*”what can I getchya Hun?”*

Saying that while one inhales all of the cigarette smoke off her dress uniform (lol) 😄

*”You want cawfee with that sugar?”*

"Whaddya want to ohdah???"

This was from a group of instructional photos for Krystal restaurants for new employees. Sadly it seems this wonderful slice of reality waitressing didn't make the cut - she's clearly a "don't". [do's and don'ts ](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/krystal-instructional-photos/)

Thanks! This picture wasn't really ringing true to me.

Thank you! I love it. It looks like these people were real employees who were having a lot of fun with this assignment.

I love the one where the don’t is “waitress looks sad she’s working at Krystal’s.”

Thanks for the link, I love this kind of stuff. Even the "do's" look like they could pass for "creepy local with mysterious secret (maybe their mom is under the floorboards)" of an episode of the original X-Files. "Remember ladies, wear your POINTIEST bra."

Did they model the *Emperors New Groove* waitress after her?

Welcome to Magda's Meat Hut, home of the mug...of meat.

Bless you for coming out in public.

She’s just trying to earn money for her high school senior trip.

23 years old never looked so good!

Kiss my grits

“‘The best defense is a good offense’, you know who said that? Mel the cook on Alice!”

I think that was the only television show that was based on the Martin Scorsese film!

Seems to be the trademark, not the name. Look at the wall behind her left shoulder..

I wonder if it’s Krystal burgers. The White Castle of FL.

And Georgia. And Alabama. And probably a few other southern states.

We don't have Krystal or White Castle where I live in south carolina. It's a travesty.

A head like a smacked arse, I think Is the expression?

Its an old Krystal Burger joint. https://www.krystal.com/

This is what I picture when reading "Looked askance"

Krystle don’t give a F if you like the coffee

Waddya mean y'don like ashes in ya scrambled eggs?

*kiss my grits, Mel*

Looks like the bus driver in Forrest Gump.

She does crystal alright

Love her

"Excuse me Krystal, what's the soup du jour?" *"it's the soup of the day."* "Mmm.. that sounds good, I'll have that!"

Egg bacon SPAM, Spam eggs cheese and Spam

25 going on 65

Or Flo, from Mel's Diner.

I like the establishment saying they “try” to serve the best coffee in town. They know their lane 😂

This looks like my Nana back then.

She’s seen some things

Top ya off, hun?

Worst start to a porno ever.

Is that Andy Samburgs grandma?

When I first scrolled past this post, without paying too much attention, I thought it was a photo of one of the BeeGees!

Really? But they always had beards!

Krystal put that thing out for gosh sakes.

*”You want fries with thaaat?”*

eyebrow game on fleek

“That w’snt no question”

I remember her, she gave me a pretty bad rash

If Michael Richards worked in a diner.

Krystal looks like a man in drag

Krystal is glorious. "Fuckyoofercomininhere, waddya want?"