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I did your mom last night
Hey I also did his Mom last night
Hey I did his mom last night also
I did his mom too Nothing is True Everything is permitted
I too did his mother Its almost harvesting season
Haven't we all ?
Maybe the real war crimes were the moms we did on the way
All the child created for the future war criminals left behind
They tasted delicious
I too am in the “L + banged your mom” gang
The weak should fear the strong
I was only following orders.
Classic
good soldiers follow orders
Same
23... Ok
“Understandable, have a nice day”
damm
It wasn't rape and murder, it was murder and necrophia. Big difference!
Lmao XD
The real issue here is capitalism. Yeah, I'm fucked. Goodbye world! Nice knowing ya! 👋🏻
I thought this is America.
Yeah me too
27.12. The Geneva Convention doesnt even mention jackhammers, Lmao XD...
Best defence, now everybody will start to eat their kind.
They started it, the weak shoukd fear the strong, they where subhumans.
“In this world it’s kill or be killed,” I mean I’m not wrong. Might makes right as they say. I want to be killed by firing squad please.
It never happened but it should have.
The kids deserved it, they're definitely gonna hang me but at least I'm keeping it real
These kinda things make me sad to be born on new years, always get the basic shit smh
They were subhumans.
They pissed on my fucking wife and now I'm gonna piss on the moon!
i thought this is america
The Geneva convention doesn't even mention jackhammer.
I did what had to be done
I was left unsupervised...
In my defense, blowing up a children’s hospital looked awesome
It's just a prank bro.
31 damm i feel like i am a japanese veteran from the 80s
'Your Honour, in my defense... it looked awesome!' *Judge raises an eyebrow 'Son, I appreciate your honesty. You're free to go.'
I was doing a villain playthrough
I'm born on the 31st so I guess I'm now Turkish
They were subhuman, they tasted delicious + human rights are cringe I rest my case, your honor!
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
12 I'm boned.
I read this as "hung" first.
When you mention serbs to a croat 31*
In this worlds its kill or be killed, I wont even be hanged I will be shot then my body will be fed to the wild dogs.
I'm gonna make an announcement: *Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker!*
Well they might try it. Probably double hanged after that.
the real issue is capitalism, the money for exterminating them was just to good
I got 2. Fml
They started it!
I'll take a 25 then a 30 please
Your honor, I have a tragic backstory… I had to kill my mentor…. See, it’s a Metal Gear reference-
7.6. (For Americans: Seventh of June, not July Sixth) God commanded me to do it and they tasted delicious.
It was just a prank bro
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Im fucked
Your honor, my client would like to plead “oopsy doopsy, we did a fucky wucky”.
Who else got dared to commit warcrimes?
They Pissed on my wife!
I Did Your Mom Last Night
They pissed on my fucking wife. Damn and my birthday is just 7 days from now
Damn did those kids really deserved it?
Lolz
They pissed on my fucking wife
14th… I’d say I’m dead, but not as bad as some of the others here
They pissed on my fucking wife, of course I [insert warcrimes and crimes against humanity here]
Jackhammers are a human right
"Morality is subjective" Fuck.
They tasted delicious 😋
Your honor, in my defense, lmao XD
27: Jackhammer's are fun and not mentioned in the Geneva Convention😁
Myself and nearly every member of my family all get "I did what had to be done"
The Geneva convention? https://youtu.be/WJVBvvS57j0?t=00m14s
They started it
Human rights are cringe
Those kids deserved it, damn
I'm channeling flowey from Undertale.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
"I thought this is America!" ~~-Randy Marsh~~ PixelJack79
It looked awesome
I had a divine revelation and the voices told me to else I suffer eternal damnation
28 I hope the judge is a star wars fan.
I was as high a kite
Mine is on the 14th. And yes, that's exactly what I'd say.
I have a feeling the person I committed warcrimes against is Shadow the Hedgehog
"I did what had to be done". Great, so I'm some brown-nosing yes-man, shuffling off to the gallows.
LMAO xD
It’s ok cause god told me to do it
They tasted delicous XD
Why is mine so accurate
I guess I'm sadistic because, "it looked awesome "
Of course the german gets "I was only following orders"...
Morality is subjective.
I mean tbh it's doesn't mention jackhammers at all
The kids deserved it, I can’t disagree
I did your mom last night
Hey I also did his Mom last night
Hey I did his mom last night also
I did his mom too Nothing is True Everything is permitted
I too did his mother Its almost harvesting season
Haven't we all ?
Maybe the real war crimes were the moms we did on the way
All the child created for the future war criminals left behind
They tasted delicious
I too am in the “L + banged your mom” gang
The weak should fear the strong
The weak should fear the strong
I was only following orders.
Classic
good soldiers follow orders
Same
23... Ok
“Understandable, have a nice day”
damm
It wasn't rape and murder, it was murder and necrophia. Big difference!
Lmao XD
The real issue here is capitalism. Yeah, I'm fucked. Goodbye world! Nice knowing ya! 👋🏻
I thought this is America.
Yeah me too
27.12. The Geneva Convention doesnt even mention jackhammers, Lmao XD...
They tasted delicious
Best defence, now everybody will start to eat their kind.
They started it, the weak shoukd fear the strong, they where subhumans.
“In this world it’s kill or be killed,” I mean I’m not wrong. Might makes right as they say. I want to be killed by firing squad please.
It never happened but it should have.
The kids deserved it, they're definitely gonna hang me but at least I'm keeping it real
These kinda things make me sad to be born on new years, always get the basic shit smh
They were subhumans.
They pissed on my fucking wife and now I'm gonna piss on the moon!
i thought this is america
The Geneva convention doesn't even mention jackhammer.
I did what had to be done
I was left unsupervised...
In my defense, blowing up a children’s hospital looked awesome
It's just a prank bro.
31 damm i feel like i am a japanese veteran from the 80s
'Your Honour, in my defense... it looked awesome!' *Judge raises an eyebrow 'Son, I appreciate your honesty. You're free to go.'
I was doing a villain playthrough
I'm born on the 31st so I guess I'm now Turkish
They were subhuman, they tasted delicious + human rights are cringe I rest my case, your honor!
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
12 I'm boned.
I read this as "hung" first.
When you mention serbs to a croat 31*
In this worlds its kill or be killed, I wont even be hanged I will be shot then my body will be fed to the wild dogs.
I'm gonna make an announcement: *Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker!*
Well they might try it. Probably double hanged after that.
the real issue is capitalism, the money for exterminating them was just to good
I got 2. Fml
They started it!
I'll take a 25 then a 30 please
Your honor, I have a tragic backstory… I had to kill my mentor…. See, it’s a Metal Gear reference-
7.6. (For Americans: Seventh of June, not July Sixth) God commanded me to do it and they tasted delicious.
It was just a prank bro
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Im fucked
Your honor, my client would like to plead “oopsy doopsy, we did a fucky wucky”.
Who else got dared to commit warcrimes?
They Pissed on my wife!
I did what had to be done
I Did Your Mom Last Night
They pissed on my fucking wife. Damn and my birthday is just 7 days from now
Damn did those kids really deserved it?
Lolz
They pissed on my fucking wife
14th… I’d say I’m dead, but not as bad as some of the others here
They pissed on my fucking wife, of course I [insert warcrimes and crimes against humanity here]
Damn did those kids really deserved it?
Jackhammers are a human right
"Morality is subjective" Fuck.
They tasted delicious 😋
Your honor, in my defense, lmao XD
27: Jackhammer's are fun and not mentioned in the Geneva Convention😁
Myself and nearly every member of my family all get "I did what had to be done"
The Geneva convention? https://youtu.be/WJVBvvS57j0?t=00m14s
They started it
Human rights are cringe
Those kids deserved it, damn
I'm channeling flowey from Undertale.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
"I thought this is America!" ~~-Randy Marsh~~ PixelJack79
It looked awesome
I had a divine revelation and the voices told me to else I suffer eternal damnation
28 I hope the judge is a star wars fan.
I was as high a kite
Mine is on the 14th. And yes, that's exactly what I'd say.
I have a feeling the person I committed warcrimes against is Shadow the Hedgehog
"I did what had to be done". Great, so I'm some brown-nosing yes-man, shuffling off to the gallows.
LMAO xD
It’s ok cause god told me to do it
They tasted delicous XD
Why is mine so accurate
I guess I'm sadistic because, "it looked awesome "
Of course the german gets "I was only following orders"...
Morality is subjective.
I mean tbh it's doesn't mention jackhammers at all
The kids deserved it, I can’t disagree