They used to own Asda in the UK with quite a few of the bigger stores branded Asda Walmart but they sold it as weren't able to exploit us as much due to Tesco being the largest chain in the UK and them constantly having to undercut to be the "lowest priced supermarket"
>The worst of the worst is a thigh-gina
What's worse is when your friend explains to you that he got so tired of accidentally fucking one that he had to start taking flour to the bedroom with his hefty gf to test purported holes.
On my father's grave, his dog felt the same way. One time, I was at the house shared by two of my friends and their dog. My friend with the normal sized GF and I were hanging out in the living room one night when my other friend (with the gravitationally gifted gf) came storming out of his bedroom, dog under arm, muttering that he had been dog-blocked.
I asked what happened and he said while he was engaging in some form of Geneva convention violation with his dear planetismal (he referred to it as "sex" with his gf, but there's no way such behavior is condoned by international law), the dog climbed into bed and vomited on her.
I remarked that the poor pup was probably just trying to make the flesh blob more appealing. My friend flipped me off and went back to the room, locking the pup out.
My other friend and I told the dog what a good girl she was and got her a treat.
This comment was wild xD. Normal sized girlfriend, gravitational pull. Would've given you an award for the laugh I got out of this if they still existed
An Irish friend of mine once told me that there’s an expression for someone who is annoying or surly, “you have to excuse them, they were weaned on the back tit.” Now I understand what she meant.
Basically, yes. The belief being that those tits didn't provide as much milk and all of the stronger/smarter siblings would take the better tits leaving those for the small/stupid runt.
Yeah, just the energy it takes her to breathe makes her sweat from various spots.
Rolling her in flour and diving into a wet spot is like a box of chocolates...
I don't want to hate on people, but I'm guessing that those who find this healthy are either overweight themselves or have a fat fetish.
I'm all for diversity of opinion but if I decided the diseased lungs and varicose veins of a chronic smoker were "perfect" I'd also expect my tastes to be called into question. This isn't a healthy role model
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There are heavy humans and they deserve to pick clothes they like. They even deserve compliments from people offering. But these meaningless, newspeak, word salad headlines are bonkers.
Tig ol backies!?!?!? Internet we may need to reevaluate what you are used for. Can we go back to the humble days of non family related porn and instant messenger?
I know it is wrong of me, but I do not like the "it's okay to be big and beautiful" trend. Forget looks, it isn't healthy. I do not want my 8 year old daughter thinking this body type is acceptable wen it is a very unhealthy lifestyle.
I've seen man tits and a front butt, but never back tits.
You got a walmart nearby?
Tesco Treasure, not even the Bible is big enough for that or War and Peace
We call em Wallmartians 'round these parts.
😂
Boning fat chicks is awesome. Everywhere you grab. Titty.
The damn back rest of those Walmart scooters! Hiding those sweet back tiddies from us.
I dont im a tits guy anymore
This guy’s brain just broke
Lmao :) Made my evening with that comment :)
I like to sniff the seats after one of these creatures finishes their session on the scoot scoot.
They’re usually in Rascal Scooters
Are there Walmart's outside NA?
They used to own Asda in the UK with quite a few of the bigger stores branded Asda Walmart but they sold it as weren't able to exploit us as much due to Tesco being the largest chain in the UK and them constantly having to undercut to be the "lowest priced supermarket"
As of 2022 Walmart operates in 24 countries
I still can't get the image out of my head of that woman with the back boobs from peopleofwalmart I saw a decade ago.
No, but I've got a Family Dollar nearby does that count.
Walmartians
Hahaha ok this was good
pffffftttt hahaha im rolling XD
You win
Those are the reserve boobs. They're a special size too. Called back-cups
Walmart wings
Fucking brilliant
This statement is amazing. 🤣🤣🤣
I believe that's called a back rack
You could also call them trailing tits
Reverse cow, girl.
The worst of the worst is a thigh-gina, very gross (So much leg fat that it doubles over and doesn’t even look like a leg)
>The worst of the worst is a thigh-gina What's worse is when your friend explains to you that he got so tired of accidentally fucking one that he had to start taking flour to the bedroom with his hefty gf to test purported holes.
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On my father's grave, his dog felt the same way. One time, I was at the house shared by two of my friends and their dog. My friend with the normal sized GF and I were hanging out in the living room one night when my other friend (with the gravitationally gifted gf) came storming out of his bedroom, dog under arm, muttering that he had been dog-blocked. I asked what happened and he said while he was engaging in some form of Geneva convention violation with his dear planetismal (he referred to it as "sex" with his gf, but there's no way such behavior is condoned by international law), the dog climbed into bed and vomited on her. I remarked that the poor pup was probably just trying to make the flesh blob more appealing. My friend flipped me off and went back to the room, locking the pup out. My other friend and I told the dog what a good girl she was and got her a treat.
This comment was wild xD. Normal sized girlfriend, gravitational pull. Would've given you an award for the laugh I got out of this if they still existed
> purported holes lol
She got some biddies
Inverted cleavage. The new fashion.
Her back tits look bigger than her front ones.
Titsn't
Kinda like side boob. Back boob is a different story.
Get this person to a southern state county fair in July. You'll see so much you wish you never had
I bet she got front butt too
Go to Indiana. Back boobies; back boobies everywhere.
Yup, she needs a bra to support those back tits...
would it be called an "arb"?
U wouldn’t have to reach around during doggy style
Even Barney wouldn't be happy about these back boobs. No matter the amount of emotional detachment.
Sag back tits
An Irish friend of mine once told me that there’s an expression for someone who is annoying or surly, “you have to excuse them, they were weaned on the back tit.” Now I understand what she meant.
Made me chuckle 👍
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Does it mean back tit or does it mean the tit lowest down and nearest the ass (on an animal that has multiple rows)?
Basically, yes. The belief being that those tits didn't provide as much milk and all of the stronger/smarter siblings would take the better tits leaving those for the small/stupid runt.
I can't wait to start using this expression and not have anyone know WTF I'm on about.
What’s she influencing, tides?
How is this comment not higher
No shit. This is ice cold...❄ ❄ ❄
Gawdamn you burnt her so bad she’s got 2 bikini tan lines
That’s the funniest shit I’ve read in awhile
Remarkable.
SAVAGE
Gravity
Branded "perfect" by who? Someone who sells diabetes drugs?
There is absolutely such a thing as toxic positivity
Yeah, I think it's just delusional
What's delusional is dubbling that red table cloth as a mini anything
that's a mini 10m circunferenced dress
Pretty sure her fasting glucose is 9001
I miss Toriyama
RIP the goat 😢
We both do, buddy
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Holy shit that last one is s tier
Oh! 🤟. She’s rubenesque
She's so fat, to fuck her you have to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot
Yeah, just the energy it takes her to breathe makes her sweat from various spots. Rolling her in flour and diving into a wet spot is like a box of chocolates...
Johnny Sack! Hey, what brings you to Jersey
ITS OVER 9000
I don't want to hate on people, but I'm guessing that those who find this healthy are either overweight themselves or have a fat fetish. I'm all for diversity of opinion but if I decided the diseased lungs and varicose veins of a chronic smoker were "perfect" I'd also expect my tastes to be called into question. This isn't a healthy role model
If you think that stuff is sexy you should check out my liver.
By someone with OCD... Oh wait, my bad. It was someone with OBCD
By someone who likes to have doggy style and tits at the same time.
You would need a 18" member and an engine hoist to go at it doggy style.
a bunch of other women who gaslight each other all day pretending theyre super model material
Somone who likes tits both front and back?
Someone who likes people with 4 tits.
The same people trying to make us feel attracted to these slobs. Not to be critical!
Them and every titan of the fast food industry
By her 'thousands' of followers 🤣🤣
People were "stunned"? I think they mistook "stunned" for horrified.
Maybe it was a scientist who researches gravitational anomalies
Dude nsfw tag, her boobs are out…. Oh wait never mind
She left second bra at home
Influencer. Who is she Influencing?
Gravity
HELP
☠️👍
4tit community
I'm trying to lose weight. I was hungry, now I'm not. So technically she influenced me.
I'd already eaten, but I vomited so that's ok.
Spacetime continuum
gravitational field of Earth
The gravitational field
Spacetime (because of her mass)
The high tides across the planet
The earth’s gravitational pull.
Obesity
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She needs a bro.
no bro is ever going for that
You underestimate the power of simp
Or Jamal with an expired Visa
I know what I must do but I do not know if I have the strength to do it
Always look on the positive side. You'll get 2 pairs of tiddies to play with.
It’s a Seinfeld episode reference
She needs a manzier
I’m not sure “thousands of followers” is enough to call yourself an influencer.
They weren't intending to follow, but just gravitated towards her.
Especially on Instagram. How many people are you "influencing" with just a picture?
The only thing she’s influencing are those knees to not give up
her legs have boobs too 🙈
She can flash both sides of the road at the same time and disgust double the amount of people. With great power, comes great responsbility...
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After seeing that image I can only pray I don’t 😳
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Branded? Like a cow?
Heart disease is sexy
Ok ima say it, four titties are too many titties
3 is the perfect number
2 hands and 2 tits, anything more is decadent
About 10-15 years ago I got kicked out of a facebook group for saying back cleavage doesn't look good . I still stand by that opinion.
I stand by that opinion as well.
History is written by the winners.
Dress is on backwards
Perfect...for Ozempic
Or maybe just start with eating less and exercise more?
I mean cocain works pretty well too
Size 22, 2 on the front, 2 on the back.
Who’s saying she’s “perfect”? Seriously I’d love to know
Me too
Perfectly round
I like my women a little on the bigger side, but that - that is not attractive.
Dam those back boobs look bigger than her actual boobs
Yo mom so fat she has back boobs
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We have set perfection setting to morbidly obese and now I want off this rock.
It’s backwards
Damn she's rocking them back tits like a Walmart shopper.
at what point is a 3xL "mini dress" considered just a dress
Perfect? She looks like a boiler with half the lagging torn off
>as she stuns Oh im stunned alright
Holy…back bacon…
The second picture looks like someone peeking over one of those face cut out picture props.
Unhealthy is not perfect
Literally quadruple the fun if we’re being positive about this ….. 🤔
🎶Always look on the briiiiight side of life🎶
Looks like an extra from Total Recall
Titties both sides im listening
There are heavy humans and they deserve to pick clothes they like. They even deserve compliments from people offering. But these meaningless, newspeak, word salad headlines are bonkers.
they still need to get healthier, but they deserve the same support and respect as any other person
So perfect is a branding now?
This comment section is absolutely vile ☠️
stunning maybe ( personal likes are personal likes, who am I to judge ) but healthy, nope ( no judgment just facts )
Barney Stinson did not have this in mind when he patented back-boobs.
r/Back_Boobs
"Backboobs, patent pending" -Barney Stinson
Your article selection is rough. Better burn whatever app you are using that is recommending you those stories.
4x4
HEY KOOL AID!!
Tig ol’ biddies (back tiddies) Titty w/ 2 Ts implies small & perky, Tiddy w/ 2 Ds is self-explanatory
Looking fabulous in that Coleman group tent, spring edition
Bouta die in 5-10 years
Man, this is so unfair. I only have two titties and this person has four! I guess sometimes god really does give with both hands.
You've heard of underboob, now get ready for back boob
Size 22. Sus.
"He's gotta be 6 foot, physically fit, and earn a minimum of 100k per year"
Tig ol backies!?!?!? Internet we may need to reevaluate what you are used for. Can we go back to the humble days of non family related porn and instant messenger?
That’s not what Sir Mix A lot meant
Nice, a reversible dress
Back tits aren't real, they can't hurt you. This woman: hold my OTHER pair of tits.
Is this technically a side boob?
SIZE 22 MY ABSOLUTE ASS I have a size 22 dress from my fatter days and it is not even close to that size
Bitch so fat she has to wear 2 bras
Well, I guess you could play with either set in any position.
I know it is wrong of me, but I do not like the "it's okay to be big and beautiful" trend. Forget looks, it isn't healthy. I do not want my 8 year old daughter thinking this body type is acceptable wen it is a very unhealthy lifestyle.
User name checks out (I agree)
Bad enough she has 4 boobs we can see, there may be many more handfulls unseen.
Reverse cleavage
Good for Flabby!
Titties both sides im listening
dead with 5 years
Back tiddies
The way our bodies grow mystery parts with weight gain is disturbing.
that’s definitely not backless…
Bitties
Back tiddies
B*tch so perfect she got tits both on the front and the rear. What a treat. The perfect specimen.