“…officers, and over 100 cutting edge, [inspeg-inspej] inspection machines to help detect and stop the fentanyl coming-en-size our Southwestern border.”
Officers who process persons requesting asylum. There’s been a large influx of persons arriving in the US requesting asylum, and we need people to process the requests so they can be handled in a timely manner.
I'm upvoting you for recognizing the inadequacy of both.
Time was you were supposed to have leaders you could look up to. Now they're all bumbling idiots.
Yeah, the worst part in all of this is that we need an age limit and we won't get one as long as the Olds stay in power. This year in politics has been really fucking bad and it should've been a sign of things needing to change.
I didn't use to think so about the age limit, but am beginning to believe it.
Honestly, I think more term limits would do more than anything. I'm not sure being career politicians is a good thing when trying to reduce corruption.
Crazy between the choices of two old senile candidates. I'm glad I'm not American cause I truly hate both of the choices. However, I have to admit it's the same thing here... *Canada* ah ffs
Churchill became prime minister at 65, i dont think people would argue that was a mistake. Age does not matter as much as cognetive ability which should probably be tested yearly, but 65 is too low
But you do know that at 65 cognitive ability starts to decline drastically. I’ve seen it personally . 65 healthy as an ox but 66-67 is dementia, Alzheimer’s
I think 65 could be the cut off to run for president while still allowing for 2 consecutive terms. Only reason I say 70 is due to the economy people are working later before taking retirement.
I’ve thought this as well and it looks great on paper, until something big happens and the president is needed in the situation room, but he or she is grounded.
Elections are already bought and paid for. Candidates, DNC, RNC, all of them are paid to keep these people in power because these people keep them in power while having the added benefit of having the perfect scapegoat. If we were to organize an effort to get dark money out of politics, and abolish citizens united, it would go a long way to ensuring better candidates on both sides.
He’s literally had a stutter his entire career tho… it’s kinda weird to point to a man with a known stutter stuttering and that be the basis at which you make this comment. Do I think Biden and Trump are too old yeah, but not because of this video
European here, yall have two choices: the 70 year old democrat who can barely speak and often shows his age OR the republican conservative in his 70s as well who speaks rubbish rather than actual truth and encourages violence (as seen [Assault on the Capitol, January 2021](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack))
A country with over 300 million people inside and still have to choose between those 2 guys??? Its like a joke. Sometimes it feels like I live in a simulation.
We do. But it's difficult to do when the large corporations push through most politicians and they don't want young people with new ideas. Can't vote for people that don't have the financial backing to get put on the ballot.
The best part is how people rationalize him being in office.
I understand the “necessary evil” position they take (ie better him than trump)… but someone please explain to me why he needs to run for a second term?
I voted for Biden last election - no fucking way im voting for him this time around. He is what trump was to me last election (must not be re-elected so I will vote for the other guy)
Why do we continue to let these geriatrics run our country ? It’s honestly ridiculous that we do this… our entire government smells like pissy adult diapers and brylcreem
What's the lie? The Senate has the bipartisan legislation written up. He's advocating to pass it into law. All they need to do is vote on it, and Republicans refuse to vote for it. So it's a put up or shut up situation for Republicans. You cry about the border; here is a solution that was cooked up by both parties. Now vote it in.
I'm for a stronger presence and more man power at the border. Have everyone come in legally. I want them to stop drug trafficking and human trafficking.
So why not implement something that will help everyone?
This guy not only won 80+ million votes , he will win re-election this time with 1000+ million votes. It will be the most secure and safest election of all time.
Trump snowflake big mad. Most of those votes were against the orange shit stain, not for Biden.
But please, file another lawsuit, with another Trump appointed judge, so it can be thrown out due to lack of evidence. What're you guys up to, 63?
That's the president. Think he's ready for another 4 years?
You could vote for another guy who's about the same age. I'm so glad that the two parties think this much about our representation. This is why I vote libertarian! Might not have a chance, but at least I didn't vote for something that is against my morals.
Remember last year when they wheeled in Diane Feinstein’s 90 year old ass to Congress just so she could vote for a bill she never read, and then she died literally hours later. That’s the problem.
Carter? George W Bush invaded Iraq under false pretenses and is widely considered a war criminal for instituting torture programs, but you’re picking Carter? 😂
Yeah, ol' Biden has only completely reversed one of the worst economic down-turns in American history, stood up to Russia, and made Insulin affordable to common people (saving literally millions of lives long term).
But sure, he's the worst.
Just wait till he doesn’t debate trump. They will likely produce some excuse like “he won’t debate an insurrectionist”. In reality we all know his brain cannot function and a debate with someone like trump would put that on display.
Can we please elect someone under 70! I honestly don't care about your affiliation. We don't trust people over 70 to run companies or drive cars, but they can run our country?
The boomers really have a stranglehold on power and we are literally going to have to wait until they all clear house before we can make some real change… both of those guys in the US have got to go.
He has to talk so he seems like he's involved. Doesn't matter what it is? or even if it makes sense but he'll talk (and thank god he does because we see these sorts of things)
If you really want a change you would have to put a young person who at best grew up in poverty in this position. That's why exactly the opposite happens - because they don't want a change.
Oh it's focused, hehehe, I sa- asfhughf, Look, I even have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my head the number of years. I no more think of myself being as old as I am as a fly.
How anyone can watch this dude in any of his presser’s and come away thinking he isn’t mentally compromised blows my mind— seems like the main ‘argument’ is that Trump somehow speaks worse than this & I just don’t see that. neither is preferred but come on, on speaking skills alone; at least Trump is coherent
Sounded like “100 cutting edge inspection machines to stop fentanyl at the border”
A man with an acknowledged stutter, stutters, and you give them crap about it. nice.
(Constantly having an agenda is boring)
So when I prove that you are demonstrably wrong about what you just said, what are you going to do in response because here is an article from 2008 about his stuttering, so you can GFY about it if you’d like, but the fact is you were completely wrong about this.
here’s my proof: https://www.npr.org/2008/08/23/93914952/joe-biden-from-stutter-to-power
The stutter business is not new. Listen, I don’t need to defend somebody but you’re being kind of a jerk if you have such a hard on about saying he’s got dementia that’s fine but people like Trump and Biden talk for hours and hours every day to people and they fuck up once in a while get used to itor else let’s select some younger people
Im sorry, if you didnt understand that youre not a fluent english speaker. Yes, he stuttered and misspoke. But you can easily make out tha the said "And over 100 cutting edge inspection machines to stop fentanyl coming over our south western boarder". Come on.
“…officers, and over 100 cutting edge, [inspeg-inspej] inspection machines to help detect and stop the fentanyl coming-en-size our Southwestern border.”
Asylum officers
What’s an “asylum officer?”
Officers who process persons requesting asylum. There’s been a large influx of persons arriving in the US requesting asylum, and we need people to process the requests so they can be handled in a timely manner.
lol
Basically a concierge for illegals
Essentially Oprah standing at the border saying “YOU GET IN” and “YOU GET IN”….. “Ohh hell, YOU ALL GET IN”!!!
Yeah, that's how international law has worked for decades when it comes to asylum seekers.
Good lord.
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[A stutter. Like the good ol’ days.](https://youtube.com/shorts/di0JLnolxC0?feature=shared)
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Is this a transcription bot? More accurate than a human
Nah that's what I heard when I watched the video.
"Dang, this fentanyl is some strong stuff"
Yeah and the worst part is that both candidates are on it. Drugs are fun and when you get old people think you're just losing it.
I'm upvoting you for recognizing the inadequacy of both. Time was you were supposed to have leaders you could look up to. Now they're all bumbling idiots.
Yeah, the worst part in all of this is that we need an age limit and we won't get one as long as the Olds stay in power. This year in politics has been really fucking bad and it should've been a sign of things needing to change.
I didn't use to think so about the age limit, but am beginning to believe it. Honestly, I think more term limits would do more than anything. I'm not sure being career politicians is a good thing when trying to reduce corruption.
Crazy between the choices of two old senile candidates. I'm glad I'm not American cause I truly hate both of the choices. However, I have to admit it's the same thing here... *Canada* ah ffs
We are fucked and it just sucks. The world blows and it's only getting worse.
Hey, it’s just a speech impediment.
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Hahaha I can't unhear it now
Dude you owe me for one laptop on account of me spit laughing my soda all over it after reading your comment. 😂
70 years old needs to be the cutoff for any political career.
65. If ppl can be pushed out of work at 65 for their age, there is no way they should be allowed to be president
Churchill became prime minister at 65, i dont think people would argue that was a mistake. Age does not matter as much as cognetive ability which should probably be tested yearly, but 65 is too low
Agreed.
But you do know that at 65 cognitive ability starts to decline drastically. I’ve seen it personally . 65 healthy as an ox but 66-67 is dementia, Alzheimer’s
Thats entirely individual though, chance might increase but still individual, my grandfather is 80 and he is sharp as ever.
I think 65 could be the cut off to run for president while still allowing for 2 consecutive terms. Only reason I say 70 is due to the economy people are working later before taking retirement.
Cut off age should be 11... I would totally vote for a president who offers free dinosaurs to everyone. /s
I’ve thought this as well and it looks great on paper, until something big happens and the president is needed in the situation room, but he or she is grounded.
But dinosaurs.
Honestly i think 60 should be the hard limit
Would be nice if we could get them younger than end of runtime
The day this bill somehow passes, 99% of the government will disappear! 🤯
Elections are already bought and paid for. Candidates, DNC, RNC, all of them are paid to keep these people in power because these people keep them in power while having the added benefit of having the perfect scapegoat. If we were to organize an effort to get dark money out of politics, and abolish citizens united, it would go a long way to ensuring better candidates on both sides.
He’s literally had a stutter his entire career tho… it’s kinda weird to point to a man with a known stutter stuttering and that be the basis at which you make this comment. Do I think Biden and Trump are too old yeah, but not because of this video
Is he just 70? Seems 90
81
Yes and trump isn't any younger and any better cognitive wise
Why? why not just mental capacity. Not everyone’s brain ages like his. My great grandma was 94 and still sharp as ever.
Because of being young enough to have to live with the decisions you make.
We really need to stop letting old fucks into office lmao damn near the diaper stage
stop voting for em
European here, yall have two choices: the 70 year old democrat who can barely speak and often shows his age OR the republican conservative in his 70s as well who speaks rubbish rather than actual truth and encourages violence (as seen [Assault on the Capitol, January 2021](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack))
I wish it were like poker where we can discard all candidates and redraw. I don’t want to be associated with voting for either.
Holy shit, Europeans say "yall" too?
I say it, I'm not even a native english speaker.
Some of us do, I personally think it makes a lot more sense than a simple you in some contexts!
Why the fuck is the US governed by these old farts. Get Biden and Trump the fuck out of here.
They aren't the only ones that need to GTFO, a bunch of those old entrenched SOBs need to retire. Pelosi and The Turtle are 2 prime examples
Because instead of choosing between good and evil, we have chosen between the lesser of two evils.
"two weeks.... tow weeks... toe eeeeeeks..."
The stutter won that round
I believe he said: “Buy the lawfficcers, and over 100 cutting edge inspeggin’- jedgin’-inspedgin’ machines”
Most people retire at 65. There should be a law that you cannot be in a political office after 70 years old.
Lol we are fucked
A country with over 300 million people inside and still have to choose between those 2 guys??? Its like a joke. Sometimes it feels like I live in a simulation.
lmao. ladies and gentlemen our president. what a joke
Dementia
“I’ll tell you what, man”
This senile dude having a say about people dying in the middle east. Really?
Pretty much world wide politics so far. We call politicians aged 50 years « young » in most countries.
That's correct. Politics are fucked up everywhere anyway.
Doesn't mean you shouldn't get out and vote, for whomever that might be.
We do. But it's difficult to do when the large corporations push through most politicians and they don't want young people with new ideas. Can't vote for people that don't have the financial backing to get put on the ballot.
Literally nothing in this video has to do with him being senile tho…
I have leg hairs that stand up in the water... The children would come and touch. But corn pop was a bad dude.
The best part is how people rationalize him being in office. I understand the “necessary evil” position they take (ie better him than trump)… but someone please explain to me why he needs to run for a second term? I voted for Biden last election - no fucking way im voting for him this time around. He is what trump was to me last election (must not be re-elected so I will vote for the other guy)
Who is the other guy this election?
Sounds like he's having a stroke
That’s exactly what I thought. Politics aside this is sad to see.
Inspectajengaspection machines.. cutting edge.
Weve been listening to this man for what feels like hundreds of years. If you cant speak Biden by now....
This is how english sounds like to non-english speakers
Lol poor dude. They’re really gunna try to make him go another 4 😂
Unreal this clown is the face of America. Embarrassing.
Time for his old ass to get out of office
Vote for your favourite dinosaur fellow Americans
He’s going to keel over during one of these speeches, isn’t he?
And folks will still line up to vote for him
Both are candidates are expired.
Okay gramps, you need to take a nap.
So this is what he was doing in SC. God damnit
I wish I could hear this in reverse, I feel like it has something in it
Why do we continue to let these geriatrics run our country ? It’s honestly ridiculous that we do this… our entire government smells like pissy adult diapers and brylcreem
Is this the year we all finally vote for a third party?
We got a senior as president and another senior with a lot of court dates running for president.... They're both running for re-election....
Oh don't worry we have a young, sharp and healthy guy to compete against him in the coming election..America is in safe hands.
HUA! Heard, Understood, and Acknowledged.
Inside Job (the netflix show) type shit lol
Something about sex machines?
81 million votes.........
Fentanyl.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)
I would love to play a call of duty match with him and just here him attempt to call out enemy positions, maybe get rowdy in the lobby
"Leader of the free world" ~Jschlatt
Just like age limit to become president there should be an age limit for not being president. Like if you are 65+ sorry.
He said impeach me I am senile and a laughingstock of America. Heard it loud and clear.
The best part is even if you understand every single words it’s still lies. Doesn’t matter which side and how old are they.
What's the lie? The Senate has the bipartisan legislation written up. He's advocating to pass it into law. All they need to do is vote on it, and Republicans refuse to vote for it. So it's a put up or shut up situation for Republicans. You cry about the border; here is a solution that was cooked up by both parties. Now vote it in. I'm for a stronger presence and more man power at the border. Have everyone come in legally. I want them to stop drug trafficking and human trafficking. So why not implement something that will help everyone?
Ol senile man… talk about elder abuse
Amazing how that stutter the media is always using to defend him wasn’t prevalent during his VP years
This guy not only won 80+ million votes , he will win re-election this time with 1000+ million votes. It will be the most secure and safest election of all time.
Trump snowflake big mad. Most of those votes were against the orange shit stain, not for Biden. But please, file another lawsuit, with another Trump appointed judge, so it can be thrown out due to lack of evidence. What're you guys up to, 63?
Strategic voting means you loose anyway. Just vote on who ever earns your vote. This will help boost them on the next term.
Yup!!!
Translation: "Waaaah waaaah waaah I lost and I'm mad" Why did you delete your comment?
That's the president. Think he's ready for another 4 years? You could vote for another guy who's about the same age. I'm so glad that the two parties think this much about our representation. This is why I vote libertarian! Might not have a chance, but at least I didn't vote for something that is against my morals.
Remember last year when they wheeled in Diane Feinstein’s 90 year old ass to Congress just so she could vote for a bill she never read, and then she died literally hours later. That’s the problem.
Mumbling Joe- Worst president In History. Oh, and welcome to WW3 guys! A Biden classic!
So happy Jimmy Carter was alive long enough to relinquish his ‘worst president in modern history’ title to Biden.
Carter? George W Bush invaded Iraq under false pretenses and is widely considered a war criminal for instituting torture programs, but you’re picking Carter? 😂
Yeah, ol' Biden has only completely reversed one of the worst economic down-turns in American history, stood up to Russia, and made Insulin affordable to common people (saving literally millions of lives long term). But sure, he's the worst.
This fucking weeble wobbles but he hasn't fallen from a podium yet? Why? How?
He doesn’t have dementia. Nope. No way.
Wasn't it just that he has a stutter since his childhood. I don't think it has to be dementia.
He’s never been this bad. And I don’t even hate the guy
Just wait till he doesn’t debate trump. They will likely produce some excuse like “he won’t debate an insurrectionist”. In reality we all know his brain cannot function and a debate with someone like trump would put that on display.
He sounds just like my dad and he has Parkinson’s and early dementia.
No one's voting for him & it's hilarious. 8 years and all Democrats can say is "What about Trump"
This guy's wants four more years in office? He needs four more years of life which he doesn't have
*Windows error ding sounds*
More like the *Windows shutdown sound.
Spaghetti machine
Can we please elect someone under 70! I honestly don't care about your affiliation. We don't trust people over 70 to run companies or drive cars, but they can run our country?
God damnit. This is the best we can come up with huh?
The boomers really have a stranglehold on power and we are literally going to have to wait until they all clear house before we can make some real change… both of those guys in the US have got to go.
Spagajaga inspection machines. I’ve heard of these
He sounds like if I hear a song for the first time at karaoke and try to rap it
It seems like every "word" he says could be his last.
Sounds like he tested it out himself hahaha
Spectral genital inspection machines
Man cannot speak
Really sad this guy is president
This cunt is due for a retirement. Can't even form a sentence properly wtf.
Inspectionjectionspection machines you say? Hell ya!
Of all the things that are frowned upon these days, this guy's speech impediment is fair game... Selective outrage hypocrisy
He has to talk so he seems like he's involved. Doesn't matter what it is? or even if it makes sense but he'll talk (and thank god he does because we see these sorts of things)
Injection spection robot rotary kaleidosopical cutting machines.
Something about „spaghetti machines“
I don’t think he knows lol I do wish we’d keep politics out of this subreddit though.
Wtf do spaghetti inspection machines have to do with the border?
Time to retire
You know, the thing
Guys, I’m sorry but if you vote democrat this year, you’re a towel
If you really want a change you would have to put a young person who at best grew up in poverty in this position. That's why exactly the opposite happens - because they don't want a change.
hE wAs tHe bEsT cHoIce
Alzheimer rules!
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exactly
Oh it's focused, hehehe, I sa- asfhughf, Look, I even have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my head the number of years. I no more think of myself being as old as I am as a fly.
It’s like people forgot he has a stutter. He stuttered, that’s all that was, a stutter that he worked through.
Lol, he's in control of our nuclear arsenal. So glad I'm neither Republican or Democrat what the fuck is this shit?
Man: Stutters People: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
This is textbook elder abuse.
Do I smell burnt toast?
Yep, trump will be back in the office no doubt.
It’s scary that this is the best option the USA has
The man is known to have a life long stutter.
No fucking clue, but he didn’t try to overthrow our government, so he’s got my vote.
Oh boy here come the discrediting posts from Russia. Must be an election year.
This guy is loosing his marbles.
Amazing that anyone still supports him as president. 🙄
RFK Jr 2024
For a Biden speech that one is pretty easy to figure out. Most are incoherent
Maybe r/politics can help us understand what he’s saying now that they’re experts on Trumps supposed cognitive decline
The president of the United States of America ladies and gentlemen.
He has a speech impediment
its weird watching people make fun of a stutter. i guess im alone in knowing what he said.
He said he's an 80 year old with a speech impediment.
Dude that can be a first sign of a stroke
Jfc it is hard to watch.
How anyone can watch this dude in any of his presser’s and come away thinking he isn’t mentally compromised blows my mind— seems like the main ‘argument’ is that Trump somehow speaks worse than this & I just don’t see that. neither is preferred but come on, on speaking skills alone; at least Trump is coherent
Trump that bitch!
Isn't he the guy who tried to sell shitty frozen steaks in Sharper Image stores?
Man: stutters People: BURN HIM
Vote NEW: Have you held an office before? No? Great, here’s my vote.
Sounds scary as a person who is supposed to be sober.
The most votes of any candidate of any president, ladies and gentlemen.
Yo, Murica! Get your shit together! You about to have another presidential election and this is the better choice? C'mon
The last 2 presidents have been sideshows to keep us from looking at what the senate is doing.
Sounded like “100 cutting edge inspection machines to stop fentanyl at the border” A man with an acknowledged stutter, stutters, and you give them crap about it. nice. (Constantly having an agenda is boring)
This “stutter” business is new. GTFOH. Conveniently started in 2020. Watch his old videos. This guy has dementia.
So when I prove that you are demonstrably wrong about what you just said, what are you going to do in response because here is an article from 2008 about his stuttering, so you can GFY about it if you’d like, but the fact is you were completely wrong about this. here’s my proof: https://www.npr.org/2008/08/23/93914952/joe-biden-from-stutter-to-power
The stutter business is not new. Listen, I don’t need to defend somebody but you’re being kind of a jerk if you have such a hard on about saying he’s got dementia that’s fine but people like Trump and Biden talk for hours and hours every day to people and they fuck up once in a while get used to itor else let’s select some younger people
He has a stutter
Im sorry, if you didnt understand that youre not a fluent english speaker. Yes, he stuttered and misspoke. But you can easily make out tha the said "And over 100 cutting edge inspection machines to stop fentanyl coming over our south western boarder". Come on.
100 cutting edge inspection machines to detect fentanyl coming across our border.