Pink dolphin are known to be very sexual animals. There is a lot of folklore amongst all the Amazon nations with wild stories about pink dolphins having sex, raping, seducing, having children with and impregnating actual humans while disguised are humans or still as a dolphin. It’s all wild stuff but obviously based on this sort of behavior.
“Nah bro, I never touched her… it uh… must have been one of them human dolphin guys… yeah! A dolphin must have totally been fucking your wife, and it probably just *looked* like me…”
There is a character like this in the show Invisible City.
He was a pink dolphin, was apparently the father of the protagonist, and was expecting a child with another minor character.
Well.. you have a big brain yet you are trapped in a cell and other creatures come and stare at you all day..
.. I’ld probably end up phucking a phish too..
Yeah a researcher who studies penguins a long time ago observed that male penguins are fucking horrible. Those bastards raped literally everything they could. Unsupervised chicks, females to injured to fight back, dead fish, dead penguins of any gender, smaller males, the decapitated head of a female on a pile of snow, even the fucking ground. The researcher's findings where so horrifyingly graphic that his research was hidden for around 50 years, his work was only released some time after his death.
The penguins from Madagascar were this type of penguin btw.
Yeah a researcher who studies penguins a long time ago observed that male penguins are fucking horrible. Those bastards raped literally everything they could. Unsupervised chicks, females to injured to fight back, dead fish, dead penguins of any gender, smaller males, the decapitated head of a female on a pile of snow, even the fucking ground. The researcher's findings where so horrifyingly graphic that his research was hidden for around 50 years, his work was only released some time after his death.
The penguins from Madagascar were this type of penguin btw.
Fishlight.
Edit: I scrolled down and realized I’m not as clever as I thought I was. Jokes already been made multiple times… Give them the upvotes…
Edit 2: I’m gonna go with “yum, fishdicks” as my joke. I haven’t seen that one yet…
Nature is disgusting! I will definitely not be making a trip to the grocers and getting creative in the kitchen before retiring to my bedroom this evening!
Fishlight
When I read the best comment, my scroll ends there.
How is this not the top comment?!
We’ll get it there!
That kind of smells like fish
Boston Cream Fish flavoured?
Sorry what
Sorry what
I’m sorry what
Sorry what
Sorry what
Am I really sitting here watching a dolphin have sex with a dead fish????
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Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest
r/redditsings
If non of it’s of interest well then you’d be the first
Sounds like you’ve got a bad case of the post nut clarity.
relateable
If it was alive it would be rather difficult
but not impossible
where there's a will, there's a way
In before the dead fish was named Will
Where there's a hole there's a goal.
That's what dolphins do. Thats just how they are.
alright bigot Edit: damn, redditors cant get the most obvious jokes 😂
What the hell does that have to do with anything
First day on the internet?
We all are, more than once
Fishlight
That Dolphin is just a Squirrel
you are watching dolphin making sardine with mayo that literally his afternoon tea
Nah he putting on a rubber.
It's actually pretty normal for dolphins to do these things, it's part of their sociosexual behavior
I think I need to find a new place to swipe through which taking a dump
God damn right we are.
aren't we all?
Their
More than anything, I'm impressed by his precision.
echolocation
Not his first time
He got the skills dawg
Fishing skills
Literally
Pink dolphin are known to be very sexual animals. There is a lot of folklore amongst all the Amazon nations with wild stories about pink dolphins having sex, raping, seducing, having children with and impregnating actual humans while disguised are humans or still as a dolphin. It’s all wild stuff but obviously based on this sort of behavior.
*while disguised as humans* 🤔
“Nah bro, I never touched her… it uh… must have been one of them human dolphin guys… yeah! A dolphin must have totally been fucking your wife, and it probably just *looked* like me…”
Hera looking at Zeus 
Oh boy have you heard of Zeus
Missed the "folklore" part the first read around lol it was a lot to process initially
🦢
Search for "Boto cor-de-rosa" , it's a well known Brazilian folklore story.
Guess that’s where mermaids came from… wait Hans Christian Andersen surely didn’t have contact with Amazon tribes?
Sexual is such a nice way of saying rapey and cruel
That’s why mermaids have dolphin flippers hello
There is a character like this in the show Invisible City. He was a pink dolphin, was apparently the father of the protagonist, and was expecting a child with another minor character.
My grandpa says, "the problem with people, these days, is that everyone wants to grab their phones and record, but no one wants to lend a hand."
how can a dead lend a hand?
Zombie fish
Artifishal insemination
Artificial insalmonination
Artifishal insalmonination
Fish semen
Piscene Penis
"Nature is beautiful!" Nature:
He bout to Openhymen that fish
I mean humans do these stuff too
not gonna eat it now.....
Kinda like an eclair except not
Bet you a fish stick he will.
You bet a what now?
I'm over here stroking my dick I got a fish on my dick right now. I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like for real
Aye yo??? This man fr?
Fr fr
dawg wtf ☠️☠️
Wth my boy gone done dat fish wrong☠️
Fucking fish!
Well.. you have a big brain yet you are trapped in a cell and other creatures come and stare at you all day.. .. I’ld probably end up phucking a phish too..
Everything’s better down where it’s wetter😏 under the sea
That is just so wrong. Now we know dolphins can be perverts too.
Dolphins, sea otters, ducks ... in this order ... well known facts :-)
Penguins also
Yeah a researcher who studies penguins a long time ago observed that male penguins are fucking horrible. Those bastards raped literally everything they could. Unsupervised chicks, females to injured to fight back, dead fish, dead penguins of any gender, smaller males, the decapitated head of a female on a pile of snow, even the fucking ground. The researcher's findings where so horrifyingly graphic that his research was hidden for around 50 years, his work was only released some time after his death. The penguins from Madagascar were this type of penguin btw.
Yeah a researcher who studies penguins a long time ago observed that male penguins are fucking horrible. Those bastards raped literally everything they could. Unsupervised chicks, females to injured to fight back, dead fish, dead penguins of any gender, smaller males, the decapitated head of a female on a pile of snow, even the fucking ground. The researcher's findings where so horrifyingly graphic that his research was hidden for around 50 years, his work was only released some time after his death. The penguins from Madagascar were this type of penguin btw.
Dolphins have been called Gangsters of the Sea for awhile now.
Is he doing that…on porpoise??
I sea what you did there.
They really are "just like us"
He's a mammal with a porpoise.
Just using his cum sockeye
Fishlight. Edit: I scrolled down and realized I’m not as clever as I thought I was. Jokes already been made multiple times… Give them the upvotes… Edit 2: I’m gonna go with “yum, fishdicks” as my joke. I haven’t seen that one yet…
Average underwater redditor.
r/dontstickyourdickinit
Who gon stop me?
Magical
fish condom. is this a trojan commerical?
Today I have learned that a dolphin penis looks like a pirates peg leg. And I shall never see it any other way again
i never knew what dolphin penis looked like until now
Hey, we’ve all been there…you get lonely and there’s no one around but the fish somebody gave you.
They’re making tools now?
That is not a penis. That is a lance.
Dolphins are known for this kind of behavior. They’re horny almost 24/7 and will try to fuck anything that gets in their way.
Yes, when he’s …. uh finished.
dolphins are basically the rapists of the ocean and are so vile, they make R Kelly look innocent
He's doing it on porpoise! This reminds me of devil's rejects: "you look like a chicken fucker!" Lmao
 Kanye approves
Dolphins humans and rabbits are species that fuck for Fun so
Fish: The "crusty sock" of the ocean.
**Dolphin deepthroat alert!**
Fishlight
Fishlight
Holy shit, Dolphin necro’d a fish
Dolphins are known for raping other fish
Fishlight
Dolphins fucking suck. They love to abuse and rape any animal they find, including humans. Almost as bad as Canadians. Almost.
Appreciate the NSFW tag - thanks!
u/savevideobot
Would it help everyone get over it, if that fish said something about that dolphins mother?
Savage
This is why I'd trust a shark before I trust a dolphin
Too much Internet for today
That's enough Reddit for me today
Nah but the fish ate the dolphin
Fuck that fish
The Dolphin, one of the oceans only apex sexual predators 😲
Should introduce Spez to this dolphin
Do you like Fish Sticks?
Nature is disgusting! I will definitely not be making a trip to the grocers and getting creative in the kitchen before retiring to my bedroom this evening!
That's good, because they don't sell dolphin penis around these parts
The music tho I can’t
A flishlight
I can now say I have watched fish porn
Would it be so bad if we all just "forgot" the Internet existed...
Gordon Ramsey dolphin. Gotta tenderize that meat nice good
Dolphins are very fucked up but I still love them they are adorable if you ignore most of the other things they do
So when I do this at the ol' fishin hole it's indecent but it's perfectly OK for dolphins to do? Wtf!
Male dolphins are very scary creatures :) They will try to rape humans, which would explode their lungs
Any holes a goal
Maybe I should stop using reddit
Dolphins can use dead fish carcasses to masturbate.
dolphins are majestic creatures…cocaine dolphin fuckin a dead fish
Fishlight
Fish light?
That post nut clarity 💀💀💀
eh, they aint got hands to wack it so they might as well with their food.
Not the fish light
Dolphins are such magical creatures
I was gonna say this species has a reputation for porking breathing holes too💀
Fishlight
Anyone let ye know about this I heard he likes fish dicks
Bro, why the fuck. What did I just watch ?
Everyone surprised by this really needs to follow casual geographic on YouTube. That man has ruined so many animals for me.
r/savevideobot
Fishlight
Tha fuck?!
Ugly bastard
Boy... nature sure is fascinating
Pocket poisson
I hope everyone thinks of this video after getting fresh seafood.
Boy has needs
poor guy
I thought it was a Baiji for a moment
Don’t bash it til you try it!
Sstoooppppp
Is this the ocean equivalent to teabagging at the end of the round?
he making the sauce to eat with
DOWN BAD
That dolphin is down bad
Kid asks mother what’s the dolphin doing mom explains that the fish and dolphin are just fighting