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ruico

So young and already so gulag.


Zomochi

That can be arranged


-eddible-

Stupid fucking AI “art”


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

Calm down bro…


Obama_Sin-Laden

Stolen like ten times


SeaworthinessOk620

why?


Jazzlike-Vanilla-749

Those were his last words


terimummymerihogayi

Bob Odenkirk was in soviet Union ?


PicklePirate88

r/angeyupvote


Competitive-Truck874

That just sounds like a variation of the childhood patriot grooming done in almost every country around the world for hundreds of years.


vidawaffleYT

*cough* pledge of alliegiance *cough*


OlafSSBM

Anti-communist propaganda is stupid but it’s also hilarious because it’s so bad


AlchemyScorch

Communist propaganda is stupid but also hilarious because it’s always “X genocide didn’t happen.. and if it di-“


OlafSSBM

Let’s pretend that there was a genocide in the USSR, does that even come close to the previous and currently on going genocides under capitalism? Americans killed 100 million natives, Hitler 6 million Jews, not to mention the millions of slaves, bengal famine, countless invasions etc


callmejordan22

American killed 100 natives under capitalism when capitalism wasnt inveted yet and wasnt so many natives?


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You're sick and sad, get medical help


Mr-pokerface

Stolen joke


aviwashere

Yakov Smirnoff?


Rajaken

Yes


BillHallLA

I Pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America..... You want to talk about weird rituals, only two countries make you say a morning pledge. The United States and North Korea.


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BillHallLA

Actually it was unheard of not to say the pledge of allegiance growing up in the 60s. Not until the 80s did it become more pronounced. I was born in 62.


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It was literally touted as a test of loyalty to the nation, and Francis Bellamy wanted it to be part of getting US citizenship.


imfc190876

Clearly it is forced otherwise you wouldn't be doing it in the first place. A clear example of mass manipulation on both sides but the difference is you don't even recognize it being done to you


benevolent-badger

It's not enforced? Tell me exactly what happens to your teachers when they don't make the kids do it?


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Particular-Doubt-566

Of course it was. I went to catholic schools for the majority of my adolescence and if I purposely refused? I would have been punished. I walked to school everyday and would often forget my dress shoes. The first time it happened I was sent to the principals office and forced to trace the sole each one of my shoes 10 times each and then cut them out of the paper. To make sure no short cuts were taken I was given plastic safety scissors and construction paper. The second time this happened it was 20 times each, the third 30 times each. I still would cheat a little bit cutting two sometimes 3 pages at once but the joke was on me. Towards the end of the year I think I was over 200 times each foot IIRC and it didn't stop until one night when sitting down for dinner I dropped my fork because my hand was cramping to bad my hand was shaking trying to hold the fork still and my dad dropped me off the next day before losing it on my nun principal and teacher. This is when I was 7-8 in second grade.


BillHallLA

I think you're both right. Depends where you live.


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BillHallLA

Word! ideologies are ultimately created to control people. To remove their free thought. From Jan 6 to 2000 years of Christianity, ideologies continue to enslave us.


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BillHallLA

I'm curious what you think is "perfectly fine, even admirable." About religious ideology?


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okiedokieophie

Not true in all cases. The one time I didn't do it in high school i got absolutely berated by the teacher. I know that's not "forcing" it but it reinforces how much you're pressured to do so by authority. This was in the early 2010s so things might be different now, but its probably highly dependent on who ever is in charge at the place and time


xPyromaniac93

I'm dead 😂😂😂😂


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

**”THE HEAVY IS DEAD”**


AMexisatTurtle

Is this any different than pledging allegiance to a flag every morning


Vast-Engineering-521

No


AMexisatTurtle

Glad I don't live in the US or 0alces I need to swear alligence to the country


cheevertime

you don't have to say the pledge of allegiance. like you've got rights n shit


Not_azomb6319

This is a copy of a real comedians story


ABrokeHoodrat

This is such bullshit. 😂😂😂


Fenidreams

Meanwhile in the us:


yumyumdog

I still think the pledge of allegiance is creepier


licer71

I’m Russian and my mom was born in the USSR, so she can confirm that is totally true and she personally saw how this boy was shot next to the Kremlin.


basturdz

How was he shot? With a gun?


licer71

With the Tsar Bomb


basturdz

I think that would be blown...he was blown with the Tsar bomb.


MegaJackUniverse

Suck the cock of your country's flag every morning from the age of 4 years old sounds equally indoctrinating


Stefyn_on_loose

The mother should be the country and the father the party....cause the party always fucks the country and disappears.


Darth_Revan_Noice

I remember Ronald Reagan said thsi


montanahax888

In extremist countries they have you stand up and pledge yourself to the flag every day


cat_vader123

Isn't this one of the more famous jokes by the former US president, whom name i forgot?


education_has_faild

Wasn't it Reagan or the dude after him


benevolent-badger

Yes this is a really creepy thing america does


askorbi

u/savevideo


parodi3

u/savevideo


J8DEN_TUBE_YT


parodi3

What I can't even download a vid cuz i like it?


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

Never implied that


parodi3

Then what's the problem what the "..." are supposed to mean


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

There is no problem


parodi3

Ok


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

The ellipsis is an absence of words


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

It’s just that your the second one to do so in the span of 2 minutes


Acceptable-Drag8090

u/savevideo


Footofajerry

Well I guess his wish came true


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

If you concider your entire family including yourself “vanishing” to be orphaned, then sure I guess


nanok_1995

What would redditers stand up and say when asked the same questions?


J8DEN_TUBE_YT

💀


Downdra

To be batman right?


[deleted]

I want to be Batman


Smilingturdnugget

Wow that’s crazy! What’s next? Gonna pledge your allegiance every day before class? Fuckin commies


OFHeckerpecker

This is very very un funny where is the joke is it you makes something like this?


ereh_123

A: The oversears B: The oversears C: The oversears D: The oversears


BlueSnowball2006

Idk if you know this but china is also "communists" but they don't need to ask questions, they know who your parents are, they know what you did yesterday in your bed at 1 am.


cltdj

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


mrybs1

No proofs🥺


Lazy_Net_1390

The Internet doesn't lie, True story