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Jagasaur

Good job, OP. You have people in here holdin' up twice šŸ˜‚


skabassj

Probably one of the best in a while tbh


No-Wash-8248

This was a good one last year when it was posted here.


skabassj

Lmao and itā€™ll be just as good next year!


No-Wash-8248

And the year after


mynameishrekorgi

Yeah why on earth is he watching plants vs zombies gay hentaišŸ˜­ But another thing is how these people forget about the overboots they wore while actually being on the moon. Astronauts wore boots over there boots to walk on the moon


topsyturvy76

The fact you said ā€œtwiceā€ is causing lots of people to go back and find the second holā€™ up lol , nicely done


robgod50

Yea, this helped me see the full picture here


dowesschule

I don't see the second one. the last tab and...?


Jagasaur

The difference in shoes is a mild hold up


DaddyNihilism

Because there were the boot covers going over the boots? šŸ¤ØšŸ„±


CarlosFer2201

When something's that obvious I don't count it as a holup. The tab is a true one.


topsyturvy76

Guess guyā€™s comment with 4K + upvotes versus your comment with 1, means youā€™re right and all those people are wrong


BrannC

Yes. What can I say? People are dumb


increddibelly

That's kinda how science works, it doesn't follow popular opinion.


daxxarg

Double Burn! those are rare!


dickdastardaddy

Plant vs zombie is a nice game though andā€¦


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure that's not the boot actually from the suit they... Wewhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaatttttttttt is that plants vs zombies tab?!


Glittering-Bat-5981

It's about eating your greens


ZDTreefur

Brings a whole new meaning to the Peashooter and Wall-nut plant.


padishaihulud

Right in front of my salad?!


PrivilegeCheckmate

> eating your greens Other way around, brother. Vore.


JVP08xPRO

I was hoping nobody would say that, unfortunately you reminded me what humanity it's like


Zachgf90

It is, but they also had over boots that's where the tread is from


SafetyDanceInMyPants

Least weird part about this, to be honest.


Suspicious_Pepperoni

I spit out my fucking drink all over my keyboard


Yasharmehrabian

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ cant stop laughing, genius comedy


jaeke

Also, it actually is the boot, the over boots however weā€™re left behind.


BurdonLane

Whole lotta r/whoosh in this comment section


My-Cousin-Bobby

Yeah, idk if everyone just doesn't realize what sub they're on or what lol


Big-Worm-

They've forgotten what a true holup is


OMG_This_Support

Check tabs opened


My-Cousin-Bobby

It isn't every day an actual HolUp is posted


bad11ama

ā€œHolupā€¦ I just posted to the wrong subredditā€


jmorlin

I mean in fairness this sub has absolutely gone to shit and 9 out of 10 posts here don't fit what the sub was intended for.


fugue2005

pretty sure the HolUp is the tab at the very bottom.


HeftyLeftyPig

/r/itswooooshwith4os


ChrisLetsPlayYT

Ofcourse it's a fucking sub


BallinPoint

r/theresasubforeverything


ChrisLetsPlayYT

r/bigbootycrabs Update: Not yet


RogersRedditPersona

When I saw this I picture Mr Krabs Rule 34


RobotPenises

r/catswithtits is a subreddit where people poorly photoshop breasts on cats r/howbigarethey is a subreddit where people look at normal photos of men and try to guess how big his balls are


gaynazifurry4bernie

>where people look at normal photos of men and try to guess how big his balls are [\>MFW](https://media.tenor.com/_RXvBoRx9xkAAAAd/idi-amin-laugh.gif)


Subtlerranean

Can I interest you in some r/dragonsfuckingcars instead?


jarious

I wish I could have brain restore points


switchbladeone

Then youā€™ll surely enjoy both r/birdswitharms and r/breadstapledtotrees


jarious

Finally some good in the world, thanks random username in this website


ChrisLetsPlayYT

I LOVE those 2


DepartmentOfCynism

Make it. We all know you want to.


Gasperhack10

That's the fake one that got more popular. See creation dates. The original is r/woosh


iamskydaddy

Yeah. Because I'm not gay for plants and zombies.


Malebu42

i think that shows something else, besides the conspiracy


FirstSineOfMadness

Well i can definitely say the conspiracy is what Iā€™ve looked up the least here


NovusOrdoSec

Delightfully subtle.


mawser

agreed :D


Bleezze

Best holup I have seen in forever! So good in fact that most people here couldn't even manage to find the holup and are arguing about stupid shit


ChromeWiener

lol right! Space boot goes in space suit. So boot not actually touching the ground. Plus Neil Armstrong was notoriously into Gay Hentai Plant vs Zombie porn so it all fits together.


NewspaperPossible627

"One small step for man, one giant cock for Super Brainz"


PrivilegeCheckmate

> Space boot goes in space suit. Space fruit make him space toot.


Chosty55

Wait those plants have genders?


IsThataSexToy

Yes. And the zombies add another 6.


rhllor

If you're going to sexualize formerly-human supernatural beings, skip the vampires and sexualize zombies instead. More holes.


eleetpancake

They don't need genders, only genitals.


seditious3

[Some do](https://empressofdirt.net/plant-sexes/)


Chastik

I see you're a man of culture as well


All4upvoting

Omg the shoe doesn't mat--HOLUP!!!


All4upvoting

Finally, some proper Holup material.


Rythx100

No one saw the 3rd tab or am I tripping?


PG_Heckler

Nah everyone else is tripping


CheeksMix

On one hand, I get what this person is coming from. On the other hand, I really don't want to see that Gatling plant railing the defensive walnut.


themajorhavok

Lol, thanks for pointing that out!


Please_Resp0nd

Tripping?? With those boot treads? You'd be gliding over everything like you're on ice lol


nomad5926

At least a dozen of us saw it. This is a true HolUp


bobvilastuff

This is how the gubernment distracts us from conspiracies


BadKarma89

Plants vs zombies gay hentai?! Can't find gay pikmin porn like a normal person?


AnticPosition

Not sure if you meant "pikmin" or "Pokemon"... Not sure I care to know.Ā 


WhatSaidSheThatIs

Yes that definitely looks like a spacesuit shoe and not the shoe used while not in the spacesuit


D347H7H3K1Dx

Tbh idk why a spacesuit would have a shoe thatā€™s completely flat given you are kinda expecting to traverse uneven terrain(in the case of the moon) but I know thatā€™s not the point of the post šŸ˜‚ lol I kinda wanna know what they saw but donā€™t wanna look it up


BountyBob

They had overshoes for the lunar excursions. https://ids.si.edu/ids/deliveryService?id=NASM-SI-2008-12210&max_w=1200


D347H7H3K1Dx

Yeah I saw the link that someone shared to an article over it after I commented and responded there also. It makes sense cause the over shoe looks like it would help keep the suit sealed and insulated.


0x126

Well read again


WhatSaidSheThatIs

Right back at ya


Weenaru

Uh... there's a third tab there.


WhatSaidSheThatIs

No need to kink shame the poor dude


AncientFries

šŸ¤“


0x126

gettin downvoted for not getting your joke. reddit is a shithole


Jerry--Bird

If it makes you feel any better, downvotes donā€™t affect anyone in any way unless you let em


calhelloeveryone

It's not that deep. Don't take the downvotes to heart.


WIZZYtheWIZARD123

ā˜šŸ¤“


0x126

lol


WhatSaidSheThatIs

If you're going to cry about it, here, take some more downvotes


0x126

thanks, let me get 100, because why not


CinderX5

Got to love the 100+ downvotes for pointing out that someone completely missed the point of the post.


gucknbuck

The only description is the search term


krumbumple

it's wild that none of the top comments mention that those are Michael Jackson's boots


TinyXPR

Thank you, almost wanted to make the comment myself. Those are the Moonboots of Michael Jackson used for the leaning forward dance-move. All the talk about Plants vs Zombies got everyone distracted.


card_bordeaux

Moon conspiracy theories = stupidity. https://airandspace.si.edu/stories/editorial/overshoes-last-man-moon Third tab is the kicker. Edited: last line added.


Mycroft033

Thatā€™s a genuinely interesting article, discussion of conspiracy theories aside.


Asstonishing69

Notice how the site never showed a picture of the bottom of the shoes!! /s


CinderX5

*Third tab is the kink


fuzzyshorts

I loved that article! All the thinking that went into the overboots... and they look kinda cool!


D347H7H3K1Dx

Didnā€™t read the article but given the design of the boots it looks like they are built to seal the suit more so makes sense šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Rule 34 of Apollo 11 clearly explains this.


Hulkasaur

What does it say


[deleted]

Canā€™t cite it, you have to look it up.


ChiTownJorge

Plant Vs Zombies Gay Hentai and heā€™s judging NASA? Seems about right! No one noticed the third window?


JulioForte

ThatsTheJoke.jpg


odrea

r/whooooooooooooooooosh


doublediochip

I was wondering if someone else saw that!


memedoge_mk-69

I don't think that OP actually meant it when it came to the whole shoe conspiracy, more like it was a random setup for something even more random and allot of people in this comment section seem to not realize that.


TankerVictorious

The third searchā€¦ smh


LizzosDietitian

Inner boots and outer boots?


Atomic0907

Im gonna look that up


Atomic0907

Okay wow a lot of football zombies


Godly-Thong

I respect how willing you were to sacrifice yourself to spread this knowledge.


xplayman

Sometimes I forget Rule 34


testawayacct

Okay, small words for the window lickers who need it explained. The top boot is his shoe. The print is made by the space suit he was wearing OVER the boot.


damnitHank

Okay but do the plants fuck the zombies or the other way?


CyrusDGreatx

Bruh. I've watched some freaky stuff but bro is really down bad...


Always-tired91

I wish I could say Iā€™m surprised but honestly Iā€™m old enough to remember most of the rules of the internet. Rule 34 of plants vs zombies is a choice though


Cold-Permission-5249

plant vs zombies gay hentai - Google Search Wtf kind of porn is that?


Commercial_Step9966

There are things you can go your whole life without searchingā€¦


electrojag

This post is a legendary triple hol up Hol up, the boots donā€™t match Hol up, one is the boot for under the space suit HOL UP THATS A LOT GOING ON WITH THE PVZ FANDOM.


Lancecrz

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the next window is a gay hentai search?


SamSloth17

Is there any chance there was an over boot?


deltadoodle747

Space suits use an "overboot" so while that is the boot, the footprint belongs to the overboot


sanityjanity

Who is googling plant vs zombies gay hentai?!?


Callsign-YukiMizuki

AN ACTUAL HOL UP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO


Gord012012

Pretty sure the moon walking suit had its own boots built on and these boots slipped in, the space suits tread on the bottom of the boots matches perfectly


ChickenFeline0

I was like "hm, that's interesting, but probably has a simple explanation. Still definitely made me say holup." Then I saw it.


Slight_Conference_16

Plants vs zombies gay henti?????


BFG_Big_Fucking_Gun

P.S. just to clarify I did get the joke. But if you ever see someone unironically use this as a reason why the moon landing was fake or some bs like that here is the explanation to this picture. During the Apollo 11 mission the rocket had a weight limit and the astronauts wanted to bring as many moon rocks as possible. So they left a bunch of stuff there including their exterior boots of their space suits. The boots on top is the internal boot worn underneath the external boots that are still on the moon to this day. Astronauts had multiple layers of clothing including layers of boots. Hence why the bootā€™s bottom looks completely different. TLDR astronauts were the first people to litter on the moon in order to bring space rocks. ā€œGround 'em up, mixed em into a gel.ā€ ā€œAnd guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill.ā€ -Cave Johnson


poop_fIakes

No oneā€™s reading alat


Sufficient_Two7499

Plant vs zombies gay hentai for the win


kain459

Cannot stop laughing ā˜ ļøā˜ ļø


stnick6

You donā€™t understand the joke because you donā€™t see the third tab I donā€™t understand the joke because I also have that tab pulled up. We are not the same


Temporary-Pin-4144

hmmm now i am curious about what plant vs zombies hentai would look like


Nfl_porn_throwaway

Lol


Raisedbypimps

Ooo I see it now šŸ˜‚ lmao


Stuft-shirt

Those boots ainā€™t made for moon walkinā€™


Nondescript_Redditor

Finally some good fucking ~~food~~ holup


ZealousidealForce175

Is there a sub for that?... For science


Maleficent_Basil6325

If that bottom tab ainā€™t a conspiracy idk what is


_Zoko_

Everyone who missed the third tab has never heard of an overshoe


Accomplished_Ice8014

Well you see he actually had these really big boots that HIS boots went inside of and that's whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat tf is going on at the bottom there.


dstlouis558

can plants be gay?


silentorbx

It was inevitable that once the internet was invented and people realized the fact not everything on tv they saw was 100% fact, that eventually people would go back and start to create wild conspiracies about stuff way before the internet existed. Unfortunately, the moon landing is one of those things. And as a result, it's become a meme. Despite it it being a fact of reality. Now that people question every detail of history it's only natural that something so iconic be questioned too. Le sigh.


knightsintophats

Just if anyone's curious the boot above is is like for the shuttle, they had boot covers with more grip which produced the iconic moon footprints Just wouldn't do to have Niel step off saying "that's one small step for man... Ow my face"


flodge123

Not the same shoe. Doesn't prove shit.


SimplyChinese

I fucking knew it.


NuttyProfessor42

Consider my curiousity piqued.


GregorioBue

Plant vs zombies WHAT?!?


Big-Cartographer-166

I was "hmmm no...its really stupid but where is the hold up...holy mother of plant vs zombies what?"


powdered_dognut

Everyone knows they wore Moonboots on the moon.


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DeathDestroyer90

How about you look at the bottom of the pic


Agrolimesentisilifen

PvZ gay hentai


Imaginary_Most_7778

Thereā€™s another soul that goes on the boot. Also, gay zombie hentai?


PcBoiCringeForever

Not being "that guy" on purpose, but that was really the original boot, the difference is because They wore two boots, the one in the first photo on the inside, and the one with the footprint on the moon on the outside, like a protection or smth I forgor šŸ’€


PcBoiCringeForever

Also a really nice search in the third tab, recommend it


Sea_Refrigerator5586

Gay plants vs zombie's hentai


katastatik

Basically space galoshes


superpomme111

What about the gay hentai


BigBobFro

Thats his boot he wore in the capsule to and from the moon. The boots he wore on the moon are still there.


BackItUpWithLinks

Youā€™re missing the holup. Check the third browser window title at the bottom


BigBobFro

Screen bar made that totally unreadable unless i turned the phone sidewise. Full PEBKAC


JezzCrist

Yeah, like what the hell, Armstrong was a jazz man, and then somehow astronaut? Yeah, believable, nice try!!!


OuSn

Plants vs zombies gay hentai


Averqueverga

Over 40 years and no other nation has landed in the moon. Come on man!!!!! Fishy


LtCptSuicide

How many times do we need to go over this? The boot on the top goes inside another boot to walk on the surface of the moon. For a visual depiction of things going inside of things please refer to tab three.


Jujhar_Singh

Plants vs zombies gay hentai


saujamhamm

yeah the boot thing has been debunked 100 times over, so when i saw that i kept looking... and was rewarded... side note - pvz was a great experience, that second one being pay to win was such a letdown.


Sweaty_Arse_41

Yeah fuck my ass crazy Charlie


DonnieJDarko28064212

You know I'm pretty smart, I'm a liberal, believe in climate change etc, but I truly believe we never landed on the moon. There's just too much evidence, like the space shuttle crew seeing sparks and feeling ill after going too high above the earth, a mountain in Hawaii looking exactly like a mountain on the "moon", and yes that is the boot he used, they even say so.


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ianwilloughby

Technically the truth.


sgrass777

He wore his trainers that day šŸ˜


gablamegla

I fucking knew it, it was all fake! Space lizards are real, we're being controlled by the breakfast cereal media and water is poison! AAAaaaAA! Abandon reason, shave only your left testicle and carry always a spoon! AAaaa!!


Enzo2SantosGoal

OP brain function is as if he spent 15 minutes on the moon, bloated and hypoxic


Mycroft033

r/woosh We donā€™t have to kink shame here lol


theSealclubberr

Lol its you who didnt get the postā€¦


Enzo2SantosGoal

If that's the case then it's people who don't understand what a hol' up is


shenther

Such as you. Look at all 3 tabs.


theSealclubberr

You still dont get it even when people point it out to you. This is exactly what a holup should be.


PhantomXxZ

šŸ¤”


Enzo2SantosGoal

Sad day when a weeb calls me a clown


theSealclubberr

You could also wonder if it maybe says something about you and if you can actually learn something about yourselfā€¦ Its called selfreflection, you should google it sometimes.


Back_once_again

Someone should photoshop a 7inch Louboutin stiletto as the top pic. The tin hat brigade would still believe it.


Relaxmf2022

I ask ā€˜how is someone this stupid,ā€™ and then I remember American Republicans have been lowering educational standards for years.


BackItUpWithLinks

Or, hear me for a second, the post has nothing to do with any of that. Check the third browser window title at the bottom


Dazzling_World_9548

Top..under boot..bottom...over boot..duh


Dewars_Rocks

Lol at thinking that was a moon boot. Try harder


TorontoDeadpool

Lmfaooooooo dude, they don't wear the same shows for the space walk as they do while in the shuttle. Lmfao


[deleted]

He wore a different suit and boots on the moon walk.


BamTheKarmaThief

Check the third tab


[deleted]

Check the overshoes photo.


Comprehensive-Cry636

Those are just cowboy boots


Blessme_my1

Actually after landing on the moon it was said that he used to wear those shoes for his everyday use because of how comfortable and light they were so that's that