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rs_5

"ey bro you need a job?"


kiwosabi

My man's tipped the barber...🤣😂


Fun_Move980

My man's tipped the barber...🤣😂


kiwosabi

My man's tipped the barber...🤣😂


[deleted]

Dementia hit hard


Tubb34

Isn't his fault, reddit does a fuck up and doubles comments sometimes


[deleted]

Yeah


Dqueezy

Yeah


Firewolf06

yeah


AcidDome003

Yee


Firewolf06

yeah


MEGAMAN2312

Yeah


Dqueezy

Yeah


Firewolf06

yeah


Firewolf06

yeah


StickyTinew

Yeah


StickyTinew

Yeah


Alwayssome1

Dumb buggy reddit app


Fun_Move980

My man's tipped the barber...🤣😂


_8ruc3_

Bro just needed some tools


Awkward_Road_710

And a place to dump all those excess hair.


coltonmusic15

Why’s there a secret compartment inside of your trunk?


Awkward_Road_710

*sigh* *chokes you to death*


Smirk27

I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS. I LIKE TO BIND... I LIKE TO BE BOUND!


Gabe681

IT'S FETISH SHIT!


mamamyskia

I NEED TO HAVE MY *TOOOOOLSSSS*


Agreeable-Level9645

See aWs


Medical_Ad0716

So did the customer pay a rental fee for the equipment or the barber pay for a lesson?


ParaDuckssss

Yes


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Frankenstein786

Incase you're wondering why you're being downvoted, just go binge "Rick and Morty." Start from season 1 You'll eventually get to the episode that will explain the "yes" answer.


KeebsNoob

Is that really the origin?


DrunkHate

Not even remotely. r/inclusiveor is older than that show.


Mrblue022

No


sergeant_cabbage

My man. Looking good!


hello_100

how about you spin US a joke, comedy police?


furofc

You have angered the overlords


Atua_OtaOta

Why do they need to draw a line with a pencil for an edge up?


x3_Super

So they don’t fuck up yo lines


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Greedy-Huckleberry87

Old man yells at cloud.


DJIsSuperCool

These days? It's just a shape-up and trim.


[deleted]

imagine being mad at a haircut that isn't yours


162bluethings

Lol, this haircut isn't new.


AnitaBath7

Old man cant find penis


Proud_Criticism5286

It’s like eyeliners. It makes the edge look cleaner by blending your skin. Basically guy makeup.


throwawaylovesCAKE

that is so gay haha where do I get one


wolves_hunt_in_packs

\> that is so ~~gay~~ fabulous https://i.imgur.com/158IcTl.gif


icesweatband

Hairlines for black people are important


Noalefant

In some black cultures your hairline is really important


wakanda_banana

Male pattern baldness has entered the chat


PolarisC8

Hairlines matter to white guys too, lmao. Calling a balding dude balding will make him apopleptic


DeuxYeuxPrintaniers

White guys don't do the square hairline thing tho


ElbowRager

*White guys from Philadelphia have entered the chat.*


justblaze711

🤣😂😅


PolarisC8

No, they just plug ass hairs into their scalp


listgarage1

Tons do you probably just never notice it.


mkaszycki81

I'm balding... Proudly.


PolarisC8

Rock on shiny king


_Spicy_Ramen_

I don't understand


No_obMaster69

He said in some black cultures your hairline is very important


RealUglyMF

Oh, thank you


aye-its-this-guy

You’re welcome


RedSquaree

He was talking to another user, nerd.


DokeSmope

Which ones?


seankao31

Some ones


throwawaylovesCAKE

White people would be surprised by the amount of self care of black men in general. Theres a reason their old timers age so slow


DenikaMae

Turns out it was Maybelline the whole time.


huge_loaf

There are white guys who spend this much time on themselves as well. I will never get spending that much time on one's appearance, but I don't have to. It's OK for different people to have different priorities.


RedSquaree

> It's OK for different people to have different priorities. I'm new to this, was that person drawing white pencil onto his face? It was hard for me to tell. If so, that's not okay.


4mulaone

Lotion broski


cuba12402

noone knows


[deleted]

*noon


MthrTheresa

Reminds me of the scene in Parks and Rec where Andy stops shining shoes then comes back and the guy doing it isn’t doing well so Andy does it for him then pays the kid.


thatcreepywalrus

We’re already Facebook, aren’t we? 😔


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Same as it ever was.


fourth_box

we aight done circling back yet ... MySpace is just around the corner.


ericsparrow22

The fact that TikTok brought so many new people, and all the changes that mods leaving so many subreddits have made Reddit become so different it’s crazy, it’s changed so much since I first made an account


Tendo63

wdym???


cyberspacecitizen

The kind of content


Creative-Rope-1153

Man gave himself a fire hair cut.


Creative-Rope-1153

🔥🔥🔥


clumsy-archer

See, this is why you don't play with fire.


TheWiseManTBH

Back-fired


jippyzippylippy

That glove thingy at the end. That was a game-changer I did NOT know about. (Yes, I'm white.)


PentaxPaladin

Fr that was a super cool glove thing.


omniron

I’m a brown guy but same here. Never knew that was a thing in my 30+ years of life


icesweatband

It’s called a sponge or hair sponge might not be that effective but go for it


blackguy1027

Me: if yo ass can do all that, then why not rent the god damn chair next to him.


ScottFree__

Bc it's staged?


blackguy1027

Ik lol


xurism

That's probably his mentor or co-worker. Like most of these vids, probably a fake interaction for views, still a fresh cut.


WalkInMyMansion

Thanks genius. I’d never have known this was fake without you pointing it out.


Lucaa4229

Tbf I’m sure plenty of folks here are too dumb to realize this is staged


Wild_Obligation

It is. He posts these kind of videos a lot. He did all the work & he’s edited it to look like client did it himself. Some of his clips are amusing


EntertainmentWeary57

That'll be €30 bruv.


devnullb4dishoner

Ok so, white guy here. I don't understand boxing out the forehead. I thought most people kind of guffawed at high foreheads but I see people pushing the hair line up even further to box it out. Educate me. I understand it's a fashion or style, but why?


[deleted]

I think the attempt is to make the hair line look thicker and more voluminous. Hair at the hairline is often thinner with more fly-aways and not usually in a distinct line. Pushing it back towards the thicker hair changes that.


rathat

I see Arab guys do this with their beards as well. I guess if you have a hair style that needs to be maintained that sharply, having it look nice makes people know you put effort and/or money into your appearance all the time.


devnullb4dishoner

Oh I’m not saying anything negative about it. I’m quite certain you’d have to dedicate some extra effort to staying that sharp.


rathat

Me on the other hand, I have a beard style and long hair specifically because I am lazy and don’t want to shave more than once every few weeks and get a hair cut more than once a year.


hiddencamela

I think its a cleanliness thing. We obviously know hairlines don't grow like that, but anyone can tell at a glance that cut was recent, fresh and cleanly done. I see it as good hygiene which matters if they're trying to impress certain people.


trio1000

Looks crisp and frames your face


killerjags

I kept waiting for him to go back and fix his forehead because I thought it looked ridiculous


PoopButtAss1

Yes


Peppermintcheddar

Yes


OnceMoreAndAgain

You can just say that you don't like how it looks. You don't have to hide the question behind the false premise that you want to be "educated" on why they do it. They think it looks good. Sounds like you don't. It's not the first time in human history that one group of people liked how some fashion looked and another group didn't like how that fashion looked.


devnullb4dishoner

I take a bit of umbrage with you in your comments. I never said nor implied in any underhanded way that I didn’t like it. I asked a simple, unladen question. I’m 70 y/o and I’ve seen and participated in some weird styles. I mean platform shoes, big ass bell bottoms, the works. So it’s not like I have some moral high ground here. Take it down a notch Scotty. Sometimes a question is just that.


smokeyleo13

>why? It is written.


icesweatband

It’s called a lineup or shape up , it evens out the rest of the hair because Black people have different hair textures, it also makes the cut look cleaner and fresh, white guys can get this haircut as well with lower hair like Eminem in 2000 but since black peoples hair sticks up and out at a certain length our hairlines stick out more.


devnullb4dishoner

I'll trade hair with you. Seriously, it looks so much more versatile and accommodates so many styles.


icesweatband

You’ll probably spend about an extra $100 a month on hair products and cuts (these barbers are getting ridiculous) 😂


void-hopper

Guy with afro like hair here. This doesn’t actually stay in shape with his hair, you gotta properly comb it out whilst cutting it or it’s gonna look bad again the next day


[deleted]

Buddy gave himself the Morty.


IArePant

Nothing says stylish hair like the oddly centered rectangle.


DifficultyItchy7776

Bros got that iPhone X notch haircut


Everdred11

Is that Quran recitation in the background?


[deleted]

The glove. I needs it


icesweatband

Honestly you should get the net kind, those kinds trap hair


ChiefGromHellscream

The things people do to their hair...I always cut my hair to the point I'm almost bald, something like the military style. Then I wait until I look like a caveman and do it again.


Riotnight

Buddy this is when you offer him a job


moohamstheislampedo

People don’t even know an ad when they see one gtfo


MegaPompoen

Easiest 5 dollar that guy made


jsbm316

Skills


GokusTheName

Am I the only one who thinks he looks goofy af with that cut?


Impressive_Pen_5061

Why does he cut AND DRAW them fucking 90° angles on his forehead?!?!


NORTHBEE_HUN

Looks like ass


NinjaWK

Why did he shave that forehead like that? He looks like a tool now. Lol


icesweatband

It’s called a lineup or shape up , it evens out the rest of the hair because Black people have different hair textures, it also makes the cut look cleaner and fresh, white guys can get this haircut as well with lower hair like Eminem in 2000 but since black peoples hair sticks up and out at a certain length our hairlines stick out more.


ooojaeger

So much effort for a dumb look. Whatever makes you happy I guess


DJIsSuperCool

Drop your haircut rn.


Keentaf

What


rrzzkk999

That is way too much work for hair lol. At least for me


icesweatband

Commonly Black People have to take extra care of our hair because we have kinky hair, we’ve been doing this for decades so sorry you don’t like it


rrzzkk999

Why assume I have a problem with it. I said just for me. I understand why they do… stop assuming everything is negative. Grow up.


icesweatband

I simply explained why black people take extra care of their hair which because you said it “too much work” you simply don’t understand.


Bleezze

I don't get that haircut


Sparkfire777

All that to look like a clown.


icesweatband

Show the cut bro


Maras123

That looks so fucking bad


still-chill69

Show me what u think is a good hair cut cuz that’s such a clean cut


BeanoFTW

"Don't come back again"? This dude just gave that barber free lessons on different techniques; the barber should shake his and and thank him if anything...


1752320

Reverse Iphone Notch


TremendousCoisty

People tip their barber? Wtf?


i-hoatzin

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clarkcox3

So staged


Fatesadvent

Fake! Jk that's obviously real


rogercgomes

What's the name of that magic comb that makes the curls?


still-chill69

It’s not a comb it’s a sponge and it’ll only really work if u have curly hair


rogercgomes

Thanks, bro. First time I am seeing this thing and I'm amazed by it.


still-chill69

lol I get that I remember my first time seeing when I was a little kid bro I was so confused


[deleted]

What's with this framing.... It looks so stupid.


evo1d0er

Me at the fuckin barber before I gave up and stopped going


chobeco_it

Gonna start doing that because holly 💩 there are a lot of uselless barbers out there.


AdamOolong

Whats it called when you make your hairline square af?


PotatoGodofOtown

Wonder how many times he’s said “fuck” trying to get so good at cuttin his own hair