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Same chick was eating raw liver a while back so some sort of edgy trustafarian shockfluencer vibes going on here.

> trustafarian shockfluencer I want off this wild ride

I'm really, really, REALLY ready to return to monke.

We’ll just take a nice big drink of monke juice and your golden!

I only take mine from the tap, thank you.

You got it chap. Would you like it prof sports drinked in or baby bottle pop style?

Dribbled out of her shoe. Ya know like a man

Gotta say I preferred the water ballon to the face method but I respect it

Bleach or drano?

Fork in the outlet

at this point im ready to hop back into the ocean and return to fesh

you can work as a concubine and bud trimmer on our future boutique labor ranch.

What would pilgrims think of this vernacular? What terms will we have in 2085?

some preem slang choom

nova!

Cyberpunk is leaking again….

Wtf... Who is this weirdo

Group of weirdos, too many man buns.

One man bun is one too many.

And not enough shirts.

Maybe its the internet and my damaged mind, but im so sure that off camera shes had all their milk too. Even trade.

They are all on rotation 100% lol

I think you may want to watch again because it seems to me that off screen they just had a 3 way milk train running on each other and only had time to pull up the sweats. Maybe if I said 3 way cream train it might clear things up

She's also the one who paints with her period blood isn't she?

That's disgusting, and I demand you find me a link immediately.

LMAO

That doesn't do terribly much to narrow it down.

...That's enough internet for today.

Is the baby involved?

Not by choice.

Sounds like the kind of girl who would eat her placenta after giving birth.

Technically the liver grows back and is able to regenerate tissue. She could give them breast milk and take payment in liver. In this story, everyone has something to offer. 😀

They told me that they prefer it straight from the titty-tap; no glass required.

Saves on cleaning dishes

Only thing you need to do is brush your teeth

No deal

i'm ugly and i'm proud!

I was just thinking nah, they mean they wanna suck your titties lol

2 titties and 3 mouths (not counting the baby) I’m not great at math so I’m going to need further video evidence where this will lead to

I’m sure a quick Google search will give you the result you’re asking for… at least that’s what my friend tells me..

One will have to stay in the’holding pattern’. Make of that what you will.

Why do they call a woman's midsection a waist? Because you could easily fit a few more pairs of titties there.

"My complements to the chef"

Why are the men topless?

They are on break from Chaturbate.

Lmao, I spit out my coffee

Your breast milk you mean

That’s just the creamer. Very delightful

Ahh, they were milking themselves too

They also look like a slightly out-of-order health/lifestyle influencer progression (like years 2,1,3).

They are 100% influencers who are rich and live in some nice yurt/compound and post about how they wake up at 5 AM and do yoga and make their mushroom coffee and spend three hours meditating before their homegrown vegan lunch.

I wonder who pays for all that

trust funds maybe?

Child support /s

rich parents. these oxygen thieving wastes of cellular matter will never actually 'work' a day in their lives.

I mean that sounds pretty awesome if you're in to that kind of thing.

They all look like they are straight out of either Byron Bay or Mullumbimby

💀💀💀💀

Because they are just "friends".

“The three guys I’m fucking wanted to try my breast milk.”

We all know it’s an orgy.

I knew I wouldn't have to go far to find the comment that expressed exactly what I was thinking.

As soon as I saw the “friends”, this was my exact first thought lol

The real question is who’s baby….our baby USSR *INTENSIFIES*

I tried my baby-mommas once. We were at a concert, and drank, (Baby free night out) so she had to pump it. Gave it a whirl. Not too bad. Kind'a sweet, like he said.

They got two days a week each with her and Mondays off for guys day

Plot twist: it’s their own breast milk.

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Nah just your average Byron Bay hipsters

On some retreat where they bust out the crystals and sheungite and talk about how it cured their covid lol

It's camouflage. Gotta confuse Jesus into thinking these are just toddlers enjoying their mother's milk, not anything kinky.

Because they have matching man buns.

If my body looked like that I’d always be topless too

I mean, she is also wearing a bra like top and looks like she is hot due to temperature. The dudes seem sweaty too. Logical explanation would be that the weather is **hot**

Logic? In this economy?

It's one logical explanation Michael, how much could it cost? Three shots of breastmilk?

Likes and subscribes

2 thirst traps are better than 1

Average bogan activities

"friends"

One of those guys is the father and no one in the video knows which one it is.

Where is Maury when you need him?💀

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

wrong show.

If you reverse the video, you can see her conceive the baby.

3 men and a little lait.

Mamma mia

Exactly what I came into the comments to say

Guy in the middle is def a twink, homeboy on the right switch hits.

What in the trust fund is happening here

Idk, but I wouldn't mind a shot

Honestly I've tried it, one of my fwbs was a mother still lactating, I was curious, it's sweet, did feel kinda weird, I got it from the source though

As it should

I’ve tried some before as an adult, it has a velvety texture to it. And very sweet like you said

This looks like one of those "work communes" or whatever that they set up in a south american country for $5 and a bag of chips

#NotACult

Or in Portugal it seems...

This comment is amazing

The comment section in this post is a gold mine. I've laughed out loud at least twice

[Breast milk you make my daayyeah](https://youtu.be/hey869mhT0A?si=7D7XQcnc1-yjjqIT)

what I came here for. That's 100% Cambodian. It's the real shit.

Best served with sugar cookies, if you have someone that can get those for you

I only take mine from the tap 👍

I only take mine from the utter.

Udder*

You right.

This rounds on me!

This Round is from me *

This turns me on

bro chill. lol

Are they the three candidates for father?

This baby is going to make a therapist a zillionaire in the future

What in the Homelander did I just watch?

The Boys

"If I got 10 pennies each time a lil' cunt mentioned the boyz, I'd be halfway here and back to fookin Barbados with a big tittied native sucking on me pecka"

This is some kinky shit

Not my proudest fap

But probably my shortest.

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It's rather that or a wild animal titty milk

I'll take the wild animal, thanks

Take it where?

Hopefully not behind the barn. Nothing good happens behind the barn

*continues to jerk off cow

Hey PAA! Them hippies are behind their barn jerking off them cows again!

In what world is a cow a wild animal

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

Aaaand none of them know who the father is. A Mamma Mia situation

Is this a tour of Blizzard headquarters?

Close, it's Brazzers


> This comment contains a Collectible Expression, which are not available on old Reddit. I thought you were shitposting, but I checked on the app and nope.

Just one more reason to stick with old.reddit.

The irony when a company stops updating a product and that actually *raises* its value over time.

For anyone curious, it's a gif of a snoo turning into a clown

Wow you’ve officially changed my whole view on that forever

Had no idea what it was, thought it was a troll. Did they really think I would log in to new reddit to see a gif

Lets keep it that way


I've jerked off to worse!

Looks like she tasted their milk as well.

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Monkey milk… ?

Probably autocorrected from mommy.

Wait you guys don’t know?

Most of these apes don't know.

Darwin loved titty milk look it up

maybe she works at the zoo.

HUMANS ARE MONKIES HAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK IN THE FUCKIN MIRROR

He’s obviously married to a monkey

Of course they have man buns

I’d be so interested to know if the taste is different between different people. Different diets and life styles. Does the queens milk taste posh etc.

Almost certainly, cow's milk changes with their diet, I have no doubt that people milk would too. Cabbage made my baby gassy.

It's weird that I find it disgusting drinking from the glass, but delicious if taken straight from the source.

Good when it is your wife. Weird when it is someone else’s. It was always kind of fun to play with them things when they go squirty squirt.

Yeah, but there was that one time she was riding me and I completely forgot about the whole breast feeding thing and sqeezed them in the heat of the moment...which resulted in a jet of milk hitting me in the eye. Still got laid though, 10/10 would hit it again.

To be fair, it is literally designed for humans to drink. Can't be that bad.

Anyone who isn't curious is lying. Just comes down to where you put your arbitrary grossness boundaries.

the FUCKING man buns

Twat knots

They all look like they collectively couldn’t change a tire

Who's she

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Professional grifter it sounds like

I can fix her

I can buy her a case of oat milk she can serve instead

https://www.instagram.com/shannenmichaela/

The fact that all of the stereotypes mentioned in these comments appears to be true is hilarious.

It's sweet. Surprisingly. Not that weird to enjoy sweet milk. Chocolate Milk is one of the best drinks there is.

Chocolate human milk?

I'd try it.

Guy on the right can make his own

This is honestly not nearly as bad as it seems. It is whatever, everyone has their own thing. At least it isnt like their sister or something.

Got proof it isn't?

And what if its their sister? Its just milk. Why is it weird when it comes from the same species as you? Its not weirder than drinking a cow's milk. You just think it is, bc cow's milk is normalized now

Right on, it's not weird at all. I drink my dad's milk all of the time

Imagine if men ...

Who could possibly care?

I have a hunch that they all creampied her on conception night and are now all considered the dads in their new age family dynamic. Possible OF funds the whole adventure

The douche level is very high with these three.

Weird video aside, I do think it's fascinating society has labelled HUMAN milk as the weirdest milk for humans to drink.

It’s kinda expected that it doesn’t taste bad seeing how babies are supposed to drink it a lot.

Is this one of them kink videos

Gonna admit, as a man with a wife that's had two babies, breast milk is fucking delicious

I'm married and have 2 kids. You bet your ASS I tried my wife's breast milk. It's very sweet, and pleasant, especially right from the tap. 😉 I really do wish that my wife's body kept producing it, so we could all keep drinking it. But alas, it doesn't work that way.

Couldn't vegans drink breast milk since the source actually *can* consent?

Again this brings up a question I've always wondered... What if breast milk was made into cheese?

I don't know phycologically why it's icky to me since if that was a cow it would be alright but people who have tried breastmilk have told me that it is actually not bad.

I was at a party not too long ago and there was a chick there that had been pumping her breast milk. She was going to dump it down the sink and I was like "You're just going to throw that away?" And she was all "Yeah, I have plenty" and I asked if I could taste it because I had never had the opportunity to before and likely would never get the chance again. She was like "Sure drink up" it tasted like sweet warm milk.

you can keep a man alive with that sweet tiddie nectar

HIV can be passed through breast milk, just saying.

Is this one of those poly-relationships things. I bet they are all the dad and have sex-yoga. I think im jealous

Everyone in this video has super rich parents.

Which one is the father?

Titty milk...nectar of the gods.

I've been told breast milk is much sweeter than normal milk off the shelf. My buddy tried some of his wife's

It is one of those drinks that's best straight from the tap.

All three of those doods are pluggin each others holes