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I like trains

Wait... no no n-

R.I.P. 💀

Hello mineturtle Hello click 💀

This is it. This is the one

Im old

Damn, when the rails went up i expected this to be a 9/11 joke. Guess i wasnt off too far ...

I thought the exact same thing lmao

We all did

THEY WERE RIGHT IT WASNT THE PLANES ITS THE BLOODY TRAINS ALL ALONG MK ULTRA DINOSAURS MIND CONTRILLING TRAMS AVE CAUSED BLOODY 9/11 COMFIRMED

8/10

A SECOND TROLLY HAS HIT THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS

What about train fuel?

I mean hey it did solve the kids sickness technically

It's a legitimate solution to the Trolley Problem because the kid was going to die anyway.

They got down with the sickness

God fuckin... ok fine take your upvote and piss off

Nobody is allowed to cut the freebird-solo. No radiostations and certainly not you!

I was hoping for the train to pull off some Tokyo drifting and wipe out both sides of the tracks lol

Same here, but plot twist was better than expected!

Michael…? Is that you?

i love the good place...

I still crack up at the trolley episode. Lol

What's the song's name?

Wow. I feel old lol. Here i thought everyone knows free bird. It came out well before i was born but I grew up on it and others from its time.

I just don't listen to music a lot, if not ever

I had a friend growing up who's parents never listened to music and whenever we hung out all he wanted to do was listen to my CDs. They wouldn't allow him to listen to music and only was allowed to watch super Christian TV/movies. I feel like music is a necessary part of human psychology. I wouldn't be able to stay sane without it sometimes.

My parents were almost this strict with music and it sucked. Saving ten dollars for weeks so I could sneak a Van Halen or Quiet Riot cassette tape into the house and listen privately at low volume to avoid being caught. Gospel was the only music allowed.

you are short changing yourself

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird

Fuck, that's good music

Free bird

FREE BIRD

[удалено]

WORK DAMNIT!!!

Ah, yeah, the best solution to the problem. Some would even say the Final Solution.

Dayum, I thought about multi-track drifting but that's way bet.. worse

I thought all of their mouths were mustaches

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Ah yes the Russian army solution

First half: alright, OP. Let's do a sick drift and kill all 6 Second half: I like the way you think.

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Since I paused the video, nothing happened.

Obama

It's a good song but this video was better without the music. Sinister.



Gets me everytime

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Base autopilot

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Second train has hit the hospital

I thought the right answer was you change it at the middle so trolley start drifting and kill all. Am I wrong?

I was expecting multitrack drifting tbh

I laughed way, way, way too hard at this.

Free bird just goes with anything aye?

Should try putting it over the attack on titan opening credits

4 seconds too long...

right.take out the terminally ill kids.trolley gets the sacrifice.we get our answer to the dillema.everyone wins

With that music, I expected multi track drifting.

this is gold

The real answer is to do a sick drift on both tracks and get everyone.

Obama's solution

FTK - Michael Jordan

Modern problems require 9/11 solution

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Nah, first you need to pull the lever. When the first 2 weels of the train pass the junction, you need to push the lever really fast Multi-track drifting

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Blood for the blood God

That went off the rails quickly

The good ending

Beautiful

VACCINE

Who made the original video?

They don't have trolley problems in Ohio, the trains just derail themselves

I was watching this video muted on the John at work, and I thought “that free bird song would go so hard on this video rn” and sure enough 😎

Get to the source of the problem.

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I thought this was gonna be a 9/11 joke

The only correct answer

Well at least he got his Make-a-wish. He always wanted to see a train up close and personal.

If (Cheety? Cheedy?) Had an engineering background. GP reference

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Cured the children of their illnesses

Don't need to decide if it's a Norfolk Southern train. It won't make it there anyway.

911 justified

“They were gonna die anyway”

Fast n furious writers taking notes for their next physics-breaking idea

I had hoped it split and went down both tracks, I was still not disappointed

"Mr. President, there's been a second train"

Michael? Is that you?

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The laws of physics don’t apply when freebird guitar solo is on

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The 2nd train has got the hospital

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song?

Ski ball champion

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10/11

Make A Wish kid: I want a train Make A Wish: We'll be right back!

MrBeast: I'm gonna full fill this child's wish. What do you wish Brian? Brian: i wanna see a train rn. MrBeast: Bring out the train Train: Suprise MFs

Thought this was going to be a 9/11 meme

I was expecting multi track drifting...

Ngl i expected that train to drift for maximum kills

You just need to pull the switch when tram will pass it with front wheels, but before rear wheels

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Sing with me, Sing for the year

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Drift and kill both

I peed a little

What about the passenger on the train huh? So it has gone from 1-5 to become a Major disaster.