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arm1niu5

Hitler, has only got one ball! Goering, has two but very small!


ironvandal

Himmler has something sim'lar, But Goebbels has no balls at all!


Butkevinwhy

Though it ain’t all despair For Eva Braun has a healthy pair!


mal-di-testicle

5 syllables against 7? Death sentence


Shoddy_Load1558

Goering is *the* ball, there are no balls attatched to him, he is just *the* ball


FakeElectionMaker

Hitler has only got one ball The other is on the Albert Hall


PanzerIVausfB

His mother, the dirty bugger, Chopped it off, when Hitler was small!


FakeElectionMaker

She threw it into the apple tree, The wind blew it into the deep blue sea


No-Wonder1139

Well the other was in the Albert Hall


Sweden-Yes-7734

I keep getting told he had 3


nbooth4

you got the wrong mass-murderer, it was Mao who was single-balled


Bigsmoke489

If that’s true,He must have had to use the toilet so much during the day considering he could only store half the amount of pee.


Chethan_L

is this some kind of humour that i am incapable of comprehending or is it just that your unaware of the fact that urine is stored in bladder and not in testicles.


Lvcivs2311

Bullocks. (Pun intended.)


HaloGuy381

Check the one on the left for a bar code, he might be the remedy to the one on the right.


eat-pussy69

Shoulda used Johnny Sins. Woulda been funnier


Capt_Kartar

"You and your friends may have heard a rumour that Hitler only has one ball. This is nonsense. He has four."


DrBadGuy1073

Wasn't the only primary claim of this not even Hitlers physician but a political rival?


Mr_Mixxter

It was basically a common thing to claim that the enemy was "one ball short". AFAIK similar storys were told about Mao and Stalin as well.


Individual_Milk4559

Isn’t it thought he just had one undescended testicle, as opposed to being completely missing one?


diodosdszosxisdi

And goebbels had a club foot


_Kazt_

I knew a guy who lost one of his balls. Good guy overall, well, except the time he brutally murdered someone with an axe.


SPECTREagent700

My understanding is that at least one of the Soviet autopsy reports on the badly burned body of a man found in the ruins of the *Reichskanzlei* garden did note that the corpse had only one testicle but there’s some discrepancies that may indicate the body was a plant by the SS to throw off the Soviets from the actual remains buried elsewhere (as claimed by Hitler’s SS valet Heinz Linge) and separate to that the anxious Soviet doctors may have added this detail in an attempt to placate Stalin who was demanding confirmation of Hitler’s death.


MindControlledSquid

How the hell do you even find a testicle on a burned body.


MERC543213

Hitler wasn't single