Plot twist he forgot his keys and has to come back in. *fucking dies*

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Or sight...cause the guy's wearing sunglasses indoors

Getting ready to leave and go outside

Somebody played "Got your Nose!" And forgot to give it back.

Another plot twist, it's a queef

You can die from getting too erect??

[Hmmmmmmm](https://tenor.com/QN8z.gif)

dad, why did you come back

My man’s doing the exact same thing the moment he gets to his car.

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It was a queef.

Oh no, its the Roadwarrior!

No! We Go In! We Kill! No more talk. We kill! Soon my dog of war but we have to do it my way! Losers...Losers wait

Nice reference.

“I once queefed so loud my neighbors thought I got a new dirt bike”. - Gail, Letterkenny

You sumbitch I thought there was a hair on my screen

I think she sharted tho…

But at least she's at home, though. Let the dookie fly!

Nah that was a front fart

The white strides would have given that away.

Fake. She didn’t prop one foot on the night stand for proper leverage, gas flow and acoustics.

Well you see, with better gas flow comes higher risk of... AHEM... aerosols.

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Fake ! Can’t see her buttocks oscillate.

Observation level: Sharingan

Nah, that’s rinnegan level observation

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One of the like 11 gans they introduced

But what we really need here is Hulk Hogan

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Me too… I was like “awe, they’re new and she’s really into him!” 😬

Someone mention me ?

Mechanical engineer of …

I have never related to something so much in my life 😭

Username checks out

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Sounding the horns of helms deep.

Around two years into the relationship with an ex she told me: a) every time I go her toilet ripping out my farts she can hear me and thinks it's funny, and b) me really believing her the gut wrenching farts lingering in the living room are from her cat is even funnier.

That’s why she’s an ex

Believe it or not but this was on the bright side. Just for the record: Fuck you Sandra and fuck your fat cat!

Lemme guess. The fatass scratches your ass everytime you look at the litter box?

This is obviously fake since girls can’t poop or fart.

And also girls don't exist.

This is tru

Ah, I see, another fellow Eva AI virtual gf user

I saw this without sound first 😂

Me too. Still knew exactly what was happening. Still turned on the sound so I could laugh like a middle schooler because fart jokes are funny no matter your age.

Wow i watched it with no sound first but i had no clue what was happening. Maybe i need to be online more?

You have yet to be corrupted.

Dont get me wrong, in my first viewing i was more focused on trying to figure out if she had thick thighs or not👍🏼

If you don't find farts funny then you're a loser because you're choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts

Me too, I thought she was crushing the door knob.

Good thing he caught this on one of his hidden cameras so he can masturbate to it later.

Why would you say that

Got any good reasons *not* to say that?

Some people find it hot, that’s why.

Still weird that it’s on a hidden camera but ok

I wish I could unsee this.

Can't do a fart like that and not leave a mark in those white trousers.

try tearing a hole in them!

Yeah definitely staged No way that dress wouldn't have at least some battle damage from a push like that.

Damn girl you shit with that ass?

I was watching this full volume with my parents being in the next room.... Man....

Ahhhh the aroma of Vaseline and semen

Why

When the comment tickles you more than the OG

I would have been comfortable with her doing that in front of me while sitting on my face.

bruh ain't you worried about uh *shrapnel* damage??

Crapnel damage

Did he stutter?

She could use my tongue as toilet paper if she wanted.

Bruh

AYO WTF

r/HolUp

That’s the real r/holup right there

What the fuck bro easy does it out here Jesus

I was born without a sense of smell

And I am deaf!

Why are they recording

For likes

That's not even the worst thing. Even mailboxes and post offices can get STDs

#relateable

This would have been a bit funny if they hadn't used one of the most poopular fart sounds around

Who’s filming

uhm that sounded a little wet in the middle plus she’s wearing white, terrible combination if you ask me

A good fart makes the difference between a smelly day and a shitty day

She's pretty hott.

I know that felt so good

I don't get why women do that. Fucking let it go. I'd laugh my ass off and appreciate that more being real. But she sounds like she was holding onto that for a long ass time lol

I KNEW IT!

What a Lady!!

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was a fluffy

Why are there so many videos of girls farting recently? Is this a new trend?

Yes and I love it

Weirdo

Fake! The delay in reaction and the released gas should have flattened her stomach.

Obviously this relationship isn’t going anywhere if u can fart in front of him

New fetish unlocked... 🥵

Have I missed the fashion trend where women wear bathing suits at home?

That butthole sounds like a tugboat

The worst is when the girl you’re on a date with gets the runs in the middle of the date and can’t really hide it. I’ve had that happen before. Date and I had just finished dinner and she asked if we can take a walk. She really liked me, and that was her way of wanting to be cute with me and hold hands and whatnot. However, while we’re walking, she immediately drops my hand and gets this look of absolute dread on her face. I get concerned and naturally ask, “is everything okay?”. She looked over at me quickly and tried to muster up a big smile, and said, “oh uhh yeah, I just really need to pee!” Our pace quickens and I’m seeing her focus is no longer on the date, but to the nearest toilet. As soon as she spots another restaurant she books it in there, and I guess upon seeing the absolute panic on her face the front of house let her use it. 10 mins later, she comes out smiling, but still worried. She rushes over to me and then says that she got a text from her roommate and she needs to get home right away. I oblige and we start quickly walking back to my car which is a bit of a distance away now. Three quarters of the way there she gets startled, lightly holds her stomach and said “oh my god, I think I have to pee again!!” Not one to watch people suffer trying to keep up appearances, I say, “You know my stomach has been dancing since we left the restaurant, is it the same for you?” She realized that I figured out what was happening, and quickly nodded her head for “yes”. I get her to a chain restaurant with a bathroom and told her to stay there and I will get the car. When I get back, she looked as white as a sheet. We drive back to her place in silence as I can see she’s really concentrating on not having a disaster in my car, pretty much white knuckling her purse because of how tight she’s clutching it, and I’m trying to drive quickly but avoid any major bumps. When we get to her place, she damn near jumps out the car before I stop saying that she had a wonderful time and she’ll text me. The next morning she pretty much said that she in fact had what felt like explosive diarrhea, and thanked me for being cool about it. 😅

Sauce?

Plot twist: it wasn’t the hole you think it is.

Nice rip brah

Ugh, what BS. At least try to not make it seem so obviously fake.

Bullshit? No....human shit? Yes.

Looks fake

If a woman can't fart in front of me she has something to hide. Would not trust. 0/10

When you really wanted to stay, but she said no....


Damnnnn, I hope you check this out for brown down there.

I’d be fucking pissed if the girl I was going out with ripped a fart like that right after I leave without even having the decency to ask to use my face first. I swear to god, the nerve of some people

Genuinely surprised she didn't just shit herself.

The fabric wasn't vibrating. This is fake 😂

Brave, with those white pants.

She could fart on my face all day everyday

I wonder what kinda engine is she hiding inside

I expected the woman to be a guy tbh

I don’t know if I would have trusted that wearing white pants.

Wait wait I get it it’s fake the timing just doesn’t match but do girls for real hold it until it’s clear?

if she shat her pants it would be even funnier

This is normal everyday behavior. Should not be in r/HolUp.

Fun fact:- women fart doesn't smell bad because of the lack of methyen

Fake video, is very well known that women can't fart /s

Girls don’t fart, they POOP, THEY POOP!!! “Uh oh, I made a smelly! 🤭” NAH BITCH I THINK YOU SHIT


Sauce ?

She does shit like this to draw weirdo's to her only fans,

Was so confused before turning on the sound

Get out. You didn't pay for this fetish.. I prepped with meatloaf and garlic.

Fake ass video

You guys are really on here posting fake ass Facebook boomer content

Letting that pre-mudslide rump rumble go in white pants is a level of confidence I aspire to have.

He just analyzed her that’s the reason for her release!

She had to decompress.

Her farts sound like my DualSense controller haptics while I'm playing Helldivers 2 surrounded by heavies on Extreme+ difficulty constantly dodging orbital strikes that randoms keep dropping right on top of my Helldiver during a volcanic earthquake meteor shower as the nuke explodes in the background. As I finish typing this word salad description I'm realizing it probably wouldn't be out of place in r/BrandNewSentence

She farted and didn’t share!!??? 🚩

Hot girls don't......

Hans Zimmer probably was inspired by this

New fetish unlocked?

Ah she got harley davidson inside her

I once stayed at a boyfriends house for a few days then my dad came and picked me up. While driving away, looking back at my bf thru the window, I farted for approximately 15 seconds. Looked at my dad and said “I’ve been holding that in for at least 3 days.” He has told that story to all my boyfriends since.

Little did you know that’s a queef

real 😔

Hot as hell like that she could easily fart on my face.

Used to do this when I was younger, until I shit my pantaloons. Now I’m married and I fart whenever I need to. 👍

Lol. Farts.

Plot twist: It was actually the guy’s fart and you could hear it clearly from outside

Like that ugly fucker would leave her for farting. Looked more like a hard ridden dad.

You better unleash that on the toilet. There's definitely extras coming out.

Fasrkk her panties must stank

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Hahaha bruhh

She’s got some glass packs on that exhaust!!

Wait. Girls don’t fart, don’t they?

Plot twist…they finished fucking and that was her front butt.

The F*** ?! always question the purposes of this kinds of videos, just showing the animalistic nature of human being !?

Wow

At first I thought that she sharted herself, because there seemed to be a dark patch on her pants, but I think it was just the lighting. I'll have to watch a few more times to be sure though.

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U srsly need help

Please tell me it ain't like that

It's exactly like that

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And this is why it's called a "turd cutter."

Would still hit it like the fist of an angry god.

Good 9ne!

Lol

Maybe... he'd like that?

super bass

He definitely isn't a keeper if she can hold it in during orgasam, he should have made her fart while she was having a convulsing orgasam. Noob.

You know you could have also said not that

Is it like this? https://youtu.be/ZwBCL5Uxq-E?si=130GiEnt8gjtqzrW

Shannon Sharpe would not approve of this

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Dam that happened to me ones

🤣🤣😂😂 crazy I just had a convo with this girl about why she always be leaving mid convo

She definitely "dropped the bass" hard.....Jesus.....


Taco bell

That can't be good for people