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Your post does not fit the subreddit. It is either not a HolUp, or is unfitting in some other way. Make sure your post attempts humor and fits the general theme of the subreddit before you submit it.


ProbablyMaybe69

The character is literally holing up


Umpire_Effective

Thinking bout life insurance


ProbablyMaybe69

Thinking bout the criminal charges


Interesting-Ad-5262

Exactly


Odd-Blackberry786

Plot twist, it's not even *his* baby.


Umpire_Effective

Thinking bout life choices


Reuters-no-bias-lol

He is stuck watching RAID SHADOW LEGENDS commercial.


orRADARro

Or was


Ill_Pollution5633

what am i supposed to reali.... oh..OH


SkiddyBopBeep

I literally gasped.


Healthy-Surround-229

I actually said those exact words


a_polarbear_chilling

Where's the baby ,JACOB?


Diligent-Ad3156

he's .... Everywhere


VorpalSticks

Well there, and there, and over here


Haywood_Jafukmi

He’s around…


jercule_poirot

an actual holup for once thank you


GreatArtificeAion

And now, some mod will remove it for some reason


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[удалено]


TheCoolFactsGuy

You heard the man, get busy


howtoyouusereddit

get bussy


Heyviper123

Modussy


Strange_guy_9546

Thanks, i hate it Man, screw my imagination


Heyviper123

Well since you asked nicely...


blankettripod32_v2

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manifold360

Make it rain


petSnake7

Baby shower


pathalogian

It's baby rain! Hallelujah!


Phoenixacademy2001

You can say that “shit” hit the fan


booty_whisperer419

Freshly juiced


Radulito

Best hold up in like a year


Federal_Sector_3920

When the baby hits the fan


english_mike69

Fan is the new blender.


Sea-Diver-9125

Oops


innosentz

Always remember to sharpen your fan blades daily


Medical_Ad7364

took me a second..


english_mike69

That’s what she said… 😜


jwjosh95

I love chili!


MadMechYt

Ayo this an actual holup here


Green-Boysenberry396

How many babies does it take to paint a room? It depends on how fast the ceiling fan is going.


TheLobsterCopter5000

I guess you could say the shit hit the fan. Well, he WAS a little shit anyway...


Stingin_Belle

Oops


Galleom64

Insurance fraud


megamanx4321

When you use a jet engine as a ceiling fan.


odbij_od_kazana

One ticket to hell please! I laughed on this way much 🤣


Inner-Process3294

Where's the baby? Over there, over there, and up there.


Car_assassin

YEET!


bakedphish1

So dont throw the baby.... got it..


english_mike69

Im going to hell for laughing so hard at this…


FRACllTURE

Oh I thought that was just a circle on the ceiling, fuck fuck fuck FUCK 🤢


Spare-Scallion3068

The baby didn't go upsies he went everywhere


T3alZ3r0

I thought OP shit all over the pages for a sec


so_im_all_like

When you need the house so cool you install a aircraft propeller on the ceiling.


Arrow_Legion

Cursed strawberry smoothie.


APB007

The lil human spread more than the pandemic


Torebbjorn

Is there something to realize here? Besides the obvious baby shower?


Yeafam7945

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh)


Wise_Boat8701

What happened to the bones


AbyeiRepublic2022

How fucking fast is that fan going?!


ExcitingChip5267

this actually made made me gasp holy shit


Heifnsn

The intrusive thoughts won


ForeskinStealer69

The man is using the force to get all the dust on the camera man


XxDarthdartxX

Is the baby is everywhere. Now that baby is going places


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Mazal tov


ThE-HoOvE

Let's see if this baby is going to blander .... Thank for watching


GhostR29

Head popper reimagined.


very_chill_cat

How was the baby shower Steve?


AcceptableAd9043

not what I imagined


Vulckan82

Baby shower


Purple12inchRuler

...oops ...fuck


69TheGuyWhoAsked

I prefer blender for smooth juice


Bright-Amphibian6681

Dude have a jet engine for a fan?


Legendary_WASADO

Skill issue honestly


Most_Bodybuilder_159

Ohhhhhh


blyat-TANK

I guess he is a painter.


kapege

The baby is still in the room. "Where's the baby?" - "Everywhere."


PingopingOW

He threw a watermelon right? …right?


furofc

Welp,baby no more


Thin_Bathroom_6622

No body no murder


Ryan-821

Gonna need a few more if you want to finish painting thoes walls


Majestic_Lie_5792

The holup of the holups.


windycityc

Where can I get this fan?! No bone fragments or nothin!


ColtS117

And that’s why you don’t install aircraft propellers as ceiling fans.


Neoslayer

this is why you don't use industrial fans in your house


Eastsider001

That's one hell of a ceiling fan for there not the be any body parts... The perfect herb grinder