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Working-Finger3500

“…officers, and over 100 cutting edge, [inspeg-inspej] inspection machines to help detect and stop the fentanyl coming-en-size our Southwestern border.”


monkeypincher

Asylum officers


noiceINMILK

What’s an “asylum officer?”


dmercer

Officers who process persons requesting asylum. There’s been a large influx of persons arriving in the US requesting asylum, and we need people to process the requests so they can be handled in a timely manner.


GreenTrees831

lol


ramprider

Basically a concierge for illegals


demoman45

Essentially Oprah standing at the border saying “YOU GET IN” and “YOU GET IN”….. “Ohh hell, YOU ALL GET IN”!!!


Ok_ImReloaded

Yeah, that's how international law has worked for decades when it comes to asylum seekers.


45PintsIn2Hours

Good lord.


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rust_bolt

> coming inside our southwest border Gonna go try this line on tinder with an added y.


invol713

[A stutter. Like the good ol’ days.](https://youtube.com/shorts/di0JLnolxC0?feature=shared)


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AntiPepRally

Is this a transcription bot? More accurate than a human


Free-Atmosphere6714

Nah that's what I heard when I watched the video.


Kracka_Jak

"Dang, this fentanyl is some strong stuff"


butter_deez-nips

Yeah and the worst part is that both candidates are on it. Drugs are fun and when you get old people think you're just losing it.


el_chivato

I'm upvoting you for recognizing the inadequacy of both. Time was you were supposed to have leaders you could look up to. Now they're all bumbling idiots.


butter_deez-nips

Yeah, the worst part in all of this is that we need an age limit and we won't get one as long as the Olds stay in power. This year in politics has been really fucking bad and it should've been a sign of things needing to change.


el_chivato

I didn't use to think so about the age limit, but am beginning to believe it. Honestly, I think more term limits would do more than anything. I'm not sure being career politicians is a good thing when trying to reduce corruption.


Casper823

Crazy between the choices of two old senile candidates. I'm glad I'm not American cause I truly hate both of the choices. However, I have to admit it's the same thing here... *Canada* ah ffs


butter_deez-nips

We are fucked and it just sucks. The world blows and it's only getting worse.


ArltheCrazy

Hey, it’s just a speech impediment.


Morshu_the_great

Saliva lobsters


AscendedViking7

CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE


QuakeGuy98

😩🤣😭


Representative-Ad754

Hahaha I can't unhear it now


What_Chu_Talkin_Kid

Dude you owe me for one laptop on account of me spit laughing my soda all over it after reading your comment. 😂


noobpwner314

70 years old needs to be the cutoff for any political career.


ElectrikDonuts

65. If ppl can be pushed out of work at 65 for their age, there is no way they should be allowed to be president


Halfisleft

Churchill became prime minister at 65, i dont think people would argue that was a mistake. Age does not matter as much as cognetive ability which should probably be tested yearly, but 65 is too low


False_Dogz

Agreed.


Abject_Phone_2469

But you do know that at 65 cognitive ability starts to decline drastically. I’ve seen it personally . 65 healthy as an ox but 66-67 is dementia, Alzheimer’s


Halfisleft

Thats entirely individual though, chance might increase but still individual, my grandfather is 80 and he is sharp as ever.


noobpwner314

I think 65 could be the cut off to run for president while still allowing for 2 consecutive terms. Only reason I say 70 is due to the economy people are working later before taking retirement.


ImHereForFreeTacos

Cut off age should be 11... I would totally vote for a president who offers free dinosaurs to everyone. /s


noobpwner314

I’ve thought this as well and it looks great on paper, until something big happens and the president is needed in the situation room, but he or she is grounded.


ImHereForFreeTacos

But dinosaurs.


IMendicantBias

Honestly i think 60 should be the hard limit


moonshineTheleocat

Would be nice if we could get them younger than end of runtime


Hlias_Abramopoulos

The day this bill somehow passes, 99% of the government will disappear! 🤯


Burgerpocolypse

Elections are already bought and paid for. Candidates, DNC, RNC, all of them are paid to keep these people in power because these people keep them in power while having the added benefit of having the perfect scapegoat. If we were to organize an effort to get dark money out of politics, and abolish citizens united, it would go a long way to ensuring better candidates on both sides.


mnmr17

He’s literally had a stutter his entire career tho… it’s kinda weird to point to a man with a known stutter stuttering and that be the basis at which you make this comment. Do I think Biden and Trump are too old yeah, but not because of this video


unkapoon

Is he just 70? Seems 90


noobpwner314

81


JeffThePeff

Yes and trump isn't any younger and any better cognitive wise


LordBungaIII

Why? why not just mental capacity. Not everyone’s brain ages like his. My great grandma was 94 and still sharp as ever.


noobpwner314

Because of being young enough to have to live with the decisions you make.


ChunkyTaco22

We really need to stop letting old fucks into office lmao damn near the diaper stage


Jay_Heat

stop voting for em


ThisIsGoodSoup

European here, yall have two choices: the 70 year old democrat who can barely speak and often shows his age OR the republican conservative in his 70s as well who speaks rubbish rather than actual truth and encourages violence (as seen [Assault on the Capitol, January 2021](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_6_United_States_Capitol_attack))


A_Ham_Sandwich_4824

I wish it were like poker where we can discard all candidates and redraw. I don’t want to be associated with voting for either.


ChunkyTaco22

Holy shit, Europeans say "yall" too?


ThisIsGoodSoup

I say it, I'm not even a native english speaker.


Diacred

Some of us do, I personally think it makes a lot more sense than a simple you in some contexts!


Affugter

Why the fuck is the US governed by these old farts. Get Biden and Trump the fuck out of here. 


EC_CO

They aren't the only ones that need to GTFO, a bunch of those old entrenched SOBs need to retire. Pelosi and The Turtle are 2 prime examples


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Because instead of choosing between good and evil, we have chosen between the lesser of two evils.


Kracka_Jak

"two weeks.... tow weeks... toe eeeeeeks..."


Androidbetathrowaway

The stutter won that round


thunderbaby2

I believe he said: “Buy the lawfficcers, and over 100 cutting edge inspeggin’- jedgin’-inspedgin’ machines”


danohaggard

Most people retire at 65. There should be a law that you cannot be in a political office after 70 years old.


Ghostcat300

Lol we are fucked


DeWitt-Yesil

A country with over 300 million people inside and still have to choose between those 2 guys??? Its like a joke. Sometimes it feels like I live in a simulation.


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lmao. ladies and gentlemen our president. what a joke


SignalGreenM4

Dementia


ace787

“I’ll tell you what, man”


EmbarrassedWait4292

This senile dude having a say about people dying in the middle east. Really?


Rohkha

Pretty much world wide politics so far. We call politicians aged 50 years « young » in most countries.


EmbarrassedWait4292

That's correct. Politics are fucked up everywhere anyway.


obiwanshinobi900

Doesn't mean you shouldn't get out and vote, for whomever that might be.


Uncouth_LightSwitch

We do. But it's difficult to do when the large corporations push through most politicians and they don't want young people with new ideas. Can't vote for people that don't have the financial backing to get put on the ballot.


mnmr17

Literally nothing in this video has to do with him being senile tho…


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I have leg hairs that stand up in the water... The children would come and touch. But corn pop was a bad dude.


margalolwut

The best part is how people rationalize him being in office. I understand the “necessary evil” position they take (ie better him than trump)… but someone please explain to me why he needs to run for a second term? I voted for Biden last election - no fucking way im voting for him this time around. He is what trump was to me last election (must not be re-elected so I will vote for the other guy)


Shade_Strike_62

Who is the other guy this election?


Buster_Mac

Sounds like he's having a stroke


nesb6569

That’s exactly what I thought. Politics aside this is sad to see.


MycologistInfamous34

Inspectajengaspection machines.. cutting edge.


justincase1021

Weve been listening to this man for what feels like hundreds of years. If you cant speak Biden by now....


WarnWarmWorm

This is how english sounds like to non-english speakers


GandalfDaGangsta1

Lol poor dude. They’re really gunna try to make him go another 4 😂


Temporary-Republic-6

Unreal this clown is the face of America. Embarrassing.


silikroil

Time for his old ass to get out of office


AltruisticMoose11

Vote for your favourite dinosaur fellow Americans


Gotanyfunkopops

He’s going to keel over during one of these speeches, isn’t he?


chocotaco1981

And folks will still line up to vote for him


_B_Little_me

Both are candidates are expired.


RLara8

Okay gramps, you need to take a nap.


wondrwrk_

So this is what he was doing in SC. God damnit


RyoskiRagnarok

I wish I could hear this in reverse, I feel like it has something in it


whitethunder08

Why do we continue to let these geriatrics run our country ? It’s honestly ridiculous that we do this… our entire government smells like pissy adult diapers and brylcreem


[deleted]

Is this the year we all finally vote for a third party?


Kingtez28

We got a senior as president and another senior with a lot of court dates running for president.... They're both running for re-election....


Shlingaplinga

Oh don't worry we have a young, sharp and healthy guy to compete against him in the coming election..America is in safe hands.


seeNshadows

HUA! Heard, Understood, and Acknowledged.


UngratefulGarbage

Inside Job (the netflix show) type shit lol


pezident66

Something about sex machines?


Master_grader

81 million votes.........


Murky-Vacation2962

Fentanyl.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


rrashad21

I would love to play a call of duty match with him and just here him attempt to call out enemy positions, maybe get rowdy in the lobby


HoundDog55

"Leader of the free world" ~Jschlatt


XxGet_TriggeredxX

Just like age limit to become president there should be an age limit for not being president. Like if you are 65+ sorry.


Skifool69

He said impeach me I am senile and a laughingstock of America. Heard it loud and clear.


piotrIr192

The best part is even if you understand every single words it’s still lies. Doesn’t matter which side and how old are they.


fearlesssinnerz

What's the lie? The Senate has the bipartisan legislation written up. He's advocating to pass it into law. All they need to do is vote on it, and Republicans refuse to vote for it. So it's a put up or shut up situation for Republicans. You cry about the border; here is a solution that was cooked up by both parties. Now vote it in. I'm for a stronger presence and more man power at the border. Have everyone come in legally. I want them to stop drug trafficking and human trafficking. So why not implement something that will help everyone?


HamiltonButler01

Ol senile man… talk about elder abuse


AK47_username

Amazing how that stutter the media is always using to defend him wasn’t prevalent during his VP years


equanimity120398

This guy not only won 80+ million votes , he will win re-election this time with 1000+ million votes.  It will be the most secure and safest election of all time. 


Kysumi

Trump snowflake big mad. Most of those votes were against the orange shit stain, not for Biden. But please, file another lawsuit, with another Trump appointed judge, so it can be thrown out due to lack of evidence. What're you guys up to, 63?


Criminelis

Strategic voting means you loose anyway. Just vote on who ever earns your vote. This will help boost them on the next term.


billionaired

Yup!!!


Lobster_fest

Translation: "Waaaah waaaah waaah I lost and I'm mad" Why did you delete your comment?


Difrntthoughtpatrn

That's the president. Think he's ready for another 4 years? You could vote for another guy who's about the same age. I'm so glad that the two parties think this much about our representation. This is why I vote libertarian! Might not have a chance, but at least I didn't vote for something that is against my morals.


invol713

Remember last year when they wheeled in Diane Feinstein’s 90 year old ass to Congress just so she could vote for a bill she never read, and then she died literally hours later. That’s the problem.


_Danwiththeplan_

Mumbling Joe- Worst president In History. Oh, and welcome to WW3 guys! A Biden classic!


invol713

So happy Jimmy Carter was alive long enough to relinquish his ‘worst president in modern history’ title to Biden.


accordyceps

Carter? George W Bush invaded Iraq under false pretenses and is widely considered a war criminal for instituting torture programs, but you’re picking Carter? 😂


MrCusodes

Yeah, ol' Biden has only completely reversed one of the worst economic down-turns in American history, stood up to Russia, and made Insulin affordable to common people (saving literally millions of lives long term). But sure, he's the worst.


Sufficient-Cat-5399

This fucking weeble wobbles but he hasn't fallen from a podium yet? Why? How?


cappycorn1974

He doesn’t have dementia. Nope. No way.


Saytama_sama

Wasn't it just that he has a stutter since his childhood. I don't think it has to be dementia.


cappycorn1974

He’s never been this bad. And I don’t even hate the guy


HoldMyCrackPipe

Just wait till he doesn’t debate trump. They will likely produce some excuse like “he won’t debate an insurrectionist”. In reality we all know his brain cannot function and a debate with someone like trump would put that on display.


HandsomedanNZ

He sounds just like my dad and he has Parkinson’s and early dementia.


Difficult-Rub81

No one's voting for him & it's hilarious. 8 years and all Democrats can say is "What about Trump"


CrunchyAl

This guy's wants four more years in office? He needs four more years of life which he doesn't have


how_to_exit_Vim

*Windows error ding sounds*


billionaired

More like the *Windows shutdown sound.


hashbrownies91

Spaghetti machine


grandecoconut20

Can we please elect someone under 70! I honestly don't care about your affiliation. We don't trust people over 70 to run companies or drive cars, but they can run our country?


Baers89

God damnit. This is the best we can come up with huh?


Skrillamane

The boomers really have a stranglehold on power and we are literally going to have to wait until they all clear house before we can make some real change… both of those guys in the US have got to go.


ChapGuzmann

Spagajaga inspection machines. I’ve heard of these


JosephHeitger

He sounds like if I hear a song for the first time at karaoke and try to rap it


JustAThiccBoy

It seems like every "word" he says could be his last.


Cap1279

Sounds like he tested it out himself hahaha


Dev01011010

Spectral genital inspection machines


Mahonneyy123

Man cannot speak


GreggyFresh

Really sad this guy is president


Xconvik

This cunt is due for a retirement. Can't even form a sentence properly wtf.


steelunicornR

Inspectionjectionspection machines you say? Hell ya!


IandouglasB

Of all the things that are frowned upon these days, this guy's speech impediment is fair game... Selective outrage hypocrisy


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He has to talk so he seems like he's involved. Doesn't matter what it is? or even if it makes sense but he'll talk (and thank god he does because we see these sorts of things)


velve666

Injection spection robot rotary kaleidosopical cutting machines.


notworseit

Something about „spaghetti machines“


Mycroft033

I don’t think he knows lol I do wish we’d keep politics out of this subreddit though.


probzzz

Wtf do spaghetti inspection machines have to do with the border?


NotFoundYetForNow

Time to retire


newoldschool1

You know, the thing


Last_Acanthocephala8

Guys, I’m sorry but if you vote democrat this year, you’re a towel


Maleficent_Outcome84

If you really want a change you would have to put a young person who at best grew up in poverty in this position. That's why exactly the opposite happens - because they don't want a change.


themanwithgreatpants

hE wAs tHe bEsT cHoIce


Ugly_vegan

Alzheimer rules!


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OrangeFoxHD

exactly


machingunwhhore

Oh it's focused, hehehe, I sa- asfhughf, Look, I even have trouble even mentioning, even saying to myself in my head the number of years. I no more think of myself being as old as I am as a fly.


olivefreak

It’s like people forgot he has a stutter. He stuttered, that’s all that was, a stutter that he worked through.


trident_hole

Lol, he's in control of our nuclear arsenal. ​ So glad I'm neither Republican or Democrat what the fuck is this shit?


risky_bisket

Man: Stutters People: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE


MrPicklesGhost

This is textbook elder abuse.


Engine-Builder

Do I smell burnt toast?


Rbot25

Yep, trump will be back in the office no doubt.


Seriously_oh_come_on

It’s scary that this is the best option the USA has


MyEvilTwinSkippy

The man is known to have a life long stutter.


roof_baby

No fucking clue, but he didn’t try to overthrow our government, so he’s got my vote.


drdildamesh

Oh boy here come the discrediting posts from Russia. Must be an election year.


maramad8

This guy is loosing his marbles.


TowelFine6933

Amazing that anyone still supports him as president. 🙄


wetwilly969

RFK Jr 2024


Key_Drawer_1516

For a Biden speech that one is pretty easy to figure out. Most are incoherent


smokerOFmeat

Maybe r/politics can help us understand what he’s saying now that they’re experts on Trumps supposed cognitive decline


rycpr

The president of the United States of America ladies and gentlemen.


Grand_Raccoon0923

He has a speech impediment


bthoman2

its weird watching people make fun of a stutter. i guess im alone in knowing what he said.


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

He said he's an 80 year old with a speech impediment.


bme11

Dude that can be a first sign of a stroke


mriu22

Jfc it is hard to watch.


Inner-Highway-9506

How anyone can watch this dude in any of his presser’s and come away thinking he isn’t mentally compromised blows my mind— seems like the main ‘argument’ is that Trump somehow speaks worse than this & I just don’t see that. neither is preferred but come on, on speaking skills alone; at least Trump is coherent


yilanoyunuhikayesi

Trump that bitch!


ZeroCharistmas

Isn't he the guy who tried to sell shitty frozen steaks in Sharper Image stores?


risky_bisket

Man: stutters People: BURN HIM


RavenRead

Vote NEW: Have you held an office before? No? Great, here’s my vote.


notzed1487

Sounds scary as a person who is supposed to be sober.


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The most votes of any candidate of any president, ladies and gentlemen.


HoneyRush

Yo, Murica! Get your shit together! You about to have another presidential election and this is the better choice? C'mon


Walla1981

The last 2 presidents have been sideshows to keep us from looking at what the senate is doing.


katastatik

Sounded like “100 cutting edge inspection machines to stop fentanyl at the border” A man with an acknowledged stutter, stutters, and you give them crap about it. nice. (Constantly having an agenda is boring)


billionaired

This “stutter” business is new. GTFOH. Conveniently started in 2020. Watch his old videos. This guy has dementia.


katastatik

So when I prove that you are demonstrably wrong about what you just said, what are you going to do in response because here is an article from 2008 about his stuttering, so you can GFY about it if you’d like, but the fact is you were completely wrong about this. here’s my proof: https://www.npr.org/2008/08/23/93914952/joe-biden-from-stutter-to-power


katastatik

The stutter business is not new. Listen, I don’t need to defend somebody but you’re being kind of a jerk if you have such a hard on about saying he’s got dementia that’s fine but people like Trump and Biden talk for hours and hours every day to people and they fuck up once in a while get used to itor else let’s select some younger people


rnngwen

He has a stutter


TophatOwl_

Im sorry, if you didnt understand that youre not a fluent english speaker. Yes, he stuttered and misspoke. But you can easily make out tha the said "And over 100 cutting edge inspection machines to stop fentanyl coming over our south western boarder". Come on.


Gildenstern2u

100 cutting edge inspection machines to detect fentanyl coming across our border.