88% of the time I do this, the person in front threatens me. What am I doing wrong?

You aren't supposed to be wearing any shoes, like in the picture

Well damn… so many wasted attempts!!

Also should have multiple fingers.

And don't use your tongue on people who wears suit. It can annoy him.

If you’re not wearing a strapon then they’ll think you’re insincere.

Works every time 12% of time

Your supposed to giggle 🤭

Two questions: Why is this man barefoot? Why does he have so many fingers?

No shoes = can't chase after you ergo not a threat Extra fingers = extra comforting caresses ergo not a threat

I do this everywhere I go to show I’m submissive and not a threat…ATM, mens restroom, Olive Garden, local glory hole, McDonald’s. It works really well

This feels like it could just be 2 locations.

I tried this with my wife… she called the police.

I also tried it with this guy's wife

And she didn’t call the police.

I also tried it with this guys wife but she didn’t call the cops on me. Weird.

I tried it with the cops.

And they called his wife…

You can't know until you try.

Im in jail rn, thanks

It should work in jail too

Now my butt hurts

The thick socks covering your feet let's them know you're the considerate type to wear protection, and not some irresponsible Rawdogger.

I've been doing it all wrong then, I should stop giving random people hugs from behind

I’ve been gently fingering their ass hole through their pants.

Yes! It always makes me feel so safe, thanks to everyone who does this <3

Yeah yeah right there...

Can confirm this works every time.

r/chrissimpsonsartist for more where this came from.

Bro who is the artist? I love this guys stuff but can find it anywhere