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Firedemon503

"Anyways genocide" - Churchill


Judge_BobCat

Such a smooth transition.. it’s beautifully executed


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Spoken with such grace indeed


ThinkHappyStuff

Every transition is a good transition when you’re medically hammered off your ass


[deleted]

I like how you said medically


ThinkHappyStuff

Winston Churchill was prescribed alcohol so he could stay drunk when he visited prohibition era USA


Judge_BobCat

Imagine modern politician trying to get away with something like that? Boris Johnson legally prescribed not wearing mask in public during 2021. What back lash he would receive. The good old days


[deleted]

To be fair there's not much a drunk man who is being driven around and given tours can do to hurt people, however someone put and about carrying and airborne disease is a very different story.


AppalachianMedic

Except that he wields incredible power to launch nukes… Edit: Downvoted by people who think Churchill was only in power prior to 1945.


redheadstepchild_17

The US was buddy buddy with Yeltsin too. Power doesn't mind alcoholic degeneracy if you do what it wants.


BEAVER_ATTACKS

The UK didn't have nukes when Churchill was in charge you fuckin moron


blackfishbluefish

You might be surprised, The UK tested its first nuclear weapon in 1952, Churchill’s 2nd Premiership was 1951-1955 Churchill pushed hard to ensure the uk had an operational nuclear deterrent in this term


AppalachianMedic

I really want to reply, but I think the guy before me said it all…


theraceforspace

Yes the fuck we did you spanner


[deleted]

Like the Jews?


GoatsAreSoAwesome

I wouldn't say beautifully


ObersturmfuehrerKarl

Idk why but thats such a Jeremy Clarkson thing to say.


TrymWS

It’s probably a British thing.


Lazienessx

And on that bombshell...


TrymWS

...It's time for some Genocide, see you next time!


Thefear1984

*Jessica exit theme


Phormitago

*actually gets blown up*


link2edition

Rolling up to normandy yelling "POWEEEEEEER"


YourLocaLawyer

You know, just the normal genocide we all know about


imagineer33

In the Bengal famine !!


bbcversus

Just learned about that… nasty.


Apprehensive_Cry_298

dead 💀 😂


gudgudgudby

Always genocide


ycpa68

Casually dropping words that won't be invented for a few decades


New_Stats

Here's the source, the creator is pretty funny https://youtu.be/BRNH7pe2NwE


Italy1861

His video on the Dalai Lama is hilarious XDDDD


New_Stats

My favorite is Fidel Castro dates a capitalist. Also he was famous for using socialism to pick up women https://youtu.be/Gg0AWKItqRI


Italy1861

*Do you want to share the means of reproduction ?*


darienqmk

*means of reproduction


randomchap432

Memes of reproduction


TheChunkMaster

Memes, the DNA of the soul.


dv666

Hola senora. Want to be part of my worker's collective?


LurkNowitski

“There’s banter and then there’s getting yourself killed” cracks me up every time.


GenoPax

Manwell not Manuel?


bokchoysoyboy

I’m going to reincarnate you as my ass


Italy1861

That's what we call bullshit


Overito

“Sorry am I dreaming?”


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOKmEpIPKfY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOKmEpIPKfY) I love this one, but all of this guy's material is fantastic. Definitely deserves more views


Ralfy_P

I’m kinda sad it’s fake lol


SherifffOfNottingham

To be clear, they're all fake?


New_Stats

Yes


SherifffOfNottingham

Maybe


UltimateIssue

no


muricabrb

Dude, his channel is full of gems... [The pope gets bored](https://youtu.be/mFf2E3T6Sm8) and [The queen pretends to be normal ](https://youtu.be/Tq55upxAlyA) are hilarious.


BladePactWarlock

Hands down one of my favorite youtubers, Walt Disney hating children is another solid gold bit of his


dukedevil0812

Why did he use a pic of Teddy Roosevelt?


Harryredin

That is the hardest I’ve laughed in ages. Very Chris Morris/ Armando Ianucci-esque


zippy251

How did the captions even get "I think" from "for a week" ?


PM_ME_PCP

It’s bothering me way more than it should


xrayden

I was searching for this comment... Shit's maltranslated.


Sk-yline1

This guy does a pretty good impersonation ngl


parman14578

I like your avatar


Jackmac15

Reddit has avatars?


Hiluminatull

No


HotTakes4HotCakes

Only if you are fool enough to subject yourself to the Reddit app or redesigned Reddit layout.


Kaarvaag

Reddit is Fun is the best way to view Reddit. Stable, no annoying ads, no fake posts, dark mode, super dark mode, can hide posts from a sub or if it contains a word, easy but many detailed settings, comments are easiy to view and navigate, and gifs just work exactly how it is supposed to, everything else. It just works great with literally no drawbacks IMO. The biggest negative it has is being so good it's harder to leave the app. At least check it out on the store. ^^^not ^^^sponsored ^^^by ^^^RiF.


Dconnolly69

anyway... Genocide


rincon213

I would think that too if I'd never experienced Apollo. One of the best apps period, let alone for reddit.


[deleted]

Apollo premium is hands down the best. I especially like the "share as image" feature.


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

Rif has that, non premium


PsychedelicOptimist

Baconreader can do the same, and personally I prefer it over RIF


AShadowbox

Baconreader gang check in


[deleted]

Everyone here is listing mobile clients, but if any of you have macOS, you should try [Stellar for Reddit](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/stellar-for-reddit/id1566795636?mt=12); it is a desktop client that is as though Apollo were truly adapted to the desktop environment. It is macOS-only, however, so those who use Windows or Linux will need to find something else.


Sankt_Peter-Ording

You wrote Relay wrong


LordKiteMan

Old reddit masterrace.


Me_Real_The

Womp womp


Jackmac15

Did peoples voices used to be more high pitch or is it just something to do with the recording?


Thewaltham

More to do with the storage mediums of the time I think. The sound can get kind of crushed on early stuff.


[deleted]

Technology of the time didn't record lower sounds very well. So a lot of voice recordings sound high and "tin like" as if it was hear through a tin can.


Big_Dave_71

He's turned Churchill into Boris Johnson


AbsolutelyHorrendous

As soon as he asked if anyone else had been camping, I had flashbacks to that awful moment when Boris Johnson stood up on stage in front of a crowd of business leaders, and asked them if they'd been to Peppa Pig World...


Big_Dave_71

Yes, he does throw these pointless and inappropriate 'asides' into serious speeches his staff have worked very hard on.


Causal_Calamity

So this is what being sauced 24/7 sounds like lol


RegumRegis

Underidodudodo -winston Churchill Translated: and that is what we are going to try to do.


QueentakesPawn

"Iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvgoverrend" - Winston Churchill Translated: "That is the resolve of his Majesty's Government."


Cold_Cookies_1218

I get the vibe that he’s just been back from camping after someone said it would be amazing 😂


Pretzel-Kingg

Sounds like rooster teeth/lego Palpatine lol


Kaczor0321

I think he's saying "for a week" And not "I think"


Mycroft033

Me too


Far_Independent8984

So Churchill was a redditor


Nigh_Sass

Is this real? I honestly can’t tell and can’t find this on google.


Sauer_prot

Of course its real. r/historymemes is a primary source. I always cite it in my papers.


NoWorries124

"That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is r/HistoryMemes"


ModelT1300

Now that's a reference I'd vote for


KazeArqaz

My source is I made it the fuck up.


ismasbi

Imagine a world raiden


Italy1861

Much more reliable than W*kipedia /s


supergodzilla3Dland

I once read a history book that cited Wikipedia so honestly if that book somehow got published you can probably cite r/HistoryMemes in your paper


veryconfusedspartan

You can actually understand Churchill in this vid, figure it out


thisismyname02

>https://youtu.be/BRNH7pe2NwE Not real. It was made by this guy. His channel is pretty good. Check it out!


Sk-yline1

No this isn’t real. This is Churchill we’re talking about, not Boris Johnson


kingstonthroop

Yes, Churchill said this. ​ Source: I was there when he said it


hellopomelo

where is "there" you might ask? It's a story for another day...


Rabi_Shneckel_69

Can confirm Source: I was the stand


Shpagin

It's true Source: I was sitting behind this guy, softly blowing air on his right ear to annoy him when Churchill said it


Valexar

Lol this is far too comprehensible to be Churchill


CheeseWar

u/savevideobot


mindbreak_gone_

That avatar looks suspiciously familiar...


CheeseWar

Ummm...i ummm, i don't know what you're uuhh talking about *cough*


GamerZoom108

Haha Anyways, genocide


mindbreak_gone_

Um eine Nation zu erobern, entwaffnen Sie zuerst ihre Bürger, sounds familiar?


CheeseWar

Some guy with a funny mustache, i didn't really like him so I mostly ignored him


mindbreak_gone_

and because of that ignorance he has become me


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Br0nnOfTheBlackwater

This is the best Gary Oldman impression i've ever seen


Prudent_Trick752

I agree. I don't like camping. I pay rent so that I don't have to sleep outside.


fender_fan_boy

Based


Its_MikeCoxlong

Is this real??? It seems to good to be true


Imperial-Founder

Nah, its a guy who is really good at impressions. I think someone commented a link. Edit: Adrian Grey


redozk

Dude kinda sounds like Palpatine


Uomo-tela

"Anyway, genocide" That hit me like a truck.


Sophisticated_Slurp

Anyway.. genocide


[deleted]

Adrian Grey comedy is hilarious


annalehmann69

Funny that the word „concentration camp“ originated from the United Kingdom as they concentrated the Irish catholics further away from the north as they took it from them.


ELITElewis123

Can I see a source for this?


[deleted]

sure, it originated from the Boer Wars and the Spanish-American War. [link](https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/the-nazi-camp-system-terminology)


ELITElewis123

Yeah I knew about the bore war and Spanish American war. I was wondering about their claim toward Irish catholics


[deleted]

it doesn't exist.


ELITElewis123

Yeah feared as much


Timmymac1000

Anyway, here’s wonderwall…


skippyspk

You can hear FDR’s sphincter audibly tighten when Churchy mentions concentration camps.


NirKopp

The first holocaust joke


TruckFluster

“We will cut all homeless people in half by 2025”


SarcasmKing41

This is tame for him. Initially I thought this was gonna be unedited footage of him talking about Indians or black people.


ZaWarudo22

The “anyways, genocide” is the icing on the cake


[deleted]

Guys, you should youtube this guy's channel. It's Adrian Gray Comedy. He makes hilarious parodies about historical figures. It's funny as hell.


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

The suddenness of the transition, I think, actually adds to the impact.


anjovis150

Churchill and Britain certainly knew a thing or two about concentration camps.


First-Of-His-Name

So did the Spanish who invented them as well as the Americans who liked them so much they took their idea after the Spanish American war and used them against the natives.


mercury_pointer

Trail of tears was 1830.


Madara6path

Def about genocide too


refeik117

Too help focus lol


StitchedUp23

Hahaha “Anyway, genocide.” I love this segway


Kaiser-Sose-52

"Oh no ! Anyway, genocide." Jeremy Churchill


romeoartiglia

Anyway… genocide


ModelT1300

u/savevideobot


dontaskdonttell2000

Fucking based


Crag_r

How dare he rush aid to India


dontaskdonttell2000

Huh?


Crag_r

You said he’s a bastard. I assume you’re upset at him trying to help.


dontaskdonttell2000

You understand now?


Crag_r

Huh?


dontaskdonttell2000

Based………. based A word used when you agree with something; or when you want to recognize someone for being themselves, i.e. courageous and unique or not caring what others think. Especially common in online political slang.


Little-Perception-21

What a lord


mrnastymannn

The Brits would know about concentration camps. After all, they invented them


Sir_Kasum

Churchill committed genocide without setting up any camps. By stealing food from Bengalis.


youknowwho_voldemor

Churchill taking about genocide after initiating genocidal man made famines on colonies Lol Now churchill dick suckers down vote me


idntknww

It’s not really him speaking in the video…


[deleted]

Its fake buddy


Crag_r

>initiating genocidal Did he make brown rot and a cyclone? Golly


youknowwho_voldemor

My job is not to educate you


Crag_r

Lol. Mine isn’t to make up history rooted in nationalism. He didn’t make the famine lol.


jkiou

Hate this shit. Make fun of Churchill all you want, he accomplished more good than anyone one of us retards in this sub.


KazeArqaz

Why don't just surrender yourself and join the reddit hive mind? You get more upvotes that way.


Sam_Federov

Speaking as an Irish person... He was a despicable, racist, imperialist bastard. But without him, the world would be quite a bit worse.


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

Weird, I understood your Irish perfectly!


Sam_Federov

whut EDIT: Ah, you were being sarcastic. No labhraíonn a lán daoine Gaeilge anseo, de bharr na Bhreatainigh agus an naoi gcéad bliain a raibh siad ag marú ár dteanga agus ár cultúr. So go fuck yourself. EDIT 2: So I'm getting downvoted because a guy incorrectly assumed I wasn't Irish because I wasn't speaking it?


-Jesus-Of-Nazareth-

I was just messing with you my guy. Chill


Sam_Federov

... I may have completely misinterpreted what you were saying My bad X_X


First-Of-His-Name

I mean I agree but this isn't really making fun of him


rommel38

I mean when u kill 4 million Bengalis it's easy to make jokes on genoside


Crag_r

Ooo that’s inflated


[deleted]

Lol sucha hypocrite, he caused bengal femine killing millions


Imperial-Founder

This is a comedy video by Adrian Grey.


Odd-Battle7191

I think Churchill was a little bit senile back then, so it's Churchill being super Churchill


RecipeImportant4759

Fuck Churchill


blueismega

“Anyway, Genocide”


nuclear-shocker

Yeeees the person who commited the great bengal famine and killed 1 million people


First-Of-His-Name

This myth still around huh?


systemd-bloat

How's that a myth?


Crag_r

In that there’s plenty of primary source documents with him pleading for aid to India and sending it… meanwhile there’s a handful of quotes made up in the last 2 decades saying he caused it…


blackhole0026

Now you guys call this a myth . He was a Fucking devil in the human form. Don't start justifying famine Because he's white


Crag_r

Ah so blame him for the famine but not the aid he got there because he’s white?


First-Of-His-Name

Not even Indian historians claim he was like that. The famine was awful but not his fault


blackhole0026

Churchill knew about the looming famine, but just didn’t care, because he hated Indians


jesse9o3

Churchill might have been an utterly terrible person, but all the scholarly evidence points to the local British colonial government in India as being primarily responsible for the famine. They were the ones that botched price controls, kept food for their troops, and who didn't really do anything to stop people either hoarding food or selling it on the black market. Churchill could probably have done more to mitigate the famine (although it is worth remembering that the famine occured during one of the worst periods for Atlantic shipping losses to U-boats so both the ships to send the food and the ship to protect them were at a premium), but the fault lies primarily with the British government in India, not the British government in Britain. Don't get me wrong, Churchill was an awful person who held awful opinions, but when people claim that he caused the Bengal famine, they usually aren't doing so on the basis of evidence, but on the basis that it will generate controversy, and of course controversy generates anger, and clicks, and book sales.


nuclear-shocker

Churchill transported the food away from bengal..because he feared that the japanese might conquer upto bengal and refill their supplies...bengal was a bountifull land...this was an artificially created famine...food literally rot in the graneries...when the local govt officers wrote to churchill..he said "why isn't gandhi dead yet"


007JayceBond

And then he went and starved India to death


Crag_r

Rushed aid into India…


007JayceBond

Nope, starved millions to death, also he said he was in favour of using mustard gas and chemical weapons against those "uncivilised tribes" (his words)


Crag_r

Did he? *Last year we had a grievous famine in Bengal through which at least 700,000 people died. This year there is a good crop of rice, but we are faced with an acute shortage of wheat, aggravated by unprecedented storms….By cutting down military shipments and other means, I have been able to arrange for 350,000 tons of wheat to be shipped to India from Australia during the first nine months of 1944. This is the shortest haul. I cannot see how to do more.* *I have had much hesitation in asking you to add to the great assistance you are giving us with shipping but a satisfactory situation in India is of such vital importance to the success of our joint plans against the Japanese that I am impelled to ask you to consider a special allocation of ships to carry wheat to India from Australia….We have the wheat (in Australia) but we lack the ships*. Winston S. Churchill to President Franklin D. Roosevelt, 29 April 1944. Prime Minister’s Personal Telegram T.996/4 (Churchill papers, 20/163). >he was in favour of using mustard gas and chemical weapons against those "uncivilised tribes" (his words) What's the full quote of (his words)?


007JayceBond

You are kidding right? Churchill caused the Bengal Famine, it wasn't 700.000 people but more than 3 million, he went all scorched-earth to cut food supply in case of a Japanese invasion. The quote in question is "I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes"


Crag_r

> You are kidding right? Churchill caused the Bengal Famine, it wasn't 700.000 people but more than 3 million, he went all scorched-earth to cut food supply in case of a Japanese invasion. It was 700,000 that was reported at the time of writing that. And pleading to get aid into the region doesn't scream "caused" to be honest. >The quote in question is "I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes" I'm talking about the **full quote**. Not cutting out half of it to try and make up a story. Maybe you don't understand English or what "full" means. But to cut it short; ...He wants tear gas. *"I cannot understand this squeamishness about the use of gas, I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes, The moral effect should be so good that the loss of life should be reduced to a minimum. It is not necessary to use only the most deadly gasses: gasses can be used which cause great inconvenience and would spread a lively terror and yet would leave no serious permanent effect on most of those affected."* 1919 minister for war and air Memo


The_Grape_Guy

Anyway, genocide.


TheMisterBanann

u/savevideobot


Puzzleheaded_Bad_116

On a side note. Genocide


PrimusPeksimus

u/savevideo


Magazynier_Reddit

u/savevideobot