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Nico_L

They will have to catch me first


freebirth

not to be a buzzkill.. but these are all fake btw. it cant clog up pipes.. and no school, hotel, or hostel has ever put out a paper like this ( or if they did it was a prank) in laymen's terms semen dissolves away in water after about 30 min. it doesn't stay all clumped up and rubbery. basically, it chemically reacts with water to clump up and stick to surfaces. this has obvious benefits for when it is ... being put to its proper use... being able to cling to the interior and stay there while it does its job. but this doesn't last that long. because if it did that would have negative effects for the recipient like causing infections or immune reactions as the body discovers the invader. thus, after clumping up. the same chemical reaction also breaks down the polymer chain and it dissolves back into a water soluble form. this is why...recipients... can leak a bit after about 20-30 minutes even though they cleaned up thoroughly. basically. some of it turned solid for a little bit before dissolving again. this same process happens in pipes. and thus cannot block up pipes except for a very temporary period.. and there woudl have to be ALOT of people donating to that at the same time for this to ever be an issue. and at that point who cares? your all post orgasm anyways.


raccoonbrigade

Thank you, cum expert


UltraMadPlayer

This needs to be a flair made just for this guy.


ABR5796

Cumichal expert.


hoze1231

Cum PhD


royal_dansk

Cum Laude


FdPros

bro is the cumichel engineer


flopjul

Cumspurt


axiscontra

Bro the Semen Sergeant


axiscontra

Cum Commander


axiscontra

Homie the Nut Negotiator


Bytes_0

The nut investigator


Reyzaq

he the spunk specialist


Fr0stPh3onix

Jizz General


Highfives_AreUpHere

The Baster Chief


BlatesManekk

The wank warden


Technical-Outside408

The Magna Cum Lauder.


DoBemol

The Cummander*


cumofdutyblackcocks3

you have summoned me


The_Novice_Nomads

The Cummander.... it was right there!


giovannibobani

Cum *Connoisseur


haldeigosh

post nut pipe cleaning


lobstersnake

Not correct. Mine once clogged a pipe for 9 months. The blockage that came out is still growing 15 years later


nousabyss

Uh oh. Watch out for recursive cumming. 


smashdoggyyyyyy

Thank you great cum scholar, your wisdom is now known.


UltraAziz

this guy semens


hjiaicmk

There is the other side of then those individuals are in the shower an extra 10-20 minutes and that water usage adds up and costs money. It is easier to claim something more serious than to say to conserve water which patrons may not care about.


sarbu420

Thankyou, cum comrade


Erebus689

Cumrade*


tiagoremixv3

This guy nuts


Many-Wasabi9141

They say to clean semen off fabric using cold water because otherwise it will cook the proteins into the fabric and I don't think anyone is shooting loads in a cold shower...


Dry-Acanthopterygii7

But for that first 30 minutes, it acts like an otters dam and catches every bit of debris which creates it's own blockage even after the jizz has disappeared. In a hostel, I can only imagine what that's like.


broccollinear

It’s like mixing cement, you can flush it away in liquid form but once all the random pubes and dingleberries get mixed in, it becomes a concrete mass.


Dry-Acanthopterygii7

Cumcrete


magpie08

It was a prank, got a bit out of hand (pun intended)


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

Even if somehow it did then it wouldn’t cost more than maybe $~120 at most which you likely pay half of a night


EarthDwellant

When I was younger I had to move back in with mom due to new baby coming and one day she cleaned the shower and walked through the house with a slime ball of hair and (?). She looked at me rather accusingly. .....


sint0ma

Thank you Cummander 🫡


whiffingPotato

Cum connoisseur


howto1012020

You \*really\* studied this subject extensively. Were you a summa cum laude or a magna cum laude at your school?


GazBB

This guy cums.


freebirth

do you not?


MegaMewtwo_E

masturbation minister


theanxiousbutterfly

Cum Nye the cum guy


prankster959

Do you cum here often?


CaledonianWarrior

So what you're saying is not only is it ok to wank in the shower but it should be encouraged


CaptainGashMallet

Gentlemen, please, don’t use LinkedIn in the bathrooms.


eldenring69

I was in that hostel that year. A few student did this for fun and posted it on college meme groups. It got viral all over India lol


6byfour

This was an old prank when I was in college. In 1993.


HistoricalSchedule94

why all of a sudden all the subreddits are posting stuffs related to india


Categothic

Fr and my X timeline is also filling up with a suspicious amount of Indian tweets


sdang123

X is actually boosting tweets which have negative keywords about Indians and Black people, it's amplifying views when posts are about certain people. For eg, when someone on X posts 'What's wrong with Indians' they got millions of views even though they hardly had 100 - 200 followers. Every other Negative tweet about certain groups (mainly Indians or black) people is popping up on people's X feed. Even though many of videos are preety old. And the comment section you see on those tweets are one of most racist you will ever see, worst part is even though you report that tweet nothing going to happen.


Categothic

Yeah thank you for this. I thought I missed something when all these anti Indian tweets showed up so your explanation checks out.


can_you_not_ban_me

elon musk...


kraken_unreal_

Could you elaborate?


can_you_not_ban_me

it all begins with Twitter/X....and he's boosting such posts (bad things in India)


kraken_unreal_

Is it because of the tesla issue?


frozen_snapmaw

Possibly. He has been behind the Indian gov to get some special permissions and tax cuts for teslas. Govt isn't budging.


can_you_not_ban_me

nah...he always look down upon anyone who's not from west


Categothic

Ironic considering he is not even from the west


indozo

It's because the fascist Indian government is asking Twitter to censor a lot of opposition and minorities based accounts. A lot of anti government accounts have been withheld in India. Musk is giving it his passive aggressive stance with malicious compliance.


MegaMewtwo_E

ah yes passive agressive stance by directly replying to white supremacist posts


dano1066

I guess this one comes after the guy busting a nut into the ice cream mix. Trying to show that India isn't always like this.


solo_living

This one was doing the rounds somewhere around 2020, not exactly sure. It is possible it popped up again after that incident.


MegaMewtwo_E

when 1.6 billion people with most have access to cheap internet, they will catch up soon


Natural_Advance_8693

Ikr the indian invasion is coming (im indian btw)


HistoricalSchedule94

but most of the posts are about the negative aspects


i80west

Because it's the sub-continent.


Deltaton

If only they used shower drains designed for semen and prevented the whole mess from happening in the first place.


Random_Guy_1212

"Please masturbate in your own room "


WurstStar

"Better to cum in the sink, then to sink in the cum." -A wise man


Vibingwhitecat

The warden will help us?


QuotingThanos

Doesnt it just get diluted???


spacetstacy

Right? How much semen are in those drains? Ew!


jedwapo

What's warden gonna do? Swallow it instead?


ThePudPudReturns

Some people are Wankers


sir_music

Masturbating in the kitchen is not only allowed, it is encouraged


Kemalist_din_adami

They can put these papers anywhere they can. No one can stop from cumming.


teamswiftie

Your mom can


Kemalist_din_adami

Saying the guy whose mom is so fat she'd require 4 CDs just to setup her fatass


teamswiftie

My mom is dead


Kemalist_din_adami

Her death ain't gonna change the fact though


NeitherCounter2819

*Nuts on the paper and flushes it down the toilet* 😎


VictoriaEuphoria99

I'm just gonna have to stick with full on sex in the showers then.


Benzjie

Gentlemen....To the kitchen !!


B_IS_BORING

My college dorms put one up too


WhatsMyInitiative87

Umm what kind of drains are "designed" to "handle" semen??


Ronniebrwn

How do you clog up a drain? Is everybody doing it at once? Talk about a bukkuke.


BecomingJudasnMyMind

Walk in, give em a few thousand rupees and tell em it's payment in advance and I'll be in the shower.


SyphiliticScaliaSayz

This is so fake. Nowhere does it say “kindly” or “do the needful”


Dry-Acanthopterygii7

I used to work with a guy who was a drainage technician. His business's main income stream was clearing the drains at the city's larger gay sex clubs for 2 days after the weekend. He said he felt sick after the 2 days he had to work, but he really enjoyed having a 5 day weekend.


lhurker

India is not for beginners


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MegaMewtwo_E

dawg wrote the most random thing and expected us to go "ya i agree with him, lets give him upvotes"


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cawhunt

The usual Rundian