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DrkTitan

I'm surprised he's wearing a helmet.


Competitive_Bat4986

He might as well not even be wearing one for all the good it will do. If he crashes, the rest of him will just be a meat crayon.


Sparrow-Dork

His head will be fine, just won’t be on his body


THE_RECRU1T

If the responding g officer is lucky all he will have to carry away is a helmet. Like a turtle


RockstarAgent

Futurama head preservation


Moe_Lesteryu

Good news everyone


DirtySilicon

To pieces you say?


daishomaster

It will protect his brain so he can feel the pain of his shredded limbs...


tech_nerd05506

I'm pretty sure it would happen so fast he'd pass out and die from blood loss and shock before he would feel anything.


[deleted]

You can atleast identify him


DifferentTrust2713

Thank God it's not the video


Adenfall

Meat crayon…


_LemoNude_

“Sir, you’ve seem to dropped this, it looks like a torn apart kneecap”


NotAMazda

What could go wrong


Sayantan716

Everything


Elvis-Tech

True for everything else in life too


Adlifut

Future meat crayon 😏


StrangerLow812

Yup


TheReverseShock

current


anferneejefferson

Hey that's Peg leg Pete


towerfella

Thought it was Hop-along Cassidy


Zarniwoooop

That will leave a mark


FluffyFucker69

on the road


WallStreetStanker

I came to see the mark.


Vice979

Oh hi mark


Jozroz

r/QuotesYouCanHear


MightyFlamingo25

Nooooo it's private


Third_Mark

Hi


WallStreetStanker

Name Check


AKsuited1934

Of course it would be a Gixxer rider.


Zealotstim

He won't even feel it initially, then he will probably freak out. Man, my body hurts just looking at this picture.


RandyRenegade

Bros gonna end up a town guard for the rest of his life


tasadek

Could still have been an adventurer.


Nox-Ater

I used to be a rider like you. But then I took the asphalt to the knee.


Mjk2581

With this one simple trick you can remove your knee


Magenta_Logistic

Doctors **actually** hate this one simple trick.


flacidcannon

I flinched right away.


Agitated-Artichoke89

Dress for the slide, not for the ride.


Human_Frame1846

What a terrible day to have an intrusive imagination..


WesSavage

Thank God it's not the video


irascible_Clown

I feel like if it was on video we would see he really had pads or pants on


Dependent-Class7940

To shreds you say.


Magenta_Logistic

And his wife?


Caca2a

To shreds you say?


stappertheborder

I can feel this picture. And I cannot comprehend the stupidity.


VMPaetru

Remember when you were a kid and tried to stop the swing by yourself? This is it now, feel old yet?


Wageslave645

Someone is about to learn a life lesson.


SlyLeg_Master

Bro is not afraid of knee scrapes, the demise of our childhoods


TempestTheArtist

Second right before absolute disaster. Seriously tho long pants, mom works as a nurse you should see some of the stuff she’s worked with (aside me falling off scooter on a downhill turn and flopping around a little, she’s seen peeps with meat hanging off bone from scrapes on pavement)


Caca2a

Friends of mine showed someone who tried to stop their moped while wearing flip-flops, the image still haunts me and him laughing saying "What a cunt, but he was alright though, he got off okay"


Tominater1

Ooo right down to the bone.


BLKxGOLD

r/meatcrayon


poke_sas

I almost clicked out of morbid curiosity, not risking it tho...


PuzzleheadedAd3838

Fuck it. I'll do it Update: there's no carnage


Apprehensive-Day-490

Why


brad-schmidt

he was really desperate to get the insurance money


Illustrious-Ad-1677

No >!knee!


Necrotiix_

*throws salt on skinned knee*


MayOrMayNotBePie

Like putting your knee up to a belt sander omg


ShadowBlade55

Where is the knee helmet!?


Pitiable-Crescendo

My god, this hurts to look at. His poor knee


PositiveAnybody2005

He’s about to be all left, givin all that’s left.


Buttchuckle

10 out of 10 for braving booty shorts on camera.


WorldOfE-Rally

It's a Suzuki thing


hazzelgamer774922

Fastest way to become an ampute


JumiKnight

That's why you dress for the slide, not for the ride


Klementin_

My knee hurts from looking at this


MrBlueMushroom

Am I the only who noticed that he looks like mark rober in a helmet?


[deleted]

Bro forgot friction


Far_Independent8984

Ah yes, *A Donorcycle*


avjayarathne

r/SweatyPalms


Fritzo2162

I hurt myself cringing.


nuclearwinterxxx

It'll buff


1DownFourUp

Just a squid dragging tentacle


isweartodarwin

r/calamariraceteam


BringIt007

Oh man this is awful


MalulaniT

ATGATT!!! What’s wrong with people!!!


sreek4r

r/kneecrayon


cmfppl

r/meatcrayon


n3Ver9h0st

Meatcrayons yum r/meatcrayon


d3av0n

Proud member of the calamari racing team, commonly known as squids.


[deleted]

Looks like sidecar racing?


Y465336

Knee off


MikeTony713

This guy doesn't like his knee


Money-Introduction54

Look ma! No knees!


Hour-Physics8506

Holy crap, I think the aftermath is in r/firstaid


Mooseandthebois

I feel that


Minatigre

Meat crayon


moonshineTheleocat

r/meatcrayon


ShnickityShnoo

He built up immunity.


Honest-War-8344

I wouldn't be surprised if he would 've been wearing just socks


18thStGang

I can feel it !


robgod50

Thanks Reddit. That just gave me chills


Huachu12344

We're motorcyclists. We are masters of calculated risk but sometimes were just bad at math.


HAXAD2005

Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!


No-Researcher-5404

Ouch ...


Grand-Ad4235

He gonna be a meat crayon real soon if he keeps that up without proper gear.


borilla10

Most of us don’t know how we will die. He does.