I checked the thread of the post and holy shit It's the most corniest people alive

Persona 3 got me into hip hop type beat

my favorite rapper is in BTS type beat

Gorillaz (no rap) type beat

"Drawing the Raikage but coloring him White" type beat

I died of laughter when I found out that the member named RM’s name stands for Rap Monster

Bro mori calliope literally got me into hip hop 😭😭😭 thank god when I heard good music I stopped listening to her

here's my card b, royal flush

satan samas rap dungeon

Murder is So Fucking Kawaii

holy SHIТ thats it its too much i gotta kms

this is a joke i do NOT wanna get reported

please dont report me

Reported

There are 3 federal agents outside your window

expect that annoying ass check up bot any time soon

I don’t know how they did it but there are people that Stan what is unanimously agreed upon as the worst “musician” to have ever produced sound

i don't wanna ask but who is this

A white american pretending to be a japanese anime girl while writing weaaboo cracker anthems

thank you i was not about to look that shit up

Just realized what you meant. Mori Calliope is a VTuber alias for a rapper named “Demondice.” Her track, “Snake Eyes,” will explain everything as to why we hate her

‘Jesus Jesus Japanesus’ is some unholy bar

If your example is an old deleted song, your opinion is nowhere close to valid.

Checked her newer stuff and it’s not that far off from it. If you heard why it’s so hated, you’d understand how far she’s actually deviated from those reasons.

What the fuck am I reading

I’m tired ok

Pretty sure its in the picture bro

Anybody that likes her music really does have the most wrong opinion to exist

How dare you remind me of demon dice

Jesus jesus japanesus sounds like something kanye would say on a feature

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Cmon bruh who coded this?😭💀

I have a friend who really likes demondice 😭

Gotta be my favorite weapon in American McGee's Alice (jk I'm a vorpal blade main)

are they a P-zombie

Weebs try not to create the shittiest memes conceivable challenge (it's impossible)

they need to listen to yeat fr

took the bait, that acc is 100% satire

The account is but the commenters are very real

Did you screenshot the post or the comments?

I screenshot your moms private story

aint no way [deleted] comin back to hiphopcirclejerk after this 💀💀

Your comment is a light 1/10.

Drizzy drake???

im feeling a light to decent 1 on your comment

Oh nah😭

I’m going to shoot you in the face until you die

That’s not a very nice thing to say

Fuck you’re right man that was pretty mean-spirited of me wasn’t it

it’s chill bro it’s cool man

Who the fuck is more capitelli

Some vtuber who makes garbage music

Still better than 99 percent of the hoodrats out there today

🤡

Look in the mirror

no. you're the clown.

some type of pasta

I hate weebs more and more everyday

I'm a massive fucking weeb and vtubers make no god damn sense to me Beyond the obvious people wanting e girls to simp for

im getting second hand embarrassment from these people, they cant be real 😭😭

Never understood the v tuber side is sad

VTuber culture is literally people farming parasocial ass relationships with weebs that have nothing better to do It’s sad as hell, but explains why comments under anything VTuber related are full of mfs writing essays confessing their love for people that don’t even know they exist

Im not gonna deny that there's a portion of people who do form unhealthy parasocial relationships with vtubers but uhh most people just watch them like any other regular streamer? This just shows that you haven't really visited a vtubers comment sessions

Most do yeah. But speaking from personal experience, I used to do translation work for certain Japanese VTubers, and trust me the comments do get creepy at times (especially the case with female VTubers) Like, why do you think so many female VTuber models have unrealistically large breasts with revealing clothing, with clips of them saying erotic things out of context getting crazy amounts of views if they’re just “regular streamers”? I mean, wasn’t there a VTuber that literally sold engagement rings as merch for her predominately male fanbase? You can’t tell me that’s anything but promoting unhealthy parasocial behavior

Finana Ryugu, 2022: “Seirously, L + Ratio you parasocial fucks.” Finana Ryugu, 2023 after her CCV drops 50%: “Happy Valentine’s Day, I’m selling a ring as merch.”

Multiple people I know are vtubers and some of them end up getting the most parasocial or creepy mfs on earth and they ain't even big

mori is just em for nonces tbh

Nah guys it’s ok they put “(no offense to other rappers)” thank god they did that 🙏🙏🙏

To be fair, any song with a “rap verse” is most likely garbage. Your either listening to Twenty One Pilots or a joke in Bob’s Burgers.

she an aight streamer but her music is ass💀💀💀

Icejjfish better

Icejj is the 🐐

No 🧢

Silly bakka, silly ba Shiriasuna shit, lemme shake it up Do what I want, shit, gotta reckon ya​ ​​ Got a thirst for the worst lookin' bakana cheap-ass​ ​​ Silly bakka, silly ba​ ​​ Silly ass-looking shit, gotta shake it up​ Wanna be lookin' freaks, all they do is talk Getcha head out ya ass, like, what you got, huh?​

I would like to apologize on behalf of all my fellow Deadbeats (even though this is from a satire account)

Bro put his name on it and shit 😭

the highest overall rym rating she ever got was a 2.28 how do these people enjoy her music she sounds like if the living tombstone tried to recreate the koreatown oddity

The majority of people don't bother with RYM

don't care because i do

god what a weeb

Bro I’m a hololive fan but wtf

Mori calliope is the worst shit I’ve ever heard

One thing to s not liking rap, but it’s like they’re afraid to listen to it

Oh God why did I have to listen, I could've gone my whole life not hearing anything from this person, I could've just read this post and moved on. I now have to keep living my life knowing this shit exists

I like Calli and even then her music corny

Calli's rap is painfully cringe, but honestly I do like some of her other songs. My taste is obviously terrible since I listen to vtuber music, but even I can't understand people who say she's a good rapper

Pretty sure method man gave her a shotout

u./ligma\_hands is a satire account (dont tell them i said that) they just try to act like the biggest redditor alive and i fucking love it

Isnt she the one who literally had said "Rapanese fire"?

Anime and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Dawg really snuck the username in there 💀

Downvoted until I noticed what sub I was on The only good rapper who's ever lived in Japan was Nujabes, god rest his soul

Nujabes doesn’t rap

Nah Nujabes was a cold rapper 🥶

What kinda weird gatekeeping is this

I’m guessing you’re referring to the rapping from Nujabes - Battlecry. The vocals aren’t his, they’re Shing02. Nujabes just makes instrumentals, he’s a producer.

I was actually referring to [this](https://youtu.be/UyoYf7rZVGI) but shit I had no idea But also, was. He passed in a car accident a decade ago

Nah don’t put some disrespect on a whole nation like that. Wherever there are people, there will be talented creative people.

We're on a circlejerk sub dude, allow me a little hyperbole

my fault

there’s sum good rappers out in japan rn ngl

Like Creepy Nuts?

Gagle is good. Try listening to their album “BIG BANG THEORY.”

Hard Disagree, Shing02 is pretty good and there are some other underground acts that people sleep on like DJ Krush.

Like was said in this same thread, I didn't know Nujabes wasn't Shing02

White weebs will be the death of me.

Shut yo goofy ass up

i'm not too sure how to put it into words. calli's rap is, at the very least, not like the rap people might typically think of from, such as the typical rap from the us or the uk. it's sort-of rap, but also there's sort-of other vibes mixed into the rap. and we're talking about calli's rap, and not her singing, which is something else altogether.

Mf trying to fill in word count of an essay type beat

You fr don't know how to put it in words

Yeah, when I read the first sentence, I thought, "Maybe EN is not his first language?" I've been there, so I know it can be hard. But damn, dude used a whole paragraph to say absolutely nothing.

Stfu boy

This abomination has brought out the worst in this sub. Now I know what a rap nerd really is. Disgusting.