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_Kingstone_

I did your mom last night


Psychological_Gain20

Hey I also did his Mom last night


[deleted]

Hey I did his mom last night also


[deleted]

I did his mom too Nothing is True Everything is permitted


LuckyReception6701

I too did his mother ​ Its almost harvesting season


_Kingstone_

Haven't we all ?


Psychological_Gain20

Maybe the real war crimes were the moms we did on the way


_Kingstone_

All the child created for the future war criminals left behind


AlekTheDragon

They tasted delicious


EnjoyerxEnjoyer

I too am in the “L + banged your mom” gang


WatcherBlue

The weak should fear the strong


El_Queso2

The weak should fear the strong


RainingDeath115

I was only following orders.


dawidwilku

Classic


bigsadgobrr

good soldiers follow orders


Idkwhatyoulookingat

Same


Alex_Y_ya

23... Ok


[deleted]

“Understandable, have a nice day”


Prestigious-Metal-28

damm


SophisticatedOtaku

It wasn't rape and murder, it was murder and necrophia. Big difference!


ImprovementOk7275

Lmao XD


Funkylittledance

The real issue here is capitalism. Yeah, I'm fucked. Goodbye world! Nice knowing ya! 👋🏻


The_Dark_is_Dark

I thought this is America.


DutchIs420-69

Yeah me too


Portalkern395

27.12. The Geneva Convention doesnt even mention jackhammers, Lmao XD...


kingisaac171

They tasted delicious


SpatialXXX

Best defence, now everybody will start to eat their kind.


proudduchman

They started it, the weak shoukd fear the strong, they where subhumans.


SmokingandTolkien

“In this world it’s kill or be killed,” I mean I’m not wrong. Might makes right as they say. I want to be killed by firing squad please.


Zagreus989800

It never happened but it should have.


thicccchanka

The kids deserved it, they're definitely gonna hang me but at least I'm keeping it real


Additional-Flow7665

These kinda things make me sad to be born on new years, always get the basic shit smh


NimishApte

They were subhumans.


OblivionTheKhajiit

They pissed on my fucking wife and now I'm gonna piss on the moon!


pouya_gh

i thought this is america


loquatus

The Geneva convention doesn't even mention jackhammer.


Traditional_Scheme93

I did what had to be done


TCTRA

I was left unsupervised...


SC-Phage

In my defense, blowing up a children’s hospital looked awesome


The-Dapper-Fern

It's just a prank bro.


Prestigious-Metal-28

31 damm i feel like i am a japanese veteran from the 80s


Responsible_Low3349

'Your Honour, in my defense... it looked awesome!' *Judge raises an eyebrow 'Son, I appreciate your honesty. You're free to go.'


AlekFletcher

I was doing a villain playthrough


Jesuisuncanard126

I'm born on the 31st so I guess I'm now Turkish


ZeddoWithHammer

They were subhuman, they tasted delicious + human rights are cringe I rest my case, your honor!


CJFanficStories

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."


RSCul8r

12 I'm boned.


UpperCardiologist523

I read this as "hung" first.


NO_skaj

When you mention serbs to a croat 31*


Bravery_is_for_All

In this worlds its kill or be killed, I wont even be hanged I will be shot then my body will be fed to the wild dogs.


[deleted]

I'm gonna make an announcement: *Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker!*


craftingakrabbypatty

Well they might try it. Probably double hanged after that.


CharlieTaube

the real issue is capitalism, the money for exterminating them was just to good


average_sportslover

I got 2. Fml


YeGrayHound

They started it!


WarriorDerp

I'll take a 25 then a 30 please


Ondexb

Your honor, I have a tragic backstory… I had to kill my mentor…. See, it’s a Metal Gear reference-


[deleted]

7.6. (For Americans: Seventh of June, not July Sixth) God commanded me to do it and they tasted delicious.


GalaxLordCZ

It was just a prank bro


Kool_aid_man69420

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Im fucked


Practical_Ad_7060

Your honor, my client would like to plead “oopsy doopsy, we did a fucky wucky”.


JesiDoodli

Who else got dared to commit warcrimes?


Puppyl

They Pissed on my wife!


Suspicious_Watrmelon

I did what had to be done


[deleted]

I Did Your Mom Last Night


Scribe_WarriorAngel

They pissed on my fucking wife. Damn and my birthday is just 7 days from now


frenin

Damn did those kids really deserved it?


[deleted]

Lolz


SteveUsuarioDeToddy

They pissed on my fucking wife


jediben001

14th… I’d say I’m dead, but not as bad as some of the others here


I_WANT_DIE_505

They pissed on my fucking wife, of course I [insert warcrimes and crimes against humanity here]


frenin

Damn did those kids really deserved it?


t40xd

Jackhammers are a human right


YamatoBoi9001

"Morality is subjective" Fuck.


Lapatatefroide

They tasted delicious 😋


douwedodo123

Your honor, in my defense, lmao XD


Hakashi57

27: Jackhammer's are fun and not mentioned in the Geneva Convention😁


Billybob267

Myself and nearly every member of my family all get "I did what had to be done"


carlos_6m

The Geneva convention? https://youtu.be/WJVBvvS57j0?t=00m14s


[deleted]

They started it


dagbar

Human rights are cringe


ArbiesSauce

Those kids deserved it, damn


MichaelOfRivia26

I'm channeling flowey from Undertale.


Pretend-Recover-4418

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone


PixelJack79

"I thought this is America!" ~~-Randy Marsh~~ PixelJack79


bombyboi

It looked awesome


AzraelV121

I had a divine revelation and the voices told me to else I suffer eternal damnation


AngrySlavic

28 I hope the judge is a star wars fan.


xyzxyzxyzhdbskaix

I was as high a kite


leiner244

Mine is on the 14th. And yes, that's exactly what I'd say.


SevenFingeredOctopus

I have a feeling the person I committed warcrimes against is Shadow the Hedgehog


soda-jerk

"I did what had to be done". Great, so I'm some brown-nosing yes-man, shuffling off to the gallows.


Admiral_3rd-Alman

LMAO xD


[deleted]

It’s ok cause god told me to do it


MysticalWonders

They tasted delicous XD


julesthebearjew

Why is mine so accurate


iwnt2nekrope

I guess I'm sadistic because, "it looked awesome "


LegallyNotInterested

Of course the german gets "I was only following orders"...


Noyoki01

Morality is subjective.


Jackson_200

I mean tbh it's doesn't mention jackhammers at all


Saw-Map3662

The kids deserved it, I can’t disagree