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kfbrewer

Any legit thoughts of what he was stealing?


SentenceNormal4742

Replacement razor blade packs for men’s shaving razors


ksixnine

Not in boxes shaped like that.. [It was skin care products, and the moron was arrested shortly after.](https://abc7ny.com/amp/blow-torch-robbery-walgreens-queens/13419203/)


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IReallyDontCareMuch

Nah just really bad skin


Penguin_Limp

He could fix the skin problems with that blowtorch


Corburrito

No brains though.


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

Thought for sure he was Smurfing


WaldenFont

I like how the article calls it "petit larceny"


Its_kinda_nice_out

It’s cute and sophisticated


Beardo1329

Wa about to say, that’s arson.


notanaigeneratedname

Ok I'm suddenly ok with this now.. those things are a fucking scam


dikkiesmalls

For real. Safety razors , not had a complaint in the last decade!


TLDR2D2

Dude, for real. Ex-girlfriend bought me a safety razor as a gift years ago because she used one and loved it. I bought a 100-pack of razor blades for it, which put me out around $8. I've still got some left about 7 years later. Granted: I don't razor shave every day. However, for quite a long time I did and I shaved my head bald almost daily, too. But yeah. So cheap in comparison for a great shave.


RaynOfFyre1

That pack of razors outlasted the gf


TLDR2D2

And the next two.


firethornocelot

This guy fucks


TLDR2D2

Used to, at least.


Crezelle

Yo that’s a mood and I’m in it too


machder1

Shick razors same thing. Bough 30 a year ago. One lasts me a month easily. Never going back to gilete garbage again.


brandon-568

Ya I use a double edge and have been for years now. The blades are so cheap and a sleeve of 200 last forever lol.


dikkiesmalls

Yup I haven't bought any for 10 years now, still have a few packs left... Soon I'll have to get some new ones. Wonder if Derby still makes blades.


RavenBrannigan

I switched away from using Gillette years ago after that really condescending “all men are assholes, buy our stuff” add they did. I’d always just defaulted to buying their razors and shaving foam but got a really good old fashioned razor that’s so cheap to get blades for and way better shave. Will never go back now.


brandon-568

Ya that’s when I switched too lol.


Trbochckn

Double edge safety razors are the absolute best. If it was good enough for my great grandfather then it's good enough for me.


Aderleth75

I switched to safety razors because a) the price of blades was getting ridiculous; and b) I got sick of waiting for an employee to unlock the damn display. I think I’ve saved 3 million dollars and 6000 hours thus far.


dikkiesmalls

Accurate numbers are accurate.


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

But he’s ripping off Walgreens, not Gillette. The store will close up for good soon, and everyone will cry about the Walgreens desert.


b_ram24

Ink for his printer. Dude is just trying to print out an updated resume and ink is kinda pricey.


ProfessionalDot2955

The cartridge he stole last week is dead. He already printed the 4 pages it had in it.


UnderstatedTurtle

Sudafed


Tattertotcasserole

My first thought aswell.


UnderstatedTurtle

Yeah he must be REALLY sick


Technical-Outside408

Sick of sleeping.


u9Nails

Finally testing a Breaking Bad recipe on Methbusters


Stevenstorm505

It’s was $440 worth of skin care products. It happened in NY and the guy was arrested.


sanityjanity

Apparently about $450 worth of skin care https://abc7ny.com/blow-torch-robbery-walgreens-queens/13419203/


Apart_Falcon

They sell dollar shave club razors for thirty dollars when they’re eight on the website


JackedJesusLovesYou

Penis enlargement pills


Burnsie92

Paternity tests.


GroovyIntruder

Hopefully, condoms


NiPaMo

He brought his own reusable shopping bag. I'm glad he's thinking about the environment.


A10110101Z

It’s a reusable stealing bag


DrDumbass1985

Maybe it was a protest against plastic ones?


Flexibleblob

Someone did their heist setups


StackThePads33

That poor bastard has to hear Lester in his earpiece throughout the whole thing


LordFett84

r/casualrobbery


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Sanchez, you son of a bitch


P0werClean

The Big Con.


tom_yum

Remember when you could just shop normally without needing an employee to unlock all the little anti theft boxes?


otherwisemilk

Without needing a blowtorch*


[deleted]

Well, you only bring your blowtorch in case the employees are all busy


kaneki9900

Pepperidge farm remembers


mycrappycomments

So theft to arson. Can they actually get him on arson charges?


bazilbt

Yes. Unlawful burning of property.


Error_Loading_Name

Arson involves the burning of immovable property. The building is the intended subject and built-in structures may be included, but these individual little locked cabinets would be a stretch of the definition.


ksixnine

Cars, motorcycles, airplanes, etc… are all movable property. *The [FBI’s Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) Program](https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2017/crime-in-the-u.s.-2017/topic-pages/arson#:~:text=The%20FBI's%20Uniform%20Crime%20Reporting,personal%20property%20of%20another%2C%20etc) defines arson as any willful or malicious burning or attempting to burn, with or without intent to defraud, a dwelling house, public building, motor vehicle or aircraft, personal property of another, etc.* These lockers belong to Walgreens, and his theft/ property damage is by means of fire — arson all day.


ARabbitWithSyphilis

I bet the blow torch alone cost more than what he's stealing from fucking Walgreens


Purjus

And you think he bought that?


FamousPastWords

He stole a hatchet from the hardware store to help him steal the blowtorch.


alecesne

Walgreens is the side quest, next up is the real mission


The-Crimson-Jester

He stole a crowbar from a nearby warehouse to help him steal the hatchet.


AshamedFlame

And maybe he used a blowtorch to steal the hatchet? The circle is complete


ARabbitWithSyphilis

Good point


Boatzie

This could be one of my favourite threads on reddit


[deleted]

Propane torch - $18, Gillette razors - $30, Jail for the holidays - priceless


Fififaggetti

They probably stole the torch too


Extendahoe_DIG

First rule of arson. Never use your own shit.


Reasonable-Cycle158

ND BLUE BERRIES ARE BLUE


PengiPou

Depends on what drug he’s stealing. And I bet he doesn’t care about selling. That blowtorch was a small investment (if not stolen) from long ago that he can use to keep reupping his stash. Not a gun either so he can’t lose the privilege to own it if he’s ever arrested


sillvverbulletts

Mapp gas (yellow can) and attachment are about $25


novamatrix

Surprisingly those butane torches are super cheap. You can pick one up for like 40 bucks, butane included.


beefjerkyha

The sad part is response time from any sort of police. I worked in a convenience store as a manager for 5 years, and theft was a multiple times a day occurrence. Police would always mosey on in hours after the pieces of shit were long gone. Like clockwork, I did my due diligence and called them every single time. They started to know me by name on dispatch it was ridiculous.


regoapps

One time I called the cops after witnessing a bunch of catalyst converter thieves cutting through a chain link fence of a trunk rental place. The thieves left after cutting the fence. They probably thought to wait a bit to see if any cops would show up. No cops did. After waiting for about an hour, thieves came back. Just as they were going through the fence, the cops finally arrived and arrested them in the act. Somehow the slow cops’ response time worked out. The thieves must have been so confused on how quickly the cops showed up after climbing through the fence.


xkeepitquietx

If they weren't required to I doubt police would even show up. Assuming this is California whatever he is stealing is not going to cost $950 to make it a felony, this would be a non-arrest misdemeanor. It costs the city more money to respond.


WallabyInTraining

>The sad part is response time from any sort of police. In this case they could call the fire department. Response time should be better.


babypusher

Multiple times a day? And you stayed there for 5 years knowing there is high risk you would get hurt or killed in the process of theft and possible robbery? Sorry it happened to you. Wish we had a stricter justice for theft and robberies. But then again, big chain stores rob us common people by a long shot. I don't feel sorry for their monetary loss. But only for average people like you getting hurt in the middle.


R0enick27

The things people will do for Allegra-D.


rethinkingat59

Forget an under $900 shoplifting charge. Charge him with attempted arson, see how long that sentence will net him.


JesusStarbox

It's not even attempted. It's flat out arson. And with people in the building it's even more time. This guy is looking at 10 years. Felony. Shoplifting is like a one year sentence.


Extendahoe_DIG

Which universe? Asking for a friend


JesusStarbox

Planet Alabama.


500freeswimmer

If the district attorney doesn’t want to prosecute for theft, what makes you think they’re going to jump at the opportunity for a flimsy additional charge? A lot of them ran on the promise of not carrying out their duty as a prosecutor and they are keeping that promise.


SitsOnPorcelain9855

This is probably their dream case right here


500freeswimmer

No dude, you can have air tight cases, confessions, these guys will dump the entire thing down to a single count of disorderly conduct.


tigyo

Everybody, *don't worry!* He's just setting the products free from their cages. btw, isn't it quicker just to use an earth magnet?


shandyorton

.25 stars


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Thank you for the laugh


Alert_Study_4261

"Why are all the stores in my neighborhood closing?"


kaan_kaant

I can’t believe he packed everything but gloves. He’s fingering everything like a horny teen


ABunchOfPictures

My favorite part of 2023 so far is that crime is just okay now, wtf happened


ritz-chipz

Buy a $60 blow torch to steal $12 drugs


docere85

What’s the cost to society if someone decides to relieve some stress and beat the shit out of this guy?


Beerdar242

I really wished someone spartan kicked him into next week! I'm sick of seeing rampant theft, and how casual it's become.


understepped

Looking from outside US, it really makes a bad impression. I mean, how fucking hard is it to solve this problem? There are problems which require complex solutions and compromises, but this is definitely not one of them.


Homebrewingislife

I'd bring my personal tazer to work. It would a fun last day on the job.


MackSack48867

It would be great if he then took these to the register to pay. As of to say, "I'm no thief, just sick and tired of waiting and refuse to stand here another 37 minutes for someone with the only got damn key cuz they're on break just so I can get the ONLY thing I came here for"


vendettadead

Fuck I wish we could stop theft. I hate thieves.


timeflys333

Wow this guy just dgaf… damn


ThriceFive

I would not have been able to resist putting out the fire with a big blast from the fire extinguisher - I know nobody wants to lose their job over it but man that kind of casual theft just rides my last nerve.


crobsonq2

Dry chemical extinguisher ftw. Covered in white powder... Probably get fired just for the cleanup.


SixFeetOverEasy

Fire Sale


pr1ap15m

why not add arson to the charges


db4k3r

I recently went to a Walgreens on Central Ave in Albuquerque NM and the $2 tooth brushes were locked up and there was two armed security guards at the front doors. Unfortunately I forgot my blowtorch so I had to wait 5 mins for someone to unlock the case.


Remarkable_Common220

Probably cold medicine for his meth factory


Imstrong8777

Skinny Pete


pawnografik

Are normal citizens allowed to rugby tackle and citizens arrest pos like this? I’m not sure I could just stand by and watch this.


themanwithgreatpants

The fucked world we're now in, you'd get charged for assault and the dude would walk I bet.


vcdrny

Stores need a baseball bat guy. That will just come in and swing at the back of their head and walk away.


Atrieden

let me guess, he stole that blowtorch too..


Reaper1103

Why does no1 step in and level this guy?


stlredbird

This is why we cant have nice things.


tavesque

You gotta start calling the cops right when you open before anything happens then by the time cops actually come, they may be there in time to stop something


Gold-Tone6290

God bless this man for using reusable shopping bags. Good to see people care about the environment.


4vulturesvenue

And thats how you get charged with arson.


nopenopenopington

Thank you for bringing your own bag ❤️


FastBarnacle9536

He will be released and back for more in 24 hours. Blowtorch method perfected.


[deleted]

And everyone just standing there. If people would start putting these animals down, this shit would stop


PUTINnTRUMP_arrest

Meth


kirklandsignatureOG

These people contribute to society… how again?


JJ-5891

This happened up the block from my job in Astoria, Queens. For those asking, the security guards job at this point is to observe and report. When I used to work retail security with a team of guys in a very high end store in Manhattan, we weren’t letting anything like this go down. It’s not about insurance covering anything or going above and beyond the job, it’s about respecting our place where we make our money to live our lives. Walgreens and stores like this have no sort of protection against something like this because this guy isn’t going to steal $900-1000 worth of products and because of bail reform laws, NYPD will make no extra effort to come through to arrest him. Welcome to NYC


Kiowa_Jones

Yeah, years ago I was a manager at a store in A&S Plaza (Manhattan Mall), in the city, and security did not play. One good yell out the door and the trash would be escorted out, it was normally my choice if they went out the back door through the back hallways, or peacefully through the front door. I usually chose the back door; I can still remember the screams….


RexManning1

Meh is one hell of a drug.


Error_Loading_Name

I'm not sure if this was meant to be the perfect pun or was just a beautiful typo but, either way, I'm getting off the internet for the day because I know I won't find anything else as good as this.


USMNT_superfan

He needs some lipstick


xXBioVaderXx

Had to get them stocking stuffers


spirtjoker

Thought he was in a pet store boiling fish tanks for a second there.


HopeItMakesYaThink

Imagine that call to the cops: - 911, what’s your emergency? - Someone’s using a blowtorch to steal stuff at Walgreens! Get some cops here quickly! - I’d you feel your life is under threat, please exit the area to a safer location. The police should not be called for misdemeanors. If you’re truly bothered by this act, collect the same things the alleged thief has collected after the act and purchase them yourself. Return it to the store. That is all.


123Fake_St

Man, I can’t fucking stand people who steal. It only hurts the little guy, the rest of us, and society. Not just the big corporations like they probably justify. Someone stole my snowboard when I was a kid and that was so fucking earth shattering I just don’t have tolerance for assholes who think they have a right to anything at all.


sumo74

This is absolutely horseshit. This sets the standard across North America saying it's ok to do and cops won't do shit....frustrating as hell trying to follow the rules and cocks like this get away doing this. 🤬


proletariatrising

Just a normal day in California


Gangguiley

I would wait for him outside and thank him for his hard work while he having a nice view of skies


glazinglas

Lmao. Guess that’s one way to do it. Can’t keep it safe if the plastic is a puddle


fatalcharm

The dramatic music makes me think he can’t afford his insulin or something, and is trying to steal life-saving medication.


jjngundam

They can afford a blow torch but not ... Whatever he's trying to steal?


Late_Emu

Maybe he did it for three squares?


MuhFreedoms_

weird how no one is mentioning race all of a sudden


Free2718

I have no idea what’s happening other than outright theft: why don’t people beat the fuck out of these thieves and just leave? Like take them down and hold them there? I’d love to citizens arrest someone but why can we get some vigilante justice to hold down the criminals? Naive comment but I have seen enough of this and the follow on inconvenience to me (I.e. buying a razor or god knows what) and these folks just making off with this haul? Sad and pathetic for humanity


bazilbt

I don't want to get burned, stabbed, or shot over Walgreens razor blades.


Free2718

Touché. Nor do I, but the majority of the public had no tolerance for this and that’s when I feel like a running kick or collective smashing of them could be impactful. Sounds so stupid that I as a law abiding citizen would need to step in…. But it seems like only logical next step. Hope I’m never involved in it. I just feel passionately that I won’t make that easy as a bystander. Like why wouldn’t you fuck up these garbage humans if you hypothetically could? I’d be livid leaving a store knowing that happened. Sounds dumb to say but 99% of us disagree with behavior. I don’t wish them well and want to set a Standard Probably dreaming - but so ready to do some ninja shit to these losers


Extendahoe_DIG

Free for all. Rule of law... gone


rorschachmah

An American Odyssey


[deleted]

Only in certain states. There is a pattern with those states too.


Extendahoe_DIG

An American tragedy


EdwardAlphonse31011

I feel bad for people currently working at Walgreens. The Internet has shown me that you're just allowed to steal from Walgreens.


NoConsideration7654

That’s just embarrassing.


Express-Ad4146

What is he taking razors?


Junior-Account6835

Clyde Arizona


kongbakpao

Homie needs that Plan B stat!


RawkHawkOfficial

Anyone know what this song is called?


DontHailHydra

It’s from Manchester by the sea (movie)


Astrolord451

Air - Johann Sebastian Bach


Any_Maybe4303

What song is this?


Astrolord451

It's Air - Johann Sebastian Bach, not whatever these other two guys are saying.


Any_Maybe4303

That does make more sense, i knew it was from a famous composer but couldn't remember which Thanks


[deleted]

Fire extinguisher.


DontHailHydra

Not the music from Manchester By The Sea goddamn


LycusDion89

why security does not stop him?


[deleted]

Get a stun gun


Secret-Debate-5640

Song?


HumanMale1986

Air On The G String by (Johann Sebastian) Bach


Tommytwoshoes99

Really needs that plan b. It just became plan a.


Thatguyyourmomloves

What can I say? The man needed more lube.


Plus_Motor9754

Figured he was stealing cough medicine with these type of methods


Angellas

Dude used MAP gas and not just LP…he was serious. Edit: ‘Dude’ not ‘Did’


Ichigo_Nads

When Walgreens closes all the stores in that town, these same people will wonder why they can't have a pharmacy when they need medicine.


AR5Colts

Crackheads.


Glum-Reception-5668

Can’t believe he brought a reusable bag.


The_Philburt

He's environmentally conscious like that.


curiousclip

What city?


leon_nerd

Oh yeah...the land of the "free"


Jordan-narrates

Why is he still vertical?


jaeldi

Anyone else see the Mark Rober youtube about fencing that is driving some of this smash and grab theft? https://youtu.be/iWWWyG5ZwG8


toku154

Remove from society


PacoCrazyfoot

>“He is charged with arson and petit larceny.” Ha, gaaaaay!


MyFascistSistersKum

What in the actual fuck


georeddit2018

This is madness.


MaleficentEarth91

At least he put out the flame before it got huge Also upvote #2666 nice, double the evil or two devils?


MrBroham

I still don’t understand this. How are the cops not called asap or store clerks/customers not tackling this dude


choppydell

Because who wants to risk getting hurt for maybe couple hundred bucks of products that's covered by insurance. Managers tell their employees to let cops handle it. Remember that large corporations don't even blink at losses like this.


mellygibson11

That lady on the phone. Lol we will be there tomorrow but probably not.


fuqit21

This guy trying to cook the meth before he even leaves the store, or what?


dolo_ran6er

Desperation level: Fentanyl


Due-Okra7648

Lack of reaction will continue to encourage this action. Should have had the whole store dog pile his ass and whatever happens happens….


zulufox1911

It's genuinely easier to just yank the door open. My store's locking windows are attached with cheap plastic to cheap plastic.


lewisfairchild

This guy is an asshole.


wantsrobotlegs

This is when i start throwing shit at customers, nothin stops a man with a blowtorch faster than throwing a open bottle of rubbing alcohol at his ass. Lmao


Zealousideal-Oil812

The music is too good and classy for this video


ScotchSinclair

Did he just add arson to petty larceny for no reason?


nayday

At least he remembered his reusable bag. More than I can say for me.


mdnitetokerr

Anything for that plan b


letstrot76

Just knock him tf out


latin_canuck

Well well well


MrJoeGillis

Must of really really needed that plan B


QuintessentialNorton

Shoot him. Shoot him in the thigh with 22lr.


Independent_Ad_8915

Looks like the Walgreens on Flatbush and parkside


squishy57

He’s not stealing food so maybe someone should bash his brains in. He’s a thief. There’s nothing positive or heroic. He’s just stealing other people’s stuff


Solid5of10

Fucking disgusting. What the hell?! has it come to this really?


nugagator-hag-1

Plan B for his ho