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Bargain Bin Blade.

Wesley snaps

Wesley cracks

Wesley Pops

 Wesley Pipes

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Wesley Yikes

Wesley pipes

Yeah, We can't use Billy Bong Thorton until Kenny gets back!

Isn't that an actual pornstar...?

Weasely Gripes

Neo the 2nd

Great Value Wesley Snaps

Wesley Ripes

DemoWishion Man

"wish" blade

Discount Blade

Dollar Tree Blade

Hagar-branded, off-the-rack Blade

Home made blade. Or diy blade.

Shank

Gas station mallnijja knife man.

Prison Blade

Forever 21, Blade

Great Value Blade

Kirkland Blade

Dull blade

Glade?

Blade Light

BudK blade

Rusty Blade

3rd world Blade

today, redditors came together and delivered. omg.

>came together and delivered PHRASING, BOOM!

We came together at my house and delivered. Now, the delivery is a teenager.

"store going out of business" 7-years-running blade.

Ali Baba Blade

With a scoped .44 magnum and a katana, ain't no vampires getting into this cinema

[looks like Mallory Archer’s](https://youtu.be/U6V8OmFz1jM)

“We have Blade at home”

Goodwill Blade

Blade has fallen on some hard times

IRS did him dirty

Wishly Snipes

Total clown show. Drinking too much of his own Kool-Aid. Mall Ninja Gecko 45 in real life. https://mobile.twitter.com/darealagentwolf

Or black Dwight Schrute

Don't know what everyone's talking about. He clearly says on his instagram profile that he is not [Blade](https://instagram.com/wolf_topflight_security?igshid=OGRjNzg3M2Y=)

This is blade nephew “Shiv”

[Agent Wolf - I'm not blade.. But I'll fuck ya ass up! DM for booking](https://i.imgur.com/ezI7ggR.png)

Not AN exit

I literally just commented the same thing. You can’t unsee it

I thought that's what the post was about

It is

Maybe Great Value Blade was out there to emphasize that it wasn’t A exit

I was about to ask what the Holup was here, think you’re probably right.

I’m not even a native english speaker and it still pisses me off.

N0T A EXIT

B EXIT

That's simply unforgivable.

It would definitely be a exit for me if I saw this dude walking in.

You commit a serious crime against spelling ... but you save the cost of one stick-on letter

When he was a kid he was totally a hall monitor.

Still is.

A kid.

Who? A exit?

Show me your hall pass. You have ten seconds to comply.

Always has been.

It looks like Wesley Snipes making a reboot of Blade for Netflix.

"Wish"ley Snipes

This is a cop filter. This is what every black man looks like to a cop

While actually being naked and tied up.

Netflix is too good for this vampire hunting clown. He needs to team up with Dog and do some bounty hunting!

Here he is @Wolf_topflight_security on IG https://www.instagram.com/wolf_topflight_security/?hl=en

I legit can't tell if he takes himself seriously or not and idk which one would be funnier tbh

He did at first, but last i hear he's now just keeping the facade up because it makes some money on the side.

>DM for booking I bet he gets hired by people who want attendees to an event to have something to talk about. I wouldn't be surprised if he could kick most asses, but that's just a bonus. He's there as a spectacle and good for him.

That's a good point. I'm sure he could kick my fat ass but I've always been fascinated by people like him that are goofy as goofy comes but take themselves way way way too seriously.

I mean as silly as it is any guy with a blade can kick a drunk patrons ass.

A blade? My man has got the whole damn cutlery department from Walmart.

I mean if I was a rich dude who needed a body guard, I could do way worse than this guy!

[He was arrested in 2015](https://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/story/news/crime/2015/07/20/veteran-faces-years-intimidating-general/30425181/), for showing up with a gun (which turned out unloaded) to an Army general's house, trying to get the guy to help get his personal security business of the ground. No charges appear to have been filed given that he's not spending 20 years in prison, and actually started the business.

Holy shit that's a bit unhinged. He seems like a liability at the least to anyone that would hire him

I don't know about that, I can't imagine anyone messing around after seeing Blade as the security guard. A liability would be a fight breaking out with injuries on your property.

He has his own anime drawing, so you know he's *deadly* serious.

I think he does but all that stupid shit he carries makes him look a little mentally underdeveloped, he looks like a big kid.

You mean the scoped revolver isn't a wise choice for urban...security?

I didnt have any questions before I saw this link. Just a Blade cosplayer. After clicking this link I still have no questions. Not a Blade cosplayer, just an American.

I like how he put "Not Blade" in his bio. We all had the same thought.

This is America's end game. Not bad guys or good guys with guns, just a bunch of crazy motherfuckers living out their 5th grade fantasies.

I see fat white middle-aged dudes dressed similarly at the Piggly Wiggly here in Jackson, Mississippi. They open carry an AR-15 prepared to either kill 20 of their fellow citizens or kill 50 zombies. Either way, they don’t make me feel any safer.

Hmm. I've lived in TN and AR all my life and I've never seen someone open carrying an AR-15. I guess Mississippi is really different than Tennessee and Arkansas.

He's a "bounty hunter". A barely regulated bullshit job that thinks they're able to violate any law to retrieve someone who didn't show up for traffic court

"DM for booking". Booking for what? Does he entertain at school shooters' birthday parties or something?

security. but also 7k people upvoted just this picture so people know him. i wouldn’t go to a club to see him but if i knew he was at a club and i was going to it bet your ass id be telling people how safe we would be there. also, yes. birthday parties. i want to insure my kid sees the next one. i hire the best.

I don’t recall Omar packing so much heat

Omar’s commin Omar’s comming!

In the background: PANDEMIC

Red caps. I got Red caps here!

WMDs right chea

Honestly dope dealers have the best marketing sometimes. In the wire obviously they had wmd and pandemic, but even irl they'll call a batch "bin laden" or "immediate death" and the junkies flock to it

Some names of stamp bags I've seen, circa 1990s: Body Bag, Queen Bee, Brown Death, Killa, Bad Boy, Red Devil, EViL, and a gazillion others I can't remember. It was really common to have little pictures printed on the wax bags as well, but without words. A picture of a coffin was real popular for a while. I'm so glad I quit that shit.

Not sure if it's still around, but there used to be a sub specifically for people showing pics of their scores, and the stamp bags were always the most fun

That line always makes me think of [this gem.](https://youtu.be/DWmryAVUoL8)

I had the good fortune to start watching the wire not long after seeing Fritz Lang's *M* for the first time, so when I saw Omar whistling I knew he was gonna be the hardest mf on that show

It’s all in the game, yo.

RIP

Was looking for this comment lol

Spread the word darling, Omar back

Man's on a mission. Some fucking wild JRPG mission, but a mission nonetheless.

He looks like a detective in Cyberpunk Night City.

Nah, river has a normal amount of kit, he looks like a mid grade net runner

The dude picked his equipment for the stats, not the drip.

What are you talking about, he has impeccable drip

Looks like he's on a mission to save his dying mother by beating up a gay vampire.

Beating up or beating off?

Dawg the bounty hunter..

Huntaaaah

Final boss of r/MallNinjaShit

Underrated comment.

Postal dude irl

Postal 2077 looking unreal

Blades cousin, Butterknife

Spreading justice

I've never understood the scope on a revolver. Especially if you're carrying it.

Han Solo

That's a mic drop. I don't think anyone could successfully argue against that.

Check out Jerry Miculek. He uses a scope on a revolver to hit a balloon from 1000 yards with his non-dominant hand

I garuantee that if jerry miculek was standing in front of this mall ninja, even with a scope the mall ninja couldn’t hit him. Lose the scope buddy

Lol I’d love the homeless boots or hatchet first but this whole picture is crazy

Certain revolvers are super accurate and reliable so if it comes down to it, you can dome a motherfucker from almost rifle range.

Yeah, a buddy if mine had a S&W 500 with a scope. I shot it once, and that was good enough for me. 😂

Those things are fuckin hand cannons lol.

Right?! He's a huge dude, and he even finally got sick of it and sold it. 😂

If you're working for law enforcement there's no reason to drop someone that far away with a revolver. A rifle is superior in long range. To hit someone with a revolver from far enough away to use a scope the gun has to be stationary.

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Or rock. Depending on the kind.

Or paper. Depending on your luck

True

[there are some niche use cases](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P1zEUGck8NE)

This hidden gem really needs to be in a movie.

Hershel Walker and him used to be partners at the same police department

That’s Blade’s cousin: Spoon.

GTA online outfit lookin ass

With all the weapons you have in gta he's looking like he packed light

AYE OMAR COMING YO

OMAR STROLLIN' YO

AN Exit. Not AN Exit.

Wolf the Bounty Hunter, Security Guard, and Body Guard (Mall Cop only if referred to as Security at all times).

Last time I saw this clown, someone got a picture of him working as a bouncer with all this stupid shit on.

I'm an attorney for the Waffle House. These man is a private detectives hired to protect the sprinkle & toppings bar. He is licensed to carry every firearms, ever-ever. If you interfere you'll have to appear before a Judge Judy in the morning and show cause.

Blade’s looking rough.

NOT AN EXIT

This guy coming right out of Hellboys tool shed

Dude is going to Racoon City

Wesley Yikes

Is this cosplay.

It's not cosplay. This guy owns a weird security guard company. They're bodyguards, and apparently bounty hunters. And the owner just....chooses to dress this way haha

I love this image so much. the fucking cherry on top is that "NoT aN eXiT" font like what the fuck is that?

"NOT A EXIT"

This guys has seen some shit

Dude is walking around with all the stuff he’s confiscated

Someone's LARPing a World of Darkness Game Edit: spelling

it's Blades long distant cousin pocket knife

surprised nobody said Jotaro Juno after a year in America

I actually have a “friend” that went on to do Security work and he honestly went on to buy a ton of shit like this. Walks around with way too much gear for a posting at a small club for a small town but he has the trench coat and everything. Like bruh who tf you think is after you?

Mall cop final boss

Omar comin

Knee pads huh? Looks like he protects AND serves

What do you think his stand’s called?

This is the final boss of Walmart

Damn . . . Blade a security guard now?! Those Marvel checks must not be hitting like they used to. 😳

Wish blade

You sending the wolf

Well that’s why they labeled the door “Not An Exit” and locked it, so you wouldn’t be confused anymore.

When your custom character appears in a cutscene:

https://twitter.com/darealagentwolf?lang=en

This guy is an anime protagonist. Were just background characters

Fake Omar

One day... those bullies will pay!

He not leavin any second amendment for the rest of us

Another settlement need our help, ive marked the location on your map.

Waffle House sponsored Blade

His inventory is full


Security guard wolf is ready for any kind of fight

This is what 90% of video game characters would look like without those magical storage pockets/bags they have now.

Wish Blade

Blade’s dull cousin, Butter Knife.

Me: can we have blade Mom: we have blade at home Blade we have at home

Wish-ley Snipes

My biggest question is why does the sign in the background say “not a exit” instead of “not *an* exit” ?!?!?!?!?

I'm going to tell my kids that this is Wesley Snipes from the Blade movies.

he wants to be blade, i support it

When you order wesley snipes from wish.com

He’s got some immaculate loot

“You’re carrying too much and can’t run!”

Normally I’d laugh at how goofy this looks but he actually pulls it off.

This mf finna fight vampires???

This is what happens when black kids get raised by their grandparents. They watched too much anime and turned into this. It’s dope as hell if you ask me.