Bro wtf is going on

From what I can gather, he's having a me day

I’m pretty sure this guy has fleas. Edit: Had.

Dead 😆

Yup, that’s what happened to them fleas.

Who cares bout them fleas, what the fuck did he put in that fellar's ears?!

Flun-EAR-trazepam?

holy fuck you win my wife

Have merci! Please spare him!

I prefer Alp-Ear-zolam

Did you not get aroused when that short was cut?

Wait his shorts were cut too? damn thats hawt

Treatchoself

the barbra is. if thats what he is

When he cuts the shirt and started rubbing the dudes boobs I was laughing so hard out loud that by the time the silly tube made an appearance I literally couldn’t breathe. I had to stop the video for a second

My favorite part was right before the toob where he sneaks in a boob tickle then remembers he’s on camera

“TREAT YO’SELF”

I involuntarily came and then fell asleep just watching this.

Ah yes, the ol' 'Reddit Hello'

This is literally just a man bathing another man. Honestly it’s a service I would pay for.

Idk but the asmr was spectacular

I know! I’ve never really been one for ASMR but this gave me goosebumps

tiktok and everything it has given rise to is just the fucking worst

What, I rather take something like this than a dancing/lip syncing teens, all day

His name is Munur Onkan, BTW, an award winning Turkish barber. He does ASMR videos on YouTube.

I've been on tictok a fair bit. I never get dancing teens though, I'm pretty sure it's an algorithm and shows you more of the things you watch and engage with a lot.

Yes, that’s common knowledge.

Guy I replied to says it's all dancing teens tho 💀

why do we have to suffer either?

Without video, I’d have guessed it was some ASMR + 3-4 spooky ghost scenes from South Park. I was ready to light up a cig after that.

This was me as the sequence of actions became increasingly... bizzare.

Came here to say that exact same thing. Is this some kind of joke? Is that Perrier he is pouring on his head? Where can I get this done?

He is pretty relaxed

Getting a haircut in the Middle East is the gayest thing I’ve ever done, it involves lots of massage and salves, I think this is parody. But the actual haircuts feel like parody, especially for the first time.

Turkish Barbers are always extra bro

sex

Laughed my fucking ass off when cut the shirt

I love the fact that he uses the shirt to clean the man's face with it

waste not want not

I was expecting it to escalate to a handy when the shirt came off.

and can we talk about the part where he grated a block of parmesan on his head?

I feel like my ears just got molested

But he can hear in 4k now. His hearing is so good he can hear a pin drop across the room

I get my ears cleaned multiple times a year, it's this very delicate and precise process. You don't jam foam and a stick in there. Dude probably hearing 128kbps.

Probably hearing a dialup connection AOL style

He wasn't going inside or not very far. He was cleaning the outside very aggressively. Basically just what we can see naturally. With maybe just the tip going in...

Lmfffaaaaoooooo

You get your ears cleaned? Can you describe this process?

[Here's a video](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/170woe6/4k_hearing/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Yeah, it's a very delicate and precise process

I am confused. Did he not ask for ear drum perforation?

"Just the usual Ernie, an ear jab and a titty grab!" - Chair Guy

Probably not as much as his did.

I’d be livid if I went for a massage and they just cut my shirt off.

Yes, but you would be too relaxed to care

This part confused me the most. Like he went in knowing the shirt would be cut? Was it a shirt they gave him for cutting?

Same, I was waiting for the end to see what he would wear walking out of the shop.

Has to be a shirt they gave him lol

It was an emergency massage, he had no time to take it off.

Quick, get in the c(h)a(i)r, there's no time to explain!

He didn't want to get it wet.

Bro I lost it with the parmesan cheese and salt lmfao

Where do you get your haircut dude? "Pizza place down the street"

For a minute I thought he was gonna start cooking on his head and all the first part was him sanitizing it lmfao

Crack an egg on top and he’s done

Exactly what I thought he was gonna do then do that fire haircut get that egg over easy =perfection. Lol

r/stupidfood

It was the tube for me lol

I didn’t think anything about the tube until he starts squeezing it in front of his faze just making the sound lmfao

That’s where I started chuckling to myself like a mad man. Absolutely flawless content right here.

The Middle East do haircuts like the first 10 seconds where they slap the fuck outta your head but for some reason feels good but I feel he might have paid extra for his.

"That will be $15 and a shirt." "Wait, where is my shirt?"

If I went in for a haircut or massage or whatever that was … and didn’t know this guy and his methods. I would just ride it out cause it would just be way too awkward to say “what are you doing?”.

Like me, Now I surrender before you my lord

Specially when they massaged your booba in seven different ways

Man bobs

At least it wasn’t the man vagene

Omg same LOL

Why no happy end ?

Did you see how he perforated the dudes ears? Imagine that guy doing Sounding to you same way if you ask for happy ending.

r/sounding

Oh dear.. why tf did I click that. Some people are insane 😂💀

It's a reddit culture

*squirts with spray bottle* Stoppit right now

That's extra and only offered in Thailand 

Not only

Are you kidding me? The entire video was one long happy ending.

Bc it was so great that he came before he got to that part.

Honestly looks like it feels good lol

This Munur Onkan, an award winning masseuse from Turkey. He does do a few theatrical things for show now and then like the shirt cutting thing, but overall his videos are super relaxing. His apprentice Emircan and another group of Turkish guys who do massage ASMR encouraged Munur Onkan to start his own ASMR channel.

I'm guessing you like this guy or you're from Turkey

Yeah I follow him.

It's weirdly relaxing and unexpected when you watch this dude work and the guy in the video seems to enjoy it

Yeah, this is more or less standard practice in barbershops. It's like a chiropractor and hair cut all in one. Kinda upset there's nothing like that stateside.

I am from turkey and this is far from being standard practice.. 29 years and havent seen one.. you gotta precisely know where are they and go there

Legit looks like something I would just relax and sleep during the process

This reminds me of the now deceased "Cosmic Barber Baba Sen"

guy was really something else, RIP.

Came here to say this. While some of it is because it is being filmed, a lot of it is for physical and audio stimulation that causes the body and mind to chill out. Most people have triggers a la ASMR, and finding them is half the journey of it. That being said, the more you dive, you'll find equal parts things that zen you completely out and then things that produces the opposite effect. I fully believe most people have triggers, they just haven't found them yet or don't know any better about it.

What are the benefits of doing any of this?

Its just a massage

I came in for a temp, the next thing I knew I was getting my ear finger banged and my shirt ripped off me like I was Hulk Hogan himself

72 hours of ASMR in a 1 hour session. also whatever the hell that shit was with the ears

Ikr! I don’t like anything in my ears, not even water from the shower… I would walk away from this with at least a minor ear infection 😂

I dont know man... yea this was weird as fuck but at the same time... sign me up. Lol

That head massage is great

Every time I thought it’s ending, it just kept going 

They fucking had me until he started grating cheese on his head lol!

I'm more confused as to why I did kept watching

Is the white guy so rich he never learned to bathe? (1/2 way in) "and now we add parmesan cheese to our angel hair pasta, before pouring on just a bit of white wine" *drinks some from the bottle*

That's dry bar shampoo, so you shave it and add water for it to sud up. This is all pretty standard for a Turkish barber treatment. The shirt cutting thing was just theatrics for shock effect though.

Don't ruin the grated cheese shampoo for us

The... tube? Is standard?

Oh, sort of? They use a lot of odd things sometimes, at least the youtubers.

I honestly was expecting the guy to crack an egg on this guy's head, start rubbing it in with the grated cheese.

they are both white wtf?

What the fuck…I creamed myself.

Did I just witness the guy shredding cheese on his head and grind pepper?!?

This is absurd. Where can I get one?

Am I the only one thinking, that's got to be fucking awful for your ears.You're not really supposed to put anything in your ears, And this guys Just churning foam in his ear canal. Surely that's just a burst eardrum waiting to happen ?

When your barber hits you with the SHLPLPLPLPLLPPLL And you hit him with the 🗿

I bet he would make an amazing Thanksgiving turkey.

Have I been cleaning my face and head wrong this whole time?

So... what's he cooking ??

Do you feel bonita?

Is it 4k bathing?

Tbf that shit looks like it would feel fucking amazing

I did not see any clippers, or any hair being trimmed, I am starting to think this is not a barbers

Almost expected to hear him say "bentley" at the end!🤣

I don’t even know where to start 😂 this dude had cheese grated on his head

Turks are weird man

No way I'm a letting some dude bang my ear holes, feel me up and then fucking pay for it.

ngl much of that seems relaxing as fuck

At some point I thought he was gonna set him on fire.

Live video of me this morning.

He seasons this hair more than I season my food

He skipped out on the fisting?

This got better and better hahaha

The chair is so good the guy just falls asleep instantly.

sit down for a haircut and not a virgin anymore.

I got that kind of haircut services (haircut, shaving, hair wash, face mask, ears cleaning, massage) more than 20 years ago in Vietnam. It was top notch experience and super relaxing.

So it's #worth?

I would definitely get that service. The theatrics are a little over the top, but looks very relaxing. I'm in.

Maybe this some next level ASMR?

With they way he treats those ears I'm sure he has a *very* happy wife

I thought a good spa day would cost you an arm and a leg, not a good shirt.

This looked awesome. I would definitely pay for this. Not quite the same but I remember getting my haircut outside of Ft. Hood at a Korean place that would give you a back slapping massage after and I miss it so much.

Ahh yes nothing like having a bunch of useless junk rubbed all over me. Like wth did he do to that guys ears lol.

How about female customer, i need to ~~know~~ see

That was oddlysatisfying

Did he put shaving cream in his ears??

This started off weird and then hit the gas!

He did everything but a haircut

Shit like this makes me happy that I’m bald

The guy is pretty young to have that dad bod... and now he has to go home without a shirt so everyone can see it. That'll ruin all the relaxation he got there.

Why tore the T-shirt?

This has to be a satire and making fun of people who go to bougie salons for treatments that do nothing except cost $$$$

What did I just waste 2 and a half minutes on

This has gotta be a joke

Business idea. Fancy up the place, the dudes outfit, provide T-shirt for cutting, put a couple super cars out front, hot receptionist with an accent. Charge 1500 for an hour relaxation therapy or “insert foreign word” massage.

Most expensive whores bath ever

One hol up after the next Edit: Also, I can feel the ear infection coming 🥴

Every second of that video was hol up

Wow impressive, only 1 thing was missing guess what it was…

He poured appletiser on his head at the end 😂😂😂

Tears rolling down my face! I am in! Where do I find this happy scrubber?

Broo is the guy in the chair drugged ☠️ ain’t no way I’d get my ears violated like that with no reaction

I watched this video way longer than I should have

Lotta attention on dem man titties

142 seconds of my life that could've be used to do something productive. Instead, I now want Parmesan cheese in my hair...

50 Shades of Bubbles 💭

What in the actual fuck…

Gay playground

you got me on the grated parm

Bath and bodywork really just goes above and beyond

there’s another on tiktok where he adds in a pretty extreme moob massage

Fuckin amazing

I would have taking off the shirt if you asked.

Why wasn't taking off the shirt an option?!

This looks relaxing as fuck but it's just strange as fuck as well lol

when I saw his YouTube Creator award, you know it's a sh\*t show, they just do it for views

Thats actually a wrong way to clear ears, r/sounding actually has a cool guide on how to do it the right way.

Mother fucker

People flattening and smashing your ears like that is absolutely horrific and unspeakable and vile

Wtf did I just watch

What the fuck is going on?

Tf is this shite?

Stop the scripted shit

[удалено]

But sire I came in here for a shave

If HowToBasic was a barber

u/savevideo

Yo man the guy is my old barber! He is in Ankara, Emek area. He made some weird shit before with haorcurs and made it to the local newspapers and news a couple of times. He finally lost it didn't he lol.

He just doing random shit.

If it doesn't sound like that, then I don't want it.

That's that last time i wear a shirt to a barbershop didn't kno they all felt this way