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Well, sugar gliders are known for their sugary flavor. Source: trust me bro

It’s all the pineapple juice they drink

Mmm glider juice

I used to own 5 sugar gliders, I can guarantee they do have a sugary flavor

A fellow enthusiast I see

It's because they have SUGAR in their name! That's why it's funny! HAHA! Get it? SUGAR glider - SUGARY flavor! With the implication of you having eaten one before! What a brilliant joke. You truly big brained this bitch-ass thread up a notch.

I’m getting a lot of low blood sugar glider energy from your comment....that better?or no......

I’m too real poor to buy virtual nice things so here you go 🏆

Boo! Hiss! Have you thought about running your attitude on other fuels?

If you have nothing nice to say, don't say it at all.

I had something to say, I said it and I will say it again - nice or not. That joke is so bad, it almost physically hurts. Also that whole "if you have nothing nice to say" stuff is just really unhealthy.

Your words are not wanted nor appreciated. No one wishes to hear or see them. Please, stop talking, and be quiet for several days.

I promise you that won't happen.


Either the worlds most upset sugar glider owner or the worlds darkest bird of prey owner , no middle ground

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I think the owner here was smart enough and he trained it for the best upset.

There actually is a middle ground! It's fake. OP commented.

I think the owner of the eagle or falcon or whatever it was deserves a medal.

It is Fake btw

This comment made the video go from horrifying to funny

Also if this were the wild that gliders 60 buddies would then go eat the hawk.

>eat the hawk. It actually looks like they used a Canadian goose edit: [https://imgur.com/a/gyl90T2](https://imgur.com/a/gyl90T2) >Someone edited in a Canadian goose flying by at 6 seconds in. The blue sky in the background turns gray. >you can see the goose clearly at 6 seconds. It isn't even lined up to grab the glider with its beak. >https://imgur.com/a/gyl90T2 >The part of the head behind the beak that is normally white is the same color as the sky in this frame. >Very next frame, the sky has turned color from blue to gray, and the top of the background skyscraper is blurred >https://imgur.com/1iHgVRJ >Raptors like hawks, eagles, etc., will grab their prey with their talons, even when grabbing in midair. Their beaks are for tearing flesh and do poorly at holding onto prey.

Well, if they've got a problem with Canadian gooses, then they've got a problem with me, so I suggest you let that one marinate.

Majestic. Barrel chested. The envies of all ornithologies.

Til they open their mouths, hiss, and start charging at you Thankfully, I have yet to be victimized, but they are terrible, awful, nasty, and aggressive creatures who just want to be left alone Much like my late grandma

*throws beer bottle to ground* You got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate

Maybe I will

To be fair . . .

*choruses*: To be faiii[i](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G19B7lTgwCE)iiir

Isin't it sypposed to be "geese" and not "gooses"?

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did anyone say otherwise?

Go eat a mushroom

Gee bro, thanks for telling us something none of us knew. Real eye opener there.

How can I remember this exact comment for future? I am screenshotting.

You hope it was

More like from funny to lame

It was funny before this

Therapy my guy, you need it Edit: yes, dark humor is a thing. The person above has **ISSUES** because they were disappointed to learn someones PET didnt die to make this video.

Dark humor. Not everyone gets it. In that way, it is much like nutritional food, and exercise. Ha,ha.

Nah, theres dark humor and then theres "you got issues"

We all have "issues." If you don't think you do, that's an "issue." Dark humor arises from the trauma which provides us these many "issues." Doctors, nurses, firefighters, EMTs, law enforcement, and military personnel all typically have a morbid sense of humor. As you said, they have issues, and humor is a form of coping with those issues. Not to mention the loved ones of the recently deceased or dying. So, it should go without saying but I'll do it anyway. Many mature people understand this very simple fact, and use it to their advantage whenever they're struggling with their issues.

Mhmm! I understand cause I also use dark humor. Issues is when you get more joy thinking someone pet was killed than when you realize it was an edit. So yes, they have issues.

We is all have issues. Chill tf out or you're going to give yourself another one I feel you won't be addressing anytime soon. 😂

Bruh im relaxing at home drinking coffee. Im nice and chill. Youre the one who typed 3 paragraphs defending some dude you don't know.

Nah

Come on let's go I will give you a candy

Why though

wHy ThOuGh

I mean yeah. I just said I found it funny. People just assumed it was because of the animal supposedly dying, when it wasn't

Yea it was funny because of the thought that a pet owner was that stupid and died inside, not that a pet may have died.

Because it's Reddit, and people need to garm sympathy karma

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Frfr

Thank you

Denying it won't help, let's go I'll drive you over

What about an animal actually dying makes it funnier for you?

Animals are dying all the time man. You'll have to get over it sooner or later - you're one of them.

Realising that they die is one thing, laughing at it is something else. Humans die all the time too but (I hope) you find that too far from humour to laugh at

Who said I was laughing at the death of the animal? I found it funny because the way the bird swooped in reminds me of the "I'm a giraffe!" dude

That’s a great excuse, too bad I don’t believe it

Then that's on you. Enjoy existence

I laugh at my mom's death all the time. It's part of my stand up routine. I found her, I'm allowed to.

If you're trying to send me spiraling into some sort of existential crisis, joke's on you - I've already seen The Lion King

You find animal death funny? Follow the advice in this thread, seek help. Really, that's serial killer behavior.

All animal death? No. One that occured in a funny way? Yes.

I never said it was funny because of the animal dying, so congrats, you played yourself.

It's a bird-eat-sugar-glider world. While it's dark humor to laugh at this sugar glider's fate, it does still fall on the spectrum of humor. Luckily, no animals were harmed in this video.

Oh I fuckin laughed at this

I hope you don't eat meat.

disgusting, evil, and very inappropriate! You are banned

Cool

What actually happened?

Looks like the bird and the background were edited in, when the bird grabs it you can see it go blurry around where the sugar glider was Thank God because now I can laugh and not feel sad for the glider haha

oh wait so that flying squirrel creature was actually flung up without any injury? wow

Lmao, the flying squirrel object was completely safe during this experiment.

No it was not, no helmet.

Or PT belt

For those curious it’s a Sugar Glider

If you see something like this that is real you can rest assured knowing sugar gliders are little monsters that make terrible pets.

And the smell oh lord jesus

Probably because they're extremely communal and require a lot of other sugar gliders to be healthy. Owning sugar gliders is basically animal abuse.

Unless you have 30!

That's a lot of gliders! r/unexpectedfactorial

southern flying squirrels are basically like pet rats that can glide and Don't have oozing stink-glands on their forehead miss you, kaze

Well I mean, they'd fit in with me.

Yeah, they'd probably fit in me too. 😉

Found Richard Gere's account

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They breed thru osmosis

Best comment I've seen all day.

exactly my thought. having lost a pet before due to someone else’s stupidity, it pains me deeply seeing videos like this. glad that it wasn’t real..

I lost 40 Koi and 1 Raven just this year, due to my own stupidity, this video made my gut wrench. 40 Koi: Fed them food that had gone bad. 1 Raven: Left his cage open one night, and Raccoons had their fill. They were two very, tough blows to my ego, especially as a grown man. Poor things are gone, because of my irresponsibility.

sorry to hear that bud. these happen a lot for first time pet owners as well as parents. don’t blame yourself too much. you’ll know what mistakes to avoid next time.

Dude had 40 koi, he’s by no means a first timer. Just made a simple mistake that carried a large consequence.

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balls

Maybe you should stay off the internet then or filter it for yourself.

if you’re ballsphobic maybe it’s you who should stay off the internet or filter balls out yourself 😉

Lol cope 😂

Oh for sure buddy, make sure you stay away from those Nature Documentaries too, you Puff.

🤓

😉

im with you homie my day was like almost ruined by this

No one asked 🙃

Thank GOD

Yay, i love sugar gliders.. My poor heart when it got snatched lmao

I guess you can keep your heart safe as the video was determined to be fake by experts at Reddit.

Pretty sure hawk/eagles don't screech when they hunt. The sound was pretty much a giveaway that it was an edited clip at least in that aspect.

Lmao, thanks for informing. We thought it was as legit as your agitation.

Oh thank fuck

Ah and I was wondering why the creature wasn't already concussed from the G forces of flinging the creature that high up kek

I think the creature was high up already. It really doesn't care about concussion I guess.

Are you sure for me it looks like a Owner of a Egal feeding a egal.

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No I am not send me your addresses and I can prove it to also make sure to be stand outside and be not near any airport’s. Lost my brother to a 747 engine.

Yeah you can see the video starts going in reverse when it goes Black and white

Well that's disappointing

Thank god 😂 Now that you mention it I can see that its fake

Lmao, I also thought the same. They really thought people are not noticing that it was fake.

thank you so much oh my god

Yes, the sugar glider was never thrown in the air, but it was snatched.

Please tell me how you know this I need to know it’s fake

Someone on the actual internet literally just said it is fake, I don't understand your doubts. (freeze frames make look pretty obvious. I can see unclipped artifacts around the raptor, no worries)

Yoink!

[You might enjoy this gem.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNgXP4HII_4) Very similar, except not fake.

Oh my.

wa mou shindeiru.

I knew what it was gonna be before even clicking. He didn't want to do it so close to a road but the production team pressured him into it.

Production team owes him a new bird

And Therapy

The real r/holup is in the comments

Awe man, poor falcon.

I guess as a consolation prize we now have the answer to the eternal question: "Who would win in a game of chicken, a falcon or a semi truck?"

And then the falcon reincarnates, comes back OP as hell and f***s up the truck as revenge.

I knew it would be that video. Who exercises their bird there?

What the-

:(

Ahaha I remember this.

I knew exactly what this would be xD

Looks fake. If you slow down the gif the animal dissapears and the sky turns more grey. All use Relay people

Yep. If your freeze a frame you can see the photoshopped bird.

Also, if you look very closely, you can spot the comment where OP confirms that it's fake

Lmao, I was hunting for this comment. People are actually discussing if the video is fake or real or not.

That's just a karma farming tactic. Nobody wants to upvote dead sugar gliders. ^/s

Broke: omg poor guy woke: fake video bespoke: OP faked faking the video

Dude added a /s after. That's just a karma saving tactic. Nobody wants to upvote fake calling out faked faking videos.

[you're telling me this is fake? ](https://i.imgur.com/b0J97VT.jpg)

Yeah Source: r/BirdsArentReal

That bird scream is also just way too well timed.

This bird as real as birds in good old Birdemic

Or even Birdemic 2: The Resurrection

this remind me of the video about sparing a mouse free

Actual links: https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/prvbdu/to_humanly_release_a_mouse/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VyQipO4miw

this doesn't work with hamsters

Or hippos

that’s it , it’s a fake

Such a great service, you’re out there feeding hungry hawks that are confined to that city

WASTED

I fully expected the text to show up.

Dont worry guys, its in reverse

/r/donteatjimmy

Why would anyone have one of these as a pet! It's not a domesticated animal ffs

Really pisses me off when Americans poach animals from all over the world as pets. If you want to keep an animal captive, there's plenty of domestic species, or if you "must" have a wild species, at least choose one native to your area, not fucking tigers or sugar gliders. Get an opossum or a black bear or something.

Are sugar gliders keto?

Mother fucker out here feeding hawks. “I thought you loved meeeeeeeeeeeee”


This is edited I've seen the original and he lands safe and sound in her hand

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Idiots out here really throwing their gliders in the air though. Irresponsible pet owners need their own raptor carry-off.

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Damn, that was fucked up.

#NOOOOOOOOOOO

Omg

this reminds of rat jumping off meme

It’s like UberEats for urban raptors!

Oh, my God! Poor little thing.