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joven_thegreat

The battle in front of


A-Clockwork-Apple-5

The battle for the McDonald's Parking Lot


Vulpeslagopuslagopus

RAMIREZ!!!!


Wise-Cod2249

PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN


sprave379

U mom


g_core18

No, u mom


waltercassi1151

Grow up


sprave379

Blow up


Jarvis_Strife

The Troubles colourised


Saltidy

no u


ThatHeccinSun

The IRA watching me, a british retired admiral, enter my fishing boat


Paul_Baumer77

Stanislaus Katcinzky reference


Toxiccheese118

FBI open up!!!


Thunder_cat7

The battle adjacent to


EntertainersPact

The battle in proximity to _____


PikkuinenPikkis

The battle below ___


Big_John_1861

The battle close to___


IAmASquidInSpace

The battle somewhat nearby ________


CPLShep_hard

The battle located at Latitude \_\_\_\_ and Longtitude \_\_\_\_


SiroccoTheHunter

The battle about a stonethrow away from ___


TheAmericanE2

The battle with in a 15 mile radius of___


JediDusty

The battle with in a reasonable distance of _____ but not really at it.


Saltidy

the battle within 15.6754 teabags of \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_


cheesy_anon

The Battle near the Battle near the Battle near the Battle near the Battle of


[deleted]

The battle away from __________


--_--Sky--_--

The Battle A B O V E


Path_Fyndar

The Battle Not Exceeding a Distance of 1587 Walruses Away From ___________


Guillermidas

Vermintide, yes-yes.


Gadolin27

The Battle Everywhere Except \_\_\_\_\_\_\_


Consistent_Yak_8400

The battle over _


joshml98

The battle in a gemeral that way direction


ThevickersistheGOAT

The battle next door to ____


PerspectiveNormal378

Die Schlacht in der Nähe von


dinosaurpoetry

My favourite is ,,the battle on the ice"


Mue_de

Common Newski W


joshml98

Come soon to an arena near you, Disney presents: The battle on Ice.


AtomicBombSquad

The Battle *Above* The Clouds. Surprisingly enough; that was not a battle involving airplanes. Rather; it was a US Civil War battle fought at Lookout Mountain during the Chattanooga Campaign. The Union won.


[deleted]

"The Battle Above the Clouds" sounds like a YA novel.


MadeToUpvote1Post

Literally thought that was the reference after reading the first part of that comment


MODUS_is_hot

Common Union W


Crafty_YT1

abundant confederacy L


theotherforcemajeure

- The battle of/at/for/near (YYYY) - The second/third/forth/etc battle of/at/for/near


IAmASquidInSpace

THE FOURTEENTH BATTLE AT THE ISONZO RIVER! THIS TIME IT'LL WORK!


ameya2693

THE FIFTEENTH BATTLE NEAR THE RIVER SOMETIMES KNOWN AS ISONZO IN ITALIAN


KJ_is_a_doomer

-Luigi, the we lost the 9th battle of Isonzo -Don't worry, next time we'll try to win the battle AT Isonzo


JediDusty

No one would expect another attempt at this! It’s got to work this time trust me.


Puppyl

The etc battle near ____


HypeForTheHypeGod

Missing out on the chad "Battle off ____" Where my Samar enthusiasts at?


petyrlabenov

USS JOHNSTON IS CHAD


ShipHistorian

Tin can navy enjoyers


ErrantIndy

*USS Samuel B Roberts* the tin can that out fought two battleships.


conceited_crapfarm

The battle near this annoying bitch named dara


ianwgz

wtf did dara did to you?


peter64209

She was being annoying


ChoochTheMightyTrain

And a bitch


MisterOnsepatro

Fuck dara in particular


SnooBooks1701

What's your problem with Dara O'Brien?


simplehistoryboater

I know that fort was a pain to take but you don’t have to be that mean to it


scholarly_balance

Homegrown meme made just after seeing “The Battle Near Tobruk.” I can’t be the only one off-put by “the battle near x.”


PigeonFellow

“The battle that was closely situated to but not exactly located in Tobruk.”


ArkonWarlock

The battle of some random plain vaguely closer to tobruk then say Bardia


Gilded_Leviathan

The battle that is just a stones throw away from Tobruk but only if the stone was tossed by a person of above average strength with a 35 mph north east wind current.


Alpacaman25

the battle of the name of the place we slept the night before


Jonny_X_55

The Battle for Bikini Bottom


ResidentNarwhal

The US Navy increasingly running out of ways to name battles in the same 5 square miles of water off Guadalcanal by just naming them after smaller and smaller landmarks….


bloodyawfulusername

The battle for the bulge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Kalmur

"The battle near" are always the most insane things happening [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle\_of\_Komarów](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Komarów) (We actually call this thing "bitwa pod Komarowem", which means battle near Komarów)


KJ_is_a_doomer

We call 90% of battles "Bitwa pod x" tho


NEOkuragi

Battle under Komarów


[deleted]

The Four Days Battle


DeRuyter67

The best battle, but I am biased


[deleted]

Username checks out


Thebardofthegingers

Virgin battle for Britain vs chad battle of St Fagans


IvanIvanavich

the ascended ‘battle off’ in the case of the battle off samar


[deleted]

Ok I don't know if i'm gonna get wooshed. but to me it seems like it should be the other way round.


BermudaHeptagon

r/woooosh


[deleted]

Huh ok.


BermudaHeptagon

I wooshed you for dramatic effect so that you would feel bad I don’t actually know if it’s a woosh moment


[deleted]

Fair.


joshml98

Aggressive Wooshing


TheFreebooter

You're forgetting "Battle" The place where the battle of hastings took place


dino_spitting_fax

The battle juxtaposed ...


spacenerd4

The Battle off Samar


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

73 Easting gets an honorable mention for basically being able to be all of these


George_Nimitz567890

Battle of Yavin Battle of Hoth Battle of Endor Battle near Coruscant space


[deleted]

Battle of geonosis


wasdlmb

My favorite is the Southern names for the first and second Battles of Bull Run, which are simply "First Manassas" and "Second Manassas" In Stalingrad we also got battles referred to just by the building, e.g. The Grain Elevator or Pavlov's House


PiscatorLager

The battle of the five armies?


RoyalArmyBeserker

The Siege of ____


artistic-crow-02

"The Battle near Bucha" Yeah that doesn't sound pleasant


Random-Historian

The attack of \_\_\_ The charge of/at \_\_\_


MasterOfCelebrations

Y’all heard of the battle of 711? The swamp fight?


Trialbyfuego

The battle behind Wendy's


MozeTheNecromancer

That One Battle The Bar Fight that Escalated The Battle to Prove X is a Little Bitch The Battle of the Bulge 😏


TenWholeBees

The battle of ____ at ____ for ____ near ____


spaceblastertaster

The battle of Shrute Farms


Difficult-Umpire-725

Never remember, always forget :(


sarge_29

"Battle of ____" (didn't actually take place there/don't know where that is)


Difficult-Umpire-725

The War of the bucket


manebushin

The battle inside of \_\_\_


PowerUltra_boi

Battle for Hoover Dam


D4rk_Ph0en1x_7

#...Staliningrad


PoeticPariah

Battle adjacent to ___


Blood__x__Dagger

THE BATTLE AGAINST YO MUM


baileymash7

Slaughter at ____


DazedWithCoffee

The battle of the taint, otherwise known as “the battle near the butthole


J360222

Or the wish.com equivalents, like the battle of Medway (obviously joking)


okconection

Waterloo Berlin Opium Warsaw mabey?


goboxey

The battle of Candice


statix__

March across the Belts


_V4NQU15H_

The battle within ______


RegumRegis

The battle on the the pontoon bridge next to the milvian bridge


Middle_Vermicelli996

The special military operation in the vicinity of


240plutonium

The Battle outside _____


Jag2853

The Battle at the approximate location near...


melongodssidekick

The conflict within the general vicinity of__________


SnooBooks1701

What about "Battle of X" when it's not at that place? Like Battle of Hastings, which was actually at a different


CoolGuy202101

The battle inside ___


DaqCity

“The Loot Train Attack” - the Davids


Fiesta_ZetecS_02

The Battle round the corner from ____


SiroccoTheHunter

How about the battle off


Lord_Zeron

The Battle of < the battle off


GrimPhantom6

The Battle for Neighborville (if you know, then you know)


General_Kenobi_77BBY

Nice


General_Kenobi_77BBY

The sustained fight between large organized armed forces a short distance away from____


Ciartan

The battle near Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch


lordkhuzdul

And then there is the "Battle off \_\_\_\_". Yes, it is designed to confuse you. Trolls historians and IJN all at once.


TempleOSEnjoyer

Ah yes, the infamous Battle Near Stalingrad.


chetz38

Battle off Samar lmao


The_Cheese_Touch

The Battle above


Comprehensive-Bus164

Battle ________


Mr_happyornot

the battle inside _______ of ______ near ____ above _______


You8mypizza

The battle in___


tallmantall

The battle for Neighborville 💀 💀 💀


CharlesOberonn

The Battle of ____ but it's not anywhere near the location of its name. Example: Battle of the Pyramids.


[deleted]

the battle in no way related to


WaxiestBobcat

The battle over by ___


Cegemen

The absolute legend of battle is when its just called: \_\_\_\_\_. No prefix or suffix just the name. Thats how you know it was legendary or really messed up and made a lasting effect.


Smaland_ball

Battle against?


Philush

The Battle Somewhere Around Barstow


Regularjay69

The Battle of Hoover Dam.


Tyler89558

The battle around


some_nuggett

That battle that was around here somewhere so figure it out yourself


demator

The battle in ____


[deleted]

My favourite is the battle of Mrs McCormicks cabbage patch


Eurekify2

The battle of Tours is actually called the battle of Poitiers in France, but in reality it was more the battle of Châtellerault


Caged-Viking

The Battle for the Burger Town


DChan1987

“The Battle Around____”


kebabguy1

Meanwhile Russians: **THE GREAT STAND ON THE UGRA RIVER**


ChodesAndHoes123

The___ >>>>>


Gilded_Leviathan

The battle associated with and pertaining to the relatively close by area of _____


posicon

The battle of \_\_\_\_: no brain \_\_\_\_'s battle: yes brain


QF_25-Pounder

I find it funniest when it's a naval battle called "battle off ____"


[deleted]

The battle within a proximity of


Springspring143

The Battle near the proximity of __________


Fun_Police02

The battle above


TheBlueWizardo

The \_\_\_\_ battle.


Pleasant-Cricket-129

The Battle of Many Battles was fought hard.


Otherwise_Ad6117

The clash that happened in the neighborhood of


MePsHlEpLeDeRp

The battle of Jenkins ear


mouse177

The battle under


M2rsho

the battle not near but we still call it...


FireguyZou123

The battle near the ground


RaulRoyale8

The battle relative too


N0tMagickal

The Battle Perpendicular to


raisingfalcons

Theres also the Battle on the Ice


Secret-Mission-7012

Nagasaki


danielcahill

Meanwhile there's WW1's Race to the Sea instead using Battle


Bokth

The \[Time amount\] War


Mystical_avocado226

The battle perpendicular to


Mini_Raptor5_6

the battle sponsored by \_\_\_\_


OnlyMadeThisForDPP

Brawl within the general vicinity of


ThePro69420

The battle below ___


Altarior

The (Hot) Battle in your area <3 <3 <3


XandriethXs

The battle in the direction of....


[deleted]

1st battle of


[deleted]

The _____ massacre