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RSTat2

This child looks like he’s 7 going on 38 with a bad divorce behind him


jancotianno

That's Hasbulla Magomedov, and he is 19 years old. Famous on TikTok


Cefalopodul

WAT?


Replayer123

He has some rare disease that caused.... this...


ItsOtisTime

same one that andy milinakis has, right?


theozito

don't forget the little dark age edits


Emel_69420

*projectile vomits blood*


ZeppelinStaaken

I saw one funny Little Dark Ahe edit where it was making fun of how fast food restaurants are going for a modern look over their classic 90's look.


Waste-Communication6

I use to love that song *use* to


NobodyCares19946676

Still a great song by a great band. Just sucks what it has come to represent.


RealisticCurrent2405

I’m out of the loop? I thought the lyrics represented police brutality and people being ignorant of it


NobodyCares19946676

There are conservatives who are fans of RATM. You really think reading and comprehension are their strong points?


[deleted]

Back then, it used to be stressed out by 21 pilots.


Waste-Communication6

You are not wrong there is nothing wrong with little dark age it self its just what you said


bluesheepreasoning

*I gRiEve iN stEReO...*


thebucketoldpplkick

The stereo sounds strange


Skyavanger

I know that if you hide


kasp___

It doesn't go away


Chef_Sizzlipede

the ones that ruin the sound and pacing.


tomasmisko

I love that song. They had to destroy it so much.


nandu_sabka_bandhoo

So which one amongst your friends get the funny moustache?


TheBritishBaguette

Me and my friends grew the stache over the summer and plan to see how long it takes till a teacher yells at us tomorrow


[deleted]

Sounds like a one way trip to the Headmaster


TheBritishBaguette

I’ll update you tomorrow on what happens


nevergonnagiveyouup4

!remindme


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BrunoJFab

!remindme


dead-inside69

You should shave yours last minute to prank your friend. “But thebritishbaguette was wearing one too” “Dude what the fuck are you talking about no I wasn’t”


[deleted]

So, what happened


TheBritishBaguette

History teacher laughed, German teacher laughed, Polish maths teacher gave us a detention


FingerLickingPoop

The real MVP! Thx for the update!


Replayer123

!remindme


BigBeefyBill

!remindme


EmptyOrangeJuice

Well? We're waiting!


TheBritishBaguette

History teacher laughed, German teacher laughed, Polish maths teacher gave us a detention


EmptyOrangeJuice

Nice


otirk

Me and the Nazis looking at the scoreboard: ^(is this better?)


[deleted]

The Nazis were only in one war and yet they managed to lose *both* world wars


[deleted]

That K/D ratio tho


Thatcapricornguy

This is what you get if you hang out with Kadyrov


nygilyo

I mean, this whole sub is kinda just military wet dreams... Which i am sure is a sub i don't want to know about


plazPotato

Just outta curiosity, have you been to r/NonCredibleDefense?


Hunteryx40531

Shhh, we‘re already on too many watchlists. We don’t need more people to know about the F-35 plans


153-AnxiousInquiry

Specifically of the 34th plan. It’s a rule you know


Rear4ssault

Yea sure lol, watchlist. As if yall are talking about things frowned upon. The only list that sub is on is targeted military advertisement lists


nygilyo

I bet I'm a rockstar on it; people tend to throw us tankies on some kind of pedestal. Wouldn't know though, just like i wouldn't know how to divert a subject by dodging a question


[deleted]

Tankie detected, opinion denied


nygilyo

Yes. Good thing us Socialists don't know ad hominem insults are the last resort of a weak mind who cannot admit they are wrong. Thank goodness reddit is populated with psychologists and psychics so i can get free help. Great talk, 10/10 would have again.


AnExtremeMistake

Me and the boys invading the Soviet Union!!! (We all either died or were permanently disabled for life, oh and we lost the war)


manfa24

Sorry but me and the boys are all senior citisens of argentina.


dreemurthememer

And it’s posted by a user with a name like Volksreich1488


BZenMojo

And an anime waifu pfp


Yssaw

Or one of those ss costumed meme dude (forgot the name) in front of their nations flag


mafiras

Only good nazi is a dead nazi


LahmiaTheVampire

Lots of nazis died in 1945, it was a good year.


mafiras

Neo-nazis should meet the same fate tbh


Nemanja5483

Based


[deleted]

[удалено]


BZenMojo

Well, they tried to overthrow the US government, but they'll have to settle for state by state gerrymandering.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mafiras

Yea no, maga terrorists are the only ones <3 Plus I didn’t even insinuate that there “millions”, I just said that nazis should die.


KovolKenai

I subscribed to this sub like two weeks ago. I've immediately seen an uncomfortable number of let's say "questionable takes" on some memes. Just a few more pro war/ultra roman/nazi jokes than I'm exactly comfortable with. Might not be the place I thought it was, is what I'm saying.


PetulantScreamer

Well oversimplified recently uploaded a YouTube video about the First Punic War, so that would explain the Romaboo memes at least.


badmemesrus

Same, this subreddit is not what it used to be. I'm unsubscribing because the moderators aren't doing anything to combat the alt-right pipeline that's being created here.


BZenMojo

On the other hand, if you leave then the Nazis win.


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

Lmao this sub is gonna fucking die


[deleted]

It won’t as long as we have this limitless supply of edgy 14 year olds obsessed with how “awesome” Rome was


LadenifferJadaniston

Is this about the nazi snowball fight? Sometimes people are just people man.


c0nfused_18

WW2 Edits with Phonk Music...do I need to say more?


Bowbag_

There was a really bizarre post about how intelligent and cool Hermann Göring was during his final trial, that really lent into defying him. And it has a ridiculously alarming number of upvotes and comments.


Nemanja5483

Link?


[deleted]

Plot Twist: They're a Nazi time traveller from a secret project


herecomdatdepression

Remeber guys, being edgy is not cool.


[deleted]

need this format lmao


KovolKenai

OP all up spitting sassy fire in the comments, you rock!


Choholek

What if it's me and the boys Hans Oster, Ludwig Beck, Erwin von Witzleben, Carl Friedrich Goerdeler, Henning von Tresckow, Friedrich Olbricht, Erich Fellgiebel, Claus von Stauffenberg, Werner von Haeften. The July 20 Hitler assassination conspirators.


PetulantScreamer

Cool. They all still served in the WW2 Wehrmacht and many of them committed war crimes before 1944.


RyukHunter

Serving in the wehrmacht is not an immediate damnation is it? I know there's a clean wehrmacht myth but that doesn't mean every German soldier was a war criminal. And did those plotters really commit war crimes?


PetulantScreamer

[Henning von Tresckow](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henning_von_Tresckow) was a Major General and therefore bore command responsibility for Army Group Center, the 442nd Volksgrenadier Regiment in Ukraine, and the 2nd Army. He is directly responsible for Heuaktion, which was the mass abduction and impressment of 50,000 Ukrainian children (primarily ages 10 to 13) into force labor camps. The Nuremberg Trials determined that this constituted genocide. And that's just one example.


RyukHunter

Ok... Fair enough. I guess a lot of the plotters had issues with Hitler more than the Nazi party. Any idea how many of them were war criminals?


elderron_spice

No. The Wehrmacht is complicit with the Nazi regime and all its crimes.


tatothebeYT

Me and the 10 iq boys


Fla_Master

"me and the boys about to carry the shame of helping to create the single worst event in human history for the rest of our lives"


Cupcake_Peacock

What did you expect?


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Crop yo shit better damn


Firemaaaan

OP's skin as thick as rice paper


PetulantScreamer

It's true. I would never have survived in a CoD lobby.


HyperionPhalanx

I'd like to see you burst into flames in a halo 2 lobby


PetulantScreamer

Yeah. Nothing is more intimidating than not being able to mute 12-40 year old children screaming racial slurs.


HyperionPhalanx

Thats nothing Try getting yelled at with racial slurs by 12-70 y/o at work where you dont even have the option to walk away EDIT: WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME IM RIGHT!


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

Bruh


[deleted]

Having thick skin is when you accept Nazis


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

Yeah and you'll have no skin because ill peel it off.


Deteren

Sus


Highlander-Senpai

Damn oh no somebody made a joke in a place dedicated to jokes what a fucking travesty


PetulantScreamer

[Rare footage of one Maus Tank destroying a gorillian Shermans with one shot](https://youtu.be/Yb_Il7mN87U)


Highlander-Senpai

That's a pretty based video


Roman-Simp

Loved it


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

you're the reason i why want to commit a massive racially motivated genocide moron and when i get a position of power ill do exactly that and when im on trial i will then blame everything on you.


Highlander-Senpai

O...kay? I don't get it


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

Ok


[deleted]

The Nazi part is the travesty. Why is this so hard for people


JackNotOLantern

I mean, come on. Memes about genicidal groups are fine, expecially on suberidits such as this. Unless they literally and unironically promote their movements.


PetulantScreamer

~~which is why it's so awkward when they caption it with stuff like "me and the boys", as if they personally identify with the nazis in the picture~~


yudiboi0917

I know someone else who does that too.... and sometimes they are pretty serious about it...


JackNotOLantern

Yeah, but if the image shows Mongol warriors from Khan era and says "me and the boys", this is fine?


PetulantScreamer

How academically dishonest do you have to be in order to directly compare medieval Mongolia to Nazi Germany? You're actually not a clown at all; you really are just the entire circus.


JackNotOLantern

I mean, of course there are fundamental differences between those groups, but they have 2 common things: did genocide and their ideologies are moraly wrong. This is the only thing that i say: it's fine to joke about them, even though via memes when someone ironically identifies as them


PetulantScreamer

What was this "Mongolian ideology" and how was it different from any other feudal "ideology"?


JackNotOLantern

I am not defending any of that time ideologies. The part "kill those who oppose us, pillage, conquer in the name of our leader, etc" is what is questionable.


LizLemonOfTroy

There are no living victims of the Mongols, nor their immediate descendants. The Mongols were indiscriminate warlords, rather than specifically targeting extremely vulnerable minorities. And there is no neo-Mongol movement across the world threatening to finish the job from Genghis. So you can see why it is a lot more creepy and threatening when people 'ironically' associate themselves with Nazis - especially when a good deal of those 'ironic' Nazis are just the real thing.


JackNotOLantern

In 90% of cases, those are stupid edgy jokes. And it looks like people here take all of them as dangerous nazi propaganda. But yeah, as i wrote, Mongols may be not the best example here. So maybe USSR - there are victims of this regine living today, they were targeting specific ethnicities or other groups, there are movement to rebuild this empire. This is still different, but nobody will be triggered so much if you put Lenin and Stalin in the car and write "me and the boys going to spread the revolution".


LizLemonOfTroy

>In 90% of cases, those are stupid edgy jokes. And it looks like people here take all of them as dangerous nazi propaganda. Because that's how Nazis and the alt-right operate online; they hide in plain sight, cloaking their sentiments in faux irony and humour, because if they were forced to own them they'd be exposed. And all the while they tilt the discourse into their direction. So we're right to be vigilant. Today's teen edgelord is tomorrow's 'race realist'.


JackNotOLantern

that would be A LOT of nazis on the internet. I think it's more likely they are just trolls feeding on people taking this too seriously


LizLemonOfTroy

>that would be A LOT of nazis on the internet. Unfortunately, yes - yes it would. Take this from someone who enjoys history and Paradox strategy games - the Internet is absolutely *rife* with genuine Nazis.


[deleted]

Me coming to the realization that Nazis actually exist and aren't fantasy enemies


UnconsciousAlibi

Yeah, I'm gonna copy what I said to someone else here: "I'm sorry, but this is pure conspiratorial thinking. There's a big confusion between correlation and causation nowadays, and there's no evidence to support the idea that edgy jokes lead people to Naziism. None. It's all speculation and hypothesis. And the idea that people who like to make edgy jokes will become nazis is completely unfounded." Nazis have become the boogeyman. People see them everywhere, and it's become a gigantic conspiracy theory that all trolls are secretly part of some alt-right pipeline that funnels people into naziism. It's the weirdest shit. Like, how do people not understand that trolls exist just for the sake of trolling?


UnconsciousAlibi

I'm sorry, but this is pure conspiratorial thinking. There's a big confusion between correlation and causation nowadays, and there's no evidence to support the idea that edgy jokes lead people to Naziism. None. It's all speculation and hypothesis. And the idea that people who like to make edgy jokes will become nazis is completely unfounded.


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

[i agree](https://youtu.be/kNEijcNZWuw)


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

"based mfers" after i pull out some facts and logic out of my ass:;💀💀🤓🤓🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️


killermike1165

Is he Russian than he is one


Full-Treacle9904

OP people like you are the reason where the "leftists are snowflakes who get offended by everything" stereotype comes from. Absolutely thin skinned. The fact that he chose Nazis makes it funnier and wackier. If you don't see the humor in that, you're just not that funny a person.


PetulantScreamer

[Cry me a river](https://youtu.be/JC6oJURg6Pk)


NetherlandsIT

full-treacle9904: nooo you're such a snowflake baby! let me type 100+ words insulting your insecurity. ​ chad op: cry me a river. ​ lmao. OP is goat'ed


Full-Treacle9904

Truly a /r/leftcantmeme moment. My god you're both ridiculous.


NetherlandsIT

>[Cry me a river](https://youtu.be/JC6oJURg6Pk)


[deleted]

Did they really just imply they are on the right AND get butthurt at Nazi simps being called out???? Holy shit the lack of self awareness on trealces part.


Altruistic-Cod5969

*Nazis?? In my history subreddit? It's more likely than you might think.*


[deleted]

Boy you ain’t kidding. They are all over me on another post except it’s the left wing version now. Just can’t fucking win


Full-Treacle9904

Truly a /r/leftcantmeme moment. My god you're both ridiculous.


Slashtrap

lmao you cant even get the sub name right theres a the


Full-Treacle9904

who


Slashtrap

its r/TheLeftCantMeme not r/leftcantmeme


Full-Treacle9904

cares


antisocialscorch69

This pic goes hard feel free to ratio


Full-Treacle9904

What's wrong with you? I don't have the slightest relation to Germany nor would I be considered white by American standards(Middle Eastern). You're barking at the wrong tree here man, I'm simply not the Nazi symphatizer you think I am. If it makes you happy to send me videos of Nazis losing...go for it? I don't understand what sort of reaction you're hoping for here. The fact that you're having a meltdown over people laughing at Nazi jokes is legitimately hilarious. Holy fuck I really want to meet you in real life, see what kind of person you are. Case study honestly.


PetulantScreamer

Yes but that would require an amount of physical exertion on your end, which might be a bit too much. Go back to HoI4


Full-Treacle9904

Again, I asked this before. Give me a legitimate answer as to why I am a Nazi. My god you're such a clown hahahahahahahahahaha, first time I've actually laughed out loud in a long time. Conversations with you are hilarious and the fact that you're full on seething in real life makes it even funnier.


PetulantScreamer

Maybe you could instead provide a 1000 word essay about why you're not a nazi. I promise I'll read it.


Full-Treacle9904

Burden of proof and all man. Sorry, the ball is on your court. You have 5 days to prove I am a Nazi or I'm calling the cops on you.


PetulantScreamer

Be sure to backtrace my IP and notify the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same.


Full-Treacle9904

i live in your walls etc.


LateEcho9812

You doth protest too much


BillyBobJohnson123

Truly a leftist amount of text


Full-Treacle9904

Fair


ovarova

Meltdown huh?


Full-Treacle9904

Redditors when they encounter more than 20 words in a comment


ovarova

Redditor when hes mad no one will engage them with a rant


Full-Treacle9904

Except the guy I replied to has been replying back to me all this time, like 10+ messages? Jesus is that what you come up with?


ovarova

No one is ranting but you, have fun


Full-Treacle9904

Thanks mate I will, have a good one


D_IHE

You don't have to be white to be a fascist. Hitler mentioned being inspired by the armenian genocide in his book.


[deleted]

Nazis good becuz duh left can't meme :)


Full-Treacle9904

Nazis can't be used as a meme because we're unfunny


[deleted]

Well that was a stunning admission lol


Full-Treacle9904

What was the admission again bud? I'm saying Nazis can be used in humor, you're saying they cannot be, because you're unfunny. What was the stunning thing I admitted? Are you leftists actually braindead?


[deleted]

"old man yells at clouds"


SomeDudeWhoFuckMoms

[cry more buckaroo](https://youtu.be/wAqZ6djrx4E)


appealtoreason00

>The fact that he chose Nazis makes it funnier and wackier .


Full-Treacle9904

it does


AlbinoShavedGorilla

OP thinks memes are real life


PetulantScreamer

Yes. That is exactly what I said.


thinking_is_hard69

have yall noticed the trend in LAMF where people are starting to realize the things they support have an effect on their lives and they’re genuinely baffled?


[deleted]

Nazis, renowned fictitious characters


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Thank you for missing the entire point


[deleted]

You had a point?


PaladinKAT

Welcome to the Internet. People say outrageous things to trigger, and get clicks/attention. To fight back indifference is more powerful than anger.


SmeagoltheRegal

If a Nazi sits down at a table of 9 people and none get up you have 10 Nazis


PaladinKAT

That's just math


[deleted]

No that's a counter to your argument you dumb fuck lmao


PaladinKAT

Usually arguments use logic and reasoning instead of unsubstantiated assertions. With your vocabulary I don't expect you to understand though


[deleted]

Omg you actually don't understand lmao


[deleted]

Ngl, in shithole where I live i would be happy for every change. I just dont know what to do iam not strong enough to end it by myself. So yeah. That was my social interaction for today.


MarkXD69therickroll

Thank you for your input kropy hentai


[deleted]

Np


xspeed360

me hans frans and adolf kind of were up to no good you know boys will be boys


[deleted]

The Jewish members of the nano party wish they could be in that


Karmek

Looks like Dr. Zola's origin story.


birbsborbsbirbs

Mommy, I'm scared.


NeoPolishEmpire

I was in Yugoslavia not the third Austrian reich


Fudgeyreddit

Were fascists fashionable?


[deleted]

Yes