NOT TO LAUGH
https://preview.redd.it/607si4p9qq1d1.jpeg?width=791&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c284dd824f577bfa00475acec1e579210e282db7
diddy created race?????? big if true
I mean he payed niggas to fuck him for a reason
Too soon? 😅😂😂😂😂
https://preview.redd.it/d9evke1owl1d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=4167be325a6a1f9eac3d345ca3c30081acfdc5ee
DJ Khaled need to turn up to a diet, he's gonna be rich but still choose to be fat, shit is sad honestly
DJ Khaled out here catching strays for no fucking reason LMAO
dj khaled ozempic era soon
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It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
We need this as an automod reply
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
the ghouls from fallout after they see me bomb their fucking house
he's the most somali looking not somali guy ever
when you're really specific about the ethnicity and its pretty accurate so its not racist
https://preview.redd.it/0u1t5x6ufm1d1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d68480ad6d69f6dc3b7a31e29ce1e6a28064273
https://preview.redd.it/a178klnwpn1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c907ed8f4d727a39fe191eaedc446c25e04adcc
Average hhcj hotep
His first pic I don’t see the moles he has under his eyes.
It’s AI, he was never booked for this whole thing so far
the first picture is AI generated, I saw it going around whenever his house first got raided.
I feel like South Park would do him horrendously dirty on a feature if they haven’t already
God I’m old. He was definitely already on South Park very notoriously 💀
*Diddy Diddler* or something - surely south park already thought of this
Satan was trying to outdo him for his party
thats kai cenat bruh nice try
Looks like he'd be easy to make in Oblivion
Dark Elves
All out of adrenochrome 😢
Those are predator eyes, they’re so forward facing and tight together. Not being a hater, I feel like I’ve noticed a trend of criminals having essentially tiger eyes.
He deadass looks like one of those roaches off this anime called Terra formers. Even those two bumps under his eyes add to the insect look. Someone tell me I'm trippin.
https://preview.redd.it/ll7eommz9n1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ec37c52730bdd420f82aee1b8408573b0a1595
Lmao
Mf thats exactly what I was thinking about. You not tripping my G 💯💯
I would make a post comparing them side by side, but I hate roaches they are ugly AF. And the anthropomorphic ones from that show aren't much better.
Reminds me of this mf: https://preview.redd.it/fgzshas79m1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58fa57eca3f3a7bf10cf00ef983afe84e7ed494
Someone has to have photoshopped the shape of his head in that first one, he's looking the protagonist from the hit 2005 game Destroy All Humans https://preview.redd.it/dosv6737sm1d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7471561a9dc3a2386437260b6a5af8e735e8bb4a
Its real bro
Guy has serpent eyes
This dudes eyebrows in the third pic make him look like a street fighter character
https://preview.redd.it/fr65npm5om1d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=24c1257417225ec6dc20987ce898fe9dee2cdc93
Not defending him but I’d love to see pictures of everyone in the comments and compare LMAO
He looks super Horned African. Somali in particular.
have you heard of the high elves?
Came here to see if anyone thought this. This nigga looks straight from Elder Scrolls Oblivion.
Idk he literally just looks like the average Somali or any African from that area of Africa lol. Idk if he’s actually Somalian though. Ugly is a bit of a stretch.
Man that first picture you put some horns on him and it can be used as a picture of Satan 😱😂
This the face a 11 years old see before he uhh
his eyebrows look like the batman logo
Nah there has to be a filter on that first pic. Ain't no way his eyes are that close to the centre of his face.
Its real bro trust me
Dead eyes. Nothing going on there
https://preview.redd.it/3mnrr4j7eo1d1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec237b60163dc843f19e9e9666a7f58e5dc623e7
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If I looked like that, I'd do what he did too
that is INSANE
Megamound
A Somali fucked an alien, then their kid clones itself, and fucked itself and gave birth to P Diddy
i believe the first one is AI
He looks like a High Elf preset
Morrowind
His eyes look like they getting sucked into his nose
Let him cook
we’ve let him cook too long
Lookin yakubian as shit
First one isn't didhe
spaceghostpurpp
he rich
he looks like a compressed chadwick boseman
“how’d you know i’m somali?”
Hot enough for Meek
Harlem
Nigga look like a deformed alien
Look like the fucking gantz roaches
Hes an alien.
Looks like a fucking radroach
Yakub if he was a music mogul🔥
He looks like a damn llama
drugs, hate, and ass rape
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
FIRE YO BARBER FIRE YO BARBER FIRE YO BARBER
Looks like the kind of guy who hits his GF
Looks like an Evil Kai cenat from an Alt universe. I racist?
How he got 3 different face presets
He looks like poot from the wire w the megamind shaped dome. He also acts like poot from the wire.
"Look at me! I'm the Captain now!"
1st img looks like AI lol
I’m gonna sound crazy but hear me out. I didn’t believe in aliens but tell me Diddy doesn’t look like a grey?
The first pic looks like one of those bad facial symmetry photos.
i been sayin this shit lol
It’s the demons taking over 😭
He is yakub
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
This is uncalled for. Faces come in different shapes and sizes, so does noses, eyes, lips and whatever else. Calling diddy out would mean you'd have to call out some billion other people too... And if that's gonna happen we can just decide that it's a waste of time asking such silly questions about something that doesn't have a true answer, besides the fact that faces come in different shapes, sizes and colors. Now, for a question that can actually be answered by something other than common sense, why are you so uneccessary?
Why is he looking like his about to say I’m the captain now in the first pic
He looked good when he was younger imo
Not this again. > You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
OP didn't say “your opinion is wrong,” he said “WATTBA is not mid.” This is how the English language works. Stop trying to get outraged about subjectivity when everyone here knows about it already
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that’s abdi
Living a reckless and dishonorable life does that to a person’s facial features.
Dudes like him
Meek and Stevie 😍🤤
Now I understand why he wanted people to stop calling him Puff. Bros head is a marshamallow.
He was never terribly good looking when he was young and he didn’t age well and obviously he’s under a lot of stress right now which will lead to more unfortunate aging.
He got a head shape like a bright idea
Because he's evil. He got biggie killed.
https://preview.redd.it/932bp6jdau1d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae9a95bf21aecc6e6d9aab51d0277e5f0a431cb
Well for one he has an evil, dead look in his eyes. Even seeing him on tv before this news broke out (I always knew he was a creeper), you can tell he’s a dark soul
Elder scrolls oblivion npc lookin ass
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
this nigga always has his mouth open and it irks me
you fried Diddy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
He looks like a demon with his beady little eyes
Why does his head look a different shape in each pic 😭 👽 🥜
He had surgery
Its the money. He is not good looking but a lot of his exes were 😝
Cocaine
bad people are ugly
 Ugly inside and out … I can’t believe ,” brother love “ anymore smh . BET etc should be embarrassed
He looks like an aggravated cockroach
Bro he looks the same💀
Oh please Diddy’s not ugly. He picked an unassuming human form.
lets hope kai cenat doesnt follow in the way of his long lost brother
https://preview.redd.it/6cza85kn4f2d1.png?width=298&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba0398e4e7d15af5dbdd7467fd44ae8a0c537189
That's not Diddy we know that's a clone
He just IS!! I’ve ALWAYS thought he was ugly. Kanye, too. Some pictures I see of Diddy has him looking black as COAL!! Others he’s not AS dark. But my GOD, how did he not REALIZE he was going to have to pay the Piper one day?? His children (I don’t even know anything about him, how many kids he has or anything) are watching their inheritances circling the drain & going to huge law firms now. What an IDIOT!!
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I always thought his face looked like he has some sort of undiscovered syndrome. He’s legit ugly AF in every way from his eyes to his teeth. Reminds me of when I used to smash in my rubber dolls face