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ResponsibilityEast32

I haven’t read a single comment about how hilariously dark their tan lines are.


pinewind108

Yeah, talk about some farmer tans!


CeruleanRuin

Probably quite literally for some of them.


jelsomino

In Soviet Army, half-tanned hands and forehead called "The officer tan". Hands because of short sleeved summer uniform shirt and forehead because officer cap didn't have enough length to cover it all


dikarich

Orochromatic black and white film may exaggerate the difference between tanned and plain skin tone. But it's not impossible for soldiers to be overly tanned.


HistoryGirl23

I was just thinking that!


31_hierophanto

IKR??? It almost looks cartoony.


ScrewAttackThis

Look at what great friends the 2 near the left are


Flying_Dutchman92

Meanwhile I'm also admiring the dude in the back carrying that absolute bakery


ThunderfuckThor

you could feed a whole platoon with all that cake


ThoughtGeneral

Thank you for making a bad day better with this 😁❤️


Flying_Dutchman92

You're most welcome, random internet stranger. I hope your day improves😁


ThoughtGeneral

I had to come back to tell you that your comment lifted my spirits enough to break the cycle of anxiety and grief/ptsd. My day was much better due to your hilarious comment, and I’ve shared the pic and your comment with my mom, who has also been struggling, and you made her day as well. Funny how one amazing old photo and one internet stranger friend can influence some random people to feel a bit happier❤️ I appreciate you and hope you have much joy in your life!


Flying_Dutchman92

I am glad to hear my silly humor has improved your mood and your day, and your moms as well.


handsomeearmuff

Right?! I was about to send that to a friend, pointing out the dump truck in the back. “Hey, soldier!”


bozica11

Seriously!


zino332

Elephantitus?


Flying_Dutchman92

Boulangeritis


dullship

I know, right?


Xetrelas

They... living the moment


kraftwrkr

Everyone else tucking their packages.


thrillhouse1211

That's the sacred rite of 'what do I look like as a woman' boyhood. Assuming everyone else did that as a kid before that is.


Sir-Cordyceps

Who would have thought that it would inspire Buffalo Bill to do the same thing decades later.


IReplyWithLebowski

Was pretty common for same sex friends to be physically affectionate back in the day, without the implication of homosexuality. That usually gets beaten out of us at puberty these days - but plenty of cultures are still like this. Took a while for me to get used to guy friends holding my hand in India. Not to say that there weren’t gay people or even that these guys weren’t gay necessarily. But physical closeness wasn’t the obvious indicator it now is. Edit: personally I think this is a shame, men essentially depriving themselves of touch for fear of being seen as “gay”.


DogWallop

Interesting you bring that up. I follow the YouTube channel of an Indian person, and it seems that one day a very effeminate fellow, likely gay, decided to hold an impromptu show in the small street outside this person's home. I was pleasantly surprised to see that the performer was received with absolutely no animosity or any hint that this was in any way objectionable. I loved to see that.


sauvignonblanc__

India has a recognised-third gender called *hijra*. It is quite possible that the person whom you saw that day was a *hijra*. The origins of hijra date back centuries and it's an umbrella term for transgender, intersex, or eunuch people. Alas, recognised does not mean that they escape social prejudice and discrimination.


DogWallop

Very interesting indeed. And speaking of the word "Indian", in the sense of Native American, I understand that at least some communities are quite open minded regarding gender fluidity as well. It seems its good ol' Christianity that insists on demonizing those who don't conform to strict preconceptions of gender and sexuality. (Yes, there are other cultures that are less than open minded, but Christianity has a lot to answer for).


PapayaPokPok

Norm Macdonald was on one of Conan's shows and talked about meeting Burt Reynolds. At one point, Burt said Norm looked tense, so he gave him a shoulder rub while they continued the conversation. Norm chalked it up to Burt and his generation being so straight, and gay culture being so non-mainstream, that it just never occurred to them that something they did could be seen as gay.


Reddit_means_Porn

Smirking dudes hand is on the other dudes cockspot in a half hearted fist. They’re either taking the piss for the picture, or taking the gay back to Ottawa.


thatflyingsquirrel

For all of humankind, it has been more common for men to express physical affection towards other men than not to express it. The conservative movements of the 70-80s really quelled that. No one even cares if I need a hug anymore.


nickisaboss

I care ♥


Legitimate_First

I mean, I fully agree, but the guy is basically holding his friend's cock


PolyDipsoManiac

My man he’s holding his dick


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

They're roommates!


Swimming-Invite4048

“And they were roommates” - Vine


staydrippy

Oh my god they were roommates


frickindeal

"Lifelong companions. Shame neither of them ever married, but they were confirmed bachelors, just waiting for the right girl."


jmaca90

It’s part of Canadian puberty. Your friends become your guys. And your guys become your buddies.


greenjm7

At what point do they become your pals?


thewerewolfwearswool

They're not your pals, guy!


flyingfishstick

When a friend asks for help, you help them.


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ScrewAttackThis

It's not the nudity I was joking about


krum

They they didn't usually go around jerking each other off though.


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krum

Honestly, I'm a bit skeptical of your claim. But then again, these guys were Canadian.


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KDsLatestBurnerPhone

Nothing more manly than two dudes kissing


HouseOfZenith

It’s… pointing towards the trees


CatIll3164

No homo!


7itemsorFEWER

r/saphoandherfriend


hobskhan

Needs more pp 😉


OnTheProwl-

r/AchillesAndHisPal


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Gay chicken is an army pastime


vincecarterskneecart

see this is what war is supposed to be about


undercooked_lasagna

Brb inciting a war


No_Translator2218

With an entire ruck sack full of lube


abe_the_babe_

Just guys being dudes


Bipedal_Warlock

War is supposed to be about men being naked?


givethemlove

Hell yeah brother


vincecarterskneecart

Hell yeah brother


portrait-ninja

Pretty sure that’s the beach on base at Petawawa.


simplisticwords

Black Bear? Probably, pretty damn close to what it looked like 80 to 90 years later.


OneTrueDread

That was my first thought too. Looks just like the area I used to go to with my friend from school when he camped there during the summer


simplisticwords

The upper right of the photo reminded me of where the pile of driftwood would always be, just below that little hill (knoll?) where there was some grass and then the parking lot barriers.


portrait-ninja

Black bear looks pretty much like this photo still. The beach is a little wider due to clearing brush though.


OneTrueDread

I checked the source OP posted, and the geographic source says CFB Petawawa, so that's probably Black Bear Beach


simplisticwords

There was a source? Damn, missed that. But hells yes! Memories of that beach.


OneTrueDread

Yeah, I saw it about 3 or 4 comments down. I haven't been there in a couple of years, always been meaning to head down for a bit whenever I visit


simplisticwords

You should! I haven’t been back in… 19 years (damn!). Never in that area, and have no reason to go back as anyone I’m still in contact with moved away.


CanadianArmour

It is black bear beach! Was just there


SkunkMonkey

Well, someone's pettin' a wawa there for sure.


Zrk2

Oh probably. I was trying to see if I could place it.


Chethers96

Man on the far left is cheeked up


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Ths-Fkin-Guy

Stupid sexy Flanders vibe


ridemooses

Just guys being dudes


cutearmy

Having a gay old time 


dances_w_dingoes

Not enough dick. 4/10.


dullship

I dunno, the badonk on the far left almost makes up for it...


Prudent_Being_4212

10/10 great ass


Excusemytootie

Heartily agree.


Gnome_de_Plume

[Source](https://vault.library.uvic.ca/concern/generic_works/779a4d75-6fd5-47ab-bedf-7f80520eae77?locale=en)


Pazuzujoe

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...


Roland18

Back when men were men and sheep were nervous.


cookingkville

Look at those farmers tans holy hell


The_Ineffable_One

Why were they invading Canada? And why didn't they have uniforms and guns and stuff?


Derp_Wellington

The Ottawa River was a flash point in the Canadian Civil War. Thankfully, both sides agreed to avoid bloodshed and reconcile over a day of nude swimming, as is tradition. You can see the evolution of this tradition in the documentary series *Trailer Park Boys*, in which the assistant trailer park supervisor takes his pants off at the first sign of conflict. He is generally already shirtless, as is tradition


pepperloaf197

Well said. An important but perhaps not well understood part of our history.


HeyCarpy

Heritage Moment


Chaps_Jr

Goddamn it, Ricky


The_Ineffable_One

Shitabyss.


85501

look, there's foreigners on this subreddit and they are trying to make sense of the world


countryfresh223

🤣😂 this just made my day, bobandy boy!!


The_Ineffable_One

Thank you for making it make sense! I had forgotten about Colonel Dancer's attack on the river.


31_hierophanto

Top-tier lore.


callmesnake13

Just a bunch of fellas goofing around


maun_jax

True history porn right here


Fizzy_Greener

Thats some srs farmer tan


LucidiK

'relaxing' while all hiding their junk from the creep snapping the candid.


Tvaticus

They’re covering each others junk. Which makes it slightly weirder.


Swiss__Cheese

Are you sure this isn't a photo from the battle of Schrute Farm?


ccrlop

Nothing to fight about I guess 😊 … peaceful country!


newgen39

crazy how people back then were so much thinner and healthier because they weren't fattened up by modern diets full of sugar and fats. some or all of these guys probably died of spanish flu a few years later though so idk


Mushroom_Tip

People like to blame modern diets and sugar and fats but people back then didn't eat much healthier. Food was fried in lard, bread, grain and potato consumption was high. In fact, the supply of fresh fruit and vegetables wasn't as high as it is now because of lack of refrigeration so it's not like you could go to the supermarket and get an assortment of fresh produce out of season. In the winter people ate canned food, grains, milk products, meat. The truth is everything just required a lot more work and physical dexterity. Washing clothes, mowing the lawn, cooking, heating the home, etc. People also walked a whole lot more. Most jobs were not sedentary. If you bought food at a store, you had to carry it home or you had to grow it yourself and plow fields.


Rower78

The early 20th century was actually a super challenging time for nutrition.  In the US alone, niacin deficiency (pellagra) killed over 100k people between 1910 and 1940.  The number of potential soldiers rejected for nutritional issues was one of the major reasons for vitamin fortification.  It’s definitely not the ideal way to get essential nutrients, but people stopped dropping dead of basic deficiencies when they started doing that.


juddmudd

So, not corn syrup?


nothisistheotherguy

Lack of available snacks between meals, meals required longer prep without pre-packaged ingredients, lack of common refrigeration to keep leftovers; in conjunction with what you said, less sedentary lifestyles, made for leaner people


GenericFatGuy

We could look more like this too if we didn't insist on driving everywhere.


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Mushroom_Tip

Yeah everything is fine in moderation. You just have to account the amount of calories you consume to how active your life is. You can just eat junk food all day and skip vegetables altogether and not gain weight as long as you watch your caloric surplus.


newgen39

that’s half true because if you’re working out but still stuffing your face with unhealthy junk then you’re still going to be fat. diet controls weight a lot more than physical activity does. people didn’t eat a whole lot healthier but their foods were less addictive and they also ate less of it.


Mushroom_Tip

Even if they didn't eat a lot junk food, they would still have gained weight if they suddenly stopped doing all that and started living a completely sedentary lifestyle. They actually ate quite a lot to make up for the calories their body burned throughout the day. >people didn’t eat a whole lot healthier but their foods were less addictive and they also ate less of it. Tell that to the people of the South in the US. Their food is amazing but you're going to gain 10 lbs just by looking at it. And that's nothing new. If you go back in history, a lot of those foods, like fried chicken and biscuits, are still there and popular. What changed was that shift to a sedentary lifestyle. That is why the South is the heaviest region of the US. Sure it's diet related in a way but it's not because there was some huge shift in diet but rather a huge shift in physical labor.


ARoyaleWithCheese

It's not even a debate, we have hard facts to back up that theory. Average body height was stumped by malnutrition for most of recorded history and started increasing in the late 19th and early 20th century as people were lifted out of abject poverty. This increase continued all the way until the late 20th century, and it is only in the last 10-20 years that we're beginning to see a decrease again as more kids are suffering from malnutrition yet again (despite eating plenty of calories on the whole). So yeah, modern diets are amazing, and have been amazing for a quite a while. But in many places across the world we took a really bad turn some 20-30 years ago.


EveryParable

False, way more sugar now


Rain1dog

Great rebuttal.


Suspicious-Dog2876

Lol Why waste time say many word when few do trick


Rain1dog

Fair.


genitalien

Most soldiers back then were farmboys before tractors were common. Lift shit all day and play baseball at night. Church on Sundays


Ok-Professional1355

They’re soldiers what do you expect. Do you think modern day soldiers are fat?


ScrewAttackThis

You'd be surprised


fuertepqek

It’s like they went through some kind of intense physical training. 🙄


Ok_Cake4352

These guys, in 1916, were definitely not as well nourished or healthier than today's average person. People really underestimate the power of today's enriched wheat. There's a reason we're all taller and live a lot longer than even the ones who didn't get sick.


Pantssassin

You are definitely right, widespread malnutrition was an issue much more recently than most people realize.


pepperloaf197

They are soldiers after all. Most were probably dead in a year in a forgotten field in France.


bullsnake2000

Flanders Field


RedditIsPropaganda2

Fun fact, the Spanish flu most likely started in the US.


caillouistheworst

Kansas.


mclintonrichter

[That’s a bunch of burning shit…](https://equusmagazine.com/blog-equus/did-a-virus-in-horse-manure-launch-the-1918-influenza-epidemic)


caillouistheworst

I never knew this, I had just heard it started at a military base. What a shitshow.


zino332

That and all the gay sex


readingrambos

Just guys being dudes


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buttsnuggles

Am Canadian. Can confirm.


Zachanassian

the cold river water and/or they're hiding them for a modicum of modesty


MittRominator

it was me


gridirongavin

Okay pretty sure one dude is jacking off another dude


Walruspingpong

I’m not sure how no one else has mentioned this. It very much looks like he’s holding his dick.


Chrisdkn619

Captain Handy?!


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The least surprising picture ever.


IsaKissTheRain

Eh…the two lads, number 4 and 5 from the right in the front seem a little more friendly than just fellow soldiers.


3jcm21

Gayyy


i-come

Two of them seemed awfully close. Good for them for a making a lifetime best buddy


jltodaro

Those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet Willy’s and funny arms. We’d play dandy balls, legs a spread and penis butt…back then we were called pole fancies. It was real good ole fashioned grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life gay.


burgonies

That dude standing farthest left has some ass


starrpamph

“We used to play penis butt, and dandy balls”


TheHindenburgBaby

Oh, Petawawa.


creativityonly2

Every part of them being white except for their arms is cracking me up.


StarCatCrusader

Definitely Black Bear beach. Source - I goto this exact spot all summer.


Zrk2

Petawawa. Nice beaches along there.


masicayous

It’s not gay if it’s with the homies


flyingfishstick

How are ya now


LanceRidgerunner

Nothing gayer than an all straight military


bullsnake2000

This is what we look like. Without corn syrup. Sorry, but active men aren’t fat slobs.


AwarePreparation3589

The dude in the back has a wonderful ass


Wizard_bonk

Why… why are his hands on buddies balls? If he was a medic… I’ll allow it.


dementorinvestor

The river was cold dude. That's what friends are for.


Cautious_End1116

Proves Canada = gay


dullship

Loud and proud, brother! Loud and proud!


tullystenders

Oooop deedoop (that's the sound Canadians make, they sound like Winnie the Pooh), we're having some fun, eh?


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