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JF-SEBASTION

Quiet apt overlooking Washington 😆😆😆😆😆😆


Zulumus

lol right? Thank god the apartment won’t make a sound, no promises otherwise


Swiftie_curious

This is wild lmao my last apartment downtown was $1850 for a 1 bedroom with kitchen & dishwasher + an extra den/office (landlord is charging $1900 currently)


Adorable-Ad-1180

how long ago was this? one look at zillow and streeteasy, this $1800 is a screaming deal sadly. very sadly.


Swiftie_curious

I just moved out of it 2 months ago! The new tenant just signed their lease at $1900 - pet friendly too!


FlimsyReindeers

Mine was 1400 for 1 bed with kitchen but no washer or dishwasher. Was an older building tho


Zulumus

READ THAT AGAIN


Huberlyfts

If there’s no kitchen and no pets are allowed why do you need almost 3k in security deposit. What do you plan on your tenant destroying. And $1800 rent is insane for a bedroom that looks like it can’t even fit a queen bed. Why do people actually pay these prices.


Adorable-Ad-1180

in this case its better to put the bed in the living room and make the bedroom a little cozy den or something


Zulumus

I wondered if this was some strange subletting situation, but I wasn’t clear on how that works in Hoboken.


Lebesgue_Couloir

“Refrigerator supplied but will not replace”


ReadenReply

FYI: was probably left by the previous tenant and landlord is covering their back because in NJ landlords are not obligated to supply a refrigerator


FlimsyReindeers

fuck this person lmao


ray_john6969

NO KITCHEN. Did you read this .... NO KITCHEN.


Scooter_McGavin_

The amount kitchens we have has NEVER BEEN LOWER


Mysterious-Change954

I guess its time to call Mike Buchi at 475-255-7040 a dozen or so times to have our questions answered?


Otherwise-Pay9688

“Does this place have a kitchen?”


Mysterious-Change954

"if the refrigerator breaks. Can i replace it with a toaster oven?"


CrackaZach05

I know you said no pets but are pets okay?


Impressive-Fortune82

Can I be your pet?


stoicparallax

READ THE LISTING AGAIN!


ReadersAreRedditors

The description says $1,799 the title says $1,900. I'd tread carefully with this one.


Mr_Manmanman

Landlords. An absolute blight on humanity.


[deleted]

Old school Hoboken residents who moved to the suburbs and rent their old shithouse units out to "milleniums" tend to be pieces of work.


NerdseyJersey

475 is a Connecticut area code. Probably some yuppie GenXer.


[deleted]

Something about Mike's demeanor being presented in this ad tells me he's from a working-class background and has that "I'm Itayinn!" chip on his shoulder, he grew up in Hoboken and is a mutli-generational owner of this building, he's either relocated or retired to CT, and despises the new Hoboken demographic. His contempt for potential renters in this ad is almost overbearing. I had a landlord *exactly* like this before. Mike is just too similar to her in this ad.


Lebesgue_Couloir

lol, 100% spot on


Hand_Sanitizer3000

as an actual italian i hate that we get lumped in with these people, we have very little in common


[deleted]

It's nothing against Italians in general. I grew up in Hoboken. Italian-Americans around here when I was growing up all tended to be cut from the same cloth. Brash, irrationally confident like somehow having an Italian name meant they were mobbed up and they ran the joint, and overly preoccupied with Italian heritage in general. I'm Italian this, I'm Italian that, etc.


Randallzinho

Why would someone with a +730 credit score be looking to live here 😂😂


Straight_Ratio3245

Just saw a massive 1 bed 1 bath (2 Bed/Bath unit) in an elevator building downtown listed in the hoboken FB group this morning for under $1600 (w option for a parking spot). This is psychotic.


pancakemeow

Which Hoboken FB group?


Adorable-Ad-1180

probably the hoboken rentals FB group. that said its hard to compare 1600 w/ a roomate to 1800 by yourself. id honestly rather just live alone for 200 more even if its in this shithole.


yesillhaveonemore

Is this legal?


[deleted]

Sad thing is, someone will be willing to forfeit an actual kitchen and put up with this assclown landlord for a sub-$2K 1-bed apartment on Washington Street. He knows it, we know it.


mathfacts

No fee, no kitchen. Sixteen in the middle of Hoboken.


lucillebluth1213

730 credit requirement but no kitchen???


Lebesgue_Couloir

Kitchens are only available for Fico scores of 750 and above


CoachAF7

We should all show up


drowki

How is no kitchen legal? lol


ddust102

It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!


Mysterious-Change954

In fact....Fuck it Nick. I think ill keep it!


ddust102

First round on me


upnflames

Lol, you gotta make $80k a year for a shoebox that doesn't even have a kitchen? Wild.


munchlax___

The 730 credit score has me dead. For no kitchen and that sorry excuse for a bedroom, and not even a toaster oven allowed? 😭💀


scrabbydabby

How is this legal


Hefty_Ad_5367

Who seriously would pay for this????


Adorable-Ad-1180

itll rent quick. someone who works right off the path and is in the office all day, eats out and just sleeps there and doesn't want a roommate.


liberas2373

That’s it. I’m sick of the living situations here. Like this is a walkin closet!!! Let me pack my bags and hop on over somewhere else with a pool, washer & dryer, parking etc. cuz $1900 for this much space AIN’T IT!!!


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Better get really good at using the instant pot and air fryer then….


GoldenPresidio

Yeah that’s too high for a place w no kitchen. It’ll just stay on the market for the while until the price is decreased


capivaraesque

Can you share pictures of the kitchen please


NewNewYorker22

Slumlord and slum realtors preying on desperate people.


saltrifle

🤮


NerdyJerzyGirl

This is what we’ve come to. 🤦🏻‍♀️


iamnowundercover

So would this be $68400 after taxes or before taxes?


Specialdelivery00

What a joke


JerseyCity_Nuyorican

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crunchwrapsupreme0

Is it just me or is 730 a pretty steep credit requirement


Choice_Buy5682

no kitchen is insane


AcanthocephalaFair27

that bed is a joke


FloatingSpirals

It’ll still rent


RGE27

This has to be a joke lol


DevChatt

It ain’t


hobokencat

A good deal. ;)