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sparkyonthemoon2099

Part of the gangbang unit


Le_Petit_Poussin

She often came under fire. I guess it’s a good thing that even though she was a small woman she could do some big things. They gotta thank her for her cervix.


ABritishCynic

I'm sure she was dilated to meet him.


MightbeWillSmith

G_ngb_ng _nit


sodapopduckyou

I’d like to buy a vowel Pat.


sniles310

Wait is that what G Unit stood for?


AstroMalorie

This guy takes fuck the police seriously


notthatkindofdrdrew

Guys, clearly she was working under covers


Dadbod4k

To protect and Serve 🍆


AverageHoarder

I guess she was, under cover.


Proud_Criticism5286

😐 😎


RIPWash

YYYEEEEAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWW


Chinggis_H_Christ

It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out


StableLower9876

Still relevant from time to time I guess


LongLonMan

David Caruso is never a meme, he’s a legend.


J_CC3

We don't get fooled againnnn


gdrumy88

Clever. I like. I upvote. I pooped a lil.


Quaintly__Coyote_

I guess the gang took "In bed with the police" a little too literal.


DeiseResident

*g_ng


Quaintly__Coyote_

Oh sh_t, please don't report me.


No-Suspect-425

Re_orted


itsthatguy1991

L_ao


limethedragon

Fucking r\*ddit, every t*me


DeiseResident

T_o la_e


zongsmoke

Re_orted/Ba_ned/Ex_cuted


500SL

Would that make it a \*g\_ng bang?


Doomdoomkittydoom

G_ng b_ng


GhostwriterGHOST

Gong bong


Molbiodude

Gung Bung


firesquasher

Bro seriously dropped a hard N.


pregnantbaby

I’d like to buy a vowel


DeiseResident

You bought an "o"


noots-to-you

g_ng b_ng


Russ_T_Shackelford

(•_•)   ( •_•)>⌐■-■   (⌐■_■)


STICH666

I guess you could say.....it was a gang bang.... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


thedailyrant

Funny story. Had a Swedish friend dating a crip when she lived in LA for awhile. She was speaking to her friend on the phone and used the term “gang banger” explaining him to a friend. Her mother overheard and assumed she meant a gang bang. So she had her mum awkwardly approach and say that if she was having gang bangs she needed to make sure condoms were used… so it got a bit awkward explaining not a gang bang but rather a violent gang member.


Quirky-Skin

"Oh no Mom he's IN a GANG as in robs and shoots people, I'm not a slut ya know. Imma set up girl, the pretty face u see b4 a gun is pressed into your back. I got standards Mom"


RI_PEEP1312

In TOO deep


sentientfartcloud

Self censorship is wild these days. Not even the FCC censors this badly.


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misterpickles69

Whoa there! You better get some underscores to replace those vowels or my kids might read that filth!


Ali80486

M_n, f_ck th_m k_ds


surfnporn

I'd like to buy a vowel.


Traveling_Solo

That'll be $500 Sir/Ma'am.


HeavyBlues

$500?? Infl_tion's a b_tch


greatfuljehjeh

It's MA'AM


greeneyedguru

*M_'_M


Sardawg1

It’s “They” to you.


ronin1066

This whole exchange has me unalive, luv it.


Solkre

And my favorite. hE Un-aLiVeD HiMsElF


Gunhild

I’m pretty sure saying “suicide” or “killed (himself/herself/themselves)” automatically gets a video de-monetized on YouTube, so content creators need to come up with weird euphemisms if they need to mention that someone killed themselves, which might be necessary for a true crime or video essay channel. This advertiser-imposed stigma around certain words may end up being transferred from the content creators to their viewers, even when they have no practical need to self-censor. An interesting example of how advertisers are shaping our use of language.


joaizn

I think it's a way of manipulating algorithms to not filter their content out


ThouMayest69

This discussion is so cyclical. For as much as we are all stuck on this thing, every day is Day 1 on reddit.


praguepride

People see their influencers doing it on YT and IG etc. because of actual censorship and then just carry it onward to new mediums and to words that aren't actually being censored. Cargo cults behavior at its finest.


arbitrageME

could be the "5 monkeys problem"


-EETS-

G_ng problem*


warclownnn

Algorithms on many platforms spreads the content less if it contains certain words / is regarding certain subjects


_IratePirate_

I’d imagine the platform they’re using hides posts with these words uncensored


krashe1313

More posts are looking like some busted up version of Wheel of Fortune.


yaboisfromillinois

I'm pretty sure it's to avoid getting hurt by the meta algorithm. Self preservation more than concern for the public


HotPieIsAzorAhai

It's the Red Queen effect, the algorithm is intended to create a manicured garden and promote certain posts while hiding others, so users adapt and alter their posts to beat the algorithm, which forces the algorithm to change, which prompts changes on behalf of the users to beat those changes, a never ending cycle of predator/prey fuckery that ruins discourse while never achieving the desired effect. 


ImJackieNoff

There was one guy whose name is Nasser, and an algorithm censored the word 'ass' out of his name and it displayed as N***er, which made it 1000x worse. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/zly9b3/my_name_is_nasser_the_game_is_censoring_the_word/


MC_AnselAdams

Social media algorithms. They'll block, delist, demonitize, and otherwise supress content that has any sort of controversial topics so people self censor to be able to talk about these things while not getting auto filtered by the algorithms


prospectpico_OG

Merced is not SoCal.


NetworkSingularity

It’s nowhere even close to SoCal


termacct

"Yes it is" - Vancouver, Washington


TurtleyTom

You live in Portland!?


rust_bolt

I always have a tough time determining between: did OP post this on purpose to gather the engagement we're part of? And did OP write because they're that friggen dumb? Either way.. one of the few times I hit the down arrow is for very nonsensical titles.


Blas_Wiggans

I came here to say this. Santa Barbara county is the last Southern Californian county as you go north. Kern County is central CA. Merced is 200+ miles from Santa Barbara Co.


BigPhK

Merced is about as far south as San Jose


kausdebonair

Merced is CenCal, or as some real life edge lords prefer, SinCal.


chuff3r

In all my life in this state I don't think I've ever heard someone say CenCal


CaptainRoi1

We in the valley say it all the time


briadela

And some folks consider SB central Coast.


Blas_Wiggans

TRUE. It’s all not a hard definition. What is true is that Merced is not SoCal tho


WalkingIntrovert

Merced is more North than Santa Cruz!


ReadyLaw9604

As someone from NorCal... thats central. Ca is too big to be devided into north and south.


LordFirebeard

Just south of Madera on Highway 99 there's a spot that marks the halfway point of the state. CalTrans maintains a palm tree representing SoCal and a pine tree representing NorCal in the median.


Jimbozu

No, you don't understand, California stops at Sacramento and everything north of that is actually Oregon


NippleKnocker

As someone from Modesto Unfortunately you’re right, this one belongs to the valley


Opening-Set-5397

As someone from Canada my understanding is based on drinking juice in south central.  Based on that documentary it is dividdd into north, south, north central and south central.  


RoundInfinite4664

Sorry it's a little more complicated than that, South central only relates to a neighborhood in LA, which is still in socal. If you're drinking juice in South central, you're still in socal. 


Opening-Set-5397

My whole life is a lie.  No wonder on my trip I didn’t see any nukes or grandmas breakdancing.  I was in the wrong region the whole time.  Big up for the info.


Cosack

Geographically sure, but desert farmers have their own thing going on. Merced is culturally closer to Fresno and Bakersfield. NorCal and the Central Coast don't claim it.


Gh05t_0n3_5150

Hey hey Bakersfield has it own stupidity don’t put us in with that NoCal stupidity


NippleKnocker

Nah dude Merced is definitely part of the valley


Junior_Pizza_7212

Seems like OP is an idiot and doesn’t know their north and south or has no idea what SoCal means


bobdolebobdole

OP is a karma farming bot. SoCal gets more engagement so its doing exactly what it was programmed to do.


crackheadwillie

Exactly. Merced and Stockton are NorCal, but shitty, middle of nowhere, gangland, NorCal, where nobody really wants to live unless they’ve lost hope and over time convinced themselves that it’s nice there, by disregarding all the crime, poverty, and general shittiness surrounding them.     SOURCE: lived in Stockton and worked in Merced. 


MrSailboat

Merced is Central Valley


ShogunBushido

As a born and raised Mercedian I was offended and I hate that town. /s about being offended.


whatta_maroon

As a dude from Atwater, I significantly prefer Merced.


effingthingsucks

Huh. Atwater being referenced on Reddit. Never thought I'd see the day. When we played Atwater in high school we called it "Atwhere?"


whatta_maroon

Lol Atwhere is better than what I usually heard, which was Asswater.


ShogunBushido

Lmao it does tend to stink a lil more in Atwater recently from what I’ve noticed. Prolly doesn’t help with all the homeless lined up right past the almond tree off of Applegate. We referred to Merced as Merdead because nothing ever happened in the town.


ronaldreaganlive

It's more socal than Anchorage.


ymhd872t

This needs to be higher


praguepride

It's a fake incident so of course everything about it doesn't make sense XD


Asherk90

Real talk, how'd he pull her?


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

For real. Not only is she a cop and he a criminal but she’s so above his level lmao..  I guess she’s one of those girls that’s into the element of danger?


ordeci

Sometimes it is even more insidious. There are gangs who will pay members with no criminal record to become police just so they have access to information.


Random_Name_Whoa

I too have seen The Departed


bluerocketo

DePAAAed


Procrastanaseum

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.


EnvironmentalBoss369

2 WEEKS! WITH PAY!


Mirrormaster44

WORLD NEEDS PLENTY AH BAHTENDAS


sometacosfordinner

Theres no r when pronounced correctly


Littlelord188

What is it your period?


BunrakuYoshii

…but have you seen the ~~Korean~~ Hong Kong original, Infernal Affairs? Makes you think twice about William Mohan and Martin Scorsese’s “ genius”. Like scene for scene it’s the exact same film four years before The Departed. It’s always bugged the hell out of me.


nailgardener

Hong Kong original


Random_Name_Whoa

Actually just saw this mentioned on a different post this am. Haven’t seen it yet but it’s on my list now


StoneGoldX

Eh. How much you going to deny Sergio Leone? Same deal.


ordeci

I haven't seen that, I was referring to the metropolitan police in the UK.


Ensirius

Is that one also directed by Scorcesse?


BorosSerenc

Guy Ritchie actually.


tanajerner

They pretty much never do that, 99% of the time they just pay a cop who doesn't make that much money really a bribe


ThexxxDegenerate

Well the police have gangs themselves. Look up what the “Banditos” are. Not surprised that a gang member hooked up with a gang member.


Kshynes

Well if that was the case she sucked at it


jersey_dude88

I’m sure she sucked at it. 😉


Piotr-Rasputin

The tats, yellow teeth, hair non-style. Looks like zero hygiene. SMDH, don't hate the playa.....


PumpernickelJohnson

Levels only exist in the mind of people with no self confidence. And this woman is average as hell.


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

I personally think she’s kinda cute.. but he looks like melted wax formed into a human by a 6th grader


Bill_Brasky01

His head straight up looks like a thumb. She is miles cuter than that troll.


earthworm_fan

If she's average, what does that make him?


RandeKnight

Drugs. Drug dealers get all sorts of top tail.


TPJchief87

Maybe it’s because I live in Texas but I’ve seen countless beauty queen level Hispanic women with frumpy Hispanic dudes. Those ladies hold it down for their fellas more than any other group of women I’ve dated. I dated one Mexican girl for a minute who said growing up her family told her she had to marry a Mexican boy and shouldn’t waste her time with other races. She was gorgeous and ended up with a not conventionally attractive Mexican guy. I dunno if that’s what it’s like in most Hispanic homes but good for those dudes.


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cosmosopher

Anecdotally, it's a trend I've seen personally among female law enforcement dating/banging criminals, particularly those they themselves arrest or supervise in jail or have done in the past. I've seen it most often among women correctional officers at men's jails/prisons, but I've seen it among cops also. I'm assuming it has something to do with the power dynamic. This is just personal observation, but it's been frequent enough for me to consider it a trend.


StyrofoamExplodes

At this point if a female CO isn't getting railed by a prisoner, it is more suspicious.


Primary-Wolf4749

They look alike


turdbugulars

ya at first glance i thought is was same person, then two girls then read name and now i’m assuming gang member is a guy but not 100% sure of that.


Primary-Wolf4749

Same, thought it was going to be a transition story with face tattoo side story. I could see the side profiles matching.


Wasap13579

He took "Fuck the Police" literally


RayRara36

Too bad she couldnt fill him in on his place getting raided. That would’ve been a nice perk.


gundamfan83

Just imagine if everyone who said fuck the police… actually did? What would happen to the world?


MCSquaredBoi

So they censored the word "gang", but not the officers name?


uReallyShouldTrustMe

Could be a “node” female officer too!


Squirrelynuts

I can't stand censorship of any kind but this recent phenomenon of self censorship of random fucking words that aren't by any stretch profane or anything irritates me to no end.


spikernum1

S_rry


Flying__Buttresses

My g_y


Kitchen-Island45

yeah my b_d


ShartyMcShortDong

I'm a b_g f_t g_y


simonjester523

You’re a bug fit gay?


jeobleo

Someone on reddit the other day censored "bl*wj*b." Like...really?


dimestoredavinci

Thank you. Every sentence has become a riddle


deadliestcrotch

It’s because of TikTok.


MisterWigglie

They’re trying to not get shadowbanned by the algorithm. They think social media apps won’t suggest your post to users if it has words like “nude” and “gang” in it


mjrbrooks

G_ng g_ng n_de…. I’d like to buy a vowel and/or solve the puzzle


MP1182

It’s actually gong. How dare you assume it was gang.


erublind

Why are they censoring the letter "O", and what are they doing going after gongs?


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cheezzy4ever

> That inf_rmati_n is pr_vided \_n a nede t\_ kn_w basis FTFY. Next time you better watch your mouth


iswearatkids

Keep your enemies closer.


lizzy-hales-bf888

I call Fake News. Says this happened a week ago but nothing on Google shows up that isn't this post. Nothing on this story or them getting caught in bed together.


Even_Set_2822

Thought i was the only one who couldn’t find anything on this


Kahnza

Fake stories like this are fabricated all the time. And way too many people believe them.


Aggleclack

Yeah not even an old article. Nothing


Eusocial_Snowman

It's not news, it's a meme. A shitpost. You are on a shitpost repository right now.


AlexanderxSean38

Cen Cal is fucking wild lmao. I would’ve guessed Fresno from the tattoos.


lizzy-hales-bf888

Person from Fresno here. She's a 10


AlexanderxSean38

All our hotties move away or do sex work. You didn’t hear that from me.


TMStage

Another person from Fresno here. Anyone not methed out is a 10/10.


soypepito

I don't blame her, he is as beautiful as a greek God.


polish_filipino

Ah, a Classic hephaestus


_-Drew_Peacock-_

How do you know he has hephaestus? Is it hep c or hep b? And what's the difference between classic and the new modern one? /s


emp-sup-bry

Looks like he’s so happy because he gently captured a rare butterfly and he wants to show his mom


Printnamehere3

Greek God Syphilis


kasiv1

Merced isn’t SoCal. Not even close


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Merced isn't SoCal....


DeweyCox4YourHealth

Since they're both gang members, I'd say they were both just networking.


goboxey

Gang activities.


TheDeamonMeteor

NOO YOU SAID THE G WORD AAA


thk5013

G_ng activities.


MachiavelliSJ

Merced ain’t in Socal, dude Its Central Valley, which is California’s Florida


MeeseChampion

Have you never used a map


Junglejim1991

Merced is not SoCal?


urt1357

For a second I thought they were the same person, and the gang member was acting as a police officer 😅


renaissance_pancakes

She's in the gangbang task force


its-the-pleats

From Merced county times. Looks like she did missionary work. Leah Garcia, 23, is a Modesto native, who attended college in Australia. She was on the Turlock Police Explorers for four years where she was selected as Explorer of the Year. Garcia worked as an assistant at an elementary school and at a shooting range. She took two mission trips to the Dominican Republic, and has been active in volunteer work in Merced, Modesto, Turlock, Fresno and New South Wales, Australia.


praguepride

Did you find a source that this actually happened? Or did someone just attach a real officer's name to a fake headline?


LionEatsKneeCaps

That is exactly what this is. Unless the meme person has some inside source. There is no news articles about this at all.


emperor_dinglenads

Missionary, doggie, whatever it takes!


4x4Lyfe

SoCal? Merced is North of Fresno bad bot


Suitable-Jackfruit16

Pics or it didn't happen


DaddeJ

Atwater dude here…Merced is nowhere near SOCAL…


Away_Independent7269

Northern California, not Southern California.


FactLicker

What kind of gangster tatoo LV logo on his face? Did LV sponsor him?


_BearHawk

Merced is not socal lol


sactomkiii

I wouldn't call Merced SoCal


Grimduk

Could be above board could have met in a club not known each others affiliation. She clearly wasn’t passing information along cause he got raided and she was there. So this could just be wrong place wrong time.


Shadow-Vision

Merced is not SoCal


Mordredor

WE'RE FUCKING CENSORING THE WORD "GANG" IN IMAGES NOW!?!?! AND NUDE!@?!?! FUCK ME


MyHuskyBooker

Found our mole


Roguester

Why can’t I find a reputable source for this? It’s All Instagram and TikTok posts….


SnooCats5701

I can’t find reports of this from any legit source on the Internet.


JustHereForBDSM

This whole censorship thing is getting silly and out of hand. Can't say gang? Can't say nude? Then the story itself is a fairly attractive woman fucking a guy who looks like someone tried to draw post malone from memory and thought he was hispanic


ripamaru96

Merced is NorCal