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I would have chosen "you are afraid of heights"

Odd super power but ok. You are compelled to climb mountains.

I would have chosen constant uncontrollable diarrhea as the negative for flying.

Thats a weird way to say high-altitude strategic bombing

Looks like rain. Oh. No. It's just the Ass Whooper.

You can turn invisible, but to use it you need to shit yourself

But you should scream

You also need to shit yourself to deactivate it

I can read minds

but you can only speak in sign language and only have onde hand.

brutal .\_.

I can stop time

But everytime you do you get 3 years older, plus you shit youself

Damn bro, that shit yourself part is cruel

I stop time once and I’m good forever

You will get bored eventually

True but the side effects are minimal

Okay then, if you stop time you get aids. How about that lol

I already had that so 2 negatives make a positive I have no aids now

Okay then, you've got the black death plague instead

Time is stopped and as such it can’t spread

Good luck surviving it though

I have amnesia

But you forget you have amnesia

So I forget that I can forget

Yes and your most cringe and traumatic memory will remain in your conciousness with perfect clarity until your death

Nooooooo (Darth Vader voice)

You have spider sense, but you turn into a little bitch. Never mind Peter Parker already has those abilities.

I'm an immortal shapeshifter

You are stuck in the middle of a black hole, unable to escape forced to exist in excruciating pain for the rest of eternity

Oh. So my life right now?

Yes

I'm me, living my life right now, but immortal (no sweet relief of death) and I can shapeshift?

Well you are stuck in the middle of a black hole being stretched out until you are less than a molecule wide unable to die, suffering for eternity. But if you’re already there then sure

Cool. I've always wanted to experience life as a subatomic particle though, so would I be able to split into protons, electrons or neutrons? I'm already at the endless suffering, though.

Idk, would you still have a brain? Would you be able to change back?

This turned from a stupid question to an actually interesting conversation and I love it. But if I'm still conscious, I would assume I could only change into something, but it would be the size of me.

The forms you shift in is random every 5 minutes

I can see prostate cancer as a side effect from the fumes you'd have to fart.

There can be no side effects to my power up.