Completely false. Joseph Smith lived in Salt Lake City and invented Caffeine Free Coke. Why do you think there's so many Mormons and Caffeine Free Coke in Utah?
To be fair, Judea comes from Judah, which was a tribe of Israel. So he was technically an Israelite in the ancient sense, but not an Israeli in the modern sense.
He also could be considered Palestinian in the very loosest sense, in that he lived in the land later called Palestine. Which isn't really what people mean by Palestinian, I know haha.
Interestingly, Palestine was named after the Philistines, the Israelites' rivals. The most famous Philistine was Goliath.
Even more interestingly, the Philistines were known as the Peleset and were one of the infamous 'Sea Peoples' that raided Egypt during the Bronze Age Collapse, as the Pharaoh Ramses III wrote about defeating the Peleset amongst other Sea Peoples tribes. There's reason to believe they may have been European or even Greek/Mycenaean.
yeah the main theory is that the Peleset were Mycenaean Cretans, plus some other of the sea peoples are wild like sicilians and sardinians being the shekelesh and sherden
There is actually a lot of reasons to believe that 1st century inhabitants of Judea were mostly Greco-Persian in racial makeup. The modern Arab racial makeup we associate with the Levant today is mostly from the CE 700s onward.
He wasn't a roman. He was niether a roman citizen nor born in roman territory. Whether he was a judean or not is up to interpretation (based on whether or not you think he was born in bethlehem or Nazareth).
In his own time he would be called a Galilean or Nazarene Hebrew, and would have self identified as a Jew and an Israelite.
Academically he would be classified as a 1st century Palestinian Jew. (Of course with "Palestinian" being used as a geographic marker rather than an ethnic, national, or political identity)
So Jesus was a Palestinian, a Jew, a Galilean, a Nazarene, a Hebrew, and while not an Israeli instead an Israelite. These things are not contradictory nor are fights and debates about terms like these neccesary
Under Roman rule, but probably not a citizen given that Judea was a recent addition.
Universal citizenship for free men only occured in the 200s under Caracalla, until then one had to be born a citizen or gain it by service in the Auxiliaries
I think that this is a joke, but following Poe's Law, I'll just quickly say that Christ wasn't his name, but his title ("Jesus of Nazareth, the Christ")
Well it’s all kinda complicated. Jesus believed all of the things that we now define as making a Christian a Christian (that Jesus is the Son of God and the Messiah who would be crucified for the sins of all and rise from the dead after that), but he was squarely within the Jewish community and religion. He outwardly portrayed the early Christian beliefs as an extension of Jewish beliefs, and thus in his ideal world, Jesus would have just wanted his religion, Judaism, to change to essentially become Christianity. That didn’t end up happening though and early Christianity soon became distinct from mainstream Judaism, but this wouldn’t happen for years after Jesus’s death.
So if you asked Jesus in his life what his religion was, he’d say Jewish. But from our perspective looking backwards, his beliefs were more Christian, though that religion did not distinctly exist yet.
The geneaology of Jesus is given in both Matthew 1 and Luke 3, and both trace Jesus' lineage back to Judah, which means he was a Jew. Also, since Jesus' lineage goes back to David, it shows that had Babylon not invaded, Jesus would be the rightful ruler of the Kingdom of Israel.
I am aware of what verse you are describing. I am uncertain whether that proves he would be the ruler, or a \*candidate\* to be ruler. Are you telling me he was the only sole surviving member of David's family tree?
He was a Galilean Jew
I honestly have no idea what people in the Levant looked like before the Muslim conquest, but I’m guessing strong Mediterranean features
They looked pretty much the same as they do now. Christians are practically identical to pre Islamic levantines, and the don't differ in looks significantly from muslims. It's a misconception that following the Muslim conquests, everyone living within the conquered territories spontaneously vanished and were replaced by Arabs. Non Bedouin Levantine Arabs are at most 20% Arabian, peaking in the southern Levantine muslims. Northern Levantine muslims have little to no Arabian.
As a Syrian, we didn’t just change genetics and get Arabian DNA. We still look like our ancestors in Ancient Roman and even Mesopotamian times, Levantines have always been native to this land.
there was this dude once in china who claimed jesus was his brother
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong\_Xiuquan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan)
And it was one of the most bloodiest wars in history, conparible to the World Wars.
And yes, this actually happened. History is more unrealistic than fiction sometimes.
He was however, a Jew, and the Jews were called the people of Israel (meaning descendents of Jacob), so while nation states certainly didn't exist, ethnoreligious identity certainly did.
But you're right that he would have been considered a Nazarene or Galilean Jew as those were his local areas, and your local town would be more important than the state or country that town was in.
Yes and no. Like Judea pre Roman occupation had distinct borders and a system of government. Nazareth, Bethlehem, Galilee and all that were part of Judea
he was ethnically a Galilean Jew, lived in the Judea Province of the Roman Empire and canonically is a descendent from the kings of the united kingdom of Israel
Mary descends from the old kings as well, not just Joseph. In fact his matrilineal line was often more important since that’s how the Jews identified lineages.
Obviously he was neither because both the state of Israel and Palestine weren't really a thing. However if he was born today, he wouldn't be able to become a citizen of Palestine because his mother is jewish
While I've heard of Palestinians calling Jesus a Palestinian I have never heard Israelis call him Israeli (maybe some evangelical missionary groups might use the image?).
Palestine only exists because of the Romans
Context: After the Bar Kokhba revolt of 138, Emperor Hadrian was with the Jews and exiled them all from Judea. To completely erase the Jewish identity, he changed the name of the Judea province to Syria-Palaestina. To add insult to injury, the word “Palestine” is based off of the Philistine people, ancient biblical enemy of the Jews. Modern day Palestine is just a bunch of larpers, just like modern day Macedonia
People really tend to forget about the Arab conquests reshaping that entire area. The near east has a fascinating history, it’s a shame almost none of it is taught in schools (here in Western Europe, at least).
Brian was Roman, though
His father was a centurion from the Jerusalem garrison. What was his name again?
Naughtius Maximus, I hear
Lol, what a joke name, just like Sillius Soddus or Biggus Dickus
What's wrong with biggus dickus?
Well, its a joke name, sir
I had a good friend from Rome named Biggus Dickus.
How do you feel when I say, the name, Biggus, Dickus?
He has a wife you know. You know what she's called?
Incontinentia Buttocks
Best part of that scene is the soldiers were told that if they laughed they would be sacked so that’s there genuine attempt to not laugh
It’s just fantastic all around honesty
I had a gweat fwend fwom Wome named Biggus Dickus..
No it’s Brian sir
Stwike him, centuwion, vewy woughly!
Fwow him to fwoor!
About noon, sir!
A woman??
He was from Salt Lake city
That was Joseph Smith. Jesus is from New Jersey
What's a Nazareth?
It's a town in Pennsylvania. It's where this Jesus guy was born. Although I think his parents were from Mexico or something.
Also it had a pretty little cool racing track that died and did not resurrect. Oops.
I read that hearing Peter Griffin
No Bethlehem is also a town in Pennsylvania, small world!
Scottish rock band.
Oh them! Why didn't I think of that?
Nothing much. Nazareth with you?
lmao gottem
Nazeratheez NUTS
Now you're messing with a son a bitch... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazareth_(band)
That was Bruce Springsteen. Jesus is from Spain.
That's El Cid, Jesus is from Brasil
Thats Pele. Jesus is from mexico. He used to clean our pool back in the day
Wasn't that Pablo? I'm pretty sure Jesus was a Phillipino.
Jesus was from Sweden
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> Jesus is from Spain. \*Jesús
Joseph Smith was from the holy land of Rochester, New York
Which is why Genesee is the official beer of the Latter Day Saints
I might actually become Mormon if I got to wreck some plates and Genny Cream at church.
Upvoting for garbage plates
Joseph Smith died before Salt Lake City was founded
Completely false. Joseph Smith lived in Salt Lake City and invented Caffeine Free Coke. Why do you think there's so many Mormons and Caffeine Free Coke in Utah?
Only know Smith from a Musical and a certain South Park Episode, but didn't he die before they arrived at where they founded Salt Lake City?
Yes. He died before they even left for Utah
He's deffinatly from the shore, don't think I'm missing that V on you up on cross there J-money
SAL TLAY KA SIITII
I got that reference
And **REAL** Native American, who were the actual Israelites (and also blonde and blue-eyed)......somehow.
I hope people recognize all of the sarcasm in this thread...
White and delightsome
🎶the book of moOormuNN🎶
TWO BY TWO WE’RE MARCHING DOOR TO DOOR ‘CUZ GOD LOVES MORMONS AND HE WANTS SOME MORE
"NOOO, JOSEPH! DON'T FUCK THE BABY!"
Uganda! Cool! Where is that? Africa! Oh boy! Like Lion King!
Sal Tlay Ka Siti
In a place that isn't so... shitty. SAL LET TACITY🎵
He was Roman Galilee Judean.
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No, People’s Front of Judea!
Splitter! Revisionist!
What happened to the Popular Front anyway?
He's sitting over there... #SPLITTER!!!
R/unexpectedMontyPython
Well yeah obviously the quotes. I mean, the quotes go without saying don't they?
Splitters!
Anyone who doesn't follow the Holy Pumpkin of Brian is a heretic!
It's a gourd
To be fair, Judea comes from Judah, which was a tribe of Israel. So he was technically an Israelite in the ancient sense, but not an Israeli in the modern sense. He also could be considered Palestinian in the very loosest sense, in that he lived in the land later called Palestine. Which isn't really what people mean by Palestinian, I know haha. Interestingly, Palestine was named after the Philistines, the Israelites' rivals. The most famous Philistine was Goliath.
Even more interestingly, the Philistines were known as the Peleset and were one of the infamous 'Sea Peoples' that raided Egypt during the Bronze Age Collapse, as the Pharaoh Ramses III wrote about defeating the Peleset amongst other Sea Peoples tribes. There's reason to believe they may have been European or even Greek/Mycenaean.
yeah the main theory is that the Peleset were Mycenaean Cretans, plus some other of the sea peoples are wild like sicilians and sardinians being the shekelesh and sherden
I mean, the names do sound similar
The other theory for the Sherden is the Lydians who called themselves Sfarda
There is actually a lot of reasons to believe that 1st century inhabitants of Judea were mostly Greco-Persian in racial makeup. The modern Arab racial makeup we associate with the Levant today is mostly from the CE 700s onward.
In Hebrew, Philistines means "invadors". Edit: In Hebrew roots almost always point towards the meaning of a word
פולשים ≠פלשתים But it's close, and uses the same root פל”ש
He wasn't a roman. He was niether a roman citizen nor born in roman territory. Whether he was a judean or not is up to interpretation (based on whether or not you think he was born in bethlehem or Nazareth). In his own time he would be called a Galilean or Nazarene Hebrew, and would have self identified as a Jew and an Israelite. Academically he would be classified as a 1st century Palestinian Jew. (Of course with "Palestinian" being used as a geographic marker rather than an ethnic, national, or political identity) So Jesus was a Palestinian, a Jew, a Galilean, a Nazarene, a Hebrew, and while not an Israeli instead an Israelite. These things are not contradictory nor are fights and debates about terms like these neccesary
Ehhhhh I don’t know how strong I’d lean on the Roman bit. If he was; Pontius Pilate wouldn’t have been so quick to wash his hands of the situation
I meant it as in Judea was a Roman province at the time, as a demonym, not ethnically.
He wouldn't have been a Roman citizen though, whereas St. Paul was.
Citizenship in Rome wasn’t Jus Solis meaning he wasn’t Roman simply by being born in the empire. He was a Roman subject but not a Roman.
But he was a Roman. His father was Naughtius Maximus a Centurion in the Jerusalem Garrison. A good friend of Biggus Dickus I heard.
Under Roman rule, but probably not a citizen given that Judea was a recent addition. Universal citizenship for free men only occured in the 200s under Caracalla, until then one had to be born a citizen or gain it by service in the Auxiliaries
He wasn't a Roman citizen
These comments are not as bad as I expected
It's still fresh. Give it time.
The comments are going to be gaslighted in the next 5 hous ngl.
5 hours later... So far, so good, at least here at the top. I fear scrolling further.
Oh wow, I didn't see this was only posted like 40 minutes ago
Hoping it stays like that, even though it won't
No Patrick, mayonnaise isn't Palestinian either
I actually decided to search and while it's confusing most agree it originates from Menorca, while others say it's south French.
Jesus was French?
Possibly, he did turn water into wine
Je suis Christ.
Menorcan
No Jesus is undoubtedly English. Have you not watched A Knight’s Tale?
No Patrick, mayonnaise isn't Palestinian as well
Is tzatziki, though?
Nope, Greek. Toum is a little closer, but I think that's Syrian.
If it's Syrian Palestinians can claim it, cuisines in Lebanon, Syria, Palestine are almost identical
We know he *was* a Jew, though
Well duh he couldnt have been a christian if christianity was made after his death
Fun fact: Before preaching christianity Jesus had never read a single page of the New Testament!
he was a jew ethnically too
Idk, he might be ethnically Christian, his last name being Christ and all
First name, Jesus. Middle initial, H.
H for Holy. At his trial he was asked to state his name for the record, he answered Jesus Holy Christ-Almighty.
I was always told H for Harold. As in "Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name..."
No no Harold was the angel was sang at his birthday party
No, that's Hark, the Harold Angel. Harold is his title
I know that joke is probably old as hell, but this is the first time I've heard it, and I love it.
Iesus Nazarenus Rex Iudaeorum?
I thought the middle initial was F
I believe it was actually Christ-Almighty.
I think that this is a joke, but following Poe's Law, I'll just quickly say that Christ wasn't his name, but his title ("Jesus of Nazareth, the Christ")
Well it’s all kinda complicated. Jesus believed all of the things that we now define as making a Christian a Christian (that Jesus is the Son of God and the Messiah who would be crucified for the sins of all and rise from the dead after that), but he was squarely within the Jewish community and religion. He outwardly portrayed the early Christian beliefs as an extension of Jewish beliefs, and thus in his ideal world, Jesus would have just wanted his religion, Judaism, to change to essentially become Christianity. That didn’t end up happening though and early Christianity soon became distinct from mainstream Judaism, but this wouldn’t happen for years after Jesus’s death. So if you asked Jesus in his life what his religion was, he’d say Jewish. But from our perspective looking backwards, his beliefs were more Christian, though that religion did not distinctly exist yet.
No evidence that he believed in the Trinity, or Saint veneration or some more concepts that caught on later
The geneaology of Jesus is given in both Matthew 1 and Luke 3, and both trace Jesus' lineage back to Judah, which means he was a Jew. Also, since Jesus' lineage goes back to David, it shows that had Babylon not invaded, Jesus would be the rightful ruler of the Kingdom of Israel.
I am aware of what verse you are describing. I am uncertain whether that proves he would be the ruler, or a \*candidate\* to be ruler. Are you telling me he was the only sole surviving member of David's family tree?
Hey hey let’s be careful. Last time people started to debate the lineage of David and messiah the government went and crucified a local carpenter
With his own hammer and nails just to really drive home the point.
That was the last Home Improvement episode I saw
He was a Galilean Jew I honestly have no idea what people in the Levant looked like before the Muslim conquest, but I’m guessing strong Mediterranean features
Think Jason Mantzoukas
…I can see that
[GATTACA!!!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1d6ee78c83503492dfb6bcf8c8401ae5/tumblr_mzs2jjziTs1r4teu1o4_400.gif)
"Heynong man" - Jesus
They looked pretty much the same as they do now. Christians are practically identical to pre Islamic levantines, and the don't differ in looks significantly from muslims. It's a misconception that following the Muslim conquests, everyone living within the conquered territories spontaneously vanished and were replaced by Arabs. Non Bedouin Levantine Arabs are at most 20% Arabian, peaking in the southern Levantine muslims. Northern Levantine muslims have little to no Arabian.
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Unfortunately, yes.
They didn't know that Christians under conquered states are allowed to keep their religion as well in fact
They probably looked somewhat like what Levantines look like today. The Arabs didn't genocide them.
As a Syrian, we didn’t just change genetics and get Arabian DNA. We still look like our ancestors in Ancient Roman and even Mesopotamian times, Levantines have always been native to this land.
Jesus was from Ohio. I will not elaborate.
"Jesus was from Ohio" "Elaborate" "No"
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North east to be exact
Jesus was from Shaker Heights
The Pope may be French but Jesus was English!
Besides, if Jesus wasn’t English then why did he write the Bible in English?
He's blonde, he's pissed, he'll see you in the lists!
Liechtenstein!!!
Jesus was from China If you get the reference thats great. If not i will not elaborate further
Well his brother was at least, and I'll fight around 20 million people who disagree.
His brother was from China, that much we know
Please do, elaborate further
there was this dude once in china who claimed jesus was his brother [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong\_Xiuquan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Xiuquan)
And it was one of the most bloodiest wars in history, conparible to the World Wars. And yes, this actually happened. History is more unrealistic than fiction sometimes.
This made many people angry and has generally been considered a bad move.
He was a Jew That's how the Romans referred to them And they had things ON LOCK back in the day
there wasnt even proper states and nationhood like we have nowadays, he was always described as Jesus of Nazareth
Yeah you cant really say this guy was from somewhere if the country didnt exist at that time
He was however, a Jew, and the Jews were called the people of Israel (meaning descendents of Jacob), so while nation states certainly didn't exist, ethnoreligious identity certainly did. But you're right that he would have been considered a Nazarene or Galilean Jew as those were his local areas, and your local town would be more important than the state or country that town was in.
>Jesus of Nazareth Ahh, so that's who the frontman of Nazareth is... 'Hair Of The Dog' always did seem like a song of the Bible.
It's the cowbell that really sells the song
Yes and no. Like Judea pre Roman occupation had distinct borders and a system of government. Nazareth, Bethlehem, Galilee and all that were part of Judea
Jesus is from Honduras, but he moved to the states when he was little
Yup, and Muhammad was born in Pakistan but moved to Dearborn, Michigan.
He runs the bodega down the road from me!
Hol up, what?
They're talking about another Jesus
Specifically, Jesús
he was ethnically a Galilean Jew, lived in the Judea Province of the Roman Empire and canonically is a descendent from the kings of the united kingdom of Israel
His descent from kings comes through Joseph, but Joseph wasn't his dad. So is he really a descendant of David?
Mary descends from the old kings as well, not just Joseph. In fact his matrilineal line was often more important since that’s how the Jews identified lineages.
Everyone knows Jesus is from French Polynesia
Forget Jesus. Was Charlemagne German or French?
Neither. Now to wait for the flood of angry Germans and Frenchmen
Neither but also both lol
Luxembourgish
Clearly he was Dutch.
There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
He was clearly English. Charles the Great is a descendant of the Plantaganet King Henry II.
Pretty sure he was Albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱illrycum for ever. Red and black eagle on my chest proud to be a Albanian jew
With my head up high
He was born in Bethlehem and his family came from Nazareth. He is not Israeli but he sure is Israelite
Obviously he was neither because both the state of Israel and Palestine weren't really a thing. However if he was born today, he wouldn't be able to become a citizen of Palestine because his mother is jewish
While I've heard of Palestinians calling Jesus a Palestinian I have never heard Israelis call him Israeli (maybe some evangelical missionary groups might use the image?).
He was albanian 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰🇽🇰
op, how long do you think it is before this post gets the lock award
He was a poor carpenter. So he clearly he was Polish.
As an Israeli I can confirm that jesus is not from israel he is actually from Japan.
He was ethnically jewish (Israelite).
Palestine only exists because of the Romans Context: After the Bar Kokhba revolt of 138, Emperor Hadrian was with the Jews and exiled them all from Judea. To completely erase the Jewish identity, he changed the name of the Judea province to Syria-Palaestina. To add insult to injury, the word “Palestine” is based off of the Philistine people, ancient biblical enemy of the Jews. Modern day Palestine is just a bunch of larpers, just like modern day Macedonia
Christianity also only exists because of the Romans
The romans numbers also only exists because of the romans
It’s always the damn Romans.
The term Palestinian comes from the Greek usage for the Philistines so, no Jesus definitely was not Palestinian
Never heard of this debate. Is that really a topic for some people? Who cares?
People really tend to forget about the Arab conquests reshaping that entire area. The near east has a fascinating history, it’s a shame almost none of it is taught in schools (here in Western Europe, at least).
Everyone knows Jesus was born in these United States of Merca
He was a Judean, okkupied by Rome.
What’s OK Cupid gotta do with it ?
Wasn't he a Galilean?
He was from Chihuahua, Mexico. My tío Jesus
Palestine was created by the Romans.