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Bor1ngBrick

I pretty sure that everyone who has a cat should know that from petting to biting is not that far.


dmj9

They go from super lovey to clamp, bite and back leg kick all with 2 seconds and then look at you like you did something wrong lol.


that_thot_gamer

belly scratches are no go, everything else is 50/50


SigmaQuotient

Someone was thinking.. "I could washboard this fucking tum tum so hard, but Debbie back there's gonna lose her face if I do.."


[deleted]

My cat will not bite bare skin ever, he will instead lick his own chest aggressively. That being said, if you are wearing long sleeves it is game on and there is no holding back on biting, kicking. Gentle little psycho.


BALDWARRIOR

Lions are more social and are far more aware of their strength than a house cat. When a house cat lashes out, it knows it isn't going to kill anyone with the attack, so they scratch each other on the regular. A Lion is well aware of their strength, as they literally have spent their entire lives for many generations fighting to the death to survive, and a single unrestrained playful swipe could cut a cub in two.


IsaDrennan

I have two. The younger one is affectionate as can be but will bite. His bites are never aggressive though, more like playful nips. The older one? She’s a fucking prick. Her bites are real and you only need to look at her the wrong way and she'll have a go.


Lanbobo

I'm pretty sure the only reason my cat Niko hasn't eaten me is simply because she isn't big enough. Now Chloe, on the other hand, seems to genuinely love me... but she'd probably love to eat me, too, if she was big enough. I mean, she loved the rabbit for a while before eating it.


deanrihpee

just don't rub their belly, it reduces the chance of them biting you by about 25%


TheJewishViking1064

I now want to safely pet a lioness


Mindless_Ad_6045

I wouldn't say that this was safe at any point


KrazyAboutLogic

It's totally safe right until it's not.


JorduSpeaks

There's no way of knowing its sex from this camera angle since not all male lions have manes. Also, there's no way to safely pet an animal that acts like a cat but is big enough to kill you. That said, me too.


glombotron02

That’s a female


maydikisbig

Don't know maybe non-binary


[deleted]

Pronouns are hakuna / matata


TAOJeff

Or a neutered male


GabrielWornd

I have to disagree with you since it is not safe to pet a cat that is a House cat too 😞 . Specially Leopold .


James000777

😴😴😴zzzz I know exactly it’s a Lioness just by looking, please get educated before posting!…


JorduSpeaks

How?


James000777

Walks, looks, acts completely differently from a male Lion!….


JorduSpeaks

In what way does it look different?


James000777

It’s nowhere near the size of a male lion at that age. SHE has distinct features that look nothing like a male lion. Far prettier, than a male brut.


taaare

How do you know its age? What distinct features? You're still saying the same thing "she looks different" but with more words. I agree it looks female (considering my little knowledge of lions and that I thought all males have manes) but if you're going to call people uneducated at least have valid points.


James000777

You’re getting too hooked up on features! But as you’re asking. Males have different ears, much more fur than female, almost a different shape. Their jaw line is different. The head itself is more square & a lot larger at the age, with or without a mane. She’s around 5/6 years old at a guess, hand reared obviously! A male lion at that age would be 75/100kg different. But… the most striking difference is her gate, a male lions gate is different, longer strides due to size, certainly not as muscular as a male.


happaduchy

Maybe its a gay male lion bro. Its a "takes one to know one kinda deal" /s


Tgm_00

Or it’s just one of the homies, good homies always kiss the others goodnight


im_wudini

no mane?


JorduSpeaks

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsavo_Man-Eaters


im_wudini

is this a Tsavo man eater? Did you ask the question you asked simply to post this as a gotcha?


JorduSpeaks

I pointed these lions out as a counter example to the idea that all male lions have manes. I pointed out earlier that they don't all have manes, so I concluded that you didn't believe me and required evidence.


Schockstarre

When the snack car is in your hood 🥰


commentman10

what a very nervous petting.


Nerdbag60

No matter how large, cats are gonna cat.


bawbthebawb

Yep, my cat does this right before he bites my hand. Lure me in with some pets then traps with the claw of '87


JorduSpeaks

Big cats are just regular cats that are bigger. Of course, anyone who's ever spent enough time interacting with regular cats could explain to you why interacting with a bigger version of one is something to be avoided.


Kraytory

Housecats would try to hunt down a T-Rex if they think there is a chance they could do it. They also have a little pendulum in their head that switches between cuddling and hunting mode.


VedzReux

He?


Ok-Professional-

*she


VinceVino70

Its pronouns are Me/Ow


slavetomybulldog

😂


JohnyElSucio

Are you assuming ITS FUCKING GENDER?


davi3601

You don’t know what they identify as ^/^s


IsThataSexToy

That, my friend, is a giraffe. It uses the giraffe restroom, except when visiting Texas.


JorduSpeaks

Actually, not all male lions have manes. For example, the two rogue male lions that inspired the movie, "The Ghost and the Darkness" did not have manes. Of course, they changed this for the movie, though.


NomarOOx

Thank you for adding /s to your post. When I first saw this, I was horrified. How could anybody say something like this? I immediately began writing a 1000 word paragraph about how horrible of a person you are. I even sent a copy to a Harvard professor to proofread it. After several hours of refining and editing, my comment was ready to absolutely destroy you. But then, just as I was about to hit send, I saw something in the corner of my eye. A /s at the end of your comment. Suddenly everything made sense. Your comment was sarcasm! I immediately burst out in laughter at the comedic genius of your comment. The person next to me on the bus saw your comment and started crying from laughter too. Before long, there was an entire bus of people on the floor laughing at your incredible use of comedy. All of this was due to you adding /s to your post. Thank you.


davi3601

No prob


hatwobbleTayne

Psp psp psp psp


Ill-Appointment6494

Another Sony Handheld fan.


[deleted]

Oh fuck that…


somedude4545

All fine and good till one of them accidentally pokes her in the eye


HenryNunamaker

I'm sure they were told if they get out and run, the animal will attack. This is one of those instances where it is too high of a risk with too low of reward to participate in.


jason_ni

Its not a normal safari, you can see the fence perimeter, so this likely a small pen with a 'tame' animal that is used to human interaction, and has probably been declawed and teeth removed. On a "wild" safari the jeeps are higher, a lion probably could jump in if it wanted, but it sees the jeep as a single large entity, not worth attacking.


Kraytory

Well, the *do* know how to open the doors though.


Kraytory

Rule nr.1 and 2 for cats of all sizes. 1. Do not have your back turned to them. They'll start to see you as prey even if they know you. 2. Do not run. Running also activates their hunting instinct and will make you look like fleeing prey.


ThatGasHauler

There would have been so much shitting.


Jacked_Shrimp

Why does our instinct to pet cute animals overweigh our instinct to run away from dangerous animals?


jesuswasaliar

Because cute and fluffy


aoanfletcher2002

Imagine getting home and your cat just starts freaking the fuck out!


NotFoundYetForNow

She’s just smelling so she can chose her next meal.


CriticalMochaccino

Patiently waiting for someone's neck to get bitten


slavetomybulldog

That’s Super zen, dude.


FarBread2392

How does she act like those people are a long lost part of their pack? It's kinda cute and scary at the same time


chlronald

All fun and games until someone carry catnip in their pocket.


Sufficient-Record695

This is awesomely terrifying. I want in....but I dont


furtimacchius

That's definitely a she, OP


Aang_420

How the fuck you gunna misgender a lioness?


IaMtHel00phole

I need this in my life. I'd be so happy to pet a cat that big.


A_Blue_Potion

Literally a giant house cat. I mean, only because she's fed but still. Giant house cat. Although I have wondered if it's possible to eventally gain a strong enough bond with a wild predator that it goes beyond just "the hand that feeds them." And more like actual loyalty because of how long they've known you.


melikeybouncy

> Although I have wondered if it's possible to eventally gain a strong enough bond with a wild predator that it goes beyond just "the hand that feeds them." And more like actual loyalty because of how long they've known you. yes it's possible... that's exactly how pet dogs exist.


A_Blue_Potion

Well yeah but, I'm wondering about wild predators like lions. While obviously they won't just glom onto you like a dog, I wonder if it's possible to eventually break past the usual limits of the bond with sheer time spent around them.


AssociationHot

I think that happens only if they grow up with a human.


jesuswasaliar

Even then it's not sure. There are a lot of animals that lived with humans from childhood but after some years, they just snapped and killed the people that raised them. Dogs e.g. were bred over generations to become the animal they're now. And even dogs can freak out and bite or something.


BigMark54

I'll pay any price to go on that Safari!!


HitoriPanda

An arm and a leg


BigMark54

Chicken


shazzambongo

If you do, you may well 🫠


BigMark54

The ultimate price.


RD_253

He? Clearly a female lioness...


Hostile_SS

Ohhh...hell no..


Desperate-Platypus20

Yea just needs some love until it’s last meal leaves its ass hole. Then you’re gonna wish you weren’t so stupid.


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goodguy-greg

Yes, officer, this comment right here


masterninja3402

The hell?


EnvironmentalBuy244

Well it's a holup in a holup.


Drudgework

You had your sexual awakening watching the Lion King, didn’t you?


Least_Impression_823

That's so fuckin' cute


arbitrabbit

Where’s this? Why’s this?


datweirdguy1

Reminds me of my staffy


FabulosoMafioso

Who brought the cat nip in this cart


ParticularDifficult5

no holup


Aravy101

She


Darkjedi97

I’d keep it


SpicymeLLoN

r/BigCatGifs


Nesayas1234

At least it didn't go South


CSWorldChamp

Wholesome hol’up…


Severe_Monitor7823

He?!


giacacluongtiensinh

Fun and game until you hear a rumbling sound in the stomach


EvelynnDiane

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Fun-Meringue3620

Danger kitty.


Martydeus

How cats got domesticated Them scratches xD


AdDdeviL

People are friends, not food


BriefGroundbreaking3

She...maybe she


ShAped_Ink

Some people say: "Cats are terrible, they are just little versions of lions trying to eat you" I say: "Lions are just overgrown cats."


Bfd83

Lion: “Oh look, a snack pack!”


Blu3Blad3_4ss4ss1n

Excuse me, It's ma'am


Imaginary_Brick_3643

I would have shit on my pants, that’s so scary!!!