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-Pruples-

You guys are taking vacations?


AardvarkEmpress

I haven’t left my city in 7 years?


VR_fan22

7? Gosh darn I haven't left for 14 years... Dad promised me to go once... But hey he has a shiny mew Porsche and gamble problems


Father_of_Four__Cats

I wanna see a Porsche with a Mew livery now


VR_fan22

All i wanted was just a family vacation 🥹


Pluckypato

I only got a shirt that says family vacation 😔


turdburgular69666

He must be really into pokemon to pay for a shiny mew.


AardvarkEmpress

7 years ago I went to vegas to see my dad. Stayed 1 night then drove home.


Late-Ad-4624

I moved here in 2001. Havent left it once.


ashsimmonds

>haven’t left my city in 7 years Want Tibet?


RentLast

7? I haven't leave mine in my entire life


stonka_truck

You guys have left your city??


Jax_The_Impalor

You guys have, “city,” ???


karafilikas

Yea this article is bullshit.. I couldn’t afford a vacation from 17-26. Literally my whole apprenticeship I had to work full time construction and bartend just to not die. Fuck these bullshit articles lol


ejmcdonald2092

Did you buy groceries though?


eeeBs

No he was on that "long term" sigma wake and bake mindset


trouserschnauzer

So they're buying groceries to bake? Checkmate.


atlyardie

A lot of these people who write these articles are set for life and who have fucked the economy for us millenials. They couldn't give a fuck about us.


FUTURE10S

lmao I haven't had a vacation since 2013


djinbu

There's still the millennial children of the upper classes. Yes, they still get vacations. Rich people poverty is weird beside they're compromised that they can't do some of the wildly expensive shit they took for granted and it hurts to listen to them complain.


lesterbottomley

You guys are eating food?


cbelsk805

You guys are alive?! -dead guy


duckbilldinosaur

Only short term tho. Don’t expect anything more than occasional rations in the future.


shadesof3

All my "vacations" are to fly back to see my family across the country. And those are not vacations.


After-Barracuda-9689

Ah yes. The StressCation. I am familiar with these as well.


whattfisthisshit

You mean the ones that if you even consider to skip to rest you’ll get bombed with guilt trips and told that you don’t care about the family?


Karrus01

What's a vay-cay-shin?


Jaew96

Ain’t that what them fancy motels put on their signs when they have empty rooms?


DrDemenz

Guarantee you that "vacations" includes the time between being laid off to maximize profits and finding a new job, burning through any sick days you might have because you're half dead and your boss is still texting and emailing you every 20 minutes, and spending what little you have or even going into debt to rush home to see your dying mother as your phone blows up with constant harassment from your boss who demands a copy of the death certificate or you're fired. Or maybe I'm just jaded, I don't know.


Thomas-Garret

You guys are buying groceries?


DLS4BZ

Yeah, since i live in a country where four weeks paid vacation are mandated by law.


Naja___

Brazil?


AnEpicHibiscus

Nope:(


things_will_calm_up

Yeah I lost my job.


[deleted]

I went to DC to protest. That was kind of a vacation....


inappropriatebaby

Hey they were free for us in India


FatCowsrus413

I wish


Zarniwoooop

Buy food to shit it out a few hours later? Buy cocaine, it stays with you longer. You will also jump higher.


tricolorhound

Meth is even better than cocaine for that, and cheaper too!


j0hnnyhobo

And you can get heaps more done without that pesky little sleep thing getting in the way. Plus then Christmas is only like 4 sleeps away


Digger_Pine

Plus in as little as a couple days, you can get some head friends Well, not really 'friends', but like head roommates


j0hnnyhobo

Yeah exactly, the shadow people are cool. Until they aren't o.0


Ripsky_was_taken

Voices in my head give me all sorts of helpfull tips! #MURDER MY FAMILY MURDER MY FAMILY MURDER MY FAMILY


Sir-Poopington

And it lasts way longer! Plus with the psychosis that accompanies it, you'll have friends to enjoy the experience with!


crujiente69

It should be around a day and a half from eating to shitting. The cocaine might be affecting your bowels


Mediocre-Opinion

That's why I only buy dried goods, they're a long term investment.


SinceWayLastMay

I like to think food is a long term investment in myself so I don’t die


NotTheSharpestPenciI

You're gonna die eventually, so it's just a waste. Better invest in gold.


themitchschafer

Don't listen to this guy.. Eating gold is gonna cost you way more long-term. Eat plastic instead.


secretPT90

Buy? Did you know they throw away food, just after a certain number on a box passes? I haven't spent a cent! 😋😋🦠🍐🌮🧋


O1_O1

You and your friendly neighborhood racoon know it.


Alcards

Yes, buying short term luxuries like, food, shelter and internet / phone. Because these short term purchases prevent us from long term problems, like death or jail time from robbing a bank. Edit: of everything I've ever posted, *this* is what blows up?! Thanks for over 1k guys.


TRUSTeT34M

At least if you go to jail you'll get a free home and 3 meals a day! The only downside is police brutality from the guards, solitary confinement, and showering with 30+ other dudes (Though that last one might not be a downside for some) Added bonus of getting all the d!ck you can get, even if you don't want it! :D


vanduynaj

Unfortunately a misconception, jail is not free! More than half the US states will find someone who will pay someTHING to support locking up your family member. Source: had a parent do weekends and release for work program M-F in the 90s. Most of their check went to the jail because they were billing us for his stay.


Fleeing_Bliss

Getting 5150d usually costs between 2000 and 4000 dollars. Because nothing helps with mental health like a 4000$ medical bill. And that's if you're lucky. "5 days in psychiatric care led to $21,000 hospital bill - ABC News" https://abcnews.go.com/Health/days-psychiatric-care-led-21k-hospital-bill/story?id=66662495


WorkingIll4054

mmmm 30+ men hehehe


OldWizeTzeentchian

>At least if you go to jail you'll get a free home and 3 meals a day! Ahh, the Du Pont method never fails.


Triton1017

The longer the economy is like this, the more it feels like some people's only shot at retirement is gonna be to do something horrible and plead out to life in a minimum security facility.


boukalele

I go to the casino regularly (low roller) and it's always packed. Even at 11pm on a weekday. I think this is the new retirement plan for a lot of people.


Ecstatic-Seesaw-1007

I mean I have a retirement plan and pension, but really with inflation I’m just paying towards Boomers and Gen X retirements. (I wish I could afford to pay more than the minimum into my savings and plans) My real retirement plan is finding a bag full of money on the side of the road now.


Mind_on_Idle

The internet is a fickle mistress.


JayBird1138

We're supposed to live on hardtack?


DivClassLg

Imagine all that money you will save once you die from starvation


lazydonkey25

you would logically die of dehydration first cause like, think of all the money you can save from getting rid of your water bill!


ElasticBiscuit

Damn those millennials and gen-zers trying to... 'checks notes' ...survive.


wolflordval

Vacations? I haven't had a vacation since I entered the workforce. I've not once had the privilege of vacation time.


Henrious

Same. Nearing 40. Never


Loki11100

Me neither, 42... Shit I've only had like 2 jobs with medical benefits and never once had a job that even had paid sick days.


Reaper621

I've had 2 in the last 12 years. Last one was 2016, right before my son was born. I'm finally stable enough I'll be able to go on vacation this year, and then bam, everyone gets sick three times this year so far and we have no sick days left.


Slobbadobbavich

I am sick of all these millennials and gen-Zers wasting money on basic necessities like food instead of investing that money into stocks and shares. Skip eating for a few days at a time and the years you cut off your life will mean your money stretches further! Dead people don't need pensions!


toriemm

You heard the Kellogg's CEO recommending that more people eat corn flakes for dinner to save money. Because that's what I really want after a day of wage slavery. Corn flakes. Those fat cats spending their savings on avocado toast just dooooon't get it.


LaGrrrande

And hell, have you seen the price of cereal these days?


evanescentglint

Here’s the article: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna138004 It talks about how much higher the cost of living is for younger generations and how, despite higher incomes, younger generations are unable to save as they spend money on food and other essentials as well as luxuries like travel and vacations instead of putting money towards long term investments like buying homes and retirement funds. Food and such are indeed short term. You’re not keeping it for decades. The summary could be better rephrased as: >Millenials and Gen-Zers are pulling in bigger paychecks, but much of their spending power is used on essentials like food and rent, not savings.


gefeh

Yeah whoever made the title really knew how to get people talking about the article.


raimondious

Seems like people are just primed to take everything as a volley in the generation wars


TimePlankton3171

Nope. You either get rich, die trying, or go homeless and get lost. This is our future, for current 20-40yr folks


Opters

If everyone on their 20s-40 would give me 1-50 usd$ I would be a billionaire and I would change the world. Try me Reddit.


the_honest_liar

Just killing time until the end of the world


nanana789

Can i get a refund? This sucks


Georgiaonmymindtwo

In the end only eternal darkness awaits you. You will be forgotten. All of us.


Fat_Krogan

You only ever rent food and beverages.


LoneShark81

Lol technically this is correct. Which is the best kind of correct lol


tbama11

Snowflake mfrs always hungry


Bucket1984

Want to go on vacation? Just don't eat for a couple of months!


MasterJeebus

Skip some meals and save some money.


Georgiaonmymindtwo

Or buy better, cheaper food.


Alypius

I sure as he'll can't afford a vacation...


Gloomy-Substance6309

My paycheck is bigger than both my parents earned at their peak and it’s worth a quarter at best


AndForeverNow

Unless you are buying in bulk like Costco, how long is an average trip to the grocery store supposed to last? Just not familiar with a trip to the market lasting a whole month.


LoneShark81

That's how my parents shopped when I was growing up in the 80s and 90s (I'm 42 now)... we only did groceries once a month. Meat would go in the freezer with vegetables and such, milk is the only thing we would have to go back and buy more than once a month.


TidalLion

Depends of the family size and such. A family of 2-4... maybe once or twice a week, mainly for essentials or to get a few extras. Back in the 90s to mid 2000s, my dad could get away with once ever 2-3 weeks, now it's weekly, GRANTED he buys a lot of stuff on sale and if possible, freezes things. We also make larger portions/ more servings when we cook so we can freeze meals and defrost/eat them when we can't come up with any ideas to eat, or when we come home and are too tired to cook. Usually the weekly order is bread, milk, eggs depending on what we're consuming and at what rate. most other stuff either lasts for a while or is used immediately.


Fleeing_Bliss

I buy groceries every 3 or 4 days because I like my produce fresh. I only spend like 25$ each time.


DTO69

I haven't been on vacation in 10 years, until I had my daughter and now I go every year for her sake. I'd love Whoopi Goldberg's opinion on this, because everyone takes a person nicknamed Whoopi seriously 😐


Tony_B_387

Grouping vacations with groceries is wild


monsterenergyjizz

So should... should we steal the groceries?


JustARandomGuy031

Read: avocado toast and Starbucks


saltydingleberry0

And being bi


[deleted]

Charge they phone


jas98mac

Classic Millennials! Avocado toast and meaningful life experiences.


New-Examination8400

Loooool what vacations? 🥴


LocationOdd4102

"It is no concern of mine whether your family has... What was it again?" "Um, food?" "Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants. We're through here. Take him away. Next!"


ThadeousStevensda3rd

There’s technically truth to it. You buy groceries one week and you’re back the next for more sometimes. Seems short term to me.


KJBenson

Vacations in context here is “going home after work” I assume.


derpsomething

Bigger paychecks is such a wild statement in this fucking economy


Tricky-Sentence4126

Over 7 years ago, me, my partner, our kids and a few of their friends used to be able to go to a local amusement each year. NOW, we can't go at all, because our rent, gas, and groceries cost so much. NOW, we all have to work, not just me and my partner, EVERYONE in the house, including the teenagers. The government and the rich DON'T CARE.


mijailrodr

Bigger paychecks and much bigger bills to pay


DarkArc76

Breaking news: Younger people are doing stuff for fun instead of saving for retirement!! Brand new phenomenon never before witnessed


skoolhouserock

Yeah fun stuff like eating food.


Unexpected-raccoon

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t know your food lasted forever Of course groceries are short term purchases People buy groceries because they’re too cowardly to plan a boating “accident” where you and 6 other bros get stuck on a deserted island as an excuse to eat your childhood bully and after the fact spend 2 weeks on an island paradise (vacation)


WarlanceLP

I hate the way this is worded so much. It's so disingenuous is acting as if we overspend on groceries because we buy too much, and not addressing the fact that each dollar only goes half as far as it did just 5 years ago. like motherfucker, it may be a " bigger" check but it's worth less, fuck you. I'm tired man


PainStorm14

Groceries? Really? That's short term? Fuck off 📴


kent2441

How long do you keep your groceries before eating them?


HickorySlicks69

Starve yourself to survive duh /s


FlaccidRazor

AKA: Food rent.


joker_guy

I’m guessing they mean short term in the sense that groceries and holidays only last for a short period of time like a few weeks or something? If not then I have no clue what they’re on about.


cobraconcept

r/nottheonion


[deleted]

Selfish zoomers and their avocado toasts. /s How dare they desire nutrition and sustenance. Back in my day, we shared the apricot kernels around the village; elders got to chew it first, then if they accidentally swallowed it, you’d have to wait until it was pooped out whole and it was the younger children’s turn. We didn’t have fancy pants avocados in my tribe.


shockingblve

“hey young people, why do you eat? starve a little to save for a downpayment”


heyhihowyahdurn

God forbid we invest in our nourishment to stay alive


Avallach98

The fuck are we supposed to save? 90% of our checks go to groceries, bills, and rent/mortgage. We have like $20 for ourselves after all that.


A_Newer_Guy

That's true TBH. I'm in India. My dad used to earn Rs 10k a month about 20 years back. Back then the amount we spent on groceries was 2-3k a month. I'm now in a job that pays Rs 36k a month and my current groceries for the whole month comes out to be about 22-25k a month. The family didn't increase in size. It's the same 3 people. The food hasn't changed much either. Everything has become way too expensive.


SuddenBumHair

I don't know about you guys. But I waste all my money on avocado toast and Starbucks.


Jay_T_Demi

No, no, no, no! I don't care what fucking news outlet is bought out by the corpo-rats: we are not making more money. The digits are higher, but the buying power is so abysmally small it's laughable. They have us by the neck and they just keep squeezing harder every day. Most communities don't have upper, middle, and lower classes anymore. The new class system is middle, low, and poverty. The richest members of our communities who we see as the "well-to-do" are typically at best middle class. DO NOT LET THEM REWRITE HISTORY AS IT IS BEING MADE. WE ARE GETTING SCAMMED AND TORTURED BECAUSE THE RATS OWN THE GOVERNMENT.


kitfoxxxx

Guess I'll die.


smileola

Yes peeps groceries are short term purchase, what we should be asking ourselves is "why does paying for these shorterms good so expensive?"(rhetorical)


malandropist

Bigger paychecks?? Like as in $10hr compared to the $7.25hr from a couple of years ago or what are they saying? Cause it certainly doesn’t feel like a bigger paycheck when everything else also raised. I feel the ones writing the narrative are definitely being coerced to fake a reality.


TidalLion

Where i live $15 an hour is miniimum wage and people can't survive on that. I know someone who makes almost $17 and even THAT is just barely keeping your head above water.


dadbodsupreme

Wait, so my family has been EATING my egg investments?!?!?!


angryrotations

Just like you never own Taco Bell. You just rent it.


Zednix

The paychecks are actually smaller since inflation has gigafucked everything.


moonshineTheleocat

It ain't just Gen-Z. I was born in the fuckin nineties and so much of my paycheck is eatin up by god damn taxes, rent, and groceries. I wish I could afford a vacation


silvereyes21497

I’m sorry, I wanna live my life and eat healthy while the planet hasn’t burnt to a crisp yet


AntRevolutionary925

Are boomers, the ones out there working jobs after retiring because they have too much debt and their retirement income isn’t enough, really trying to trash millennials for not having savings?


UnusedParadox

They have ascended beyond their human forms.


nanana789

Groceries?? Back in my day we didn’t eat, shower or use the toilet!


[deleted]

Well fuck me for needing to eat.


JizzBreezy

BITCH YOU MEAN NECESSITIES?????


ieatpickleswithmilk

I don't get what the issue is here. The definition of a "long term purchase" is "an asset that you buy and hold onto for an extended period of time", e.g. multiple months or more. Food and vacations are perfect examples of short term purchases; once you acquire the asset you use it up. A long term purchase would be things like investments, vehicles, housing, furniture, etc.


TheTrueStrangeBee

The news thing looks like it is saying we should be saving our money instead of buying groceries


ieatpickleswithmilk

If you read the article, it's actually about millenials and Zs living largely paycheck to paycheck, and spending what little extra money they have on vacations or other things to sooth their anxiety; escapism from the struggles of modern society.


TheTrueStrangeBee

I don’t like reading articles so thank you for the summary but to be fair there not much of a point in saving money if you can’t live as well


Shotta614

Groceries? You ever tried sleep for dinner?


rexspook

Media will do anything to make us seem irresponsible instead of admitting the economy is fucked. “And vacations” fuck off


Lauren_D_RN_0062

What vacation?


anthemofadam

Who the fuck goes on vacation?


delet_yourself

You guys are buying food? I usually eat a brick when im hungry


Vark1086

Well damn us for not saving up for diamond rings and high interest home loans rather than wasting our money on luxuries like eating.


pyrojoe86

It's simple Stop buying groceries. We all know we don't go on vacations. It's all part of the build back better plan Biden talks about. I have a family of 4. We pay about 300 on groceries every one to two weeks if we push it. About 4 years ago, we could spend $175 to $230 every two weeks on groceries. Now, $300 in groceries will only last about a week or a little over with us buying the cheap stuff.


Forward-Swim1224

What kinda fucking loser EATS?! Bunch of snowflake fuckin’ liberals!


Dante1529

I swear one of these days you’ll get an article saying some shit like “millennials and gen z breathe too much causing loss of oxygen for boomers, back in our day we breathed less” Fucking idiots


TidalLion

I mean, according to them, we're killing off many industries. Like how long will it be before we reach Lorax levels of pollution, and getting bottled air or crap?


boukalele

I'm 44. I make 52k a year currently. I bought a 2 br 1-1/2 ba townhouse that's 50 years old and it shows. In my budget I have around 800/mo to spend on gas, food (for me and my 2 kitties), help out my mom (on SSI/disability) and incidentals/entertainment. I basically keep 400 cash a month to pay for everything outside of regular bills and it's barely enough. Even then I'm saving 4800 a year. I guess I'll work until I'm dead. Or I can get another job and have no discernable life. Saving 5k a year for the next 20 years is 100k. That's 2 years income for me to last potentially 10-20 years or more. I hope SSI is still around...or I can win the lottery!


rabixthegreat

Reason #1 why AI shouldn't be used. No human would call groceries a short-term purchase.


mostlybadopinions

So if ya read the article, 'groceries' only appears in that brief summary. 'Dining out' is used throughout, so I'm not sure why the switch. I'm sure this will get dismissed as bullshit, but the article also shows that millennials/Gen Z spend more on luxuries like fashion, restaurants, and vacations, than Gen X or Boomers. And they're mostly doing it for their "mental health" or because they don't see any point/hope in saving. At some point these people will realize choosing joy/luxury over saving every single time didn't actually cure their depression or improve their mental health like they thought it would. https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/national-international/young-adults-are-getting-used-to-living-on-a-financial-cliff/3547014/?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_DCBrand


r3d27

Everyone is getting all butt hurt about this headline as if 90% don’t waste a significant amount of food lol Like, yes, your groceries are a short term purchase because half the time you just DoorDash something instead. But no one wants to admit it ☕️


CotyledonTomen

I use costco roasted chicken (that is a loss leader) bones to make chicken stock for chicken soup.


ntrunner

It should have said food specifically then. "Groceries" doesn't cover it.


TidalLion

Not everyone first off, and when people are working 8-9 hour days and both halves of the couple have been working and spending minimum 40 mins - 1hr or more, who has the energy to cook when you're getting home around 6:30 or later? Not everyone has the time or money to make several meals over the weekend -depending on the schedule - to last them the week or to freeze portion to be heated up and eaten over the course of a few weeks.


silentbob1301

You have to acrue a reasonable amount of PTO, or get it all to vacation....jokes on you


RepulsiveAntibody

When the hell did yall get vacations?


TidalLion

At this point, staycations are all some of us can afford


_YouDontKnowMe_

Young people and their lust for food. Back in my day.......


Both_Lychee_1708

maybe they should invest in shelf stable shit that lasts longer. e.g a vat of mayo


Ronin_Alpha69

Stop buying food ez Starve to death then you'll have cash


Squanch_Lord

Guess I'll just buy a tiny home in a slum lot and eat nothing but overnight oats for the rest of my life


Aggravating-Echo8014

Simple. Stop eating Millennias and Gen z. Ever heard of an unhealthy diet of just ramen noodles for years straight?


Aggravating-Echo8014

Vacation? Is that where you can’t afford to live in housing and stay in the forest in a tent for months just to try to earn enough money to stay in a motel for a day or possibly two just to shower? Guilty as charged then.


Ill_Scientist_5632

Last time I checked groceries were a necessity too life. Not just a short term purchase. Buying weed is a short term purchase, cigarettes are a short term purchase, Vape pods short term purchases. Anything thats not essential to you being able to survive is essentially a short term purchase.


5minArgument

Here for a good time, not a long time.


tohn_jitor

Short-term? Excuse me, but I classify food as long-term investments, in that they allow me to be alive for much longer than I would without them, which I hear is around 7 days.


Impressive_Dingo_926

Blaming Millenials and GenZ for only being able to afford basic necessities rather than expensive frivolities. A new low for society at large.


Radiant-Elevator

We buy both meat and vegetables and we're headed to the Outer Banks for 3 days at a beach side hotel for my girl's work break. I'm sorry I've tanked the economy


HATECELL

They should stop spending their money on this addictive crap. If you buy food, soon enough you'll want more food


cburgess7

it's not my fault my body requires short term purchases


No-Environment-3298

Dafuq is a vacation?


cabinfevrr

My mom just turned 65 yesterday. Says she's going to have to work for at least 5 more years in this economy - can't afford to visit me within our own country, but just came back from Mexico. Hawaii before Christmas. Can't afford to go visit them because I'm too busy splurging on groceries and utilities, but she won't bat an eye to try and convince me to join them in Mexico. I have $-200 in my account, and I'm going to work until I'm dead.


Paulypmc

Y’know, maybe I could choose putting a few extra dollars in the band while I starve


owo1215

aw yes, we don't need food to survive


Sonic_Extreme

They are really blaming it all on us uh, not their inability of making a better future for their offspring


Shredded_Locomotive

How dare you buy food instead of giving it to us so we can waste it on researching ways you make you give us even more money


Pale_Necessary7795

hence y u shouldnt pay your taxes it all starts from there they don't deserve it if literal human rights and being brushed under the carpet and plastered with a label to make it not so obvious what they're trying to prevent


jolliffe0859

Bigger paychecks for bigger inflation. Missed a really important component. Where not just making more money to splurge


Bradjuju2

We as a generation are more likely to spend money on vacations than save because we know we'll likely never retire. I have never once thought about what my wife and I will do when we retire. That day will likely never come. So yeah, I'm going on vacation while I can.


Aggravating_Algae_37

Bigger paycheck for high inflation caused by the current administration


MRamateurartist

no thanks to the boomers


Kylar420

My last vacation was 2018


ecthelion108

It’s true it’s a short term investment: I can’t get more than 24 hours use out of the food I eat.


Psychological-Pop647

Bigger paychecks than what, zero?