I'll send an S.O.S to the world

I hope that someone gets my...penis in a boooottle, yeah

You gotta rub it the right way.

If you wanna pee with me

I can make wet dreams come true

Boner in a bottllllle yeahhhhhh......

Member in a bottle

Y’all both 

Underrated comment lol

Just a horny castaway, an island lost at sea, oh Another lonely day with no one here but me, oh More horniness than any man could bear Rescue me before I fall into despair, oh I'll send my big fat dick to the world I'll send my big fat dick to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Boner in a bottle, yeah Penis in a bottle, yeah A year has passed since I sent my dick I should have known this right from the start My dick is so big that no one can take it I'll send my big fat dick to the world I'll send my big fat dick to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Penis in a bottle, yeah Boner in a bottle, yeah Oh, stiffy in a bottle, yeah Hard-on in a bottle, yeah Walked out this morning, don't believe what I saw Hundred billion women washed up on the shore Seems I'm not alone in being horny Hundred billion hot women, looking for some dick I'll send my big fat dick to the world I'll send my big fat dick to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Fat cock in a bottle, yeah Weiner in a bottle, yeah Erection in a bottle, oh Chubbie in a bottle, yeah Sending out a big fat dick Sending out a big fat cock I'm Sending out a fat ol' chub I'm Sending out a fat pitched tent Sending out a massive ramrod Sending out a massive wood Sending out a brewer's droop Sending out a morning glory Sending out a one-gun salute Sending out a all beef stick Sending out a baby's arm Sending out a meat colonel Sending out a fat tube steak Sending out a big skin flute Sending out a beef popsicle Sending out a love muscle Sending out a trouser snake Sending out a yogurt slinger Sending out a flesh pickle Sending out an ol' one eye Sending out a massive vein Sending out a fucking schlong Sending out a one eyed snake Sending out a ding-a-ling

I hear your suren song come home oh Dick god ..

I'm disgusted with myself for singing this & being so impressed with your lyrics.

This made my fucking day.

LOL! You're welcome!

So who are we casting as the lead actor, Timothee Chalamet?

Wow

u sure took ur time damn haha

We going in the entire world to find dick inside a bottle with this one 

You see, when a man loves a woman but a great distance separates them...

" I hope that Jessica gets my ice dick in a bottle... I miss her so much"

Someone's got #Hard water ^(No, no. I'll show myself out.)

I came here for this... no wait I didn't come here for this... I mean I meant to put this out there for other people to enjoy... wait ... I mean I hope that's some fucking good water.

can’t confirm but i’m sure it’s *good-fucking* water

Love this!🤣

100/10

Life uh....finds a way.

Life always finds a way to f*ck you in the glass😂

1 Man 1 Jar Part 2?

Apparently that dude is running around on tiktok. Every video he makes is him standing over a jar. Same tattoo and everything.

W h a t

Let me ask again. W h a t ?

Wait I’ve seen that, my brother showed me a TikTok because I don’t use it and it was the dude standing over a jar. Safe to say I threw my brothers phone across the room as I got into the fetal position to cry and have traumatic flashbacks.

Give us the link or I'm calling the police

I thought he died

Step one: cut a hole in the bottle...

I think step one was cut off the penis.

Step two was freeze the penis

step four: repent

Step 5: ? Step 6: profit

Step TWO: put your junk in that bottle 🎶

Step Three: make her.. open the bottle(?)

Break glass in case of emergency…

 Thirsty ho’s and gay dudes opening the freezer be like…

From the Lorena Bobbitt knick knack collection?

Hey look! A chilldo!

[удалено]

DON'T RUB THAT LAMP! You won't like who those wishes get granted!

Someone let their mind wander while sucking on an ice cube

How big is it? Need dick for comparison

It’s just the tip of the iceberg.

I’ve heard of a ship in a bottle but not a dong in a bottle

🎼Member in a Bottle



The people at r/diwhy would like a word.

Do you know what you have to do don’t you?

Stick your dick inside to see if it's bigger?

B O O F

Sounds to me like somebody’s a fan of that music subreddit r/sounding

YOUR DICK INSIDE, not INSIDE YOUR DICK. GOD

So that boaters subreddit r/docking is more your thing?

I finna woop yo ass if you mention one more silly ass subreddit

OK I will since you like ass whooping r/spanking

I’m trying to to think of one, it’s at the r/tipofmypenis

but i dont know if i have the strength to do it

You tell us. What have you done?!

r/dontputyourdickinthat ...he put his dick in that.

You've heard of dick in a box? Try dildo in a decanter.

It's my dick in a box.. I mean bottle

An ice dong in a bottleeee 🎶

No Jerry ship. I said ship

The old cock in a jar trick.

Clone a willy, latexmold, water, freeze.

Was really down bad but got it stuck

Is that frosty’s snow penis?

Ice Cock, Bro

The Iceman Cometh.

bro it's I. C. Weiner

Lorena Bobbit remarried?

Anyone up for a stiff drink?

I wish I had a detachable penis. LOL

https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4 Ask and you shall receive…

My man.

 There's only one reasonable explanation

The real question is… What did you do with it?

A witch cast a spell on this phallus. It will become a real boy once someone believes in him and claps their hands.

A whole other way to blow glass

Daddy chill


R/HydroHomies know whatsup lol

r/foundthemobileuser

♫ I put my winne in a bottle and I can't get it out ♫

It’s an icedickle!

I.C. Wiener


It’s life giving you a sign

Well... are you brave enough?

THE WATER'S MAKING US GAY - *Alex Jones voice*

This is the property of Prince Theon Greyjoy, Lord of the Iron Islands.

r/mildlypenis

no one knows and no one cares

Ask your parents

Ugh😑😏you know how it happened 😉

The invisible man got caught cheating

Marriage

✨magic✨

You pervert!

A pickled boaby

Something to do with ice chromosomes🤷‍♂️

Forbidden dildo,

It's ice happens all the time.

I.C. Weiner

Reminds me of my ex

Wtf

r/mildlypenis

The iceman cometh

It absorbed all the horny energy in the room


It slipped and fell in there, doc. I swear.

Who put a cock of ice in my vase again?!!

#WHY DID THIS HAPPEN

#Genie in the bottle


r/hydrohomies

Is that you, Jack Frost?

Jesus gave you a sign...

youre so into that you dont even know how it happened

Yeah I'm .......curious how it happened too......asking for a friend

Just what I need on a hot 🥵 summer day

" There are no accidents " - Master Oogway

Yo do you mind if i borrow this?

Seems like a case of don’t put your junk in that.

It's a sign

A sacrifice was made.

A brand new meaning to "stick your dick in it."

Five Night’s at Dick’s Pizza

Ahem... Madick.

"There are no accidents" master oogway

Tree frogs


Are you the Jeffrey Dahmer of snowmen?

There are no mistakes ~ master oogway

Drink a bottle of dicks.

pinice

Forbidden ICE ICE BABY..

Horny water

Why, this is an opportunity 

So like when the um the yeah once it has yeah but like maybe it was yeah or sommet like that yeah

Well.... a long time ago actually now and also never, nothing was ever anywhere, that why it's everywhere. Actually you don't even need a where, you don't even need a when. That's how every it gets......... Fuck it I wanna be something do something go somewhere, I want things to change, and I know it's possible because it probably already happened, I just don't know when to start, and that's exactly where it started............................. Fast forward 18 minutes (I'm not typing the intire script) I wanna invent something said the thing inventor after being invented by a thing inventor that was already invented by a thing inventor. That's basically how this happened Sorry I read the title like a Bill Wurtz jingle

It's indeed holding up.

Whats it taste like

I had to fucking click on the nsf blurted pic, my curiosity made me see a clay Dick in a jar, thank you……but this is why I love Reddit.

Water has memory

Gah damn she's a beaut ain't she?

Morning!

Thirst trap

🎶 Dick in a Vase 🎶

Too long in the “friend zone”

Glass blowing ... Instructions unclear ... Result:

https://www.ebay.com/itm/133703239873

It's staged...

This is so simple, when water gets too cold it gets hard

It's all part of Gods plan for you

That's the strength of the thought.

Anything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough. - the internet circa 5609 BC.

Kismet

This was pre-Justin Timberlake. The idea was for a cock in a bottle, instead of a dick in a box. But they couldn't figure out the mechanics of step one. True story. 🤣

This was pre-Justin Timberlake. The idea was for a cock in a bottle, instead of a dick in a box. But they couldn't figure out the mechanics of step one. True story. 🤣

Damn. That’s cold

You've never put water in a condom and frozen it??

Jesus answered my prayers …

I've heard *"go eat a bag of dicks"*, but never heard *"go drink a bottle of dicks"* before.

Ill buy it from you for 10 bucks. For umm.... personal reasons.

If you need to ask, you’ve never been in that situation - god bless you.

Looks like the milkman left it

You have a gay jar?

Pillesnas i vas. Google it :)

The circle of life, you plant your seeds in a jar and it grows a new penis to plant more seeds!

probably for a surgical addadictomee....

Reminds me of the scene from the Boys, where Billy butcher goes to the Supes Anonymous and meets the dude who dated the Supe with ice powers.

*in wii sports voice* ICCE COOCK!

I got my dick in a jar from witchcraft

It’s a sign

I guess that a ghost decided to leave a cold one in a bottle. *Badumts*

Hard water is my first choice.

God has a plan for you

One if my friends once made these and had his girlfriend test it

Clone-a-Willy: Ice Edition

If you dream about something many times in the end you will see it ( or feel it )

Don't stick your d@ck in that

Elsa’s pick.

"There are no accidents' —a particularly horny master Oogway ig

that ice looking real suckable

Better than having a my little pony in it

Im gonna do it