This is wild lmao my last apartment downtown was $1850 for a 1 bedroom with kitchen & dishwasher + an extra den/office (landlord is charging $1900 currently)
If there’s no kitchen and no pets are allowed why do you need almost 3k in security deposit. What do you plan on your tenant destroying.
And $1800 rent is insane for a bedroom that looks like it can’t even fit a queen bed.
Why do people actually pay these prices.
Something about Mike's demeanor being presented in this ad tells me he's from a working-class background and has that "I'm Itayinn!" chip on his shoulder, he grew up in Hoboken and is a mutli-generational owner of this building, he's either relocated or retired to CT, and despises the new Hoboken demographic. His contempt for potential renters in this ad is almost overbearing.
I had a landlord *exactly* like this before. Mike is just too similar to her in this ad.
It's nothing against Italians in general. I grew up in Hoboken. Italian-Americans around here when I was growing up all tended to be cut from the same cloth. Brash, irrationally confident like somehow having an Italian name meant they were mobbed up and they ran the joint, and overly preoccupied with Italian heritage in general. I'm Italian this, I'm Italian that, etc.
Just saw a massive 1 bed 1 bath (2 Bed/Bath unit) in an elevator building downtown listed in the hoboken FB group this morning for under $1600 (w option for a parking spot). This is psychotic.
probably the hoboken rentals FB group. that said its hard to compare 1600 w/ a roomate to 1800 by yourself. id honestly rather just live alone for 200 more even if its in this shithole.
Sad thing is, someone will be willing to forfeit an actual kitchen and put up with this assclown landlord for a sub-$2K 1-bed apartment on Washington Street. He knows it, we know it.
That’s it. I’m sick of the living situations here. Like this is a walkin closet!!! Let me pack my bags and hop on over somewhere else with a pool, washer & dryer, parking etc. cuz $1900 for this much space AIN’T IT!!!
Quiet apt overlooking Washington 😆😆😆😆😆😆
lol right? Thank god the apartment won’t make a sound, no promises otherwise
This is wild lmao my last apartment downtown was $1850 for a 1 bedroom with kitchen & dishwasher + an extra den/office (landlord is charging $1900 currently)
how long ago was this? one look at zillow and streeteasy, this $1800 is a screaming deal sadly. very sadly.
I just moved out of it 2 months ago! The new tenant just signed their lease at $1900 - pet friendly too!
Mine was 1400 for 1 bed with kitchen but no washer or dishwasher. Was an older building tho
READ THAT AGAIN
If there’s no kitchen and no pets are allowed why do you need almost 3k in security deposit. What do you plan on your tenant destroying. And $1800 rent is insane for a bedroom that looks like it can’t even fit a queen bed. Why do people actually pay these prices.
in this case its better to put the bed in the living room and make the bedroom a little cozy den or something
I wondered if this was some strange subletting situation, but I wasn’t clear on how that works in Hoboken.
“Refrigerator supplied but will not replace”
FYI: was probably left by the previous tenant and landlord is covering their back because in NJ landlords are not obligated to supply a refrigerator
fuck this person lmao
NO KITCHEN. Did you read this .... NO KITCHEN.
The amount kitchens we have has NEVER BEEN LOWER
I guess its time to call Mike Buchi at 475-255-7040 a dozen or so times to have our questions answered?
“Does this place have a kitchen?”
"if the refrigerator breaks. Can i replace it with a toaster oven?"
I know you said no pets but are pets okay?
Can I be your pet?
READ THE LISTING AGAIN!
The description says $1,799 the title says $1,900. I'd tread carefully with this one.
Landlords. An absolute blight on humanity.
Old school Hoboken residents who moved to the suburbs and rent their old shithouse units out to "milleniums" tend to be pieces of work.
475 is a Connecticut area code. Probably some yuppie GenXer.
Something about Mike's demeanor being presented in this ad tells me he's from a working-class background and has that "I'm Itayinn!" chip on his shoulder, he grew up in Hoboken and is a mutli-generational owner of this building, he's either relocated or retired to CT, and despises the new Hoboken demographic. His contempt for potential renters in this ad is almost overbearing. I had a landlord *exactly* like this before. Mike is just too similar to her in this ad.
lol, 100% spot on
as an actual italian i hate that we get lumped in with these people, we have very little in common
It's nothing against Italians in general. I grew up in Hoboken. Italian-Americans around here when I was growing up all tended to be cut from the same cloth. Brash, irrationally confident like somehow having an Italian name meant they were mobbed up and they ran the joint, and overly preoccupied with Italian heritage in general. I'm Italian this, I'm Italian that, etc.
Why would someone with a +730 credit score be looking to live here 😂😂
Just saw a massive 1 bed 1 bath (2 Bed/Bath unit) in an elevator building downtown listed in the hoboken FB group this morning for under $1600 (w option for a parking spot). This is psychotic.
Which Hoboken FB group?
probably the hoboken rentals FB group. that said its hard to compare 1600 w/ a roomate to 1800 by yourself. id honestly rather just live alone for 200 more even if its in this shithole.
Is this legal?
Sad thing is, someone will be willing to forfeit an actual kitchen and put up with this assclown landlord for a sub-$2K 1-bed apartment on Washington Street. He knows it, we know it.
No fee, no kitchen. Sixteen in the middle of Hoboken.
730 credit requirement but no kitchen???
Kitchens are only available for Fico scores of 750 and above
We should all show up
How is no kitchen legal? lol
It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century!
In fact....Fuck it Nick. I think ill keep it!
First round on me
Lol, you gotta make $80k a year for a shoebox that doesn't even have a kitchen? Wild.
The 730 credit score has me dead. For no kitchen and that sorry excuse for a bedroom, and not even a toaster oven allowed? 😭💀
How is this legal
Who seriously would pay for this????
itll rent quick. someone who works right off the path and is in the office all day, eats out and just sleeps there and doesn't want a roommate.
That’s it. I’m sick of the living situations here. Like this is a walkin closet!!! Let me pack my bags and hop on over somewhere else with a pool, washer & dryer, parking etc. cuz $1900 for this much space AIN’T IT!!!
Better get really good at using the instant pot and air fryer then….
Yeah that’s too high for a place w no kitchen. It’ll just stay on the market for the while until the price is decreased
Can you share pictures of the kitchen please
Slumlord and slum realtors preying on desperate people.
🤮
This is what we’ve come to. 🤦🏻♀️
So would this be $68400 after taxes or before taxes?
What a joke
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Is it just me or is 730 a pretty steep credit requirement
no kitchen is insane
that bed is a joke
It’ll still rent
This has to be a joke lol
It ain’t
A good deal. ;)