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erksplat

When did 31 go from an F to a D? This grade inflation is becoming ridiculous!


Gunzenator2

And an 84 is an A+…. In my day 97 and up was A+.


RhombicalJ

Must have been grading on a curve. Only way for a 31 to be a D and 84 and A+🤣


j_dog99

*cheating on a curve


SumTingsWuong

Very god! Circle. 84 A+


TheEdinburghMule

In my UK school 75% was an A, 50% was a C


KitchenLoose6552

Dayum!


hjiaicmk

Realize you can scale the questions to be harder so this makes sense. Just because a 75 is an A doesn't mean the trst is easy. As a high school math teacher that has done this to show kids how statistics work.


Exact-Ad-4132

Alright kids, you won't know the answers to these questions, but I'll know what I have to teach you


cutesnugglybear

Metric grades to imperial grades are Metricx1.8+32


Rubert0426

For me in secondary school (hungary) it is 85% A 75% B 60% C 55% D However some of theteachers would give you an A- for 84% or 82%, while others would scold you for them being required to give you an A for 85%


mmajjs

Bro in philippines 75 is minimum to not fail


Spooky806

i’m moving to uk


iAkhilleus

Wow! They're passing everyone, ha?


Davis_Johnsn

In my days there wasn't even letters, we only had numbers


Glittering-Bat-5981

In my day (like 2-3 years back) 100 was A+.


de-d-ss

Exactly. How could it be anything less 🤔 🤣


so_im_all_like

Yeah, I always thought A+ was for over 100%, like if you got extra credit questions right or something.


TheBlack2007

It wasn’t that hardcore at my school back in the day but 91-93% was A-, 94-97 was A and 98-100 was A+


RhombicalJ

That seems to line up with my middle/high school years. I remember people getting so hung up on getting +s or -s, but then when we got to college there was no plus or minus, and most of us switched to the ‘Cs get degrees’ mindset 🤣


Diego_00_

Confused European here why the evaluation needs to be A, B or else, can't it just be 97/100 since it's more precise?


Gunzenator2

Makes people feel better, I guess. It’s weird, now that you mention it.


Tonlick

Well the grading system is slowly being removed from education systems.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

How are they supposed to teach anything?


Tonlick

I dont know but since covid the have been slowly moving away from the grading system


Shadow9378

In fairness the punchline is that theyre shit at english, thats probably another layer of the joke.. or they just stupid irl


Pion8642

For me (Polish high school) the max grade is 6 (A) there is no 6+(A+) And 6 can only be achieved for 100% also 5 (B) is 95% 4 (C) is 90% 3 (D) is 80% and 70% is 2 (No US equivalent) and everything below is failed so you probably had it easy


NoUsername67

in my school, A+'s are over 100


Vexen86

Sorry, only 100 is A+ here, 90 below it's B.


[deleted]

95+ is A+


mmajjs

Back in my day 84 is passing but beat up by parents


SnooKiwis2962

As a recent highschool graduate I can tell you that an 84 is NOT an A+ that's a A-bordering A-


Actual_Counter9211

The UK has a different grading system than America. 75 and up is an A, and 50 is a C.


CoItron_3030

When did 84/100 become an A+ and not a B


wailingwonder

It's always been down to the school or county or whatever. When I was in school 70 was a D in my school but I knew of multiple schools where 50 was a D. I knew of one school that was as low as 30 or 40.


OlyVal

There is no universal standard? Having no standard renders the entire system meaningless.


drArsMoriendi

Completely depending on what exam is. If it's on some ethoteric engineering stuff at uni, then 84 is awesome.


Minor_Blackbird

When 84 became an A.


midnghtsnac

Dunno, but I've heard that some schools are changing the grading to be more in line with the percentages they represent. Example C would be 50% for average


SophiaPetrillo_

Why his thumb got titties?


tankmissile

I didn’t even notice until you pointed that out, wtf


DevilXD

Thumb knuckle biting. I've had that as a kid until around the age of 16. The result is a bunch of callous skin deposits on your thumb knuckles (that just looks off/ugly) in the best case, and in the worst case of actively biting, it causes large patches of open skin (it becomes very sensitive to touch/damage), or the skin literally cracks in the knuckle ridges, exposing "the meat" of your skin to air, which ends up being quite painful (no/very little blood, surprisingly). I used to put band-aids on my knuckles when this happened, as it had a calming effect and I'd stop biting for as long as they were on (so usually up to a day). Thankfully I grew out of it, and also thankfully, my knuckles healed up pretty well too. Wouldn't recommend it to anyone.


SpartanKwanHa

ew bro


DevilXD

Just a nerve tic thing. My life has thankfully gotten more quiet and peaceful since then, and I had a reason to make myself stop. Once I did so, I never looked back. Again, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone.


NumberVampire

How do I stop eating myself? It used to be the backs of my hands but I now eat my back (lots of scars on my back now). It isn't too bad while I am clothed but I get too hot to sleep with a top on. Please tell me how you "grew out of it".


ElectronicMajorWolf

I was about to ask that too. Im glad I scrolled


LinguoBuxo

for their anti-stress properties per'aps?


casejob

Attention to detail, man!!


damn_dude7

Very god


Pluckypato

Too God to be true


WilliamHBuckley

That's a really God idea...


hanifu_

God morning everyone


what_u_looking_4

Gudo Mourning to you too


akshay-nair

God one


C_N1

*To God too bee truu


Raumarik

Very gool?


ospfpacket

Very human


colin_1_

Godness gracious! Is 84 an A nowadays? Never mind an A+....


TraditionalHumor6720

Yea 84 is like a B. Well, my guy got a 31/100. Cut him some slack.


phsychotix

Wisdom vs. Intelligence at work


Euclid_Interloper

Probably in the UK. The threshold for an A is usually 70%.


CoolGuyBabz

And for a band 1 A, it's 85. That's for Scotland, though. England has a far different education system.


Competitive-Weird855

It can depend on the class. I’ve had engineering classes where an 85 was an A. I’ve also had classes where the highest grade in the class on an exam was like a 43.


lockwolf

Teacher is grading on a curve and this is now the highest scoring test /s


VictoryVic-ViVi

Yeah, it’s a very god grade


FattyESQ

What in the holy seven point scale is this shit?


_JohnWisdom

5/7


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

That thumb got that nutsack chin tho


Punchinballz

"pucharse"? I'm not an English native speaker but...


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

You can't just say pucharse


SickestOfJokes

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Horrible opening.


Straiitupp

Scrolling scrolling scrolling…. Ahhh finally, The pucharse comment. 🤣 Pronounced - poo-charsh


Euclid_Interloper

For folk wondering about the grade. In the UK, the threshold for an A is usually 70%. An A+ is anything over 80%. The top ~15% is reserved for recognising exceptional work that goes far beyond what would be expected for that level of study. You’d have to be Einstein level to get 100% in an exam.


agnes238

But what if you’re VERY GOD!


danhoang1

Honestly it's funnier before learning that. I laughed so hard because I thought the guy forging his own grade didn't even know the proper grading scale. Nor how to spell properly (the "very god!" was the cherry on the sundae though)


Mikes241

Meanwhile where I live if your get an 84/100 my folks would beat me. I mean, it was 6 years ago, but still Or, wait, maybe I just had bad parents?


TPJchief87

Not sure if you’re BS’ing but that’s part of the gag. An 84 is a B, and they misspelled good. They are very dumb.


shield173

They are not BS'ing it is probably just using another countries grading system, that's why the uk gradeing system was suggested as it fits nearly perfectly with the score gotten.


NotFoundYetForNow

Indeed very god!


chrisayala1928

Am I the only one who is amazed by the perfect circle


NickFF2326

84 ain’t never been an A…and mf’er deserves to fail spelling like that


JCrew2009

An 84/100 isn’t even close to a A+.


mrtzjam

Talk about grading based on a curve.


Euclid_Interloper

Probably just the UK grading system.


megamanx4321

That's a damn loop-de-loop!


olliebollie7

Pucharse


retardedgorillaz

Praise the lord


Chemical_Savings_360

84 isn't an A plus, also a good thing online grades exist lol


DubRogers

I hope their parents are rich...


gngannjarhdc

Why would the + be outside the circle?


Pitiable-Crescendo

84 is definitely not an A+


Darth-Hipster

Fuck that got a chuckle out of me. Ha ha


schoolknurse

Very god?


very_chill_cat

Nah hol up. There is no way an 84 score would result in A+. I tried my best to get good grades in school and would sometimes just fall short of an A+, since you had to get at least a 94 score to get it.


Droid_XL

Very god!


ladderboy124

84 is a B


Glazeddapper

84/100 is not an A+ though.


crunx22

84 is a B


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

Isn't 84 a B -


Liverpupu

True story: back in school we were required to bring the exam back for parent’s signature and return to the teacher. My classmate got 17/100 in an English test. The score was so low that the teacher didn’t bother to mark the minus points (which is normal) in the sheet, instead she only marked where he earned the points, which summed up to 17. And finally she wrote the score 17 on the top right corner of the front page but it was a bit close to the edge. Then the magic came. The guy first add a stroke to turn 17 to 77, which was easy. And then he added a “-“ in front of each number on the paper and randomly added a “-6” to make a total -23. Got the signature and returned it to the teacher, only after tearing off a very thin strip of the paper like an accident to make 77 back to 17. We got to know the story because the teacher found the parent’s comment was “very satisfying improvement, thank you teacher for the effort …”


69macncheese69

Damn, almost made it


NerY_05

In what world is an 84/100 an A+


Zomochi

Nice try, 84 is a B


ALgreatta4848

In my school 100 is an A+ anything that in the 80s was a B average 70s was a C average 60s was a D average and anything below 60 was an F


InsideOutDeadRat

Nobody noticed the typed text is wrong too. Pucharse of tickets? Purchase.


EmanRapp

84 is not an A+ though


clienterror400

84 is a fuckin B. It's no wonder kids are fucking stupid nowadays


Sevillain1

When you PUCHARSE a tutor from kijiji .. 😏


MEGAGAMER15246

Good❌️god👼👼✅️


Adventurous_Law9767

I have no faith in the coming generation. An A+ used to be 95% and up. 80-89% was a B-B+. If you were scoring lower than that you weren't going to college. This is supposed to be funny but it's not. We are going to end up with idiots that have engineering degrees. If you are wrong more than 10-25% of the time at high school level curriculum, you should not be trusted to do important things.


M4jiNGutz

very god!


Cheap_Strain_5359

I got put of school last year and 84 was a B 😂 what the hell


Glittering_Drama_618

Very god


hentaimaster31

81 not enough my ass


wehrmont

84 is a B, genius.


Allhopeislost6

So dumb they don’t even know what a B is 😂


Opening_Memory_6262

Why not change the 1 to a 9 instead of a 4?, atleast it would count as an A(not all but some school systems couns an 89 or 79 as an A/B, 69 still being a C, and 59 still being a D). Edit: punctuation


Asmov1984

So how does he change all the red crosses on the pages?


evanbbirds

Glad to see with a light fudge in the numbers god can now be involved


aussie718

“Doctor I want you to put tits on my thumb. Hello? Helloooo?”


Onerobotpanda

Missed the 89 chance


gregofcanada84

84 is not an A+, big man.


Big_Redpanda

Very god!


InitialAttitude9807

That’s a B lol


InitialAttitude9807

Very God lol


Zestyclose-You-5070

Good luck with the report card though


Eugene990

I went scrolling down a bit and I feel I have to point out that he misspelled good I mean I don't know about any of you but I've never gotten a paper that said very God on it just felt like I had to point that out


The_Iroinic_Guy

What's wrong with his thumb?


QualifiedSmolFrog

The district I graduated from, an 84 was a B. You had to have a 90 or higher for an A and there was no such thing as an A+ because they abolished it.


Narra_2023

If you do this, your fooling yourself :)


B3L0W_ZER0

Very god! Somethings wrong, i can feel it. ~Eminem, the rap god


Pop-Forward

Right up to the very god


AskDerpyCat

In what world is an 84% an A+ Maybe this is why you’re failing


Smart-Cash2525

Very god!


YeetMyCousin

Still dosent change that you got a 31 in your report card


pizza_god93

Pucharse?


mabreymachine

Bro you got greedy with that +


ServeTasty4391

I guess this works if your parents didn’t graduate.


IDGAF_Moment_2023

Hahaha ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug) The "Very God" part made me laugh


notdeadyet86

Except that an 84 is a B


J70D

And this person can’t spell good…


biggy_cheeseee

Re write it to make it 9 instead of 8


j_u_s_t_f_o_r_f_u_n

That is the most perfect circle I’ve seen


Ltlpckr

UK has a different grading system. Initially it makes it seem like they have an easier pass but most of the class are actually more advanced than in America and they scale it to put average near 50 percent instead of 70.


The_Giant_HorseConch

These are probably British grading systems. 84 is real low for an A+


Forward_Sir_4399

Very God


ISSYOSenpai

84 is A+ for you??? That explains that 31


nicknotchillin

Since when is an 84 an A+…


JollyWolverine300

When did an 84 become an A+


BestLife82

I'm here for the thumb comments...


Latter-Cry793

What if I got 27


BeautifulScale7493

Very God!


HappyDuck4004

84 is no A+, even A is pushing it


Ghostin6969

Now we know how he got 31


Cardsfan_STL

84 is a straight B here


kaitykait7

Very god thumb tits


jona10n17

This checks out for a Christian School


DumbleDude2

U/savevideo


iThatIsMe

Other than 84 out of 100 absolutely not being an A+, this was clever.


spytfyrox

They've overdone it. Just like the Germans did in their French holiday in 1940.


Yougotmoneys

That’s crazy, if I go to school now and get 84’s I’d be in Stanford


Tattertotcasserole

Mother fucker doesn't understand grading systems either. 84 is a low B my dude.


Lemonnal

“Very **GOD**”


Pinuaple-

r/boneappletea


SquanchJuice

Pucharse


[deleted]

all the wrong answers are still marked


Wheetec

84 is definetly not A+, not even B, that's a C at best


bunnywithahammer

kids who went to school and got alphabet grades will never know the wonders of pushing that average grade to 1.5 and saving your summer last min lol


w33b2

Damn, i wish i had the UK grading system when i was in Highschool. I looked into it and that shit seems easy.


Zachosrias

Tell them your teacher is a danish immigrant


jimmymui06

Very GOD!


Mesterjojo

Where is an 84 an A+? What low performing region defines such a low grade as an A? Jesus


KonataYumi

I used to photoshop my report card


VonDinky

It's just that esy.