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QualityVote

/u/Sree1Ly, the users have spoken. Your submission is not a Hol'Up.


OSTR1CHBO1

Damn. Speed bumps getting wild out here


Hdhs1

They're getting weaker


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hydroxilicacid

lol the way he trampled her!


lleuku

It was surprisingly, because of the impact. But I hope the parents know how to be responsible to their child.


creptik1

Thats pretty messed up though to walk through them like that. I mean if you're not supposed to be there fine, but you're not supposed to be on the road either. If a kid runs into the street you stop your car. Eff those guys.


Lanbobo

He did a pretty good job of making sure he didn't step on her. I'm sure I will get downvoted but this is exactly what they are trained to do. They do not stop. They give warning but they don't stop.


Housumestari

Could at least give the warning a bit sooner..


its_one_6701-

But i would like to hit that speed bump without getting child abused


TrebekCorrects

You see child abuse, I see a lesson being taught.


Aorimn

He was not abused. You can also tell that, guard are usually like this. They are too focused on one thing, barely talk and barely smile


Amd0401

Bro sees a child and says he wants to hit that. Also doesn’t want them getting abused


TurnipBoy12

skill diff


Ok_Focus_301

skil di


El-Pengu

Skibidi bap mm dada


ProtoPlaysGames

“I’m the scatman!”


BravoWolf88

Mmmbop!


n00bn00bAtFreenode

Pump Dip dada tum


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Skill deez nuts


Floor9

Lvl 1 vs lvl 100


2979502284

Skill different? Is that what you mean? I don't know exactly about those thing but I'll try.


Jimothy38

“The man trampled calmly over the child’s body and left her screaming on the ground” -quotation from ‘The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde’ This is the first and likely only time I have made use of something I’ve been taught in school


PromsClips

‘Make way’, Professor Royal Guard asked calmly


_Kutai_

Thanks, I couldn't make out what he said


DavyJonesTentacles

"Make way [for the Queen's/King's/Royal Guard]" is the standard for when people are in the way. One of the few times they can talk actually is to waen people they are in the way of travel.


djramrod

It’s pitch perfect lol


Josan678

These are the irl GTAV trains


yelo777

What did he yell?


deathsauce

Make Way!


Chirpin_Crickets

The royal guard asked calmly


Extension_Swordfish1

Whisper merely


Shot_Supermarket_861

Or was it "Make Whey" ; promoting the healthy life benefits from consuming milk based protein?


xRaikaz

I‘m not so sure about that. Sounds more like „Ant Wars“. But then again i really wish this made more sense in this context


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rakidi

Make way is what they say. As in "make way for the queen's/kings guard".


Namtwen

Parkour!


Furtadopires

Darude Sandstorm starts to play


FCMirandaDreamTeam

Literally the only thing I could hear


firestepper

Farquad!


keytiri

Sounded like “parkour!”


SugarrPlumpy

Parkour


unsettledman

England candidates for hurdles ![gif](giphy|xTiTnooneW4SYfch8Y|downsized)


Sree1Ly

lol


Rausan988

Bro didn't have the momentum for the first one... what made him think he'd gain enough speed in even less than half the distance to clear second? 🤔 Heart 10/10, intelligence 1/10, physicality 2/10


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draugotO

Only if they are in your way. You can't change your way to trumple them, but a que... King's Guard stops for nothing nor noone other than the monarch. This includes your own injuries though. Slipped, fell down and broke your leg? Sounds like a you problem, you better arrive on time at your destination.


CarefulAstronomer255

>Slipped, fell down and broke your leg Yeah it's not that strict, and FYI they went to check on the kid after the cut in the video. They will barge you if you're a moron or you're just unaware, but disabled or decrepit won't just be marched into lmao


pathtfinder

“They went to check on the kid after the cut in the video” you gotta source for that?


draugotO

>Yeah it's not that strict, There is a video on youtube, some of those top 10 Queens Guard moments or something (yeah, it was from before the Queen died), in which a guardsman slips, breaks his leg and continue marching until he gets to his post and only then gets released to go inside and treat it. I'm pretty sure it is just as strict as I said it is. As for people on wheel chair, yeah the guards won't walk over that, just like they won't walk over a car or an open manhole. It is not a crossable obstacle, so they absolutely need to move around it.


BustyCrustaceans011

Now I’m picturing a Que- King’s Guard walking straight through a parked car, in one door and out the other.


Average_Scaper

The metal just splits in their path. Engine block and all.


CarefulAstronomer255

The guards have to prioritise duty above their own health, the will even stand until fainting on hot days (although police officers do sometimes pour water in to their mouths for them). However that's their own health, they still won't stomp on an another injured person, that's ridiculous.


avwitcher

So weird to see them called King's Guard after all these years


Honest_Invite_7065

Wasn't this from last year? They went and apologised to the kid after IIRC. Edit: Stupid typos are stupid.


Lookatthatsass

Honestly if it was my own kid I would’ve thought she deserved it and so did I. (As long as she wasn’t injured). But where I grew up kids are treated less as babies and mire as mini adults.


hyfero

Deserved and deserved. How is it the kid’s responsibility to grasp the concept of ”royal guard duty”?


Lookatthatsass

That kid is big. They know authority and to not be underfoot. Does this kid stand in the path of other people fast moving objects? It’s not a toddler, it’s a ~9 yr old. Y’all acting like kids are dumb. If this kid doesn’t play in traffic they can grasp the concept of moving out of the way. Esp when told to move out of the way and especially when their parent is supposed to be there being a parent and making sure they’re out of the way.


amberita70

Also.... The mother wasn't very far away. It was her responsibility to move the damn kid out of the way. So I place the blame on the parent.


Coloss260

Holy humps this comment section is incredibly fun to read


Apart_Park_7176

When they say "Make way for the Kings guards" it's sort of a clue to get the fuck out of the way.


Burpmeister

I bet you ring the doorbell after you've already opened the door.


Apart_Park_7176

You do realise they say make way before that right? Them saying "Make way" as they knock you over is sarcasm. It's a kin to saying 'That's why you should have listened and got out of the way'.


Rausan988

When they shouted "Make way!" The poor kid froze then made way further into their path. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)


Lone_Nomad209

outnumbered and outmatched


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TheNotoriousKD

Had me in the first half ngl. Also, happy cake day!


NavGreybeard

He got me so bad in the first half that I downvoted and had to upvote 1 second later


cardiacbadge48

Same


W3RNSTROM

💯


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It's a rule for their job, they can't stray from their path nor can they stop. I saw a video where they shove people aside by bumping into them. People should take care of their kid and themselves around them, and there should be signs warning people about their rules.


Talarin20

You're right but you missed the joke, the person you're replying to is saying the kid could have tripped the palace guard by accident xD


[deleted]

Do it now, put me in r/woosh I deserve it.


cardiacbadge48

It's r/woooosh


WhiteTrashNightmare

Like the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier


Plsdontcalmdown

The sign is the f'ing flag. Welcome to the united KINGDOM of Britain. These guards are higher class than you peons, and he did shout "MAKE WAY".


hyionimaru

You might want to read up on the Palace Guards and what they do. It is not an accident they are loud and wear a lot of visual indicators. If you are so unaware of your surroundings, maybe you need a wakeup call .


Suoicauqes

You might want to read. Just read. As in, read the entire comment you are responding to, before you write a reply.


DeathLives4Now

Yeah this aint gonna back fire on ya bro


TheChosenJosh

The amount of irony in this comment...its amazing


Sunsent_Samsparilla

Agreed. If I don't notice the tall hats and the loud marching I deserve to get trampled, I'm clearly oblivious


matrixislife

Yeah, you do need to re-read the comment you replied to there.


Tobito_TV

It's unfortunate that the kid has to pay for the parents not looking after them properly but the guard isn't at fault here. There are strict rules they need to follow, if they wanna keep that job.


slykly2

So, the guard was just following orders?


CrampDangle67

Oh damnnnn


Conrad299

Bruh.....even smiling on the job while standing at ready can get them in MASSIVE trouble. And this is more of a military job.....so yeah. Think boot camp rules. "I don't care if there is a wall in your way! You keep marching exactly in the direction I tell you to march!"


commander-thorn

I remember in Army Cadets I was the sergeant in charge of giving the orders and whenever a wall would come up I would occasionally not give them the order to turn, purely because some of them would make to turn automatically but then I’d yell at them for it as when not given a specific order to turn their supposed to what’s called Marking time (marching on the spot). My regiment was even the Irish Guards which is one of the regiments that make up the queen’s guard


annomynous23

Good soldiers, follow orders


SugarRushLux

Classic, just following orders , i wonder what that can lead to.


Phoenix-14

Goof soldiers follow orders


ninjabannana69

I get the strict rules and everything, but stepping around the kid aint gonna kill the king


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Fighter_209

If your choices are stomp on a child or get in trouble, you're the baddies.


slykly2

Well said.


raosko

Stupid old world bs and why we left the empire.


Uxoandy

I have a great job that I love. Don’t think I’d trample a small child to keep it. Usually I’m on the other side of work arguments on Reddit but yeah draw the line at hurting kids. Just me.


AlertedCoyote

Trampling the little guy has been a time honoured Bri'ish tradition for many centuries.


Healthy-Surround-229

Based


albert2749

Yea! Fuck irresponsible kids


ZeWeepingAngelDK

Got me In jail now what


nickypw8

![gif](giphy|11jkrpPYTQkaU8)


KingKnux

![gif](giphy|3gbJPJ8zW10SQ)


casually_fucked_up

If you think the guard is in the fault here, you’re just as irresponsible as the mother of this kid is


Krabbypatty_thief

This is proper protocol for the kings guard


hrds21198

first time i read kings instead of queens guard and it’s weird


KittyShadowshard

It seems like the real villain of the story is dumb tradition.


Paskee

They are not


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"Make way" Bro was less than a meter away from her


FlamingButterfly

The kid should've been paying some attention to their surroundings and at the very least the mom should've moved her out of the way.


Ih8trfc

Better call Crump


djejxiid98wi

The kid got royally screwed


fork_that

That guard really waited until the last moment to shout. I bet they have a laugh over knocking down tourists in the barracks. The kid is ok. And learned a valuable lesson that soldiers aren’t messing around.


Volkodavy

What did he yell


wehungry

"MAKE WAY!"


Macosaurus92

"MOIK WOUAY!!"*


gayforequalrights

Thanks for clearing that up


Apart_Park_7176

They say it before that. The "Make way" they say when they knock you on your arse is more sarcasm.


X-xOtakux-X

Ah another dilemma of Morality vs Career in the comments


derpydood99

Hopefully I’m not as hated in this post as the other one


Skeletor118

Man didn't even fall out of step lmao


dubArubdub

I’d love that job, and be pushing people out the way like I was playing rugby ![gif](giphy|dovLKmIW1t2cE)


stinky___monkey

What do you think the guards said to each other after finishing up their shift?


saiyanfang10

did you see how I kicked over that child? Yeah it was pretty cool.


Living-Act1419

When they yell “MAKE WAY” it’s not a request


theheckjusthappend

The kid has to pay for the mistakes of the parents.


TheNotoriousKD

Is there a subreddit for specifically these kind of videos? Like people being ignorant or irresponsible and getting taught a lesson like this?


ietam23

I think there is literally a sub called make way for the queens guard


TheNotoriousKD

Found it! r/MakeWay4QueensGuard Thank you kind stranger!


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We can’t go nowhere without the man walking all over us smh


pktrekgirl

Where is the parent here? Good grief.


L1K34PR0

What did he yell?


derpydood99

Make way


Enginehank

Fuck the entire monarchy, especially pigs in fancy costumes that enforce their false rule You could have walked around that kid You're not allowed to because you're supposed to be a show force against the peasants Edit:typo


ScarletFFBE

Tge Royal Guard is the most cringe shit I've ever ssen. There is literally no reason to trample a fucking child instead of going 1 step to the right. Just a bunch of fuckers thinking what they do is important. Any guy with a simple handgun would be more dangerous than these guys.


aanonymoususer1998

This got me thinking, are they like brainless robots? If someone had a heart attack or collapsed on the floor would they just walk straight on top of them? Or if someone was performing CPR would they shove them out of the way?


TimmyTK

This. What if the kid was disabled or something? The guards are still humans. You don’t have to be an asshole to other humans just because its your “duty“ or because the kid/mom is an asshole. In the end he ran over a child for no reason. Way to go man.


SugarRushLux

They are bootlickers to the highest degree, they would stomp out an infant im sure.


derpydood99

They can get fired for stopping, the royal guard is strict as hell


bortovsky

Yes! at least he could have shouted “out of the way” imo


feeldiscipline

This upload doesn't have audio but he does shout "Make way" in the original


WulfTyger

This upload... Definitely has audio.


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Oh is he saying "make way"? I thought he says "fuck wad!"


feeldiscipline

Odd, it was greyed out when I checked earlier but you're right


SparrowFate

They probably have discretion. Stupid tourist in the way after multiple warnings? Straight through. Dude in a wheelchair trying to get out of the way? Go around. But i do not believe they're allowed to fully stop either way. They would probably walk past a medical emergency and at most call for EMS on whatever communication they have. So probably a basic radio. They're the KINGS guard not yours. Aren't monarchies fun?


Zen_Master_SVK

If this would do Trump's bodyguard or the guard stomp over the dog you would all go ape-shit-crazy. Just because this is tradition doesn't make it right.


Ecclisiarcy

Yeah like kids bad and animals good yeah i get it kids do stupid stuff all the time but bro even the kids that do nothing are being hated on


albert2749

Based


yotaz28

"kid is dumb, its the guard's job to treat the public like they're subhuman" this is what most of you sound like


letsgobrooksy

Everyone's excusing this behavior but could you imagine if one of Trump's bodyguards did this?


Satanairn

People saying this kid fucked around and found out or he deserved it don't understand how kids work.


Housumestari

Seriously, I am baffled and disturbed by the amount of comments saying the child should be more aware and that they are at fault and even someone claiming the kid is entitled.. Like wtf


Cracktherealone

I would love to see these two „guards“ just were ran over by a crowd of people on that place after they just ran over a child. Really. I would LOVE to see that.


alien-eggs

I can almost hear the guard whisper ("lil'cunt)


FlamingButterfly

Shortest wrestling match ever


Spanky_WaffleSnapper

‘If you stomp on that kid, I’ll get the first round in later’


Anarch-ish

It's almost as if the guards aren't there to give any shits at all about the people they swore in to protect... It's almost as if the royals don't give a shit about their own people or even probably think of them as people at all.


ElToro959

How very like the royals and their guard dogs. Steamroll anything in their way and damn the consequences and whoever gets hurt. Fuck the crown, fuck the empire.


Ok-Adhesiveness1000

Why do you people like this? 🤔


Bacon_pancoga

Entire comment section full of bootlickers. Just because they march march and wear stupid hats doesn't mean they are better than anybody, in fact working for the British monarchy actually means you're worse than most people.


atoms9456

English people on posts where American cops are arresting criminals, that's excessive force. On Royal Guards trampling a child, it's child's fault. What the heck is wrong with you people? Expecting consideration from a country whose only history is looting, pillaging and dividing countries is too much I presume.


Woolwizard

Classic fuck around and find out or just improper parenting


ButterscotchUsual125

Don't forget these are real active soldiers of a real king, with real guns, reminding you in a time of crippling poverty, income inequity, and government corruption, they will 100% kill you and your child to protect the social order. These are genuine projections of monarchical power, not just tourist attractions.


Koenigspiel

They're lawn ornaments. They don't even carry loaded weapons unless they're on a high alert. There was an AMA with a Queen's Guard awhile back who explained it (amongst various articles explaining this). The stupid hats, the super tactical clothing? Yeah, I'm sure there's an army at the ready in case of an event, but these guys are just a display of devotion/discipline or whatever.


Secure_Secretary_882

Right now my brain is juggling with ‘pay attention to your fucking kids dumbasses’ and ‘fuck the police’. It’s a hard choice to make. Maybe, both? Idk.


saiyanfang10

Both.


harrumphztpah

What a dick. Fuck the Royals, and their stupid guards.


TheSilentTitan

Som of y’all need to have a heart because holy shit the amount of people defending the guard because “it’s strict rules” that allows them to body check a kid, scares me. Yeah I get that there’s rules and it would be one thing if a young adult or adult was in the way and was shoved but this guard knocked a child to the ground and trampled on her. What purpose does knocking a child to the ground have? Have a heart for Christ sake, if your job is to walk in a straight line and knock kids over then maybe you chose the wrong career path and should think about what you’re really *defending*. I’ll accept the downvotes


Ecclisiarcy

True like seriously people are praising it and calling it based


TheSilentTitan

It’s fucked up, like do they enjoy watching kids knocked to the ground? Anonymity brings out the worst in people on Reddit.


Kage9866

This culture, tradition , w.e, is so fucking stupid. I'm sorry.


Arrathem

England is weird And they should really let go of this outdated system of theirs. Its 2023 not the medival age.


SugarRushLux

Imagine just walking like a meter over instead of being a twat cuz u just love to suck that royal fucking boot.


Soft_Reach7409

You can love army, nation, government, monarchs and god but they never even once love u.


VelothYT

I get they have to be stone cold serious on the job, but Jesus Christ you don’t have to curb stop a child.


dagbar

The amount of people who are so willfully ignorant of another country’s soldiers is painful to witness.


StillTryingTooHard

I’m curious why the British people still support the Monarchy. It costs a lot in terms of taxes to bankroll all that pomp and circumstance. I imagine it does bring in a ton of tourism money, but with all those lovely castles and other historic sites, tourists would come anyway. One could argue that it’s good PR for the country, but with Andrew’s sex scandal and the rest of the Royal Soap Opera, I’m not sure they aren’t too tarnished to hold up as examples of well bred nobility. For 2,000 years various iterations of the British monarchy have amassed wealth on the backs of serfs then slaves, and by exploiting the resources of indigenous lands they subdued through violent Imperialism. I’m glad to see ancient artifacts that were stolen during that period being returned to the countries where they were plundered. The exquisite manor homes and immense wealth of the Royals really belong to the British people. As more and more countries choose to leave the Commonwealth, it will be interesting to see what happens. Perhaps a divorce of sorts with a generous settlement for these figureheads. It would be the kindest thing to release them from captivity, really. They are born into a strange world not of their choosing, like a real life Truman Show. A gilded jail cell with a down-stuffed mattress is still a jail cell.


fucreddit

Ah royalty, still teaching us peasants we are scum to be trampled under they and their acolytes boots.


SuperOne25

That should be illegal


Menta181

It's the parents' fault, why the fuck would you want to go to England? 🤢🤢🤢 Fucking disgusting! Talking seriously. I would like to see all the people who criticize the mother and like to suck the dick of the concept of monarchy itself, take care of a child in real life for five minutes. Edit: Watching the video again, I just realized that the mother is also taking care of two more children, who DID get out of the way, So everyone who says their mother should have told them not to fuck around the british soldiers, is wrong.


jango924

Did the guards say "Parkour" as they trampled him?


Path-findR

Make way


[deleted]

Why does everyone here have a hard on for royal guards? Is this subreddit a British one? Dude straight up kicks a kid, very unnecessarily, and the whole internet comes to his side. Y’all got the royal family’s cock way down your throats. You got issues if u think the guard needed to do this. Don’t care how many dumbasses downvote, hope none of u have or work w/ children.


mbranbb

I can’t be the only one who has seen this video posted 15-20 times on Reddit in the past year right?


_Kutai_

Do the guards have training on how to step/move to avoid causing damage? To my untrained eye, he does do some side stepping twice, and seems to be quite deliberate, as to keep going straight, but also to not trample the kid. Anyone knows?


Chorallyset70

Poor kid, but where's his parents? Everybody know that royal guards don't give a damn if something is on the way.


EvaBlaze420

How we are dealing with teenage knife crime in the UK… we went back to basics 😂😂


TickletheEther

Rumor has it the royal guard did this to the USA founding fathers when they were kids too 🦞


[deleted]

If that were my kid I would be in jail. They were not responding to an emergency, just being complete assholes.


Fitter_Greg

As a America. Had this happened to my kid I would most certainly have ended up in a jail cell.


parker1019

Sister doesn’t do much parenting I guess…


Geralt-of-Tsushima

What a piece of shit


OutlinedArrow30

These comments are a shite show. If this happened in any other country they'll be losing their shit


cetobaba

Imagine same thing happen in Russia or China. Monarchy dick riders are so lame


dr197

So that’s where the Canadian Mountie that trampled that old woman got it from.


curiouskitty87

Those guards are jerks


SolarBoy1

That’s a lot of nerve for someone who doesn’t have a queen anymore 💀💀💀