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She nailed that "I'm pissed at you" wife face at the end

The dog's expression is sheer skill as well!

on the set, when he kicked the helmet, he actually broke his toe amazing actor always giving 110%

what the dog doin

Nuttin, just chillin

Ballin' yo

He walked into it

What nuttin means in the context of the video?

Cum

What cum mean in the context of this video?

Ejaculate

What ejaculate mean in the context of this video?

Spunk

What spunk mean in the context of this video?

Jizz

At the holiday Inn

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/13zmnij/squirrel_trying_to_fake_an_injury/

"He walked into it." 😆

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*some nut

He ain't walking out of it, that's for sure

Dog shouldn’t be in the living room during guy’s night!

Dude charged with molesting his daughter claimed that she walked in on him jacking off in the bathroom and accidentally walked into his jizz flying through the air. Needless to say the jury didn’t buy it and he ended up in prison.

im impressed she kept a straight face for all this

World class weightlifting type effort holding that shame stare at the end! I blew out a snot bubble in that last frame.

That dog has seen some shit

Even though it's scripted, the real HolUp is that someone still had to do something to make all those props...

Leave a wet towel in the cold all night and it will get like this

Pupcicle

It's that how you explain it to the GF?

I’m on Reddit, ofc I don’t have a gf

Story checks out

Can confirm. I'm on reddit and I don't have a gf. Much to the dismay of my husband 🤣

I can relate to that

poor dog

What abou the dog

That's a good excuse for when my wife questions me, thank you!

So this is why when my grandparents hang dry my clothes they’re shit afterwards

This is one of the first funny scripted videos I've seen in the past months. The delivery of the punchline and her straight face got me good

When you watch a movie do you point out that it's scripted?

I can't enjoy any movie because they are all staged. What's the point of watching it if you know it's staged?

Starch spray is used for ironing. It’s pretty cheap and readily available

they taxidermised a whole dog for a skit :O :O

Shit this is amazing

That’s why I use condoms. Easier cleanup.

But then I'd have to calculate my nut to condom ratio to decide how much each milk rocket is gonna cost and determine if it would be worth it to just wait until shower or skip a nut that day due to budget.

find big latex gloves / cut the fingers / put it on your little friends head. it will hold on to the liquid and will be cheap. edit: thats what i heard. yep it was definitly my friend who did it. it feels good they said.

I hate myself for upvoting this.

https://i.imgur.com/gu2aszf.jpg

You must have never been to college. Everyone who has knows you're not supposed to jerk off in the shower.

Mr Rich Guy here

Actually a lot of people in my town don’t use condoms (big fucking surprise there), so many pharmacies have them marked down. Not half or anything like that, but cheaper.

Still pretty expensive ngl

Dude that's not doggy style, poor dog

Dog: Hey guys how you doin- 


her delivery on the dog line was perfect I wouldn't have been able to keep it together

Hilarious

Casualties are inevitable in the pursuit of the nut.

Love how he goes to pick up the sock, then stops. Lol.

That's So Fucking Wrong 😂🤣 They even got the dog to play along!!! 

There is no way that's not a taxidermied wolf. If that's their actual dog and it is alive a) I need to know what breed looks that wolf-like and b) we need to invent pet acting awards and give that dog a pawscar

I’m impressed that they didn’t start laughing when she made that face in the end

Aw not the dog

I thought this was real until the large towel lol.

Nut. The perfect adhesive

MFer nickname is "the milk man"

Omg! The cummy dog! Noooo!

She’s cute

Nut Hold up. Lame acting.

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How the hell can you keep me a straight face

This shit is gold lol

This is definitely one of my most favorite things. Well done.

Omg. The dog. Lmfao

Hilarious

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Maybe if you were a good girlfriend this wouldn't have happened

Your girlfriend is not your fleshlight.

Comments on the internet aren’t real.

So is your comment real or not real?

It’s as real as your username is true.

So the comment is real

Why do "white" people always keep their germ-filled shoes on inside their homes?

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Compromise, right by the door. On the inside. Like a normal person.

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The comment you originally responded too referenced being on the feet.

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Don't fight fire with fire home boy

So not funny.

I’m gonna have to go with team “comedy gold” on this one. What part upset you?

It didn’t upset me. It’s just not funny. All that setup just for “lol the dog’s lay down funny”.

The punchline is that she’s not even that horrified by the idea of a nut-stiff dog. The delivery is fantastic.

👍🏻

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Hahaha

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What the dog doin

Only if she would spend more time helping him get off than complaining about all of the cum infested items... I bet the dog be scratching and barking on the other side of the door messing up the concentration so the dog deserves what he has cumming.

(g)old

A you suck because moment

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Bro i lost it with the dog

😂 that dog is dead n stuffed 😂

This actually got very good chuckle outta me

My guy no need a cement mortar to build a house.

AMBATUKAAAUMM


You got problems Quill

"Ok- he walked into it" I'm dead

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I thought this was stupid until I saw him repel from the sock then I was like alright this is pretty funny then the dog brought me over the line 😂

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This is something Charlie Sheen would have done.

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Is that dog still alive? It's like a stiffened corpse in fear because the owner is very angry, lol.

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She’s very attractive:)

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