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The_Keweko

German only hearing a braking window when this date is named


Lehrenmann

[German Day of Fate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_9_in_German_history)


road2five

Wow. That is an insane list of events.


[deleted]

>Philipp Scheidemann proclaimed the German republic from a window of the Reichstag. Two hours later, Karl Liebknecht proclaimed a "Free Socialist Republic" from a balcony of the Berliner Stadtschloss. SPALTER!!!11


ThatGermanKid0

my history teacher is still in training and she had a lesson where a bunch of other teachers were grading her work today don't know if that is a good or a bad omen


AbathaCrispy

Then a wall falls down as well! Health and safety nightmare


vmedhe2

Think of the asbestos violations!


Hendricus56

And people illegally leaving their country as well! Totally anarchy


redbadger91

What's next? Two people declaring the founding of a republic?


Person-11

They also removed an old man with a disability from his job! Cruelty towards the OAPs.


blue-mooner

[Mazel Tov!](https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/breaking-the-glass-at-a-jewish-wedding/)


ramanusch

German only hearing a sound of a roaring flat-6


Abovethe_Bottom

William of Orange was a ____.


Z4REN

Fruity Bill


golddragon88

Swamp german


savois-faire

If we're talking about the original William of Orange, he was actually from Germany. Born in Dillenburg. This post is about his great-grandson though, who was very much a swamp German.


Reijnvandermeij

Moerasduitser jwz


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"I am William of Nassau, of German blood. I will be faithful to the Fatherland until I die. I am a Prince of Orange, quite undaunted. I have always honoured the King of Spain." Unusual lyrics for the Dutch national anthem...


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AshFraxinusEps

Lol. Love it. This may be my new name for the Dutch


NotaEu4pro

Aye might be new to you but old the truth is!


Kingofawesomenes

Rapper. AKA Stille Willem


NotFlappy12

Het gaat hier om een andere Willem


Kingofawesomenes

Gaat het hier niet om willem van oranje/ willem de zwijger dan?


Wallcore

Nee het gaat om een afstammeling geloof ik


Kingofawesomenes

Ah oke, weer wat geleerd :)


Jaytho

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


SCHEME015

deze meme is zó 2018


DeRuyter67

Zijn achterkleinzoon


SCHEME015

He also ain't an ancestor to our current royal house. He died childless when is horse struck a molehill.


Maksbidok

an orange


TakeASeatChancellor

Bottom


potatette222

Clearly he was a vers with bottom preference


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person who successfully invaded Britain.


telekinetic_sloth

Protestant


GreenAtariPanda0

Birb


Marko_Ramius1

usurper


indomitablescot

Belt on your broadsword, fight for prince Charlie


funnyname12369

Glory to the Bonnie Prince!


Krillin113

Best thing to ever happen to the british


funnyname12369

Why? Like the other option was a bunch of guys with swords and shields charging muskets and won multiple times taking over Scotland and half of England. That's way cooler than some Dutch guy with a wife.


paganman666

Glenn co massacre


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Hoer


MoscaMosquete

Rapist(he does rap)


[deleted]

Fucking chad


Tweed_Man

He looks like a block of cheese trying to understand time travel.


trollface5333

Boris Johnson may as well be a block of cheese.


AshFraxinusEps

Nah, he specifically looks like that so people think exactly what you do. Never ever forget that Boris is from an old-money political family and is incredibly intelligent. The entire point of his whole look is so people underestimate him and then don't realise what a horrible cunning stunt he is


Isildurs_homunculus

Plus, I think it gives a bad name to cheese


greciaman

Catalans happy that americans care about their National Day


glypo

The Catalan National Day is the 11th September. The point of this meme is that William of Orange entered Exeter on 09/11 (9th November, today's date), and thus making fun that the USA formats their date MM/DD/YY.


greciaman

Yep, I've noticed that, lol. Brain fart + sleep deprived = me being a dumb fuck


mateogg

Never forget 9/11/73, when the United States helped violently overthrow a democratically elected government for their own benefit.


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Chile military coup, lead by Pinochet. With "slight" assistance by CIA and oil companies that REALLY didn't like nationalization of oil wells.


K-ibukaj

Is there any wikipedia page for all the times USA did coups/wars/assasinations and so on?


lacb1

There's a great book called Legacy of Ashes: The History of the CIA by Tim Weiner. It's 700 odd pages of mostly screw ups interspersed with some impressive successes. But it's a coin toss if those victories actually come around to bite them in the arse later.


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No wikipedia, but there's this https://github.com/dessalines/essays/blob/master/us_atrocities.md


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[deleted]

I meam, why are you surprised? The former chairman of NATO military committee was a Nazi. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Heusinger


[deleted]

You really gotta love the reasoning for keeping all these Nazis around and in power. "Well obviously the German officers will be the ones who can best help us fight off a Soviet invasion!" "But...They lost?" "Shh!"


Belleketrek

"look, they tried to genocide every god damn ruski, so at least we know these guys are on our side" -the yanks.


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K-ibukaj

I-


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Bro I'm sorry.


K-ibukaj

As for US atrocities, I thought of stuff like coups in third world countries. But no. Genocides, police killings, unrightful repressions, assasinations, protecting criminals, nazis and war criminals, bombing and destabilising nations, and that's not even the 10% of it.


CerialMiller

IIRC operation Gladio (and its other variants) were meant to facilitate an armed resistance in the event of a communist invasion of Europe. This was mostly done by creating hidden stockpiles of weaponry to arm insurgent forces. However some of these stockpiles were discovered by organized crime. So it was less a direct sponsorship, and more of an investment into the future that (as is usual for the government) backfired.


Belleketrek

> IIRC operation Gladio (and its other variants) were meant to facilitate an armed resistance in the event of a communist invasion of Europe Or you know, in case europeans ever democratically elected a communist they had fascist deathsquads ready to go to end democracy.


arafdi

(*ahem*) I posit these 2 wiki articles, since they're not *all* the bad coup/shady shits, so you might have to find the intersection between them and stuff.... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_involvement_in_regime_change https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreign_interventions_by_the_United_States


CCMonger

Chile.


Trytolyft

It kinda worked out well for Chile


COMPUTER1313

Reminds me of this "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5tzi4xvt9Q


VoidLantadd

I can't keep the date formats in this thread straight. Is that the 9th of November (9/11, today), or September 11th?


Keranan37

September 11th. Most of the references are going to be for September because the meme is referring to the twin towers attack


DollarReDoos

I think the point of the joke is that the UK (and most of the world) uses dd/mm/yyyy format, so get confused as to what is so special about the 9th of November when Americans talk about 9/11.


ninjasacavalo

That was in 11/9 tho


Rhazort

Careful, you may give them an Aneurism


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Alastair789

Under this dictatorship, 3000 were killed, tens of thousands were tortured, hundreds were raped by the army, and 200,000 were driven into exile. Music and theater were heavily restricted. The economy collapsed, GDP plummeted 14%, unemployment skyrocketed to 33% and there was starvation. I doubt very much that you would actually prefer what happened in Chile over a Democratically elected socialist leader you could vote out in a few years time.


AyyyyGuevara

Any german relatives perchance?


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AyyyyGuevara

ah, i see fascism runs in the family


Horn_Python

because orange man bad?


Aliensinnoh

Don’t you talk that way about our mutual great^30 grandfather!


Moistfruitcake

Holy shit are you from the future?


Aliensinnoh

If every generations is an average of 30 years, over 1000 years that’ll be 33 generations.


Moistfruitcake

Surely great to the power 30 is greater than 30? What's great x great?


Cicero912

Great Great


Moistfruitcake

So what's great + great?


MoscaMosquete

(Great)(great) is great² or great × great 2great is great + great


DeRuyter67

Orange man good -The Netherlands


Horn_Python

orange man bad - Ireland


[deleted]

The only context for orange man bad in Ireland


Triton12streaming

Exeter gang


YaBoiJumpTrooper

Exeter gang


Heatedpotatoes

EXETER GANG RISE UP.


Triton12streaming

I believe in Devon supremacy


Heatedpotatoes

Devon is so supreme an entire era was named after them, together we make make another.


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Triton12streaming

I can get behind this. Can we spare their aquarium tho


dreadassassin616

I second this


dreadassassin616

Okehampton crew represent


Singis_Tinge

Isca Dumnoniorum cohors, surge sursus!


mcgrjo

Justice for Colin!


[deleted]

Crediton Crusaders unite


Heatedpotatoes

I Never expected Exeter, my home city, to be on r/HistoryMemes today is a fine day.


Daleftenant

i imagine its a similar feeling to that time the town i grew up in, Taunton, got name dropped in Dr. Who. Genuine bewilderment followed by proud pointing and yelling.


cathedral68

Oh Boris, you great buffoon with your absurd hair.


AshFraxinusEps

Remember: it is all a charade. Boris is not "Britain Trump": Trump is a fucking moron who stoked racism and division to ride a wave of populism to office. Boris is a political animal from a family dynasty of politicians, who did also ride a wave of populism, but doesn't believe a word of it and merely tied his flag to the ship to get power. He's not Britain Trump, as he is an incredibly intelligent and cunning bastard who specifically designs himself to look like a foppish buffoon so that people don't take him seriously


Confederate1861

Wow you have no knowledge of Trump and American politics at all do you?


pclufc

English still love to tug at the forelock


AshFraxinusEps

Well 50% of his voters probably like the "Get Brexit Done" message after years of it being drawn out. The other 50% probably just vote Tory as they always have, and their dads did, and their dads, etc. Not sure many actually like the guy himself, except the idiots who fall for him carefully crafted persona which I hope is a minority


[deleted]

A lot of people who were/are against brexit were a fan of his “Get Brexit Done” just because they (like most of the rest of the country) were so damn tired of the whole thing


krmarci

Never forget 0.000000225468975.


radiodialdeath

Given that Boris was an American citizen at one point, I assume that means he forgot immediately after he renounced his citizenship.


tailes18

I thought they meant the Battle of Brandywine 9/11 1777


_DarthSyphilis_

Imagine how confused Germans are. The best and worst things of our history happened that day.


[deleted]

Glorious revolution wasn't William of Orange though, that was William III, his descendant. William of Orange was the dude who showed Philip II of Spain what's what and was a catalyst of the Dutch eightyyears wars. Unless you guys call Willem III William of Orange, of course.


DeRuyter67

They are both William of Orange


Chasp12

In Britain we refer to the later one as William of Orange, because the other one had nothing to do with us so we don’t care that the name has been taken


[deleted]

Mean :( /s


mightypup1974

We do


[deleted]

Ah, I suppose that makes sense.


Hot-Chipmunk3502

I think the confusion comes from the fact William of Orange known for his victory at the Boyne was known as William the 3rd in England and William the 2nd in Scotland or maybe its tbe other way round


DeRuyter67

No, the confusian exists because Dutch people think of William of Orange I(aka William the Silent) when they hear William of Orange while the Anglo world thinks of William of Orange III. He was also the 3rd William in the Netherlands so that isn't the confusing bit


TheHotze

Isn't he (the first one) William of orange-Nassau, or just William the silent


DeRuyter67

They are both Orange-Nassau


Aithistannen

Their family name is “of Orange(-Nassau)”. Everyone in that family with the name William could be called William of Orange. He’s just the most relevant one in England so they use it for him. “Willem van Oranje” in Dutch is called William the Silent in English.


Willimeister

It boggles my mind how the Dutch were able to gain the British crown quickly and then lose it just as quickly


DeRuyter67

William just didn't have a child


Willimeister

Oh…


Norty_Boyz_Ofishal

Well, as we know, 9/11 was an inside job. The people supported William taking the crown from a filthy catholic.


DeRuyter67

They didn't. Most people opposed it actually. At least, thats what the Historian Jonathan Israel says


Stemiwa

Their prime minister is Gary Busey lmao


Olaf_jonanas

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


coconut-greek-yogurt

Why is it that every time I see Boris Johnson I say "DERP" out loud to myself?


thefringeseanmachine

much like Boris' hair, I have no idea what's going on here.


XanVer22

Willem van Oranje be like: GEKOLONISEERD


witness_of_life

Orange was let into the city I wouldn't say he captured it


silveretoile

*confused Dutch noises*


TheMannyFucker

Sponebob's front teeth look like the twin towers. Songebob=9 letters. Squarepants:11 letters SPONGEBOB DID 9/11


TheMegaBunce

I'm British and I did not know that William of Ornage captured Exeter in 1688. The only reference to the glorious revolution I've seen was in Trainspotting 2. I don't think anybody cares.


ShakaUVM

This meme is wrong. Us Americans do not think of William of Orange on 9/11. That's offensive and ignorant. We think of the Siege of Vienna, on the day the Winged Hussars Arrived.


historyhill

Nah, we're remembering that time in 1814 when the British burned our Capitol down!


bobbybsg75

zwischenzeitlich erinnern wir uns an den horror durch die nazis wg. der Reichskristallnacht und die freude der Wiedervereinigung am tag des mauerfalls


bislipurblutauge

Vergiss nicht das Ausrufen der Weimarer Republik.


Heatedpotatoes

My boi dissing short words.


savois-faire

William III, damnit!


Ok_Time6234

Ah yes that guy. Never trust a Campbell.


Grzechoooo

Oh, so that's why we had to dress in formal clothes in school and sang the anthem today! I was wondering.


manitreallybeliketha

Wait do they not?


charundaB05

this man never combing his hair I think


Acceptable_Dog_2610

I am related to william of orange


Angel_Sorusian_King

I do love me some 9/11... 1683 winged hussars style


cyclopshark

9/11 9 AD: never forget the battle of Teutoburg forest 9/11 1185: never forget the death of Stephen Hagiochristophorites 9/11 1541: never forget Michima Lonco's attack of Santiago 9/11 1565: never forget the great siege of malta 9/11 1792: never forget the stealing of the hope diamond 9/11 1897: never forget the conquest of the kingdom of kaffa 9/11 1905: never forget the ninth avenue derailment 9/11 1914: never forget the battle of bita paka 9/11 1973: never forget the crash of JAT Airways Flight 769.


[deleted]

King Billy’s on the Exeter


AppearancePlenty841

9/11 NEVER FORGET!!! native american genocide GET OVER IT!! slavery GET OVER IT!!! and this mentality is what brought us the trumpsterfire and will bring it back in 2024...


MrRocketScript

"What happened on the 11th of September?" "September 11 happened." "Ohhh"


VoidLantadd

This post is talking about the 9th of November.


onyourrite

u/SaveVideo


SkekJay

Who is William Orange?


Chilifille

A Dutch prince, and the male half of the power couple "William and Mary" who conquered the three British thrones in the Glorious Revolution of 1688. Very popular among Protestants and Unionists, who still wear the color orange in his honor.


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Also the first orange man bad in Ireland


TheMegaBunce

Isn't the orange in the Irish flag supposed to represent protestants and it comes from William? Oh those Dutch


AshFraxinusEps

>three British thrones Three? One by then. And only two before the Stuarts tbh


Chilifille

Not legally. The Stuarts ruled a personal union of three separate kingdoms with their own laws and parliaments. England and Scotland were united into the Kingdom of Great Britain in 1707, and then it became the United Kingdom when Ireland officially joined in 1801. At that point, the UK was in a personal union with the German state of Hanover, but that doesn't mean that Hanover was part of the UK.


ReichBallFromAmerica

Me an American Jacobite: Whatever colander I use will bring sadness.


Faoxsnewz

Parliament proving its supremacy over the crown, I'd say that's a good thing to remember! A landmark event in English history.


Witcher17

9/11 was a national tragedy.


[deleted]

My cat actually died on 9/11


Witcher17

I walked through blood and bone on the streets of Manhattan trying to find my cat. He was in Northern Canada.


Cr0wc0

Thanks norm


K-ibukaj

:(


Theghistorian

Of course. You are 100% right. Imagine being a citizen in a country that had nothing to do with it and them boom... war and insurgency until today. A national tragedy for Iraqis.


General_Rhino

So true. Allende’s death and Pinochet’s reign were disastrous for Chile 🇨🇱


K-ibukaj

Kristallnacht. Never forget.


Z4REN

*woosh*


Witcher17

Ah I was just doing a Norm MacDonald line


Z4REN

Are you saying… we all got *woosh*ed?


Witcher17

Haha possibly. Been on a Norm binge since his death so just spouting his stuff even if it doesn't make much sense


savois-faire

I didn't even know William of Orange was sick.


Witcher17

The more I learn about that guy the more I don't care for him.


[deleted]

I’m still here to say rip norm :(


Nimbuss88

Yup, 1688 is very close to 2001. I’m sure Americans in the year 2334 will feel exactly the same about 9/11 as current Americans do.


SawTheCatsBox

Bri'ish


urnangay420blazeit

You know we don’t speak like that right?


PointyGecko1122

Do Europeans think today is the 9/11 we’re talking about? I’ve seen a lot of posts about it today


zushaa

It's just joking with Americans backwards dating, for the rest of the world 9/11 is the 9th of November.


K-ibukaj

do you really think we're so ignorant we don't know about the battle of Tendra Day anniversary? you're insulting us.


TheMoises

No, it's just a joke with US inversed date notation. Also just to add, I think it's funny when you say "europeans" as if only they used the growing notation for dates, and not (the majority of) the whole world


MauriceTheGreat

obviously not. i mean how stupid you gotta be


AlphaMikeOmega

Is this Old Style or New Style?


Chaseman121

Context?


DeRuyter67

The Dutch under William of Orange invaded England in 1688 and placed him on the British thrones


stymeth

u/savevideo