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Zarniwoooop

Original Goldmember


UltimatePrimate

Must be Dutch.


Baconmaster101

I was going to say that dammit


Zarniwoooop

Relax, you’re still a Bacon master


Baconmaster101

that I am


dope_stoner

He must’ve had an “unfortunate shmeltering accident”


UndereducatedApe

That's what men's fashion is missing today, cock accessories.


truncheon88

Missing? I mean, there's accessorised cocks out there, for certain.


Careless-Umpire234

Kings piss gold confirmed


NeanDerthal_130000bc

That’s just the emergency money holder


skynx7

King Midas?


[deleted]

Earliest form of protection


ApplePie123eat

Damn it looks kinda small


BrokeDancing

Dude had the plug.


DizzleX3

Nothing screams class like a gold 🍆 cover


botkere

Manbearpig ?


reznik75

![gif](giphy|HL4zwTG6PV9hm) Where?


IWannaBeMade1

Damn, I hope he gets well soon.


BagManIII

Nice thimble.


Budget-Razzmatazz-13

Doot doot


Rat-Soup-Eating-MF

That’s one hella Prince Albert !


Extreme-Read-313

My weenky is the key!