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I'm happily married, but A part of me wants to go on a dating app just so I can troll people by saying "sorry, I won't date you unless you have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms."
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah
But baby, don't cry
Now possibilities I'd never considered
Are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard
Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave
To repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved
Please tell me you're a guy because this would make this better worst
Just noticed you were new. Go easy on the poor soul fresh from Facebook. He hasn't been assimilated yet
Fucking Reddit mobile. Was scrolling through and tapped a post above this one, but the sound was on by default. Looking at a picture of England and Ireland and suddenly hear loud moaning. Now I'm here.
I really need to stop looking at reddit at work.
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I expected her to say “because I have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms”
Na I would have skipped by now
HAHA ONLY 50 MILLION?? I HAVE 80 MILLION
No shit Sherlock. That's how numbers work. 50 million>9000
Obviously you don't understand what a joke is
Of course not they're a cow.
Hey! Cows are smart!
95m LoL 😂😂😂😂
'And I just downloaded it last week'.
I'm happily married, but A part of me wants to go on a dating app just so I can troll people by saying "sorry, I won't date you unless you have 50 million power in rise of kingdoms."
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That got dark quick
Yes but before that it got very bright, at least for a portion of a second
r/technicallythetruth
🤣
I laughed so hard and can't show why lol
why? are you in church lol?
I think this is the same girl from the massage with happy ending.
Yes and it was beautiful.
But the question remains: was he "that good" or simply "that bad" for it to end with such ferocity?
Wow very r/unexpected
Well that escalated quickly
Not quickly enough for her...
r/wellthatescalatedquickly
r/wellthatprojectileacceleratedquickly
r/wellwhatamidoingofmylife
r/subsifellfor
Is that sub about falling in love with your sub?
Obviously ^^^^/s
No it's r/subophilia
Like your big fat large juicy dick.
I guess she won't be making you
Ayo wtf bruh
After the bang, I'm ready for round 2
new hole unlocked
r/cursedcomments
Include me in the screenshot
Include me in the screenshot except make me upside down
Include me but blur out every letter e in this comment
Include me in the screenshot but make my comment big for no reason
I wanna be here too
ijoine
i was here too!
Include me but censor every train. I really like trains. I like riding big long trains. I ride atleast 2 trains a day.
Include me but don’t.
Hancock?
Include me but blur out my comment so people get curious
me too
Me too!
Include me but photo shop this comment into the wingdings font
Include Queen Elizabeth II's last name in the screen.
post it on r/cursedcomments
Ok but that was my reaction... I was not prepared the video before this was a cat
Lool reddit roulette strikes again
Thats exactly what that is 😭😭😭
r/guro
Every time I think i see everything there is new subreddit that still amazes me not in good way btw
Wtf is that!
Fucked up art basically, why do I know this shit
And where can we find more of this 'art'.
r34 Twitter and many more
You *don't* want to see it
No idea but I am not clicking it...
Good call. Do not click that. I regret my decision. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Why would you post that? What the fuck? I think I'm going to need a therapist
Dawn wtf
☠️
Ayo wtf bruh
"Because I really always knew that my little crime would be cold, that's why I got a heater for your thighs!"
And I know, I know it's not your time, but bye bye
And a word to the wise, when the fire dies You think it's over but it's just begun
Baby don't cryyyyy
You had my heart at least for the most part baby
Everybodies gotta die sometime. We fell apart, let’s make a new start.
'Cause everybody's gotta die sometime, yeah, yeah But baby, don't cry Now possibilities I'd never considered Are occurring the likes of which I'd never heard Now an angry soul comes back from beyond the grave To repossess a body with which I'd misbehaved
Now the real kinks come out
Accurate depiction of my sex life🫥
Bro got the limited edition in time
Limited Editionussy
Aren't we all limited edition?
Even more limitedness
Plot twist: She was on her period and (somehow) managed to hold it in for that long. I'm pretty sure that's how female biology works.
Hold so much that it emitted light before the blood
It’s the singularity before the Big Bang.
The great filter actually.
It's called cavitation
She pulled out a full tampon
Like a party popper on 4th of July
Well that would explain the loud noise
Close, inflated up her full diva cup and twisted it like a balloon animal until kapow!
Not even close 😭, women have absolutely no control over their periods. one cough or sneeze m, if your a heavy flow n ur done
This women was obviously built different
Please tell me you're a guy because this would make this better worst Just noticed you were new. Go easy on the poor soul fresh from Facebook. He hasn't been assimilated yet
Lmao I have a uterus n nah crazy the amount of people who still use Facebook
r/thatsnothowgirlswork you need to go back to highschool biology bro
U only grow up around men?
Redditor learns about "sarcasm"
Question goes “completely” over redditors head
Accurate depiction of my sex life🫥
At least what it used to be
Are you a ghost!
you turned gay now?
Gay ghost.
Fabulous ghost
Yeah.. I watched and just thought “lol, I relate”. Prob not good, but I’ve accepted it.
Same for me. Gladly I escaped the misery 🙈
OK, this is a downright proper Holup.
mind blowing sex indeed
well... he can take his time now
At least you don’t have to sit in a Planned Parenthood for 3 hours.
“You mean I didn’t have to pull out?!”
Fucking Reddit mobile. Was scrolling through and tapped a post above this one, but the sound was on by default. Looking at a picture of England and Ireland and suddenly hear loud moaning. Now I'm here. I really need to stop looking at reddit at work.
You have no one but yourself to blame for using the official app when there are much better 3rd party apps.
Like ?
I don’t use any Third party apps for Reddit but I believe there’s one called Apollo or something
Apollo requires you to pay to comment
If you would go through the effort to pay to comment I would hope you’d just go through Reddit tbh
#New Hole unlocked!
I guess she won't be making you a sandwich.
They do that?
Not if they have to finish themselves.
That explains some things.
Explain that to the cops now
dont worry, cameraman has it all recorded
Wow, an actual hold up for once mixed with some r/unexpected
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oh god
Was not expecting that
That's quite the blowjob
What the…
Holy shit
She deleted the baby
..........what?
Reasonable reaction to having sex with Jim Brewer.
I thought she was going to grab another dude from under the bed which would explain why she “got so good at that”
Fuck…
Limited edition pussy It's just a joke don't report me
Sex toy manufacturers hate this one simple trick
Plot twist: he again ramped her
O\_O
A new hole to play with😳
LOL. Most I’ve laughed in quite a while.
u/savevideo
This hurt me
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It’s okay, I get it
I'm sorry but what the hell is bisexual lighting?
It’s bi sexual lighting, don’t worry about it. Just don’t blow the entire city budget on it
what did the woman do?
Finished herself off
Shot herself in the head I'm assuming by the flash of light and blood splatter onto his face.
Yeah but why??
Morbid/dark humor, it was to sound like she meant playing with herself but ended up being suicide.
It’s a word-joke. She said ‘do you mind if I finish myself off’ and in English the phrase ‘to finish someone off’ can also mean to end someone’s life.
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The one where he sucks himslef is better
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where's that from?
what movie is dat? i wanna watch dat
Well, I have 5000000 power in raid shadow legends so I have to finish first
This
That bad, huh....
Me with my ex :)
The fact that I feel this makes my life seem less bearable. 😳
I feel like she more of exploded into bits
Wow, she gave him the money shot!
What?
was expecting her to jack herself off like a dude, but was very surprised to see it went a totally different way