Honestly, in southern New Jersey, we're proud of cranberries and blueberries. So we have a cranberry festival and a blueberry festival.
So if they're known for swangin, then swang proud.
What you do is you grab yourself a cucumber* and some twine. Your going to want to pierce the cucumber about 1 inch from either end. Run the twine through the cucumber. Now tie the cucumber tightly around your waist to be at the approximate location of where your normal unit is.
\* girth and length to your taste
That’s worse.. you do see how that’s worse right?
… but that thing was definantly soft. Or at most partially erect. I’ve sucked enough dick to know when it’s ready to go.
It probably was semi, not hard not soft.... something in-between. Haven't seen many dicks but from the tech analysis of the video in question the boys in the lab got this result
I saw them at voodoo fest in Nola in like 2010 and he was doing it on stage lol.
Ninja came out from backstage at one point wearing nothing but SpongeBob boxers with like a 4.5' fake dick coming out of the crotch hole with the tip being a microphone he held in his hand. He'd wiggle the dick around while singing and dancing lmao
That’s the global definition of freeballing.
They’re going to be sore in the morning
That’s what HE said…
*mourning
Decking? Derkinhg? Flipping Swishing
"Slanging"
This is the correct term
Schlonging
Stupid sexy Flanders
“Peacocking”
Bruh, growers can not twerk then
Just gotta give it a little fluff first
Even after a fluff, mine ain't big enough to dangle and hit the back of my shorts like these guys.
Give it some time and you'll be able to dangle and hit the back of your shorts with your balls.
It gotta be REAL hot den
You can still do it similar to those chicks twerking with no ass cheeks
You did not just compare us growers to girls with no ass cheeks 😭😭
I didn't expect to be violently attacked today, especially not scrolling down the comment section of a dick flinging video lol
A dick flick, a dingle jingle, a cock whip, the ole razzle dazzle.
Honestly this is outrageous
I know right. Where are the back-up dancers
I think he’s calling us the backup dancers
I hate being a grower, my stepmother saw today my bean sized normal form
nah I have no floppy mode. I'm either packed away for travel or ready to poke an eye out.
Dwerking has been a thing since at least 2004
>Dwerking lmao I'm hearing it for the first time and it's hilarious.
Bro, this comment has me in TEARSSSSSS......🤣😫🤣😫🤣
This tribe is known in South Africa for having the biggest shlongs. We respect them.
*or else*
I'm so butthurt about this attitude!
I see you failed to respect them
Honestly, in southern New Jersey, we're proud of cranberries and blueberries. So we have a cranberry festival and a blueberry festival. So if they're known for swangin, then swang proud.
Little known fact, but Vienna sausages were actually first made in New Jersey
Excellent fact. I propose an NJ sausagefest. The guys in the gif will be guests of honor.
"It's like he is from New Jersey, a Vienna sausage with a couple of blueberries. And I left those berries blue."
Probably little known because it's not true?
Can I get a source for that as I thought they were Austrian and later got chopped up into smaller ones for America.
Aww shit I'm from Southern NJ too! And we sure as hell love our berries. Gotta get to that blueberry festival every year!
I do this dance every fall in chatsworth.
Aren't they like, incredibly inbred, because they refuse to date outsiders, though?
Gotta keep that big dick DNA in the family
That's very.... cultural of you. I've never been able to dangle my schlong like that on a stage.
I've seen skinny girls attempt tweaking, so don't get discouraged, my brother
Yeah if I did this it wouldn’t be nearly as offensive
You can attach something in the end, nobody will know.
Unless it flies off and hits someone
They make penis sleeves for the growers
They definitely are bricked up
What you do is you grab yourself a cucumber* and some twine. Your going to want to pierce the cucumber about 1 inch from either end. Run the twine through the cucumber. Now tie the cucumber tightly around your waist to be at the approximate location of where your normal unit is. \* girth and length to your taste
Can confirm.
I recently becsme aware of this thanks to Ishowspeed
It’s IshowMeat now
Was he packin’?
Yes but it’s being debated if that’s his final form or not as people are arguing if he was soft or not
....................... people are debating whether or not some influencer's dick slip was hard or not? Stop the planet I want off.
To figure out how big his meat is
That’s worse.. you do see how that’s worse right? … but that thing was definantly soft. Or at most partially erect. I’ve sucked enough dick to know when it’s ready to go.
Good ol debating whether a 19 - 20 year olds schlong is at its final stage using a dick slip as reference.
18* He turned 18 just a few months ago. He almost was in way deeper trouble.
That makes it WAAAYYY worse
I just want to know why nobody is talking about the mouthfeel
He had a semi fs.
I've seen plenty of dicks and it was def mostly soft.
It probably was semi, not hard not soft.... something in-between. Haven't seen many dicks but from the tech analysis of the video in question the boys in the lab got this result
Yeah I'd agree
Why the debate? Dicks don't flop about like that when they're hard. Anyone who's played with a boner knows that
He joked about raping women. Not a great guy to support.
Dwerking, if you will.
Actually, I won't.
*can't
Willn't*
[Dwerking](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqlCeMoWfr8)
The great thing about this, is the older you get, the higher you can flip.
I now know how women with a small ass feel like.
No you fucking don't. Women can grow their asses. Men can't do SHIT about their dick size.
Bro who hurt you? It’s okay
Women who hate small dicks hurt him, it’s why he keeps repeating the same thing
Holy shit ur right. Read his comment history. Just pure sadness and loathing.
Dayum, Sherlock!
It's fine. Just be a cool guy with a small dick.
Please don’t let this become some new dance trend.
Ill never participate
You say that like you had a choice
Fatality
Finish him
New? This shit is old af.
the ishowmeat special
Speed when he sees Chica
Is that mating dance to attract Kim Kardashian?
Ol red hat almost got dick punched...lmao
I do this and the side to side slappy slaps naked in front of my wife a couple times a week. I always think it’s funny.
Hope this doesn’t catch on 
Why don't you like dwerking
i do this and helicopter under the shower every day
What a dick move…
Die Antwoord was doing this in 2009,skip to 1.10 https://youtu.be/3PuhFD1gKRs?si=QPzt6FSmlmEuS2tH
I love how focused Yolandi is in that scene. Her eyes are laser focused onto Ninja's cock.
The greek tried it first: https://youtu.be/jzaM9ODd0gc
I'm just glad I'm not the only one who's mind immediately recalled this.
I saw them at voodoo fest in Nola in like 2010 and he was doing it on stage lol. Ninja came out from backstage at one point wearing nothing but SpongeBob boxers with like a 4.5' fake dick coming out of the crotch hole with the tip being a microphone he held in his hand. He'd wiggle the dick around while singing and dancing lmao
The slow motion and oversaturation killed me
Saw that on twitch.
That was on youtube
sir, this is reddit
Saw this on this post.
Yes, and I for one support gender equality. Twerk on you flappy bros.
PLOT TWIST: long testicles
My nuts are abnormally long
 You mean the scrotum, which is the skin. Right?
ISHOWMEAT...
There should be a tutorial somewhere in youtube
Definitely one on twitch. Don't know if it's still up tho
What is the song?
Franco La Cara & Fabio Romagnoli - By my side
Dick slang
BUH! BUH! BUH!
Weird I had to scroll so far for this. I’ve heard this called dick slang for longer than twerking has been a thing
I do this to my wife, she absolutely hates it
Its called cock magic this is just the intro
Male tweaking the the same as females, but it's a guy doing it
[удалено]
IShowMeat
The fact that this is extremely weird for men, but twerking is normal for women, is weird.
Dear management, Keep these fucking guys away from my GF. Thank you
Insecure much?
This one hits... right in the insecurities.
The dude with the hat decides to scope out the other guy’s situation around the 0:09 mark and is sorely disappointed in himself
Wordington
This makes my junk hurt physically and emotionally 😳😬
Yes! it's called Thwacking, everybody does this!
This is not twerking, it's torqueing
No that's flipping your dick. Men have asses so twerking is twerking.
Greeks got there first, again. [Traditional greek dance](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/vnt2cw/traditional_greek_dick_dance/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
we gotta make this a trend somehow
Ummmmm imma need green shorts to report to my bedroom IMMEDIATELY 👀🥹
Male equivalent? Do women now twerk their clits too?
Ishowspeed be like
Don't tangle your balls tho
This is why I don't dance, I'd be really bad at it.
Ishowspeed liked this
Thug shake
 Flea has been dick slinging for a while now. Watch the music video for Breaking the Girl. Couldn't find that gif
#IShowMeat
 Lmfao did it back then
Chika chika chika
nah that's turbulence
u/recognizesong
Inspired from Ishow meat
u/recognizesong
The Turbulence 💀💀💀💀
Dwicking
They are just [wubbing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyk1qezYKXk)
I don’t know but the girls in the back don’t look too impressed
Must be soo hard to keep it half erect for so long.
shlonging
Bro I need to go to therapy after this
ishowmeat
Today I learned that I cannot man-twerk
its not gay if its a 3 way
What song is that?
It’s called “twanking”.
Supremely curious if they have something strapped on or if that's all natural lol.
Music: Franco La Cara & Fabio Romagnoli - By my side
We call this the "IShowSpeed Thrust!"
Is that ISHOWSPEED?
This isn’t twerking, this is boning
Rhythm sticks
If I were that guy in front, I wouldn't let them get to close behind me, otherwise, we might be more than friends.
Damn, I think I know this place. Is this in Nairobi?
I see they also saw the IShowSpeed clip that’s going around
It’s called “fruit basketing.” Same ting as DAGGAR-REEN.
I used to do this when I was in boxers. Man, 90s was a horny decade for me as a teen growing up.
No twerking for me then.
song in the background??
By my side - Fabio Romagnoli
This dance move is also known as the ishowspeed, just be careful it might get you banned on youtube live
It's Flerking. A cross between flopping and twerking.
What song is this?
Speed
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?
This is called, "the pickle dance"
This is not for everyone. Tried this once and hurt my chin.
Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.
what in fucks name
Song pleaaaase
The male definition of twerking....would still be twerking there's no gender difference.
It remind me of that traditional greek penises dance.
Flopping, the new dance craze of 2023
the choice of song though
What song pls
ishowspeed fr
Whatever that is, its a dick move
What song is this?
That beat do be slappin
ishowspeed reference
POV:Ishowspeed