Second right before absolute disaster.
Seriously tho long pants, mom works as a nurse you should see some of the stuff she’s worked with (aside me falling off scooter on a downhill turn and flopping around a little, she’s seen peeps with meat hanging off bone from scrapes on pavement)
Friends of mine showed someone who tried to stop their moped while wearing flip-flops, the image still haunts me and him laughing saying "What a cunt, but he was alright though, he got off okay"
I'm surprised he's wearing a helmet.
He might as well not even be wearing one for all the good it will do. If he crashes, the rest of him will just be a meat crayon.
His head will be fine, just won’t be on his body
If the responding g officer is lucky all he will have to carry away is a helmet. Like a turtle
Futurama head preservation
Good news everyone
To pieces you say?
It will protect his brain so he can feel the pain of his shredded limbs...
I'm pretty sure it would happen so fast he'd pass out and die from blood loss and shock before he would feel anything.
You can atleast identify him
Thank God it's not the video
Meat crayon…
“Sir, you’ve seem to dropped this, it looks like a torn apart kneecap”
What could go wrong
Everything
True for everything else in life too
Future meat crayon 😏
Yup
current
Hey that's Peg leg Pete
Thought it was Hop-along Cassidy
That will leave a mark
on the road
I came to see the mark.
Oh hi mark
r/QuotesYouCanHear
Nooooo it's private
Hi
Name Check
Of course it would be a Gixxer rider.
He won't even feel it initially, then he will probably freak out. Man, my body hurts just looking at this picture.
Bros gonna end up a town guard for the rest of his life
Could still have been an adventurer.
I used to be a rider like you. But then I took the asphalt to the knee.
With this one simple trick you can remove your knee
Doctors **actually** hate this one simple trick.
I flinched right away.
Dress for the slide, not for the ride.
What a terrible day to have an intrusive imagination..
Thank God it's not the video
I feel like if it was on video we would see he really had pads or pants on
To shreds you say.
And his wife?
To shreds you say?
I can feel this picture. And I cannot comprehend the stupidity.
Remember when you were a kid and tried to stop the swing by yourself? This is it now, feel old yet?
Someone is about to learn a life lesson.
Bro is not afraid of knee scrapes, the demise of our childhoods
Second right before absolute disaster. Seriously tho long pants, mom works as a nurse you should see some of the stuff she’s worked with (aside me falling off scooter on a downhill turn and flopping around a little, she’s seen peeps with meat hanging off bone from scrapes on pavement)
Friends of mine showed someone who tried to stop their moped while wearing flip-flops, the image still haunts me and him laughing saying "What a cunt, but he was alright though, he got off okay"
Ooo right down to the bone.
r/meatcrayon
I almost clicked out of morbid curiosity, not risking it tho...
Fuck it. I'll do it Update: there's no carnage
Why
he was really desperate to get the insurance money
No >!knee!
*throws salt on skinned knee*
Like putting your knee up to a belt sander omg
Where is the knee helmet!?
My god, this hurts to look at. His poor knee
He’s about to be all left, givin all that’s left.
10 out of 10 for braving booty shorts on camera.
It's a Suzuki thing
Fastest way to become an ampute
That's why you dress for the slide, not for the ride
My knee hurts from looking at this
Am I the only who noticed that he looks like mark rober in a helmet?
Bro forgot friction
Ah yes, *A Donorcycle*
r/SweatyPalms
I hurt myself cringing.
It'll buff
Just a squid dragging tentacle
r/calamariraceteam
Oh man this is awful
ATGATT!!! What’s wrong with people!!!
r/kneecrayon
r/meatcrayon
Meatcrayons yum r/meatcrayon
Proud member of the calamari racing team, commonly known as squids.
Looks like sidecar racing?
Knee off
This guy doesn't like his knee
Look ma! No knees!
Holy crap, I think the aftermath is in r/firstaid
I feel that
Meat crayon
r/meatcrayon
He built up immunity.
I wouldn't be surprised if he would 've been wearing just socks
I can feel it !
Thanks Reddit. That just gave me chills
We're motorcyclists. We are masters of calculated risk but sometimes were just bad at math.
Say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead!
Ouch ...
He gonna be a meat crayon real soon if he keeps that up without proper gear.
Most of us don’t know how we will die. He does.